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Author has written 7 stories for Teen Titans, Batman, and DC Superheroes. You know what’s funny? When I first heard of fanfiction, I thought it was the stupidest thing in the world. What kind of a loser sits around all day writing stories about somebody else’s work? Well, now I’m completely hooked. Take that, irony. My other website pages My Queeky Page (online drawing): http://www.queeky.com/cms/artist/bookoflife Fictionpress: http://www.fictionpress.com/~wordsofgod My Deviantart account is my homepage above Some awesome websites that are awesome Harry Potter: http://www.wizardwheezes.net/avvies.html Evil Overlords!: http://www.fantasylibrary.com/lounge/overlord.htm Twilight haters: http://www.twilightsucks.com/avatars1.html IMPORTANT!! PLEASE READ!!: Ok, so you know that quote that Harvey Dent says in The Dark Knight? The: "The hour is dark before it is dawn" stuff? So that's from the Batman series from the 60s! Yeah, that's right, Batman TOTALLY said that in the 60s and they used it in the Dark Knight. How cool is that? I thought it was pretty epic. Ok, so here’s some random info stuff about me……………… Name: Potter…Harry Potter! No, not really, it would actually be Potter…Harriet Potter! ‘Cause I’m a girl and all…but whatever... But Harry Potter is awesome! Gender: Female… that’s right you better believe it! ‘Specially since I said it in the name part, so unless you’re some creeper that totally skipped the name part to find my gender, you should probably have already known. Age: Oh ya, 'cause I'm gonna tell the creepers that only wanted to know my gender and not my name! Ya… pshh…sure Eyes: Mood eyes. It’s funny ‘cause my friend (let’s call her M-O) tells me every time they change. It’s really annoying. Hair: I is an smatt blond!! Ha-ha, no. I really is smart though. Height: Idk, when’s the last time someone checks their height? Religion: Catholic! Yay. Dude, do you realize what a fun word Catholicism is? Say it with me…Cath-OL-i-cism…yay! Fun. Pairings (everyone else is doing them, I figured I needed it too): Ok, I've decided I don't like any pairings. I know, its weird, let me explain. Robin/Starfire- Well, I do actually like this pair, it’s my favorite overall. I mean, they make a cute couple, but I just can’t see them getting married and having kids and stuff. Robin is just too dark and serious and pushes Star away because of work (as seen in Masks and Apprentice I). Robin just has a Batman complex where he can’t stay with a girl because he’s too serious and he would hurt Starfire. Yes, I know that they almost got married in the comics, but the keyword here is almost. Raven/Beast Boy- This couple is cute too, and really funny, but they don’t seem like the dating type. For one, Raven can’t let out her emotions because she would break something, and Beast Boy would just annoy her too much, she would never be able to live with him. Robin/Raven- This pair I definitely don’t like. They’re both too dark and serious for each other, when they need someone to help them be happier, not dwell in their sadness. And besides the obvious that Raven can’t show her emotions (as stated in the Rae/BB comment) they just don’t fit. Cyborg/Bee- Well, I haven’t actually seen the episodes with her in them, so I can’t really say, but I read on someone else’s profile that “Of course you have to put the only two black people in the entire show together,” so now I kind of feel ridiculous automatically putting them together. Anything else doesn’t really fit (I guess I can live with Flinx) and any slash, gay, or crack pairings are just ridiculas. It’s a kids show for goodness sake! Things I Like Jesus (..)'(..) lol, I love that. Kind of a weird looking bunny, but whatever. Things I Dislike Writing for English People with no grammer/spelling knowledge. I don't know why, but recently I've been really annoyed by it, I always have to correct people (especially two of my friends, goodness! They have the worse grammer in the world!) so if you see grammer/spelling mistakes in my stories PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE tell me! It bothers me sooo much! Thanks! Twilight (with a passion! Ha-ha, my friend M-O and I set up an account here to write stories against Twilight! Here’s the link to our profile http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1790191/M-O_and_WALL-E it’s awesome, I’m Wall-E) Most current music, fashion, clichés, and habits People who swear (is it really necessary?)(Though I may only use light swears rarely in my writing, I'll try not to. Or I'll just do what J. K. Rowling does and simply mention that a swear is being said, but not actually say it. For example, I may write: "He swore." and that'd be it) Superman (where’s the fun in an almost invincible superhero? And he's SUCH a Gary Stu The Batman movies from the 80s/90s (Batman, Batman returns, Batman Forever, and Batman and Robin) We used to watch those a lot when we were kids and I did not like them. The Joker was annoying (and we watched it a lot) the penguin REALLY scared me (watching a short fat guy with a messed up nose eat fish is not good for little kids) I was too young to appreciate Schwarzenegger so his voice was obnoxious, I dont remember Catwoman a lot, but she freaked me out too, and in general I HATED the way Batman couldn't turn his neck, it bothered me so much (Which is funny, cause in the Dark