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Author has written 74 stories for Jedi Apprentice, Monty Python, Star Wars, Warriors, WALL-E, Chronicles of Narnia, Jedi Quest series, Star Trek: 2009, StarTrek: Other, Harry Potter, Old Kingdom Trilogy, and Arthur. Mmkay, announcement: A bunch of my fics are being discontinued... if you got a problem with that, tough shit. I'm also gonna be updating and posting new fics way slower. Why? Well, those dipshits-ahem, parents, for one, and the fact that I've started a sci-fi novel and a play, and a science project on dark matter, and stage crew, and... well, there's a lot. So I don't really have time for fanfiction, right? Book one of the drama Bible: (Created by Ata and Thunder approximately one day ago via text message.) Me: Woe ish me! My life ish drama! Ata: Mine too! Me: OMG, LYKE, MYNE TOO! Owait, that's cheerleader drama, a close relative by marriage to book drama. They married boy drama. Ata: And popular drama. Me: Aye. They cheat on popular drama behind boy drama's back. It turns out popular drama is book drama's second cousin from Iowa that they never knew about. Ata: So boy drama ignores pop. drama and scratches their name into this cheerleader's car. When pop. drama finds out they were being cheated on, a stormy breakup ensues. Pop. drama eventually gets counsel from TV drama, mainly the Kardachians. Me:TV drama tells pop. drama to look for goals in life and get a job. So she meets work drama. They don't get along well. Work drama wants everyone to treat everyone in the workplace equally, while pop. drama wants everyone to fend for themselves so she can get a bigger paycheck. Ata: Now work drama is suffering from family drama, which is a result of financial drama. But boy drama is telling work drama to get lost, so that friendship can settle in. Me: But the friendship once again flourished into love, and thus friendship drama was conceived. Only problem was, pop. drama didn't know whose kid it was. This led to custody drama. Ata: So boy drama tried to find out, so parent drama got involved and work drama was thrown off balance by custody drama, and pop. drama got fired. This led to more financial drama. Me: Financial. Drama led to workplace drama. The workplace happened to be a spiffy headquarters for overpriced coffee. This led to a stock market crisis, which led to worldwide stock market drama. Ata: Due to WWSMD, politics drama became very important. Wherever there's politics drama, there's talk show drama. Now talk show drama has had seventeen kids with healthcare, education, religious, and news station drama. Talk show drama ends up being another octomom, and involves reality show drama. Me: Reality show drama wanted to pinpoint the cause of WWSMD. They filmed pop., boy, work, and friendship drama as they work out custody drama. Reality drama realizes they love pop. drama, 'cause everyone does. This leads to the birth of secret drama, the secret child. Ata: TBA | |||||||||||||
1. My MemoriesA collection of oneshots on Qui Gon Jinn and Dooku and Qui Gon Jinn and Tahl. Each oneshot connects to the other. Co-authored. Details inside.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Published: 11-29-092. Baxter Day reviewsIt's July 25th; Baxter Day. But Boston Cream pie and trips around the galaxy won't complete this day.Arthur - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-28-09 - Complete3. What I'm Thankful ForOn Alderaan, it is Give Thanks Day. What is Tahl thankful for?Jedi Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Published: 11-27-09 - Complete4. Star Trek: The Not So Musical » reviewsA combination of Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail and Spamalot; with Star Trek characters. My first crossover.Crossover - Monty Python & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - General/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-26-09 - Published: 11-25-095. Never Again Will You Roam the Stars » reviewsAs a young Jedi Knight, Qui-Gon Jinn gets into a fatal accident on a mission, leaving him blinded.Jedi Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-21-09 - Published: 9-28-096. Planting Pansies reviewsOne of my first attempts at Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan bonding.... Instead of talk or meditation, Qui-Gon decides it's time to... plant pansies?Jedi Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-19-09 - Complete7. PaperwingIt's a poem about a paperwing. Is further explanation required?Old Kingdom Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Published: 11-19-09 - Complete8. Appeal of a Clone Trooper reviewsNo one ever listens, do they? Especially not the Chancellor, he has more important things in mind. We're nobodies, without a voice.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-17-09 - Complete9. Love and Duty » reviewsWhen Tahl survives New Apsolon, she and Qui-Gon must struggle with their feelings with each other and make a life changing decision: Loyalty to the Jedi, or Loyalty to each other.Jedi Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,685 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 11-14-09 - Published: 7-20-0910. Romance Plus Lame Equals Lameance reviewsCan you hear the bells? Qui-Gon and Tahl are married! Can you hear the screaming fangirls? Someones not happy! Overly dramatic parody, obviously.Jedi Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-13-09 - Complete11. Laundry Day reviewsEvery day is a day to prank Spock; but there's something special about today... it's laundry day!Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-9-09 - Complete12. Tahl's Talk: A Jedi Apprentice tabloid » reviewsTahl is said to have had the back story on just about everything in the galaxy. So she seems like the type of person that might gossip.Jedi Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,379 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 11-5-09 - Published: 4-9-0913. Shoe Shopping reviewsCome on, Tahl, we know what women like you like.Jedi Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-5-09 - Complete14. Healing With a Kiss reviewsSabriel gets injured after a close encounter with one of the dead. Oneshot. Sabristone.Old Kingdom Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-31-09 - Complete15. Does it Hurt? reviewsTahl comes back from a mission, and Qui-Gon decides to play Healer... with a strange outcome!Jedi Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-27-09 - Complete16. A Day by the Sea reviewsWhat happens when progress catches up on nature? Oneshot. Reflection.Jedi Apprentice - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-24-09 - Complete17. The Vulcan Heart » reviewsSpock is leaving for the Enterprise's first mission, when he discovers his mother's journals, containing some poetry she wrote. In an attempt to honor her memory and to help control the strong emotions he is feeling, he begins to write his own...Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-16-09 - Published: 8-18-0918. At First Sight » reviewsFourteen year old Qui-Gon Jinn had had no interest in girls...until he met her.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-16-09 - Published: 9-6-09 - Qui-Gon J.19. When A Traitor Speaks reviewsWhen a traitor speaks, what happens? In some cases disaster, in some cases, miracles... but one thing is for certain; when a traitor speaks, all will listen.Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-15-0920. Doomed reviewsMy first Harry Potter fic; James P. is in deep trouble. What will he do?Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-15-09 - James P. - Complete21. Quirks reviewsA peculiar mannerism or behavior... everyone has a quirk as unique as their own personality. But what is Qui-Gon's? Oneshot. Qui-Gon/Tahl.Jedi Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-13-09 - Complete22. A Family reviewsWhitestorm is grieving over Thistleclaw's death. Bluefur is his only kin now. Oneshot. Title subject to change.Warriors - Rated: K - English - Family/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-11-09 - Whitestorm & Bluestar - Complete23. My Heart is Torn reviewsObi-Wan/Siri. They're in love, but which path will they choose? Short, oneshot, a little too sappy...Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-5-09 - Complete24. True Friend reviewsA story about Qui-Gon and Tahl in their Padawan years. Tahl losses something irreplaceable of Qui-Gons. What can she do?Jedi Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-3-09 - Complete25. My Queen reviewsThistleclaw's poem to Snowfur.Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-30-0926. A Different Kind of Mission reviewsQui-Gon and Tahl take a trip to Ragoon 6. Better summary coming soon, and a better title.Jedi Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-14-0927. This Is Goodbye reviewsBefore Qui-Gon's final mission, Tahl gives him some encouragement, along with a farewell. Oneshot.Jedi Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-11-09 - Complete28. Dares reviewsNo, this is not a truth or dare story...kind of. Tahl dares Qui-Gon to answer a question...and it goes downhill from there. Oneshot. Nonslash.Jedi Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-10-09 - Complete29. Confessions of a Teenage Padawan reviewsObi-Wan has to tell Qui-Gon something; something he can't stand to keep to himself.Jedi Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-8-09 - Complete30. I'm Still There reviewsQui-Gon and Shmi Skywalker, from Tahl's point of view. She's jealous...oneshot.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-8-09 - Complete31. Why Not? reviewsTahl falls victim to one of the many drastic symptoms that comes from being in the Jedi Council Room: Boredom. REVISEDJedi Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-8-09 - Complete32. Everyone Loves A Vulcan Girl! reviewsKirk tries to get Spock away from Uhura. Nonslash. Humor.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-8-0933. Losses reviewsQui-Gon contemplates all the failures and losses in his life...Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-7-09 - Qui-Gon J. - Complete34. Seeing Is BelievingTahl would have to see him to believe it. What did she feel about Qui-Gon Jinn? Oneshot.Jedi Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Published: 9-7-09 - Complete35. If Plants Could Talk reviewsIf that plant could tell you the story from his point of view, what would he say? Onehsot.WALL-E - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-7-09 - Complete36. Deceit and the Deceitful » reviewsSiri Tachi is not who the Obi-Wan thinks she is. She is using him. With his help, she can achieve her ultimate goal... SiriWan. Siri is pretty OOC.Jedi Apprentice - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-7-09 - Published: 9-3-09 - Complete37. It Was Dark reviewsQui-Gon contemplates love after Tahl's death. OneshotJedi Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-7-09 - Complete38. You Called, So I Came reviewsOne year after the New Apsolon mission, Tahl shares a moment with Qui-Gon. Oneshot.Jedi Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-6-09 - Complete39. Growing Pains reviewsShe was never there. Bant began to regret wanting her as a Master, because she was always neglected. When she died, Bant felt remorse and grief. Short oneshot on Bant and Tahl's relationship. Angsty.Jedi Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-6-09 - Complete40. Two Hearts » reviewsObi-Wan has a confession to make. Tahl is shocked. And just months later, Qui-Gon confesses his own.Jedi Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 9-2-09 - Published: 8-31-09 - Complete41. Broken reviewsGoldenflower's words to Tigerstar after he becomes leader of TigerClan. Poem.Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-24-09 - Goldenflower & Tigerstar - Complete42. Saber Wars »Darra Thel Tannis' lightsaber skills were unmatched, until Anakin came along. Title to change.Jedi Quest series - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,422 - Updated: 8-18-09 - Published: 8-17-09 - Complete43. The Truth reviewsLuke learns the truth about his father, through episodes 5 and 6. Poem.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-17-09 - Luke S. & Darth V. - Complete44. I Love You reviewsUhura knows Spock loves her. He just won't say it.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-17-09 - N. Uhura & Spock - Complete45. Realize reviewsRealize, Tahl, that we're in love. Qui-Gon's POV. Poem.Jedi Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-17-09 - Complete46. Advice reviewsQui-Gon gives Obi-Wan some advice after his death. Poem.Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-17-09 - Obi-Wan K. & Qui-Gon J. - Complete47. Closet Poet reviewsSpock is a closet poet!Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-17-09 - Spock - Complete48. Hope Is BackPoem. After the Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe.Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Published: 8-17-09 - Complete49. Misunderstood reviewsVulcans are /very/ misunderstood. Poem.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-6-09 - Complete50. The Choice reviewsShmi's advice to her son as he is ready to leave Tatooine.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-6-09 - Shmi S. & Anakin S. - Complete51. My Reality reviewsSpock can't stand these humans.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-6-09 - Spock - Complete52. I'm Sorry reviewsSpock apologizes to his Mom.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-6-09 - Spock - Complete53. The Mask reviewsPoem for Vader about his mask.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-6-09 - Darth V. - Complete54. EmotionsVulcans have feelings, too.StarTrek: Other - Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Published: 8-6-09 - Complete55. He Could Be the One reviewsUhura's point of view on the Spock/Uhura relationship.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-6-09 - N. Uhura & Spock - Complete56. Love GameUhura is not Spock's type.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Published: 8-6-09 - Spock & N. Uhura - Complete57. Vulcan Heart reviewsSpock/Uhura poem. For ALPoH's poetry contest.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-5-09 - Spock & N. Uhura - Complete58. The Last Thing I Wanted reviewsObi-Wan Kenobi's day is ruined; then he encounters the one person he does not want to meet at the moment; Bant Eerin. Oneshot. Title will be changed-eventually.Jedi Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-27-09 - Complete59. Essential To A Jedi reviewsFor ALPoH's writing challenge. Anakin is unwilling to make friends, fearing that their attachment shall lead him to the Dark Side. A chance meeting changes his views.Jedi Quest series - Rated: K - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-26-09 - Complete60. StarClan's Dancing reviewsWhen I say StarClan's dancing, I don't mean they literally dance. This story combines Astronomical story telling, science, and Warriors. Oneshot.Warriors - Rated: K - English - General/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-27-09 - Complete61. My Side of the Story » reviewsWhen a secret magic is discovered by a group of StarClan cats, they decide to use it to teach rival cats a lesson. What they don't realize is this the lesson can't be taught, and the cats must find out on their own; without strange powers.Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,465 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 6-21-09 - Published: 2-7-0962. Acceptance reviewsBerrynose struggles to accept that he is in love with Honeypaw, an apprentice.Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-20-09 - Berrynose - Complete63. The Friendship Bracelet reviewsLucy gives Mr. Tumnus a present. Oneshot.Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-20-09 - Lucy Pevensie & Tumnus - Complete64. Yellowfang reviewsA poem about Yellowfang.Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-20-09 - Yellowfang - Complete65. Hollyleaf reviewsA poem about Hollyleaf's death.Warriors - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-19-09 - Hollyleaf - Complete66. I, Boba Fett reviewsA poem about Boba Fett's lifeStar Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-18-09 - Boba Fett - Complete67. Last One Standing reviewsA poem about a Jedi that survived Order 66.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-18-09 - Complete68. Brothers All reviewsA poem about a squad of Clone Troopers during the Clone Wars.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-18-09 - Complete69. The Adventures of QuiGon Jinn » reviewsA series of oneshots about Qui-Gon Jinn is his Padawan years.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-2-09 - Published: 4-26-09 - Qui-Gon J.70. Happy Earth Day reviewsThe Clans have more trouble with pollution.Warriors - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-23-09 - Complete71. A Visit to Earth reviewsAnakin and Obi-Wan discover Earth...A story for Earth Day.Star Wars - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-22-09 - Complete72. Betrayal reviewsWhen a young Boba Fett learns that he must be free of attachments to be a successful bounty hunter, how is he going to cope? The reason he kept working for Jabba.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-13-09 - Boba Fett - Complete73. Just a Coincidence reviewsOn Qui-Gon and Tahl's first date, their Padawans and their friends are determined to mess it up.Jedi Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-24-09 - Complete74. In the Caves of Ilum reviewsObi-Wan Kenobi's experience of building his first lightsaber.Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-29-09 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
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