Modern Day Cathy Earnshaw

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since	: 01-25-09, id: 1816208, Profile Updated: 03-06-10
country	: UK

Author has written 57 stories for Wuthering Heights, Twilight, Harry Potter, Little Women, Doctor Who, Life is Beautiful, Lord of the Rings, Sarah Jane Adventures, Wicked, Pride and Prejudice, Teen Titans, NCIS, Misc. Movies, iCarly, Clue, Rocky Horror, Torchwood, Criminal Minds, IT, and Casualty.

Hi! I write fanfics for: Little Women, Harry Potter, Twilight, Wuthering Heights (hence the name), all of Jane Austen, Wicked, Dr Who, Sarah Jane Adventures, Causalty, Lord of the Rings, Teen Titans and a lot of random stuff I feel like. I am 14 years old so please excuse any funny phrases or spelling mistakes. I am British, so occasionally I write Britishisms and other people don't understand. I love: reading, writing, listening to music (which influences a lot of my writing), primates (monkeys and apes), English (the subject), Drama, Sims & Sims 2, Hot Fuzz, Comedy, Romeo & Juliet (the Leonardo DiCaprio and Claire Danes Film and book) and much more.

My favourite books are: Wuthering Heights, Little Women, Lord Of The Rings, The Picture Of Dorian Gray, Jane Eyre, Pride and Prejudice, Emma, Frankenstein, Wicked, Twilight and Harry Potter.

My favourite shows are: NCIS, Bones, CSI (Miami, NY and normal), Criminal Minds, Teen Titans, Dr Who, Sarah Jane Adventures and Causalty.

Favourite Literary Characters: Helen Burns (Jane Eyre), Cathy Earnshaw (Wuthering Heights), Fitzwilliam Darcy (Pride and Prejudice), Tybalt (Romeo and Juliet), Luna Lovegood (Harry Potter), Fred Weasley (Harry Potter), Jo March (Little Women), Laurie (Little Women), Fred Moffat (Little Women) and Sybil Vane (The Picture Of Dorian Gray).

I am known as The Struggling Author on FictionPress.net. Please check me out.

Fave Pairings (in no order and not always canon):

DR WHO: Doctor/Rose, Doctor/Sarah Jane.

CAUSALTY: Ruth/Toby, Abs/Ruth, Charlie/Maggie.

SARAH JANE ADVENTURES: Luke/Clyde, Maria/Sarah Jane, Maria/Luke, Clyde/Rani,

TWILIGHT (TEAM JACOB/TYLER'S VAN AND PROUD): Emmett/Leah, Jacob/Leah, Jacob/Edward, Emmett/Jacob,

HARRY POTTER: Fred/Luna, Neville/Luna, Lily/James, Severus/Lily,

LITTLE WOMEN: Jo/Laurie, Jo/Fred Moffat,

WUTHERING HEIGHTS: Edgar/Cathy, Heathcliff/Cathy, Edgar/Heathcliff, Isabella/Cathy,

WICKED: Fiyero/Elphaba, Boq/Glinda, Elphaba/Avaric,

LORD OF THE RINGS: Frodo/Sam, Legolas/Gimli, Arwen/Aragorn, Merry/Pippin,

TEEN TITANS: Raven/Beast Boy, Raven/Cyborg, Raven/Robin, Raven/Red X,

PRIDE AND PREJUDICE: Elizabeth/Darcy,

1984: O'Brien/Winston,

THE PICTURE OF DORIAN GRAY: Sybil/Basil,

JANE EYRE: Rochester/Jane, Helen/Jane,

CRIMINAL MINDS: Hotch/Reid, Morgan/Garcia

Alice's Game is one story. There are two sequels, All's Fair In Love And War and Juno Cullen. They are AU from each other. I will write more stories for them and turn them into series(s). They will all have different titles. The chart-thing below will help you remember it.

Alice's Game-All's Fair In Love And War-All's Fair In Love And War

Alice's Game-Juno Cullen-Juno Cullen II

Ok, about Reunions. I am English and in England we call 999 instead of 911. I absentmindedly wrote 999. Sorry. Many people have commented on this and it opened my eyes to how many blonde moments I have. Actually I'm having one right now. But thanks to everyone who pointed it out. Just read it as 911.

Master Disclaimer: I don't own any of the books/movies/TV shows etc that I write fanfction for. I only own the plot and my Original Characters.

I love reviews, so please give me loads of reviews, but if you are going to send me reviews please give me constructive criticism. I need to improve but just writing 'rubbish' isn't going to help. And, as most of you won't do that, as you want me dead, here's a quick tip: if you can't think of anything nice to write, DON'T REVIEW AT ALL! Simples.

