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since: 01-28-09, id: 1819559, Profile Updated: 01-23-10
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Hey. :) I am Kayla.

I am a 14 year old average teenage girl.

I am a cheerleader and a dancer.

Don't think I am a prep cause I am not one.

I hate stereotypes. Cheerleaders are breaking away from the snobby, slutty, mean, blonde, rich, and preppy stereotypes. Just saying.

I am in NJHS (National Junior Honor Society)

I love GLEE! its the best show ever!

I am totally in love with the Harry Potter Series. I hate Twilight. Don't every say Twilight around me. All those stupid gay sparkly vampires can go suck one because everyone knows, Wizards FTW!

Again, I hate Twilight. Don't bring it up.

I love Caroline B. Cooney. She is my all time favourite author. She is so amazing. The Face On The Milk Carton series is just amazing. Its my favourite EVER!

Music is pretty awesome. I don't really have any favourites except for the soundtrack to A Very Potter Musical.

Look it up. Best ever. I love it!

Yeah, so i am pretty average. MLIA!

Peace.

Favorite Couples:

Rose Weasley and Scorpios Malfoy

Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy

OC and Draco Malfoy

Ginny Weasley and Draco Malfoy

Draco Malfoy and Luna Lovegood

Luna Lovegood and Neville Longbottom

Pansy Parkinson and Ron Weasley

Blaise Zabini and Hermione Granger

Blaise Zabini and Ginny Weasley

Argus Flich and Arabella Figgs (Squib love!)

Minerva McGonagall and Albus Dumbledore

Luna Lovegood and Dean Thomas

Seamus Finnigean and Lavender Brown

Bellatrix Lestrange and Voldemort

Couples I hate:

Ron and Hermione

Ron and Lavender

Harry and Cho Chang

Hermione and Severus Snape (I know its weird.)

Harry Potter and Draco Malofy (I don't think this is a good gay couple. It's just wrong.)

Cedric Diggory and Hermione

Draco Malfoy and Pansy Parkinson

Big Harry Potter Survey Thingy

General

Are you obsessed with Harry Potter?

Very Much.

Could You Prove That Statement In Court?

Yes.

Do You Know Any Of The Characters Middle Name’s?

Yep

What’s Hermione’s?

Jean

What’s Ron’s?

Bilius

What’s Harry’s?

James

What’s Ginny’s?

Molly

Have You Seen All The Movies?

Yes.

Read All The Books?

What HP fan hasn't?

What Do You Think Of JKR?

She is my idol.

Favorites

Weasley?

Charlie

Character, Overall?

Draco Malfoy

Female Character?

Luna Lovegood

Male Charcter?

Blaise Zabini

Group Of Characters?

D.A.

Adult?

Narcissa Black/Malfoy

Professor?

Lupin

Ship?

Snape/Lilly.

Spell?

Bat-Boogey Hex.

Sweet?

Chocolate Frog

Place?

The Burrow

Weasley Twin?

Fred.

Product?

Butterbeer and Firewhiskey

Shop?

Weasley Wizard Wheezes

Least Favorites

Weasley?

Percy

Character, Overall?

Umbridge

Female?

Umbridge

Male?

Peter Pettigrew

Adult?

Peter Pettigrew

Student?

Pansy Parkinson

Spell?

I love all the spells... I guess.

Book?

I love them all.

Ship?

Ron/Hermione. And its the one JKR used in the Epilogue

Sweet?

Cockroach Clusters.

Death Eater?

Doholv.. I think that is how you spell his name.

Shop?

Madam Puddifoot's Tea Shop

Place?

Forrbidden Forest

Professor?

Umbridge.

Couples? What Do You Think?

Ron/Hermione?

Hate it.

Harry/Hermione?

I see that more of a fluffy friendship.

Harry/Ginny?

I can live with it.

Harry/Luna?

More like a fluffy friendship too...

Harry/Pansy?

I surprisingly love this pairing. I mean, why not.

Ron/Lavander?

Ugh... no.

Ron/Luna?

I love this pairing. I always thought Luna had a thing for Ron.

Ron/Pansy?

I love this pairing too. They just bring each other out. They have the same feelings.

Ron/Fleur?

No. Just... no.

Hermione/Krum?

No way.

Hermione/Draco?

