fukuji mihoko
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since: 01-26-09, id: 1817789, Profile Updated: 05-15-13
country: UK
Author has written 92 stories for Haruhi Suzumiya series, Vocaloid, Sailor Moon, Death Note, Fruits Basket, Higurashi/Umineko series, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Lucky Star, Peep Show, K-ON!/けいおん!, Twilight, Persona Series, Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ, Kingdom Hearts, A Channel/Aチャンネル, Inbetweeners, Tiger & Bunny/タイガー&バニー, Outnumbered, Aikatsu/アイカツ, and Idolmaster.

ohayooou minna-saaan *yawns*
i am a teenage-something girl from england
i really really like aikatsu (at the moment), and just plain like vocaloid, umineko, dumb animes, british comedy, horror movies and junk food.
i also want to be a cat, and jacques lacan is my favourite theorist because he's very very cute!!! *///*

i don't write so much fanfiction anymore, but i feel like maybe writing some fluffy aikatsu-related stuff, but that anime is very adorable.
so, maybe look out for that? if you care? eheheh.


1. Garlic Kisses
Yurika's craving for garlic ramen leads her to do something very out of character indeed... :Yurika/Otome-ish:
Aikatsu/アイカツ - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Published: 5-15-13 - Complete
2. Sleeping Beauty reviews
For some reason, Len has been feeling tired, apathetic and just plain exhausted as of late. Nothing seems to be enjoyable anymore, and even eating seems to take far too much effort. Rin seems to think Len just needs to find a nice, cute and slightly hapless person to date, and everything will resolve itself - but do Len's problems run deeper than that...? :Len/Kaito:
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,994 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-8-13 - Len K. & Kaito S.
3. Being Dysfunctional Has Never Been So Much Fun » reviews
A collection of mostly light-hearted oneshots and short ficlets about the lives and relationships of the various characters in Umineko. Ranging from Ange to Zepar and covering all in between, there should be something for everyone.
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 283 - Words: 335,238 - Reviews: 770 - Updated: 7-14-12 - Published: 6-3-11
4. On Even Footing reviews
Amakuza Juuza faces his biggest challenge yet, in the body of a twelve year old schoolgirl from the small, sleepy town of Hinamizawa.
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-10-12 - Satoko H. & J. Amakusa - Complete
5. Wingless reviews
In a more perfect universe, fourteen-year-old Ushiromiya Rosa and the witch from Rokkenjima's forest enjoy a light-hearted day together at the zoo. :Rosa & Kuwadorian Beato friendship fluff:
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,025 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-4-12 - Beatrice II & Rosa U. - Complete
6. Fool's mate reviews
In an uncharacteristic moment of melancholy, Amakusa Juuza decides that he doesn't really want to die alone. :Amakusa x Okonogi:
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,275 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-5-12 - J. Amakusa - Complete
7. Something sweet as sugar & slightly nonsensical » reviews
A collection of fluffy, hopefully funny and fairly light-hearted Ronove/Battler oneshots. Not to be taken entirely seriously.
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,433 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 5-4-12 - Published: 2-21-12 - Battler U. & Ronove
8. Team tantei, go! reviews
Erika and Will form an incredible, epic alliance, taking down all who stand in their paths! ... ...Or at least, they would... if they weren't so busy arguing with each other.
