Personal Info

Age: 21
Gender: Female
Location: England

I'm a bit of a Grammar Nazi, especially in my own work, so if anyone spots any spelling or grammatical errors (rare as they should hopefully be), can you please let me know? I would be grateful if you would be specific about it too - I've had people say "Oh, hey, an error!" but then never explain what or where it is. That's kind of unhelpful, you know?
I am English, and therefore write with English spelling, as opposed to Americanised versions, and over here in the UK, we spell things with S instead of Z, and do not have a phobia of the letter U, so pointing out anything related to this is useless as I will not change it. Anything else, however, I am glad of the correction.

Quotes

Misa: We catch Kira! I would never dream about living in a world without Light!
L: Yes, that would be dark.

Sunao: Do you know about the three greatest humans sins? Gluttony, Sloth, and Lust. You're the personification of these sins, Hashiba.
Sora: Hold on a second, I'll admit to the first two, but the third one is Yoru!

Yuuko: Mokena's a Mokena. You’d count them one Mokena, two Mokena, and then you’d stop. There are only two.

Dee: What's up with the goody-goody act for Ryo, huh?
Bikky: It's not an act. I just don't like you.

Abridged Kaiba: F*ck destiny! I am Seto Kaiba! I make my own fate! And now I'm going to summon my blue eye white dragon to destroy your remaining life points!
Abridged Ishizu: But why?! Why would you do such a thing?
Abridged Kaiba: Because a robot from the future told me to!

Riza: Sorry to interrupt, Major, but allow me to offer some feminine advice... BABIES AREN'T BORN AFTER FIVE MONTHS!!
Maes: ...She didn't think we were serious, did she?

Misaki: A butler has to be named...Sebastian!
Butler: My name is Tanaka.

Bowen: Eat her!
Draco: Oh please, ugh!
Bowen: You're hardly squeamish - you ate Sir Eglamore, hypocrite.
Draco: I merely chewed in self defence...But I never swallowed!

Jemma: My eyes feel like fruit.

Rudolph: You are not a brother.
Tony: Well, I'm not a sister...
Rudolph: You are human. You're full of blood!
Tony: And I'm gonna keep it that way, dude!

Ban: In what universe is there an idiot who falls off a building while chasing a rice ball??
Ginji: But, you see, Ban, the rice ball, see, it rolled, it rolled and bounced, see, rolled and bounced!
Ban: I’ll ‘roll and bounce’ you!

Henry: Well, you can't send Druitt alone, the guy's all heart and flowers one day, and the next he's turning a working girl into a canoe!

Kate: You'd think a white guy wandering the streets screaming about Kali would get noticed.
Ravi: Not really - it's Mumbai.

Nikola: What am I, your House Elf?
Helen: Thank you, Dobby!

Rory: So... did you want to tell me about yourself?
Reed: I am an arms dealer and I have OCD.

Afina: Nikola, you're out of your depth, mongrel.
Nikola: I'd rather be a mongrel than a stuck-up, inbred bitch!

GreedLing: Hey! You still breathing over there?
Ed: Does wheezing count?

Sheldon: Oh, gravity, thou art a heartless bitch.

Jenny: My sheep looks more like a penis that your penis does.

Ginji: Kazu!! Haha! You're alive after all! I'm so glad! I'm so glad!!
Kazuki: It would seem I've made you worry.

America: Well, I bet he’s deeply in love with Italy. He’s probably chasing after good artwork or Italy’s butt. What’s so great about his butt? Really, I’m at a loss.

Jenny: Aww, look at Winston! He's just like his daddy!
Raven: Who's that then?
Jenny: I've spent all day scrubbing the kitchen and making your dinner. The least you can do is acknowledge your child!
Raven: But he's a ferret!

Ed: Ling! I mean, Greed!
GreedLing: Hungry… need…food…
Ed: Heh. No, it’s Ling.

Raven: My penis is like a sheep. It's soft and woolly, and it nibbles people.

Envy: So you two are that close, are you?
Riza: I lied. But it was still very nice of you to fall for it, Envy.

Raven: Your bum is all noodley!
Jenny: Soft, saggy, and full of horrendous celulite?
Raven: Nooooo, thin and tasty.
Sam: Nice save.

Glinda: And what have you been doing, aside from riding around on that filthy old thing?
Elphaba: Well, we can't all come and go by bubble!

Jenny: Wrappers kill babies!
Raven: And again, they're not babies, they're ferrets.

Sam: I don't know what he just said, but it sounded vaguely threatening. Hm...that's new- a threatening Polish person.
Philip: I've across a few.
Sam: Really?
Philip: Yeah, they don't like it when their fish die.

Thug: The f*ck is wrong with you man? You'd rather die for some piece of sh*t that you don't even f*cking know?
David: Three assholes laying into one guy, while everybody else watches, and you wanna know what's wrong with ME?! Yeah, I'd rather die, so bring it on!

Knox: Where'd this come from?
Vicki: I have no idea.
Wayne: It's Japanse.
Knox: How do you know?
Wayne: ...Because I bought it in Japan.

Michael: What's the matter, Theodore? You forget?
T-Bag: How could I forget a road called 'sheep'?

Watanuki: Thanks to this little guy, no one lost any appendages.
Yuko: Too bad. All the best love stories involve amputation.

Smee: I've just had an apostrophe!
Hook: I think you mean an epiphany.

Hazel: He's celebrating his freedom, Hawkbit. We just have to be patient with him.
Hawkbit: You can be patient. I'll be annoyed.

Orson Wells: In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, bloodshed - but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.

Charlie: Just Alice, I will be honoured to escort you, your goods...and...ngh...vassal to my sacred kingdom.
Hatter: Did he just call me a vessel?

Capricorn: You got old.
Mo: You got a castle.
Capricorn: I did.
Mo: And a haircut.