Lozzarah
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since: 01-27-09, id: 1818343, Profile Updated: 12-09-11
country: Australia
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

Hey!

My name's Lauren, I'm twenty-one, and I'm Aussie.

Uh...Let's see...How about I tell you a bit about me?

I have amazing friends whom I love.

I love to read.

I love listening to music.

I tend to go through fads/obsessions with things.
It happens in all facets of my life.

Pick up lines amuse me.

Words interest me, though I have no desire to be a writer (at least outside of the small FF things I've done).
I actually have a list of words that I like. I may post it here for others to peruse.

I really have nothing else to say. If you want to know something about me, simply ask!

Much love-age,
Lauren.


My List of Fantastic Words That I Enjoy (lol)

Akimbo
Alacrity
Altruistic
Annihilate

Bravura

Confabulate
Conniption
Crepescular

Elucidate

Fraxinella (It's actually a plant but when I heard the name...lol)

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia (Ironically, this is the name given to the fear of long words. No joke. You can Google that!)

Inauspicious
Incorrigible

Lackadaisical
Logorrhea

Nostalgia

Obloquy
Obstreperous
Onomatepia
Osculation

Platitude
Plebian
Posterity
Preponderance
Prolix
Propensity
Purported

Sesquipedalian
Spasmodic
Specious (All I think of when I hear/read this word is that episode of The Simpsons when the bear wanders into town. Then they have the whole 'Bear Tax' thing and Homer claims that it's all keeping away the bears. When he says it to Lisa she claims it as 'specious reasoning' and eventually makes 5 by giving Homer a rock that supposedly keeps tigers away. lol.)
Sporadic
Solipsism

Usurp

Vagabond
Verbatim
Verbose
Vicissitudes


Grammar & Spelling!

Ok, firstly, I would like to say that I realise my own grammar and/or spelling isn't perfect. But seriously, is it that hard to get the small things right?

There =/= Their =/= They're

Know =/= No =/= Now

Waste =/= Waist

To =/= Too =/= Two

There are others but I can't think of them at the present time.

When writing, it should also be noted that have and of are not interchangeable.

E.g. "Should of done my homework" is incorrect. "Should have done my homework" is correct. Notice the difference?

Also, it should be known that irregardless is not a word.

The use of apostrophe's should also be watched.

It's is different to its. If it's too hard to know the difference, expand the contraction. It's = it is.

Alright, so I'll probably add to this at some stage. I tend to be picky when it comes to grammar and spelling. I would say 'sorry if this offended anyone' but frankly, if you took offense then it's obviously something that you needed to be told.


Contacting Me (Just in case...?)

E-mail: Not gonna make it that easy. You can PM me through here.

MySpace: myspace.com/i_know_you_heart_me but I don't go on there very often.

Twitter: I know, I sold out. lol. twitter.com/Lozzarah

Write your top ten Twilight characters in no particular
order and answer the questions - no peeking!

1. Jasper
2. Carlisle
3. Bella
4. Emmett
5. Demitri
6. Edward
7. Rosalie
8. Jacob
9. Angela
10. Felix

1. Have you ever read a three/eight fanfic before?
Bella/Jacob. Only one or two.

2. Do you think four is hot?
Emmett. The person who plays him is. lol.

3. What would happen if eight got one pregnant?
Jacob/Jasper. Uhm...That's male AND vampire pregnancy. I wouldn't even read that so I have no idea.

4. Do you recall any fics about two?
Carlisle. Yup. There are heaps.

5. Would four and five make a good couple?
Emmett/Demitri. Hells no.

6. Seven and three or seven and nine?
Rosalie/Bella or Rosalie/Angela. Uhm...Idk. Rose and Angela? 'Cause Rose and Bella would be super weird.

7. What would happen if one walked in on two and eight in an awkward situation?
Jasper walks in on Carlisle and Jacob? Wow. Uhm...Day-um. I think he'd be really confused and shocked.

8. Make up a summary of a three/ten fic.
Bella/Felix. Bella was changed by the Volturi after leaving Edward when his controlling ways became too much. Will she find a new love?

9. Is there such a thing as one/eight fluff?
Jasper/Jacob. God, I hope not.

10. Suggest a title for a six/two hurt/comfort fic.
Edward/Carlisle. Dr. Dreamy and the Mind-Reader.

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four to go out with one?
Emmett/Jasper. Uh...Damn. I have no idea. Uhhh...Nothing.

12. What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Felix. Something in Italian.

13. If you wrote a song-fic about nine, what song would you choose?
Angela. I Love College/Asher Roth. The quiet girl from high school changes entirely in college.

14. If you wrote a one/five/nine fic, what would the warning be?
Jasper/Demitri/Angela.OOC. Love triangle. Non-canon.

15. What might be a good pick-up line for four to use on eight?
Emmett/Jacob. God...No idea. Who let the dogs out?


1. Rough Diamonds » reviews
Bella is an orphan living in a group home. FULL SUMMARY IN CH1. Warning: Abuse no rape and other things. Not a major part of the whole story. Full warning at top of first chapter. The story will essentially be a humour. STORY HAS BEEN ADOPTED. SEE AN.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,586 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 1-17-10 - Published: 10-18-09 - Bella & Emmett - Complete
2. Not That Good reviews
Bella tells Carlisle about the morphine during her transformation. All vampires. Post Breaking Dawn. One-shot. Canon.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 8-29-09 - Bella & Carlisle - Complete