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-4-12 - Erika F. & Willard W. - Complete
9. In Peace, In Pieces reviews
"...Don't call Clair a waste of space. She's not. The only pitiful person I see right now… … would have to be you." :vague Will/Clair, implied Will/Lion:
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,781 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-7-12 - Willard W. & Bernkastel - Complete
10. A Story from a Parallel Universe » reviews
Somehow, the Umineko characters all ten million of them get shoehorned into a high school AU. They have to try and function as perfectly normal human beings- but that's a little difficult for a 1,000 year old sadistic witch. :BeatoBattler, crackfic XD:
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,680 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 3-23-12 - Published: 9-18-11 - Battler U. & Beatrice - Complete
11. Eighty six reviews
"If we're both monsters, then… why don't we go to hell together?" :Yasu/Culprit Battler, spoilers for ep 7:
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-7-12 - Shannon & Battler U. - Complete
12. Of Kitties and Cupcakes reviews
Valentine's Day fic, for magu-chan: Lambdadelta tries to teach Battler about fidelity using cupcakes an example. Then, there were cats. :Lambda/Battler-ish, Lambda/Bern, Battler/Beato:
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,050 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-13-12 - Lambdadelta & Battler U. - Complete
13. A Necessary Evil reviews
As Battler comes face to face with the personified form of his guilt, he slowly begins to learn just how useless he really is- and how impossible it may be to save anybody. :culprit!battler/ronove, gore, torture, non-con, spoilers for ep7:
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,424 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-9-12 - Ronove & Battler U. - Complete
14. Pretty as a princess reviews
When she wore that dress, Father looked at her differently. :one-sided Kinzo/Kuwadorian Beatrice, incest:
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-5-12 - Beatrice & Kinzo U. - Complete
15. Wake up, sleepyhead reviews
Ronove learns the hard way just how difficult it is to get fifteen minutes of sleep when in a relationship with a sex-crazed teenager. He really didn't think this through. :Ronove/Battler:
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,278 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-30-12 - Battler U. & Ronove - Complete
16. Bubble pop reviews
All Battler did was throw a piece of cake at that damn witch, this kind of punishment was seriously over the top! Take a bath with her demon butler? W-what the hell! Aaa, it was all useless! :Ronove/Battler, crackfic:
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,932 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-28-12 - Battler U. & Ronove - Complete
17. Eat the dirt » reviews
This was all an accident, a misunderstanding; but it keeps getting worse and worse. Battler soon learns that love can do some truly twisted things to people... himself included. :onesided Ronove/Battler, Battler/Beato, dubcon?, set during ep6:
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,374 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-15-12 - Battler U. & Ronove - Complete
18. Just The Way You Are » reviews
A light-hearted joke goes terribly wrong when Beato turns Battler into a girl, much to his displeasure. To comfort Battler, Ronove also sacrifices his gender- but this leaves Battler feeling horribly confused over Beato's pretty new maid. :Battler/Ronove:
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,597 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 1-9-12 - Published: 10-20-11 - Battler U. & Ronove
19. Warmth reviews
The Seven Stakes of Purgatory decide to play a 'fun game' with poor Battler- but in under ten minutes, they soon break their new toy. Ronove is left to try and piece Battler back together.
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,072 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-5-12 - Battler U. & Ronove - Complete
20. Hey, why are you crying? reviews
"It doesn't solve anything you know... dummy." - Lambdadelta sighs and gently bumps her fist against that child's head, but she doesn't respond. She's already dead. :Beato/Battler, spoilers for ep 7:
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,557 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-1-12 - Beatrice & Lambdadelta - Complete
21. Here's to you reviews
Staring at the stars, Takane has a brief moment where she remembers her mysterious past... and all the wonderful people she left behind.
Crossover - Higurashi/Umineko series & Idolmaster - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-27-11 - Ronove - Complete
22. Forever, happily reviews
Will told Lion to keep living- but, as Bernkastel's familiars close around them, even the smallest chance at a happy ending seems impossible. But nothing's 'impossible' when a certain sentimental witch lends a helping hand. :post EP 7:
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,372 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-23-11 - Lion U. & Willard W. - Complete
23. A masterful symphony of stupid » reviews
A collection of short, 100 word drabbles featuring Run being... well... Her usual, ditzy self.
A Channel/Aチャンネル - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 12-23-11 - Published: 8-11-11 - Run
24. Still Doll » reviews
In a distant kakera unknown to even voyager witches, Yasu is replaced with a sickly young child who doesn't even know her own name. Is it possible for such an unloved girl to have a happy ending? :Battler x Clair:
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,341 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 12-20-11 - Published: 9-3-11 - Clair B. & Battler U.