Update 19/8/09: I'm really sorry for not updating my stories. I've been working on other stuff and etc etc. I'm working on catching up but in the meantime please enjoy the new story I'm writing! >hopes new story makes everything better

Update 6/3/10: All my multi chaptered stories are on hiatus until further notice. Sorry.

CUT AND PASTE TIMES!!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (I wish...)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life or feelings so I MUST be having problems

QUOTE TIMES!

"A captain can always leave his ship if there's a bus nearby." Dr Who, Planet Of The Dead.

"You're not keeping the horse,"
"I let you keep Mickey!" Dr Who and Rose, The Girl In The Fireplace

"That Doctor."
"What do you mean?"
"Madame du Pompadour. Sarah Jane Smith. Cleopatra."
"Cleopatra he mentioned once."
"Yeah, but he called her Cleo." Rose and Mickey, The Girl In The Fireplace

"To walk upon the memories of another living soul-Do you ever get used to this?" Reinette, The Girl In The Fireplace

"Hello-New teeth. That's weird." Tenth Doctor, The Parting Of Ways.

"What's a horse doing on a spaceship?"
"What's pre-Revolutionary France doing on a spaceship, Mickey? Get some perspective!" Dr Who and Mickey, The Girl In The Fireplace

"Have you met the French?" Dr Who, The Girl In The Fireplace

"Always take a banana to a party." Dr Who, The Girl In The Fireplace

"Mr Thick Thickety Thickface of Thicktown, Thickania. And sos your dad." Dr Who, The Girl In The Fireplace

"Many things about this are not good." Dr Who, The Girl In The Fireplace

"One may tolerate a world of demons for the sake of an angel." Reinette, The Girl In The Fireplace

"We need a truck."
"But we don't have a truck."
"I know we don't have a truck!" Dr Who and Mickey, The Girl In The Fireplace

"One never knows when one needs one's Doctor." Reinette, The Girl In The Fireplace

"How long did you wait?"
"5 and a half hours!"
"That's good. Always wait 5 and a half hours." Dr and Rose, The Girl In The Fireplace (I like the episode The Girl In The Fireplace. So sue me.)

"This is the story of how I died." Rose, Army Of Ghosts

"We can say Allons-sy Alonso all the time-why are staring at me?"
"My mum's still on board."
"If we end up on Mars I'm gonna kill you!" Dr Who, Rose and Jackie, Army Of Ghosts

"This is not war, this is pest control!" Daleks, Army Of Ghosts

"We would destroy the Cybermen with 1 Dalek! You are superior in just one aspect."
"What is that?"
"You are better at dying." Daleks and Cybermen, Army Of Ghosts

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1. Torchlight » reviews
The Torchwood and Twilight characters go to high school together. WARNING: Lots of OOCness and random popular culture refrences...possibly. All human. AU obviously . Rated T to be safe.
Crossover - Twilight & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 8-24-10 - Published: 8-30-09

2. Hey Kid reviews
One shot about Pennywise enticing a child to meet their doom. Book or film version.
IT - Rated: K - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-18-10

3. Meeting My Cousin » reviews
A Criminal Minds/NCIS crossover. Reid takes the team to meet his cousin in Washington. Abby/McGee, Tony/Ziva, Gibbs/Emily, Rossi/Jenny, Morgan/Garcia, Reid/OC and Hotch/Oc. Lots of OOCness. Please read and review! Rated M for later gory chapters.
Crossover - NCIS & Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 4-11-10 - Published: 3-22-09 - Abby S. & S. Reid

4. Hurt reviews
Poem about unrequited love. Not very good. HotchxReidish, JJxHotchish ReidxSean Hotchner
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-9-10 - A. Hotchner/Hotch & Jennifer J./JJ - Complete

5. In Death We Meet Again reviews
Hotch is dead and Reid is lonely. Will they ever meet again? Hotch/Reid. Character Death
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-6-10 - A. Hotchner/Hotch & S. Reid - Complete

6. Webcams reviews
HotchxReid. Damn those webcams!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-4-10 - A. Hotchner/Hotch & S. Reid - Complete

7. Trust Me reviews
Poem about a situation I hope Reid and Hotch never find themselves in. HotchxReid
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-4-10 - A. Hotchner/Hotch & S. Reid - Complete

8. A Collection Of Poems I Wrote For You » reviews
Raven writes a book of 100 poems about her feelings and her love, Beast Boy. Poems are bad but please read it. Lots of reviews please!
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 9-1-09 - Published: 2-4-09 - Raven & Beast Boy

9. Mother and Child » reviews
Leah Clearwater is pregnant. How will she cope? Warning: Lots of OCCness and possibly contervesialness. Didn't spell that right . Please read and review! Multiple pairings. Rated T for sort-of bad language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 8-24-09 - Published: 8-19-09 - Leah & Jared - Complete

