Author has written 57 stories for Wuthering Heights, Twilight, Harry Potter, Little Women, Doctor Who, Life is Beautiful, Lord of the Rings, Sarah Jane Adventures, Wicked, Pride and Prejudice, Teen Titans, NCIS, Misc. Movies, iCarly, Clue, Rocky Horror, Torchwood, Criminal Minds, IT, and Casualty.
Hi! I write fanfics for: Little Women, Harry Potter, Twilight, Wuthering Heights (hence the name), all of Jane Austen, Wicked, Dr Who, Sarah Jane Adventures, Causalty, Lord of the Rings, Teen Titans and a lot of random stuff I feel like. I am 14 years old so please excuse any funny phrases or spelling mistakes. I am British, so occasionally I write Britishisms and other people don't understand. I love: reading, writing, listening to music (which influences a lot of my writing), primates (monkeys and apes), English (the subject), Drama, Sims & Sims 2, Hot Fuzz, Comedy, Romeo & Juliet (the Leonardo DiCaprio and Claire Danes Film and book) and much more.
My favourite books are: Wuthering Heights, Little Women, Lord Of The Rings, The Picture Of Dorian Gray, Jane Eyre, Pride and Prejudice, Emma, Frankenstein, Wicked, Twilight and Harry Potter.
My favourite shows are: NCIS, Bones, CSI (Miami, NY and normal), Criminal Minds, Teen Titans, Dr Who, Sarah Jane Adventures and Causalty.
Favourite Literary Characters: Helen Burns (Jane Eyre), Cathy Earnshaw (Wuthering Heights), Fitzwilliam Darcy (Pride and Prejudice), Tybalt (Romeo and Juliet), Luna Lovegood (Harry Potter), Fred Weasley (Harry Potter), Jo March (Little Women), Laurie (Little Women), Fred Moffat (Little Women) and Sybil Vane (The Picture Of Dorian Gray).
I am known as The Struggling Author on FictionPress.net. Please check me out.
Fave Pairings (in no order and not always canon):
DR WHO: Doctor/Rose, Doctor/Sarah Jane.
CAUSALTY: Ruth/Toby, Abs/Ruth, Charlie/Maggie.
SARAH JANE ADVENTURES: Luke/Clyde, Maria/Sarah Jane, Maria/Luke, Clyde/Rani,
TWILIGHT (TEAM JACOB/TYLER'S VAN AND PROUD): Emmett/Leah, Jacob/Leah, Jacob/Edward, Emmett/Jacob,
HARRY POTTER: Fred/Luna, Neville/Luna, Lily/James, Severus/Lily,
LITTLE WOMEN: Jo/Laurie, Jo/Fred Moffat,
WUTHERING HEIGHTS: Edgar/Cathy, Heathcliff/Cathy, Edgar/Heathcliff, Isabella/Cathy,
WICKED: Fiyero/Elphaba, Boq/Glinda, Elphaba/Avaric,
LORD OF THE RINGS: Frodo/Sam, Legolas/Gimli, Arwen/Aragorn, Merry/Pippin,
TEEN TITANS: Raven/Beast Boy, Raven/Cyborg, Raven/Robin, Raven/Red X,
PRIDE AND PREJUDICE: Elizabeth/Darcy,
THE PICTURE OF DORIAN GRAY: Sybil/Basil,
JANE EYRE: Rochester/Jane, Helen/Jane,
CRIMINAL MINDS: Hotch/Reid, Morgan/Garcia
Alice's Game is one story. There are two sequels, All's Fair In Love And War and Juno Cullen. They are AU from each other. I will write more stories for them and turn them into series(s). They will all have different titles. The chart-thing below will help you remember it.
Alice's Game-All's Fair In Love And War-All's Fair In Love And War
Alice's Game-Juno Cullen-Juno Cullen II
Ok, about Reunions. I am English and in England we call 999 instead of 911. I absentmindedly wrote 999. Sorry. Many people have commented on this and it opened my eyes to how many blonde moments I have. Actually I'm having one right now. But thanks to everyone who pointed it out. Just read it as 911.
Master Disclaimer: I don't own any of the books/movies/TV shows etc that I write fanfction for. I only own the plot and my Original Characters.
I love reviews, so please give me loads of reviews, but if you are going to send me reviews please give me constructive criticism. I need to improve but just writing 'rubbish' isn't going to help. And, as most of you won't do that, as you want me dead, here's a quick tip: if you can't think of anything nice to write, DON'T REVIEW AT ALL! Simples.
Update 19/8/09: I'm really sorry for not updating my stories. I've been working on other stuff and etc etc. I'm working on catching up but in the meantime please enjoy the new story I'm writing! >hopes new story makes everything better
Update 6/3/10: All my multi chaptered stories are on hiatus until further notice. Sorry.
CUT AND PASTE TIMES!!
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (I wish...)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life or feelings so I MUST be having problems
"A captain can always leave his ship if there's a bus nearby." Dr Who, Planet Of The Dead.
"You're not keeping the horse,"
"I let you keep Mickey!" Dr Who and Rose, The Girl In The Fireplace
"What do you mean?"
"Madame du Pompadour. Sarah Jane Smith. Cleopatra."
"Cleopatra he mentioned once."
"Yeah, but he called her Cleo." Rose and Mickey, The Girl In The Fireplace
"To walk upon the memories of another living soul-Do you ever get used to this?" Reinette, The Girl In The Fireplace
"Hello-New teeth. That's weird." Tenth Doctor, The Parting Of Ways.
"What's a horse doing on a spaceship?"
"What's pre-Revolutionary France doing on a spaceship, Mickey? Get some perspective!" Dr Who and Mickey, The Girl In The Fireplace
"Have you met the French?" Dr Who, The Girl In The Fireplace
"Always take a banana to a party." Dr Who, The Girl In The Fireplace
"Mr Thick Thickety Thickface of Thicktown, Thickania. And sos your dad." Dr Who, The Girl In The Fireplace
"Many things about this are not good." Dr Who, The Girl In The Fireplace
"One may tolerate a world of demons for the sake of an angel." Reinette, The Girl In The Fireplace
"We need a truck."
"But we don't have a truck."
"I know we don't have a truck!" Dr Who and Mickey, The Girl In The Fireplace
"One never knows when one needs one's Doctor." Reinette, The Girl In The Fireplace
"How long did you wait?"
"5 and a half hours!"
"That's good. Always wait 5 and a half hours." Dr and Rose, The Girl In The Fireplace (I like the episode The Girl In The Fireplace. So sue me.)
"This is the story of how I died." Rose, Army Of Ghosts
"We can say Allons-sy Alonso all the time-why are staring at me?"
"My mum's still on board."
"If we end up on Mars I'm gonna kill you!" Dr Who, Rose and Jackie, Army Of Ghosts
"This is not war, this is pest control!" Daleks, Army Of Ghosts
"We would destroy the Cybermen with 1 Dalek! You are superior in just one aspect."
"What is that?"
"You are better at dying." Daleks and Cybermen, Army Of Ghosts