I loved this at first, but now its old. Too many stories, even though they are really good . I see Draco with a pureblood. Nothing against Hermione or anything... it just makes more sense to me.

Hermione/FredORGeorge?

Very flirty.

James/Lily?

NO! My least favourite pairing.

Lily/Snape?

My favouite ever.

Lily/Sirius?

No.

Lily/Lupin?

More like best friendship.

Tonks/Lupin?

sure

Draco/Pansy?

Not really...

Fred/Angelina?

I always though George/Angelina.

Bill/Fleur?

Sure

Harry/Cho?

I hate Cho.

This Or That?

Harry or Ron?

that's difficult

Hermione or Ginny?

Hermione.

Neville or Seamus?

Neville

Snape or Slughorn?

Snape.

Fred Or George?

Fred

Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione?

Harry/Ginny

Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione

Harry/Hermione even though i hate it.

Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna?

Harry/Luna

Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna?

Ron/Luna

Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione?

Harry/Hermione

Ron/Lavander or Ron/Hermione?

Ron/Hermione

ButterBeer or Fire Whiskey?

Firewhiskey! Duh.

Zonko’s or Weasley’s Wizarding Wheezes?

WWW

Hog’s Head Or The Three Broomsticks?

The Three Broomsticks.

James/Lily or Snape/Lily?

Snape/Lily. Favourite.

Hogwarts or Hogsmeade?

Hogwarts.

Hogsmeade Or Diagon Alley?

Diagon Alley.

Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley?

Malfoy Manor.

Beartie Bott’s or Fizzing Whizbees?

Bertie Bott's

Witch Weekly Or The Daily Prophet?

The Quibbler

Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch?

Why must I choose?

Gyrffindor or Ravenclaw?

Gryffindor.

Random

Have you Been to A Release Party?

I wish.

Ever cried while reading one of the books?

Many times.

A Movie?

Of course.

Books or Movies?

Books all the way.

Had A Dream About Harry Potter?

Yes. Every night most times.

Been To A Fansite?

Tons

Been to JKR’s Site?

Who hasn't?

Have You Ever Roleplayed?

Yep.

If So/Do..Who were you/ are you?

Ronald.

Did you use to have an absurd theory?

Yes.

What was it?

That James and Lily were still alive. And that all Muggle-borns have some type of magical family member, whether its an ancestor or what.. Somehow, they are realated to wizard folk.

Did you/Do you hide your obbsession?

Nope.

Did it/ Does it work?

Nope.

Ever dressed up like a Character? For Halloween or Just No Reason at all?

Yeah,

Ever noticed That You can’t “Spell Hermione without Ron”?

Now I have,

Did you just try to prove that wrong?

No.

Notice That If Harry&Hermione Got Married They’d Have EXACT Same Intials?

Just now.

Did you just try to prove that wrong?

Nope.

Have you noticed That Lily Evans And Ginny Weasley are alot alike?

Yes. I did notice that.. Its kinda creepy now.

Do you find it wierd that Harry & His Dad Fell In Love With Girls So ALike?

A little bit...

Do you know what fanfiction is?

Of course.

Ever Been To A Fanfiction site?

I'm on one right now.

Do you read fanfiction?

Yep.

If so, do you like it?

Nope...I love it.

Are you a member of a fanfiction site?

Yeah

What site?

http://www.fanfiction.net

Do you write fanfiction?

Yeah, but I am not very good

Do you like to write fanfiction?

Only when it comes to me.

Ever had Harry Potter Candy?

I want to.

Do you own a lot of Harry Potter Stuff?

Sure.

Do you have Harry Potter Scene It?

No, but I have played it before.

Do You Have A Harry Potter Shirt?

Two.

What Character Are You Most Often Compared Too?

None really...

Do You Agree With This?

Do You Have Any Nicknames That Have To Do With Harry Potter?

Yes.

What Are They?

Ron Weasley.

Do you object to being Called By them?

Nope.

Are Your friends Supportive of your obsession?

Very much.

Do you have any inside jokes that relate to Harry Potter?

Tons.

What’s One?(You don’t have to explain)

All the names I call people at our school.

Do you relate a lot of things to Harry Potter?

Just about everything.

Do you love being obsessed With Harry Potter?

Lots.