25. Two birds on a wire reviews
I love you, onii-chan... but right now, you're just holding me back. :BeatoBato, Ange-centric, ep8 spoilers:
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-19-11 - Ange U. - Complete
26. Indirect kisses reviews
"Ihihi I guess you're not that much different from the girls at school who get giggly when they share straws with boys they liiike." :Ronove & Battler:
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,662 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-15-11 - Battler U. & Ronove - Complete
27. The fairest one of all reviews
Her prince will never return. She only needs to look at her reflection in the mirror to be reminded of why. :Yasu-centric, spoilers for ep 7:
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-10-11 - Shannon & Battler U. - Complete
28. The Calculation
It's White Day, and Battler is trying to make decent gifts to give to Beato and Lucifer... but isn't there one person left he has to thank? :sequel to 'Third Time Lucky', based on the Valentine's Day TIP:
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,671 - Published: 12-7-11 - Battler U. & Ronove - Complete
29. Third Time Lucky reviews
Battler recieves Valentine's Day chocolate from a certain demon butler... and is subsequently rather disturbed. :based on the Valentine's Day TIP :
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,174 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-1-11 - Battler U. & Ronove - Complete
30. And None Shall Be Left Alive reviews
Did you know there are about 206 bones in the human body? I wonder how many of them I'll have to break until you cry and beg for mercy. :Culprit!Battler x Ronove, disturbing content, based on the TIP Forgery Number XXX:
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,690 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-28-11 - Battler U. & Ronove - Complete
31. Love is Pain » reviews
Lambdadelta isn't very good at getting her feelings across to her beloved Bern- and it was really mean and hurtful when Bern tried to bite off her tongue like that! With some help from Furfur, can Lambda win Bern's heart? :BernLambda, for TheDrawingOtaku:
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,133 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 11-18-11 - Published: 11-10-11 - Bernkastel & Lambdadelta - Complete
32. So you've decided to ruin your life » reviews
"Don't worry, women like men who can make them laugh." "I don't want her to laugh at me when I'm having sex with her!" :Kotetsu/Tomoe fluff:
Tiger & Bunny/タイガー&バニー - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,790 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 11-11-11 - Published: 9-24-11 - Kotetsu K./Wild Tiger - Complete
33. The Trip to the Aquarium reviews
In which Karen wants a pet shark, Pete compares Ben to Hitler and Jake is the only normal one.
Outnumbered - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-1-11 - Ben & Karen - Complete
34. Push Pin Doll reviews
Erika and Bernkastel bond the only way Bernkastel knows how. Gory.
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-28-11 - Bernkastel & Erika F. - Complete
35. Vegetable Juice » reviews
As Barnaby struggles with his feelings for Kotetsu, Kotetsu struggles with... eating his vegetables? A story about the woes of grocery shopping, famous popstars, blossoming romance and- of course- vegetable juice! :Barnaby/Kotetsu, sugary sweet fluff XD:
Tiger & Bunny/タイガー&バニー - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,874 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 10-15-11 - Published: 9-13-11 - Barnaby Brooks Jr./Bunny & Kotetsu K./Wild Tiger
36. Bereavement for beginners reviews
When a super-powered NEXT manages to put Barnaby in the hospital, a distraught Kotetsu lets slip more than a few secrets about his own insecurities, along with his feelings for his completely uncute partner. :fluffy:
Tiger & Bunny/タイガー&バニー - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,136 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-12-11 - Kotetsu K./Wild Tiger & Barnaby Brooks Jr./Bunny - Complete
37. Willow » reviews
The people of Lucifenia know her as Rillianne, the Daughter of Evil, but Len knows her as Rin, a lonely girl. Len wants to make her happy, but happiness comes at a price, and in the end nobody gets what they want. :many pairings, mainly Kaito/Len:
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,699 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 10-2-11 - Published: 5-17-11 - Kaito S. & Len K.