10. A Lock Of Hair reviews
Short Janto drabble written after CoE. Read and review please!
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-23-09 - Ianto J. & Jack H. - Complete

11. The Six Covens » reviews
The Cullens never existed. The Volturi are taking over the earth. Now six vampire friends and their covens must join together, or life as we now it will end. No canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-25-09 - Published: 3-15-09

12. All's Fair In Love And War II »
Sequel to All's Fair In Love And War. Rosalie's still not done with revenge... Emmett/OC See Juno Cullen and Juno Cullen II for a alternate reality.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 296 - Updated: 4-9-09 - Published: 2-21-09

13. iLoveYou reviews
Oneshot. Seddie fluff. Why does Freddie not like Sam dating people?
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-7-09 - Freddie B. & Sam P. - Complete

14. How Beth Touched My Heart reviews
Oneshot. Beth/OC. Set before Beth's death. How Beth changed someone's life forever.
Little Women - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-7-09 - Complete

15. A Happily Ever After reviews
A summary of Sam and Spencer's life together. Oneshot Spam and Creddie.
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-6-09 - Sam P. & Spencer S. - Complete

16. Juno Cullen II »
Juno's restless. She's found her one true love...and he's a werewolf. Can their love flourish? OC/OC AU to All's Fair In Love And War.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,124 - Updated: 3-31-09 - Published: 2-21-09 - Complete

17. Friends Forever reviews
As little kids, Lizzy Bennett has a nightmare. Will Darcy comforts her.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-22-09 - Complete

18. Whatever Happened To Georgiana Darcy? reviews
Whatever happened to Georgiana Darcy? This story tells her life to her deathbed. After the book. Darcy/Elizabeth Georgiana/OC
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-21-09 - Complete

19. Heathcliff & Cathy reviews
A poem about the tale of Heathcliff and Cathy. Canon. Follows the story.
Wuthering Heights - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-21-09 - Complete

20. Not Meant To Be reviews
Fred Moffat/Jo. Also some slight Jo4Laurie. AU. They annoyed each other, they infuriated each other...they loved each other.
Little Women - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-15-09 - Complete

21. 10 Ways Rani Chandra Saved Clyde Langer's Life reviews
10 reasons how Rani saved Clyde. Clyde's POV. Rani/Clyde, Maria/Luke and Sarah Jane/Alan
Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-15-09 - Complete

22. Titans Junior!
The team's kids have formed the under-10 Titans and they are on a quest to find the lost cookie! RaeRob, Starborg and Berra.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Published: 3-7-09 - Complete

23. Fiyero's Daughter reviews
Sequel to I Just Wrote To Say I Love You. Elphaba and Fiyero's daughter finds love with Glinda and Boq's son. AU. OC/OC, Glinda/Boq and long gone Elphaba/Fiyero. Rated T for later chapters.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-7-09

24. Friendship reviews
Blind!Jo and Service Dog!Laurie. What would would Jo do without her Laurie?
Little Women - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-26-09 - Complete

25. A Born Hero reviews
A poem from Ziva to Tony. Rubbish poems and bad summary but please read! Tiva. May contain spoilers.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-26-09 - Tony D. & Ziva D. - Complete

26. I Love You Baby Eddie reviews
Columbia finds out she's pregnant. Columbia/Dead!Eddie. Oneshot.
Rocky Horror - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-26-09 - Complete

27. The Volturi's Travel Arrangements reviews
Just a quick oneshot about the difficulties the Volturi have getting around. Drabble.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-26-09 - Aro & Caius - Complete

28. The Mucked Up Brady Bunch
60 word drabble about a way that the characters in the film are linked.
Clue - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Published: 2-21-09 - Complete

29. She's Mine!
Hot Fuzz. The Andys fight over Doris. Who does she pick?
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Published: 2-21-09 - Complete

30. Reunions reviews
Seddie. Carly and Freddie have a daughter. Sam and Jonah have a son. When they all see each other again, Sam and Freddie fall in love. But Jonah and Carly get jealous... READ 999 AS 911!
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-21-09 - Sam P. & Freddie B. - Complete

31. Just Another Normal Sunday
Hot Fuzz Nicholas/Danny slash. Nicholas couldn't live without Danny, and it's time to tell him that.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Published: 2-20-09 - Complete

32. Knightley and Darcy Rate The Female Versions » reviews
George Knightley and Fitzwilliam Darcy rate the female equivalents of the books/shows/films that their spouses rate. Part of twin stories. See Emma and Elizabeth Rate The Modern Heartthrobs.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 2-20-09 - Published: 2-18-09 - Complete

33. Emma and Elizabeth Rate The Modern Heartthrobs » reviews
Emma Woodhouse and Elizabeth Bennett have decided to bring you their views on nowadays modern heartthrobs!
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 2-20-09 - Published: 2-4-09 - Complete