Do you wish that you went to Hogwarts?

Every freakin day!

Have you re-read the books?

Working on it.

Have you had A Harry Potter Themed Party?

No, but I want one.

Have You Had An RP Party?

What's that?

Do You Want To?

Have you ever read a Harry Potter Musical?

NoBut I watched A Very Potter Musical on Youtube.

Have You Ever Wrote One?

No

Do You Want To?

No

Have you ever entered A Contest TO Win Something Harry Potter?

Yes.

If You Wrote A Hogwarts Musical Would You Let People Read it

I wouldn't write one.

Are You Going To Write One?

No

IS The Musical Thing Annoying You?

No.

Am I more annoying than Rita Skeeter?

Nope. Nowhere near.

RULES:

1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Put any comments in parentheses after the song name.
5. Put this in your profile.

I'm going to update a lot

1. What would you say about your boyfriend?
Crazy Train by Ozzy Osbourne (hahah. what a nutter!)

2.What is the first thing you say in the morning?
Not Meant To Be by Theory of a Deadman (well thats deppressing.)

3. Your teacher is...
Pop by NSYNC (creepy?)

4. What's written on your classroom's blackboard?
You Belong with Me by Taylor Swift (thats sweet. :D)

5. How would you describe your next door neighbours?
Eye of the Tiger by Survivor (this is my favourite song ever! that could be creepy as well.)

6. What would your Best Friend say about you?
Boom Boom Pow by the Black Eyed Peas (idk.)

7. How do you feel right now?
It's My Life/Confessions by Glee (YES!)

8.What's on your bedside table right now?
Pokerface by Lady Gaga (?)

9.What did you do when you woke up this morning?
Say by John Mayer

10. When you open your wardrobe you see...
Mr. Crowley by Ozzy Osbourne (creeper.)

11. What did you say after you last attended a concert?
I am Not a Whore by LMFAO (hahaha. thats true. i am not. lol.)

12. If you had to write a Fan Fic right now, what would it be called?
Baby Come Back by Player (that would work.)

13. A song you would sing at your school's talent show?
School Days by the Runaways (this would work! lol.)

14. Your life's theme song?
You ain't Seen Nothing Yet by Backmann Turner Overdrive (maybe..)

15. How would you describe what you are doing this moment?
I Want It That Way by Backstreet Boys (i love this song. but that doesn't make any sense)

16. If you had to go and jump of a building, what would your last words be?
Don't Stop Believing by Journey (intersing, if i dont stope believer, why i am jumping, but tthose are cute last words)

17. Your motto is..
Queens of Noise by the Runaways (yeah. pretty much)

18. If you could by anything in this world you'd buy...
Kidnap My Heart by the Click Five (no.)

19. What did you dream about tonight?
Thinking of You by Katy Perry (?)

20. Any last words?

She Hates Me by Puddle of Mudd (hahahaha. lol.)

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'M RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life
.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border


YOUR GUY SIDE: (the things in bold with an "x" is what I chose.)

xYou love hoodies.
xYou love jeans.
xdogs are better than cats
x It's hilarious when people get hurt.
xYou've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
x Sad movies suck (they just end up depressing me :(
You own/ed an X-Box
x Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
xYou own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
xYou watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.

You own a trillion baseball caps.

You go to your dad for advice.
xYou like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
xBaggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
x Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (Bule is my favorite but i like all of them :)
xYou love to go crazy and not care what people think.(damn right!)
xSports are fun
xTalk with food in your mouth.(gross i know...but its eather talk with food or never get a chance to talk in my life)
Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 15

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
xYou wear the color pink.
xGo to your mom for advice
.
xYou consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.

x You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

You don't like Star Wars

xYou were in gymnastics/dance? (Dance)
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
x You smile a lot more than you should.
xYou have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (dance shoes. :)
x You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
x You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
x You love the movies.
x Used to play with dolls as little kid.

You like putting make on people for fun or for real.
Like being the star of every thing

Total: 11

1. For A Change »
Kayla is an American witch from the school of Salem Witchcraft Institute. She gets transferred to Hogwarts after a family death that always comes back and haunts her. Will her family line get in Harry's way of stopping Voldemort? Rating will change.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,954 - Updated: 1-3-10 - Published: 12-23-09 - OC & Draco M.