Author has written 15 stories for Gravitation, Yu-Gi-Oh, Enzai: Falsely Accused, Inkheart, Princess Princess, Kuroshitsuji, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Monochrome Factor, Tsubasa Chronicle, and Sanctuary.
I'm a bit of a Grammar Nazi, especially in my own work, so if anyone spots any spelling or grammatical errors (rare as they should hopefully be), can you please let me know? I would be grateful if you would be specific about it too - I've had people say "Oh, hey, an error!" but then never explain what or where it is. That's kind of unhelpful, you know?
Misa: We catch Kira! I would never dream about living in a world without Light!
Sunao: Do you know about the three greatest humans sins? Gluttony, Sloth, and Lust. You're the personification of these sins, Hashiba.
Yuuko: Mokena's a Mokena. You’d count them one Mokena, two Mokena, and then you’d stop. There are only two.
Dee: What's up with the goody-goody act for Ryo, huh?
Abridged Kaiba: F*ck destiny! I am Seto Kaiba! I make my own fate! And now I'm going to summon my blue eye white dragon to destroy your remaining life points!
Riza: Sorry to interrupt, Major, but allow me to offer some feminine advice... BABIES AREN'T BORN AFTER FIVE MONTHS!!
Misaki: A butler has to be named...Sebastian!
Bowen: Eat her!
Jemma: My eyes feel like fruit.
Rudolph: You are not a brother.
Ban: In what universe is there an idiot who falls off a building while chasing a rice ball??
Henry: Well, you can't send Druitt alone, the guy's all heart and flowers one day, and the next he's turning a working girl into a canoe!
Kate: You'd think a white guy wandering the streets screaming about Kali would get noticed.
Nikola: What am I, your House Elf?
Rory: So... did you want to tell me about yourself?
Afina: Nikola, you're out of your depth, mongrel.
GreedLing: Hey! You still breathing over there?
Sheldon: Oh, gravity, thou art a heartless bitch.
Jenny: My sheep looks more like a penis that your penis does.
Ginji: Kazu!! Haha! You're alive after all! I'm so glad! I'm so glad!!
America: Well, I bet he’s deeply in love with Italy. He’s probably chasing after good artwork or Italy’s butt. What’s so great about his butt? Really, I’m at a loss.
Jenny: Aww, look at Winston! He's just like his daddy!
Ed: Ling! I mean, Greed!
Raven: My penis is like a sheep. It's soft and woolly, and it nibbles people.
Envy: So you two are that close, are you?
Raven: Your bum is all noodley!
Glinda: And what have you been doing, aside from riding around on that filthy old thing?
Jenny: Wrappers kill babies!
Sam: I don't know what he just said, but it sounded vaguely threatening. Hm...that's new- a threatening Polish person.
Thug: The f*ck is wrong with you man? You'd rather die for some piece of sh*t that you don't even f*cking know?
Knox: Where'd this come from?
Michael: What's the matter, Theodore? You forget?
Watanuki: Thanks to this little guy, no one lost any appendages.
Smee: I've just had an apostrophe!
Hazel: He's celebrating his freedom, Hawkbit. We just have to be patient with him.
Orson Wells: In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, bloodshed - but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.
Charlie: Just Alice, I will be honoured to escort you, your goods...and...ngh...vassal to my sacred kingdom.
Capricorn: You got old.
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