38. Laughing with reviews
"What are you doing?" asked Barnaby. "Hn? Isn't it simple?" Kotetsu replied, uncapping his trusty marker pen with a pop. "I'm going to give you a cool beard just like mine!" :sugary friendship fluff XD:
Tiger & Bunny/タイガー&バニー - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-30-11 - Kotetsu K./Wild Tiger & Barnaby Brooks Jr./Bunny - Complete
39. SOS Onboard the Maid Star » reviews
Neru needs a job to buy a new cell phone, and Miku knows just the place. A maid cafe. But is the promise of a new cell phone worth putting up with embrassing outfits, perverted boys, and conflicting emotions? :Miku/Neru:
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,372 - Reviews: 155 - Updated: 9-20-11 - Published: 8-27-10 - Neru A. & Miku H.
40. Hold me like a princess! reviews
Three times in Kaede's life that her father tried to pick her up- and only once that he actually succeeded.
Tiger & Bunny/タイガー&バニー - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,891 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-19-11 - Kaede Kaburagi & Kotetsu K./Wild Tiger - Complete
41. From the Heart » reviews
Barnaby struggles with his feelings as he tentatively, without really meaning to or understanding how, manages to make his first friend in almost fifteen years.
Tiger & Bunny/タイガー&バニー - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,819 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 9-17-11 - Barnaby Brooks Jr./Bunny & Kotetsu K./Wild Tiger - Complete
42. Help me understand reviews
Cis doesn't understand the concept of 'love' at all. Does it involve chocolate? And what's this about wanting somebody else to be happy? Luckily, the has-been King of Heroes is there to explain it to her. :Keith/Cis fluff:
Tiger & Bunny/タイガー&バニー - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,511 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-13-11 - Keith G./Sky High - Complete
43. Rocket Powered Awesome reviews
A series of super-short oneshots ranging between 100 and 150 words about all the characters when they were younger. Hopefully funny. Maybe even cute. Odd, given the nature of this show XD
Inbetweeners - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-18-11
44. Yutaka's Good Day reviews
When Miporin falls ill, everything goes to hell for Tooru as she is constantly stalked by an unrestrained Yutaka- who might seriously try to take her home! :crackfic, not to be taken seriously XP:
A Channel/Aチャンネル - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-17-11 - Yutaka & Tooru - Complete
45. A Different Point of View » reviews
As a strange, unexpected friendship begins to grow between Battler and Ronove, Battler begins to wonder whether he's lost his mind- or whether Beato's creepy butler really is the only person he can talk to. :Battler/Ronove, spoilers for ep7:
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,885 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 8-11-11 - Published: 6-23-11 - Battler U. & Ronove - Complete
46. Beneath your brusing skin reviews
Kinzo pays his final respects to the woman he loves. Despite death, his love continues, as she decomposes slowly in her grave. :Kinzo/Bice, necrophilia, vague mentions of incest:
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-31-11 - Kinzo U. & Beatrice - Complete
47. My Mutant Goldfish Ate My Flesh! » reviews
Following an amazing speech from Yui, the the light music club girls decide to buy a new pet to keep Ton-chan company- but there's more to their new 'pet' than first meets the eye. :friendship fic, gore & humor & general silliness XD:
K-ON!/けいおん! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,452 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 7-25-11 - Published: 4-13-11 - Azusa N. & Yui H. - Complete
48. Pins and Needles reviews
Yasu says goodbye to somebody very important. :Yasu/Battler, spoilers for ep 7:
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-16-11 - Shannon & Battler U. - Complete
49. Sakine Syndrome » reviews
The old Meiko unit was unpopular, so Crypton remodels her to be cuter, younger, nicer; a vast improvement. But Kaito liked the old Meiko more- and he'll do anything to get her back. :Kaito/Meiko, vague Miku/Master:
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 73,660 - Reviews: 181 - Updated: 7-5-11 - Published: 2-6-11 - Meiko S. & Kaito S. - Complete
50. Baconation reviews
A fluffy, bacon-flavored friendship as recorded by me, Yuffie Kisaragi! Not that you'd want to eat fluffy bacon… :vague Squiffie:
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-2-11 - Yuffie K. & Leon/Squall L. - Complete
51. The Most Important Gift reviews
A short-tempered Iroha drags Big Al along on a shopping trip so she can buy Christmas presents. However, what Iroha eventually finds is more precious than any gift she could ever purchase with money. :Iroha/Big Al, fluff, tsunderes XD:
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-30-11 - Iroha N. & Big Al
52. Under the scarlet sky » reviews
Lambda can say things, but she doesn't mean them. Maybe that's why Bern stopped responding. :Bern-centric, character study, Lambda/Bern, spoilers for ep 7:
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,040 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 6-11-11 - Published: 4-23-11 - Bernkastel & Lambdadelta - Complete
53. It's a Romantic Conquest, Haruhi Chan! » reviews
Haruhi and Kyon finally begin dating, but Haruhi can't stand normal relationships! Her discontent begins to distort others' feelings, and now Yuki, Mikuru, Tsuraya, Emiri and... Itsuki are all after Kyon as well? Yipee. :Itsuki/Kyon, some Haruhi/Kyon:
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 131,009 - Reviews: 247 - Updated: 6-5-11 - Published: 2-18-09 - Kyon & Itsuki K. - Complete
54. The Dilemma of Mitsuru Asahina reviews
Sometimes, Mitsuru thinks he hates Haruhi.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-4-11 - Mikuru A. & Haruhi S. - Complete
55. Irony » reviews
As the fear of being alone and memories of Beatrice with her head split open on the beach begin to take hold of Rosa, she starts to act in desperation to hold onto some of her happiness. :vague Rosa/Battler, Beato/Battler, v. minor ep7 spoilers:
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,759 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-29-11 - Rosa U. & Battler U. - Complete
56. You may kiss the bride reviews
Sophie's thoughts during her wedding with Mark. Funnily enough, they're not entirely cheerful.
Peep Show - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-26-11 - Complete
57. Bread of life » reviews
In another plane of time quite different to her own, Sakura Kyouko is reborn into a new body to become the friend of a lonely little girl. That girl is called Ushiromiya Maria.
Crossover - Higurashi/Umineko series & Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,438 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 5-20-11 - Published: 5-9-11 - Siesta 410 & Kyoko S.
58. Popular reviews
Madoka learns the hard way that the life of a Puella Magi is not all fun and games. Sacrifices must be made, innocence must be lost, and hope turns into despair as Madoka faces her biggest enemy yet.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-18-11 - Madoka K. - Complete
59. One day you'll thank me reviews
Mami ponders. How can you justify killing living creatures?
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-15-11 - Mami T. - Complete
60. Quieta non movere reviews
Megurine Luka always had a motherly instinct- but her children have long since grown up. Now, she's all alone. :light GakupoLuka, yandere, gore, /incredibly/ disturbing content:
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,321 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 5-12-11 - Luka M. - Complete
61. Psychopath » reviews
"You say the 'Itsuki Koizumi' from your world is the real one, but I am real, too. And I'm going to remind you of that." :main- Itsuki/Kyon sub- Itsuki/Haruhi, Haruhi/Kyon, non-con, implied rape:
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,302 - Reviews: 52 - Updated: 5-10-11 - Published: 1-3-11 - Kyon & Itsuki K.
62. Om nom nom reviews
In which Beelzebub learns bonsai is not Japanese for 'small, delicious tree.'
