VladTheImpaler413
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since: 01-25-09, id: 1817049, Profile Updated: 05-01-12
Author has written 18 stories for Gravitation, Silent Hill, Junjō Romantica, Final Fantasy VII, From Eroica With Love, Hellsing, and Hellraiser.

Hello, Konnichi wa, Hola, Bonjou, Bon, Giorno, Ni Hao, Guten Tag, Dia Duit, Namaste, Zdravstvuite, Yia Sou, Dobry Rano, Shalom, Marhaba, Hej, Goedendag, Jambo, Chao, Ahn Nyeong ha se yo, Bom Dia, Hyvaa Paivaa.

Name:Alucard

Birthday:December 21 1431

Birthplace: Sighisoara

Eye Color(s):Red as Blood

Hair Color:Black as Midnight

Height:6' 2"

NickNames: No Life King, the Ultimate Vampire, Dracula...there are to many to list.


Hobbies: Reading, painting, terrorrizing humans, killing.

Personality: I am sadistic, and loe it. Let's just leave it at I am not a family man.

Sex: Male. I can also become a girl.

Right Handed or Left Handed: Both. All the better to kill with.

Your Heritage:A pure Romanian noble.

The Shoes You Wore Today:My black leather boots.

Your Fears:Nothing! I AM FEAR!

Your Perfect Pizza:I drink blood and don't care for the smell of pizza.

Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:To finally have Police Girl. (Already achieved.)

Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I don't use one.

Thoughts First Waking Up: I'm hungry.

Your Best Physical Feature:I like everything of mine.

Your Bedtime:When I feel like it.

Your Most Missed Memory:I don't share my memories.

Pepsi or Coke: Blood

McDonalds or Burger King: Both equally smell terrible.

Single or Group Dates: Depends on how many women I can seduce that night.

Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I don't drink tea.

Chocolate or Vanilla: Aaahhh! Virgin blood! It's more like chocolate.

Cappuccino or Coffee: I hate the smells.

Do you Smoke: No.

Do you Swear:Why yes!

Do you Sing:Like an opera star.

Do you Shower Daily:Most of the time.

Have you Been in Love: Happily mated with Seras.

Do you want to go to College:What for? A silly human piece of paper? I have years of knowledge already.

Do you want to get Married: I only have Brides. And we Mate. Not marry.

Do you belive in yourself:Hell yeah!

Do you get Motion Sickness: No. Do you?

Do you think you are Attractive: Come here and find out.

Are you a Health Freak: I care less. I drink blood. There's all my nutrients.

Do you get along with your Parents: Thier dead.

Do you like Thunderstorms: Depends. In a fight, yes. Sleeping no.

Do you play an Instrument: Violin, piano, and a few others.

In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes. I drink red wine sometimes with blood in it.

In the past month have you Smoked: Again I hate the smell.

In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: AB blood thank you.

In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Which one are you reffering to? Dead fish or dead asians? If the second choice then yes.

In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes, we had a rather lovely ghoul epidemic at the theater.

Ever been Drunk?: No. I'm immune to it.

Ever been Beaten up:Never. I kill those who oppose me.

What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I alread am grown up. And I'm happy to be a vampire.

What country would you most like to Visit: I've already been everywhere. But I want to go back to Romania.

Number of Piercings:None unless I have been shot again.

Number of Tattoos: I don't have any. And I care very little for them.

Number of things in my Past I Regret:No not really.


1. Horror Tales » reviews
A small series of our beloved fairy tales with a demonic twist. Mostly Pinsty cause I like them.
Hellraiser - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,973 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 1-17-13 - Published: 11-11-12 - Pinhead & Kirsty
2. Oh My Sweet Angel » reviews
Seras a newly turned angel finds herself at the mercy of the No Life King. AxS
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,906 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 1-1-13 - Published: 5-24-11 - Alucard & Seras
3. The Flower Queen » reviews
The great Baba Yaga gives Alucard a chance to find his perfect bride...Or grow her. AxS
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,585 - Reviews: 70 - Updated: 12-28-12 - Published: 6-16-11 - Alucard & Seras
4. My Sweet Persephone » reviews
Pinhead has waited long enough and takes Kirsty. Rated T for now may change to rated M.
Hellraiser - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,759 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 11-18-12 - Published: 2-16-12 - Pinhead & Kirsty
5. 50 Pinsty Challenge reviews
50 sentences of random words. All to do with Pinsty. Some funny, some cheesy.
Hellraiser - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-13-12 - Pinhead & Kirsty - Complete
6. Obsessing Over Sacraments » reviews
How Walter came to choose Henry. W/H yaoi
Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 43,945 - Reviews: 121 - Updated: 11-12-12 - Published: 6-6-09 - Walter S. & Henry T. - Complete
7. Snow White and the Huntsman reviews
She was the Princess and he was the Prince turned Huntsman Pinsty.
Hellraiser - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-1-12 - Pinhead & Kirsty - Complete
8. Junjou Rhymes » reviews
Sequel to Junjou Fairytales.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 12-11-11 - Published: 9-27-09
9. An Eroica Christmas Carol » reviews
James must learn the meaning of Christmas by some very important spirits. Finally done!
From Eroica With Love - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,602 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-6-11 - Published: 11-29-10 - Complete
10. Junjou Animals » reviews
A three shot series where the couple compare thier lovers to animals.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-23-11 - Published: 8-14-09
11. Hiroki's Prank in Grow Up! reviews
This is basically what happened to Nowaki in my Junjou Fairytales chapter 21 Grow Up.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-12-11 - Nowaki K. & Hiroki K. - Complete
12. We Bleed Together » reviews
A series of short stories based on yaoi couples. First up is PH/James!
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,492 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 10-19-10 - Published: 12-20-09
13. Look but Don't Touch » reviews
The world of angels and demons clash. Yu/Shu,Hiro/K,Toh/Shu,Tat/Ryu,Sak/Toh. Warning:Yaoi later chapters.
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,195 - Reviews: 68 - Updated: 10-15-10 - Published: 4-25-09 - Eiri Y. & Shuichi S.
14. 50 Military Love reviews
50 sentences for Sephiroth and Cloud. Some Zack as well. Fluff and stuff!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-28-09 - Sephiroth & Cloud S. - Complete
15. Junjou Fairytales » reviews
A series of drabbles based on fairytales. Thank you!
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 11,689 - Reviews: 162 - Updated: 9-20-09 - Published: 7-11-09 - Complete
16. I Won't Say I'm In Love reviews
Just a small song fic for Egoist.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-25-09
17. A Possessed Love » reviews
Eiri has been acting odd lately. Almost like he's possessed...
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 6-21-09 - Published: 6-15-09 - Eiri Y. & Shuichi S.
18. Remix of Gravitation » reviews
Chap. 3 Now up! Past the Point of No Return.
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-21-09 - Published: 4-12-09 - Eiri Y. & Shuichi S. - Complete