Knight, Bruce goes to Lucias with a complicated drawing, and Lucias says, "You want to be able to...turn your head?" and I was like "YESSSSSS!") And really? Rubber nipples on their suits? Come on, now. People who write slash (it’s disturbing, and was really scary when I first found It. You either need to get control of your hormones or keep them to yourself) (Or at least CLEARLY STATE WHAT IT IS. LIKE PUTTING IT IN CAPS LOCK. DO YOU SEE HOW EASY IT IS TO WRITE IN CAPS LOCK? YA, DO THIS WITH THE WORDS “THIS IS SLASH” IN YOUR DESCRIPTION SO THAT PEOPLE WHO WOULD LIKE TO STAY INNOCENT UNTIL THEY ARE MARRIED CAN STAY INNOCENT. GOT IT? THANK YOU). People who don't like Flames. Ok, I can understand not liking it, but when you ask to not get it, you look kinda lame. Where are you going to get in life if you can't take a little critisism? Ok, some people are just down right CRUEL (lol, in the Twilight-hater account M-O and I started, we get sooo many flames! You wouldn't believe how mean twilighters are, it's HILARIOUS!), but critisism will HELP you in the long run, so EMBRACE it! It is GOOD FOR YOU People who only write if they get reviews. No. You are not a writer. A true writer will write because they want to, not because other people want them to. A true writer will keep writing when the rest of the world tells them to stop. If you only write for praise, and will not write for any other reason, you are not a writer. When people say "bad at summeries, just read." If you're not going to put effort onto writing 3, maybe 4 sentances, why should we think you're going to put effort into your story? Lemons. Do you realize even the FRUIT is ruined for me now? And my friend, M-O, had a whole bunch of those "When life gives you lemons..." quotes. I nearly vomited. It was bad. Thanks for that guys...thanks a lot... And lots of other things that I can’t think of including Country music (my mom listens to it 24/7. My entire life! Imagine what that does to a person!), people who get fake tans (please...no one should have orange skin), and also people who dye their hair super white blond (especially with the orange skin -shivers- it just looks unnatural) Ok, here’s a bunch of that random profile stuff everyone has and I really like: If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny Me, I will deny you in front of My Father in the gates of Heaven. If you were lost but found by God, copy and paste this into your profile I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by these angels, but I call them my best friends. Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot or marijuana. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile. 98 of the internet population have a MySpace account. If your one of the 2 who don't, and therefore have some form of orginiality, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're STILL not completly sure what Twitter is and what it has to do with birds, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson, copy this into your profile. (Oh man, I used to have this OCD about checking the shower before I peed, it was weird, I'm not sure why I did it...) If you have ever choked on your own spit, copy this into your profile If you have ever choked on air, copy this into your profile (No, seriously, I was taking a BIG breath to play my clarinet in band, and I started choking in the middle of the song, it was hilarious) If you rarely to never take anything seriosly, copy this into your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional break down if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 that would ask the person "What was your first clue?" copy this into your profile. 92 percent of American teens would die if ambercrombie and Fitch/American eagle told them that it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 that would stand there laughing, copy this into your profile. If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you have ever laughed evilly only because it was fun to do so, copy and paste this into your profile If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are a tomboy, and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! .•´¸•´¨) ¸.•¨) ¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•¨) If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're a Christian and you walk the path the Lord has laid out for you, copy and past this in your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you want to be a writer someday, copy and paste this into your profile. If, like me, you're addicted to Disney, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you said it, copy this to your profile. If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile. If you have ever been watching a T.V. show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile. A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile. (Seriously...you NEED to learn) If you DO understand the importance of a semicolon (;), you know of its power derived from the ancient Mayan Kings, and its influence in the 2012 Doomsday prediction, copy and paste this into your profile so that the semicolon will not destroy the world. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this to your profile. If you think sex should wait until AFTER marriage, copy and paste this into your profile. Cow farts are responsible for the emission of most of the planet's methane gas. If you think that those vegetarian people are actually polluting more than the normal cow-consuming person, copy and paste this into your profile, and then go eat a hamburger. Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! If you're against animal cruelty, copy and paste this to your profile. 98 percent of teenagers have sex, take drugs, and drink alcohol . . . if you like bagels, copy and paste this to your profile. If you hate people who swear because they think its cool, copy and paste to your profile. If you have ever started humming a song that you have absolutely no idea what it is, put this in your profile If you're one of those people who will nod and mumble 'yeahs' when someone is talking to you about something you have no clue about, copy and paste this into your profile. Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile. If you know someone that should be hit by a bus Copy and paste this to your profile Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?" If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile. If that inatimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. -cough-Twilight-cough- If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile If you've ever made facial expressions when you were thinking, copy and paste this into your profile. If you realize that copying and pasting stuff into one's profile is completely pointless, yet do it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever made up one of your own "If you... then copy this...", copy this into your profile and add your name to this list: Kumomaru, animedragon59, In The Dark. Follow The Son If you are so cool that you actually read through all of these (there's more BWHAHAHAHA!!), copy this into your profile!! If you are like me and think abortions are cruel, wrong, and should become illegal, copy and paste this into your profile. No child deserves to die. If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile If you and your friends have nicknames, titles, or anything else for each other copy this to your profile. If there are times where you wanna annoy people, just for the heck of it copy this to your profile. If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. If you and your friends break out into song in a public area put this on your profile If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile If you would kill to have wings, post on profile. Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you DISAGREE, copy this and put it in your profile. If you like these 'copy' things, and you think they're funny, copy this into your profile. If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile Quotes! Yay! WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning Read the Bible -- It Will Scare the Hell Out of You! Forbidden fruits create many jams Man's way leads to a hopeless end! Take daily exercise - walk with the Lord. In the sentence of life the devil may be a comma, but NEVER let him be the Period. If you can't Sleep, don't count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd. He who kneels before God can stand before anyone We are too blessed to be depressed. In the dark? Follow the Son. Jesus is coming, everybody look busy. God created Adam...saw the mistakes...so created Eve. Adam - a rough Draft Don't Believe everything you think... Atheists are Beyond Belief I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y". You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you. I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. I don't obsess! I think intensely. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon. I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly. Hate... A kind of love given to people who are dumb. Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus. If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so be quiet... If you're gonna be two faced, sweetie, at least make one of them pretty. Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now. Please: Don't throw your cigarette butt's on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer. Weapon of choice? Hmmmm... I'd have to say... SPORK! (Haha, if you bend down the middle two prongs your spork becomes BATMAN!) Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why. If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation? Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse? Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you do criticize them you are a mile away and you have their shoes. -Unknown Procrastinate now not later. - Ellen DeGeneres J.K. Rowling is like Angelina Jolie famous. "It is impossible to discourage the real writers- they don't give a damn what you say, they're going to write." Sinclair Lewis. "You don't have a soul. You are a soul. You have a body." C.S. Lewis “…Because that’s what people do. They leap, and hope to God they can fly.” -Hitch "I'd rather die than beg for such a small favor as my life." Batman (from the 60s) "Good, even though it's sometimes sidetracked, always, repeat: always triumphs over evil." Batman (from the 60s) J.K. Rowling is like Obama famous. Girls BATMAN QUOTES! That's right, FROM THE 60s!! WAY better than any old normal quotes and MUCH better than Chuck Norris quotes!! So let's get on with it! Batman: "Shall we, Robin?" Robin: "Let's, Batman." Yay. ROBIN: If we close our eyes, we can't see anything. BATMAN: Naturally, you didn't know I was wearing