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-9-11 - Beelzebub & Ronove - Complete
63. A Piece of Cake » reviews
A poor, abused, and incredibly irritable Battler decides to take a break from Beato's mind games- only to become involved in an even bigger, more confusing 'mind game' with her butler. And cake. :Battler/Ronove:
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,713 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 5-8-11 - Published: 4-15-11 - Battler U. & Ronove - Complete
64. For a Sick Boy » reviews
I... really wish I had fallen in love with Miku. That would have been easier. It would have been so much easier. But I couldn't do that. Instead, I had to fall in love with Rin. My twin sister. :onesided Len/Rin, gore, self-harm:
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,953 - Reviews: 211 - Updated: 5-6-11 - Published: 4-5-11 - Len K. & Rin K. - Complete
65. Cage reviews
As Edward watches Bella sleep, he knows this 'love' is going to kill him one day. But he can't stop now... :Edward/Bella, angst:
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-24-11 - Edward & Bella - Complete
66. The Sweet Simplicity of an Empty Page reviews
Junpei takes Chidori out on a date. This spells disaster for Chidori's favorite dress. :Chidori/Junpei:
Persona Series - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-17-11 - Chidori Y. & Junpei I. - Complete
67. Drain reviews
Why on earth would anybody practice self-destruction?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-17-11 - Jessica & Bella - Complete
68. Melancholic » reviews
Whilst waiting for Battler to return, Shannon begins to become closer to Jessica. Shannon isn't a very good maid- but she resolves to be a better friend; and they've both been so lonely for so long. :Shannon/Jessica, Shannon/Battler, spoilers for ep7:
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,020 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 4-17-11 - Published: 4-3-11 - Shannon & Jessica U. - Complete
69. An Unfortunate Outcome » reviews
After Beelzebub tries and fails to steal Battler's food, the blonde stake begins to plot her revenge against Battler. Unfortunately, Ronove manages to get caught up in it, too. :Battler/Ronove, vague Gaap/Cornelia later on:
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,597 - Reviews: 51 - Updated: 4-2-11 - Published: 3-2-11 - Battler U. & Ronove - Complete
70. There Are Only Ashes Here » reviews
Clair can't speak unless given words. She can't think without given thoughts. But, if she could feel, she's sure she would hate Battler. When he broke his promise, he destroyed her. And he never apologised. :Clair/Battler/Beatrice, spoilers for ep7:
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,775 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 3-30-11 - Published: 3-7-11 - Clair B. & Battler U. - Complete
71. A Bitter Pill to Swallow » reviews
After falling for Beatrice's 'North Wind and the Sun' strategy, Battler begins to lose the will to fight. Beatrice can't allow this- so she throws a new piece onto the gameboard, forcing Battler to continue. :Beato/Battler, crossover with Franken Fran:
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 56,288 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 2-18-11 - Published: 2-3-11 - Beatrice & Battler U. - Complete
72. The Realization of Haruhi Suzumiya reviews
I didn't even want to go to Hinamizawa anyway- I doubted any of us did. But when Haruhi gets an idea into her head, there's no stopping her. What's this about being a detective and solving a serial murder mystery, though? Yeah, right. Dream on, Haruhi.
Crossover - Haruhi Suzumiya series & Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,229 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 2-15-11 - Kyon
73. A Normal Monday Morning reviews
Or at least, it had been. Until Dlanor showed her that rather... interesting book. :Dlanor/Cornelia, a rather cracky oneshot XD:
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,909 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-2-11 - Cornelia & Dlanor K. - Complete
74. Marshmallow Tea reviews
Cornelia didn't intend to get lost. Neither did she intend to run into one of the most charming demons she had ever met. Life was, she decided, very confusing. :Cornelia/Ronove:
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-26-11 - Cornelia & Ronove
75. If You Feel Better reviews
"I don't care if you hurt me, Master! As long as it makes you happy... Then I'm happy." :Erika/Bern:
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-23-11 - Bernkastel & Erika F. - Complete
76. Checkmate » reviews
Battler plays a game of chess with Ronove, but somehow it evolves into something more... unexpected. "Damn that stupid butler with his creepy smile." :Ronove/Battler :
