I HAVE A SCHIZOPHRINIC FRIEND CALLED BLAKE AND SHE DOESN'T SHUT UP! DID I MENTION THAT SHE LIVES IN MY HEAD? Huh guess I didn't.

YES, I AM EMO AND I YES, I DO LOVE FANG AND IGGY! THEY'RE THE 2 BIGGEST SEXIST PIGS IN THE WORLD JUST LIKE ME! Hehe ah no...maybe...yes...

Hey to everyone thats finds this...if i do say so my self, shitty profile. Now here's a little inside knowledge for ya, i'm a random crazy person, just read my one shot... My favorite authors are James Patterson, Maryjanice Davidson and a couple more. I believe my name is stupid say I'm not gonna tell what it is so NAH! -pokes out tongue- OH! And between you and me, if it weren't for spell check and my beta reader Mythical2215, I'd be in deep puppy doo. I'm a gal and I get along better with guys and I get older by a whole year, this year cool huh?

MY favorite bands are Bullet For My Valentine, Guns 'N Roses, Linkin Park, Avenged Sevenfold, Good Charlotte, Blue Oyster Cult, Paramore, 30 Seconds To Mars, Led Zeppelin, All That Remains, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, The Rasmus, 3 Doors Down, 3OH!3, Skillet, Rammstein, Eminem, Escape The Fate, Empire Of The Sun, My Chemical Romance and a bunch more that i cant be bothered to put in here.

BEST FRIENDS N FRIENDS:

FRIENDS: Will dare you to embaress yourself by calling things out to your crush which hates the fact you like them but'll put up with you.
BESTFRIENDS: Will yell "Y.M.C.A scratch you balls and say WHY ARE WE GAY?" to your crush just to embares you not caring about themselves. ( i do this every lunch)

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night
BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and himself/herself in the process

FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you
BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the BLEEP out of him/her by threatening to break every bone in him/her's body if he/she hurts your bestfriend

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later
BESTFRIENDS:Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
BESTFRIENDS:Would walk right in and say,"HON-NEY IM HOME, DID YA MISS ME?"

FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his ass with his/her dad's base ball bat (well, i'd do that anyways)

FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick
BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone ( happened to me last week. DAMN YOU TORI!)

FREINDS: Will ignore this
BESTFRIENDS:Will repost this crap.

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
IGGY: BECAUSE ITS SO MUCH FUN TO TAKE OFF!!
ME: duh!
IGGY: I know!

"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.

Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.

What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? An offer you can't refuse. (literally, you'd be sleeping with the fishes the next week...i think, its not like i know or anything...)

I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack.
-- Demetri Martin

FUN THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR

1) When a person in the elevator repeatedly pushes a button (such as "close" or "open") say, "Congratulations, you figured out that if you push the button 20 times, it works quicker"
2)Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
3) Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
4) Stare, grinning, at another passenger for awhile, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
5) Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
6) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
7) Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
8) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

The best 2 reviews I've ever given to stories that you NEED to read:

For THE DIRTIEST FIC EVER!:

oh thats so dirty! -snickers-

fang: i dont get it.
iggy: dude what dont you get?
me: yeah i mean, they had sex the end.
fang: yeah i get that and all, but who'd they have sex with?

-all ponder-
me: OH MY 'F'ING GOD!
iggy+fang: what?
me: YOU 2 HAD SEX TOGETHER!EWW OH GOD! MAN THATS SO WRONG! EW!EW!EW!EW! I NEED TO BLEACH MY MIND OUT I MEAN GOOD GOD!
iggy: and i thought i was a sexist pig.
fang: me to.
iggy: you know, i think i like you nite. why you pick this story?
me: it said 'THE DIRTIEST FIC EVER!' why wouldn't i read it?
iggy+fang: good point.

For Everyone Wants The Forbidden Fruit:

dude, didnt see that one coming. totally awesome twist. i hope you update soon and well i guess i'll introduce myself.
im NITESIDE IS DA BOMB and i'm a schizophrinc, i'm a emo girl.
FANG: nite this isn't AA meeting.
ME: its my review and i can make it what i wants.
JASMIN: STOP GOING AT EACH OTHERS THROATS, GIVE HUGS GUYS!HUGS!
FANG+ME: Jasmin, please stop randomly popping into our reviews. chapters we understand cuz we get lonely but not when we're leaving a review.
NUDGE: are we leaving a review? i've always wanted to leave a review. are we? are we? are we? huh huh huh?
IGGY: -whines- NUDGE MY EARS, THEY BLEED!
ME: oh...kay. i thinks i'll cut this short before everyone starts fighting.
EVERYONE: WHO SAID IT WAS YOUR TURN TO LEAVE A REVIEW? I WAS LEAVING ONE BEFORE YOU! GUYS GIVE HUGS, NOT INSULTS! SHUT UP JASMIN NO ONE WAS TALKING TO YOU!
ME: oh..kay, bye. -yells to be heard- SAY GOOD BYE EVERYONE.
EVERYONE: GOOD BYE EVERYONE!