my special Super B long thermal underwear. Robin: "You can't get away from Batman that easy!" Batman: Let's go, but, inconspicuously, through the window. Batman reading a riddle: What has yellow skin and writes? Commissioner Gordon reads: What weighs six ounces, sits in a tree and is very dangerous? Batman: "Haven't you noticed how we always escape the vicious ensnarements of our enemies?" Dick: "Wise up, you guys, life isn't this easy!" Lisa (to Batman, handing him a card): "Excuse me, the kidnapper dropped this as he was leaving. Perhaps it might be of some help?" Robin: "I bet Batman is the only one in the world with a hand steady enough to paint false fingerprints." Batman puzzling over a clue: "It must be something connected with his trying to tell us something." Batman, hearing gunshots across town: "I think we're going to be a little late for that lecture to the Crime Prevention League, Robin." Batman (to Chief O'Hara): "Don't interrupt! I'm trying to fathom the subconscious of a deadly criminal!" Joker: "No! You're kaput! Finis! Defunct!" Batman (to Pauline, Riddler's partner in crime): "Stop! Surrender! Give yourself up! By all that is holy I might forget myself and do you violence!" Batman: "Out of the mouths of Boy Wonders oft-times come gems." Batman, with his brain short-circuited, singing to Robin: "I'm called buttercup, dear little buttercup. Though I could never tell why. But still I'm called buttercup, poor little buttercup, sweet little buttercup, aaaah..." Bruce (after seeing Commissioner Gordon being shot on TV): "This is one time we don't wait for the Batphone." Batman (to citizen): "May I suggest you lock your car, sir. Your local police are asking all Gotham Cityites to cooperate in a current campaign. You might place this sticker on your bumper." (Hands over a bright red "Lock Your Car" sticker.) (I SOOOO want a bumper sticker like that...) STORIES A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Story about a college freshman who stood up to his teacher to prove God's exsistence: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piuoGb-Nhfw Mary had a little Lamb, His fleece was white as snow. And everywhere that Mary went, that Lamb was sure to go. He followed her to school each day, t'wasn't even in the rule. It made the children laugh and play, to have a Lamb at school. And then the rules all changed one day, illegal it became; To bring the Lamb of God to school, or even speak His name! Every day got worse and worse, and days turned into years. Instead of hearing children laugh, we heard gunshots and tears. What must we do to stop the crime that's in our schools today? Let's let the Lamb come back to school, and teach our kids to pray. NOTE: I am Catholic, so I do not believe that being homosexual is right, but treating people badly BECAUSE they are gay, is even worse. Treating anyone this way, whatever they believe in is wrong, and any Christian who hates homosexuals is WRONG. So PLEASE don't believe the steryotype that Christians hate gay people, because then YOU will be WRONG. ~ --HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY-- (Lines are soooo cool!) -Singing- What will people think | |||||||||
1. Muskrat » reviewsIn an attempt to make Batman more ‘sociable,’ Dick comes up with a word that, once said, Bruce has to be nice. Superman might not get the best end out of it though…Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11-23-09 - Published: 8-13-09 - Bruce W. & Richard G. - Complete2. Raccoon reviewsRobin finally shows the Titans what’s behind his mask. He doesn’t exactly get the reaction he was hoping for.Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-6-09 - Robin - Complete3. Titans Captured! reviewsWhile captured by Gizmo, Jinx, and Mammoth, the Titans have a lot of time to talk and explore EVERY pairing in the Teen Titans fandom. Pairings are not my opinions, just facts from breaking the fourth wall. Parody of pairings and some common scenarios.Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,646 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-27-09 - Gizmo - Complete4. The Dumb Bird and a Rabid Bat reviewsRobin runs into a glass door. Batman turns rabid. Poor Alfred...Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-1-09 - Richard G. & Bruce W. - Complete5. Sometimes Perfect Isn't Enough reviews‘Does it ever stop hurting?’ The little boy asked, looking up to Batman innocently. ‘No.’ He replied. ‘But that doesn’t mean the pain is bad. You can turn it into something better, something to make you stronger.' Batman Superman comparative one-shotDC Superheroes - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-9-09 - Complete6. Jingle Bells, Batman Smells reviewsYou know the kid's version of Jingle Bells? Well here's the story behind it, with the Batman show from the 60s! Lots of fun with that campy, cheesy, and slighty creeper-ish Batman we all know and love: ADAM WEST!Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-29-09 - Bruce W. & Richard G. - Complete7. Slow Fade reviewsA songfic based on the apprentice episodes. Song is Slow Fade by Casting Crowns. My own version of the episodes. Will Robin be able to fight the evil Slade is turning him into?Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,268 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-18-09 - Robin & Slade - Complete
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