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,326 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 1-23-11 - Published: 1-15-11 - Battler U. & Ronove - Complete
77. Sweet So Sweet » reviews
Yui wasn't sure of the precise moment when her world came crashing down; but she knew, deep down, it all started with the death of her sister. :fairly disturbing content, some Yui/Azu:
K-ON!/けいおん! - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,693 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 1-9-11 - Published: 12-25-10 - Yui H. & Azusa N. - Complete
78. Chloe reviews
This would be the last time Mark let Jeremy help him with his love life. :Jez/Mark:
Peep Show - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,905 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-19-10 - Complete
79. The Highest Form of Flattery reviews
There were no real differences between sticking a pen in your eye and having sex. Except sticking a pen in your eye would be slightly less embarrassing. :Mark/Jez-ish... Very vaguely... If you squint:
Peep Show - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-3-10 - Complete
80. Sugar Coated Accident » reviews
When Kaito gets toothache, Len decides to help him give up sweet things. After all, it shouldn't be /that/ complicated. Right? :Len/Kaito, tooth-rotting sugary-sweet fluff xD:
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 81,653 - Reviews: 288 - Updated: 11-5-10 - Published: 4-4-09 - Kaito S. & Len K. - Complete
81. First Impressions reviews
Nekomura Iroha is welcomed into the Vocaloid household, and meets her new family members. All eight thousand of them. :silly oneshot XD:
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-29-10 - Rin K. & Miku H. - Complete
82. Words of Love » reviews
Neru wants to be an idol- but the world is an unfair place, and it seems her wish will never come true. But this is all set to change when she meets a strange girl with a beautiful voice, who calls herself a 'Vocaloid'. :Miku/Neru, fluffy:
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,766 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 6-14-10 - Published: 6-3-10 - Neru A. & Miku H.
83. Definitely Worth It reviews
Beatrice plays a practical joke on Battler. Battler is less than amused. :Battler/Beatrice:
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 3-21-10 - Battler U. & Beatrice - Complete
84. I Hate You More Than Anyone » reviews
A bored Shigure makes it his mission to find Tohru's weakness and piss her off, but it may be more difficult than he first thought. Tohru is simply too sweet to get mad at anyone! ...Isn't she? :silly ficlet, some Kyo/Tohru:
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,160 - Reviews: 79 - Updated: 8-7-09 - Published: 6-12-09 - Shigure S. & Tohru H.
85. Gotta Catch 'Em All reviews
It was unfortunate that Konata got swine flu. Especially considering she'd only just recovered from measles, mumps, yellow fever, syphilis, rabies, rubella, Lassa fever and the Plague.
Lucky Star - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-28-09 - Konata I. & Nanako K. - Complete
86. When Seppuku Seems Like an Easy Way Out reviews
Japan writes a poem to express his 'feelings' for France, and England decides to help out.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-9-09 - Japan & England/Britain - Complete
87. SEHR KAWAII DESU NEE! reviews
Japan has witnessed many terrible things in his life, but there is nothing quite as scary as a fangirl.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 7-4-09 - Japan - Complete
88. Contamination reviews
Rena asks Keiichi a rather personal question. Now why did she think that would be a good idea...?
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-3-09 - Rena R. & Keiichi M. - Complete
89. You're Lying! reviews
A five-year-old Rena goes to see Santa. Drabble.
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6-17-09 - Rena R. & K. Oishi - Complete
90. Drama Queen reviews
In which Light learns honesty is not always the best policy - especially around his insane girlfriend and that stupid detective. :crackish xD:
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-2-09 - Light Y. & L - Complete
91. Killer Pacifist Burning Mars Stab! reviews
The Sailor Senshi discuss stupid attack names, and Usagi finds herself in a spot of bother. A very silly oneshot xD
Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-13-09 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon & Rei H./Raye/Sailor Mars - Complete
92. The Importance of Sharing reviews
Miku, Rin, Len, Kaito, Teto, Gakupo and Luka all want to eat waffles. However, there's a small problem - there's only one left! Cue a vicious, bloody fight to the death... Or a very angry Meiko, and an unforgettable lesson on 'sharing'.
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 4-12-09 - Miku H. & Meiko S. - Complete