34. Why Us? » reviews
Raven makes a discovery, how will her boyfriend Cyborg take it? CyRae with RobStar and Berra.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-19-09 - Published: 2-6-09 - Cyborg & Raven - Complete

35. Abby's Thoughts reviews
Abby's thoughts on her colleagues. Very very AU. Genny, McAbby and Tiva.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-19-09 - Abby S. - Complete

36. Whatever Happened To Rose?
We all know that Rose left with 10.5, but what happened to her? She explains on her deathbed. Rose/10.5 Slight spoilers.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Published: 2-19-09 - 10th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete

37. All's Fair In Love And War »
AU Sequel to Alice's Game AU to Juno Cullen if that makes sense 'It had been 10 years since that fateful game of 7 minutes in heaven.' Emmett and Suzie are married, but now Rosalie's back. With new characters. Emmett/OC, Jasper/Alice Edward/OC
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,079 - Published: 2-19-09 - Complete

38. The Perfect Valentine's Day Surprise reviews
Seth makes a confession to his imprint. Seth/OC. Happy Birthday Paige!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-14-09 - Seth - Complete

39. I Just Wrote To Say I Love You reviews
After his death, a pregnant Elphaba finds a letter from Fiyero. Slight AU. Fiyero/Elphaba.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-3-09 - Elphaba T. & Fiyero T. - Complete

40. 10 Reasons I Love You reviews
Luke writes down 10 reasons he loves Maria. Luke/Maria
Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-3-09 - Complete

41. Arwen's Poem reviews
A poem for Aragorn from Arwen. LOTR
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-3-09 - Arwen U. & Aragorn - Complete

42. La Vita E'Bella reviews
Guido's last thoughts.
Life is Beautiful - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-3-09 - Complete

43. Cedric! reviews
The Cullens get stuck in a ditch. Who will help them out? Harry Potter/Twilight. Normal pairings as well as slight Edward/Harry. AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 2-3-09 - Harry P. & Edward - Complete

44. Defence Strategy 3 reviews
The La Push Pack decide how to save Bella. Set in Eclipse before the fight.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-3-09 - Jacob & Sam - Complete

45. Juno Cullen » reviews
Juno and her five siblings are a normal family. But what will happen when dad Emmett starts bringing home girlfriends? Carrys on from Alice's Game. AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-3-09 - Published: 2-1-09 - Complete

46. When In The Hospital, Do As The Doctor Does » reviews
Causalty/Dr Who x-over. Holby Hospital is in danger...and only the Doctor can save it. Toby/Ruth and Charlie/Maggie.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Casualty - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 2-2-09 - Published: 1-28-09 - 10th Doctor - Complete

47. Good Golly, Mr Laurie » reviews
Jo March is pregnant and Laurie's the father. What will he do? AU Jo/Laurie.
Little Women - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-2-09 - Published: 1-28-09 - Complete

48. Alice's Game » reviews
Alice Cullen arranges a 'fun' game at one of her amazing parties. What will happen? Emmett/OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-28-09 - Published: 1-27-09 - Emmett - Complete

49. Faithful reviews
Bellatrix is in Azkaban. Can her and Voldemort's love survive? Bellatrix/Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-28-09 - Bellatrix L. & Voldemort - Complete

50. If Only
Lily Jr is dead, but she's left two daughters behind. What will happen to Bella and Donna? Rubbish summary but, please read it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Published: 1-28-09 - James S. P. - Complete

51. Ghosts
Neville loved Luna. But she didn't love him. Now he's gone, can Luna confess her loves to the girl who's stolen her heart? AU, Luna/Pansy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Published: 1-28-09 - Luna L. & Pansy P. - Complete

52. Valerie
A song fic. Voldemort destroys a wedding, but what effect will it have on Valerie Rigby? AU, not incredibly involved with Magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Published: 1-28-09 - OC & Voldemort - Complete

53. Stupid Boy reviews
Hermione's dead. Draco killed her. Now Draco needs to talk to Ron about his wife Hermione, and recall what happened. Draco/Hermione with mention of Ron/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-27-09 - Draco M. & Ron W. - Complete

54. Autumn reviews
James/Lily. What happened from graduation to when Snape first saw Harry. Rubbish summary but please read it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-27-09 - James P. & Lily Luna P. - Complete

55. Who's The Daddy? reviews
Rowena Ravenclaw has given birth...but WHO'S THE FATHER?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-27-09 - Rowena R. - Complete

56. The Imprint and The Imprinted reviews
Biccie escaped a imprinted lover, and ends up imprinting herself. But does she get a happily ever after?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-27-09 - Jacob - Complete

57. Cathy reviews
This is a poem from Cathy the elder to her daughter and her feelings on leaving her. My first fan fic.
Wuthering Heights - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-27-09 - Complete

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