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Author has written 12 stories for Star Wars, Hellsing, Harry Potter, and Twilight. You have (hopefully) accidentally stumbled to my account page. I hope, for your sake, that you have the sense to leave and not read anything I've written. Remember - I'm not responsible for your sanity! Anyways, I'm aged just about something, hail from Finland, wake up as late as possible and... that's pretty much it. There sure ain't much to tell aboot me. Um.. If you happen to read anything I've written, please leave a comment? And if you find any flaws in my English (As mentioned before, I am Finnish) or spelling mistakes or anything like that, please notify me. Shouting and cursing are also possibilities. Oh, and I just happen to love diffrent English accents and pronounciations (except the American one - I'm sorry, but it just doesn't appeal to me), so if you ever find a fic of mine that has an contains an onslaught of diffrent accents that, on top of everything, are completely wrong.. Just skip it. Do yourself a favour. | |||||||
1. The Republic Thanks YouThe Republic thanks you for your contribution to the war effort against the CIS' - that's what we're worth, Double."Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Published: 11-28-09 - Complete2. WAZAAAP reviewsLuke is bothered by calls. How does Mara Jade fit in? Set in the ROTJ Infinities AU-continuity. T for some pretty mild swearing.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-13-09 - Luke S. - Complete3. The Story in which Everything Went Perfectly reviewsA parody featuring a sarcastic Hermione, a whiny writer, a pissed off narrator and an utterly perfect world in the realms of Potter Fandom. Please review A/N before flaming me. T because of some of the jokes - and a very serious T at that.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-5-09 - Complete4. One of Those Days reviewsEverybody's favourite type of fic: a crackfic! Read at your own responsibility; this details an afternoon in the life of Darth Vader. Is set somewhere between ANH and ESB.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-30-09 - Darth V. - Complete5. Death dies reviewsThe Angel of Death passes on; Walter's thoughts as he dies. Mangaverse, pretty much canon. Warning, spoilers.Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-31-09 - Walter - Complete6. Scare reviewsAlucard gives young Integra a scare. Set a few weeks after Integra first discovers Alucard.Hellsing - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-18-09 - Integra & Alucard - Complete7. Boredom reviewsBoredom and what it leads to. The title's a tad irrelevant, but it's the best I could come up with.Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-18-09 - Seras - Complete8. Battle reviewsA short crackfic featuring Alucard and Edward Cullen, who face off in a rather anticlimatic battle. This is simple Twilight bashing. Don't read if you like Twilight.Crossover - Hellsing & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 5-1-09 - Alucard & Edward9. Bath reviewsIntegra needs help washing her hair and asks Seras to help. A short all-convo ficlet.Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-30-09 - Integra & Seras - Complete10. Diary of ObiWan Kenobi reviewsAU! Obi-Wan starts a diary some two years after the Republic won the Clone Wars.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-18-09 - Obi-Wan K.11. Why you'd better keep your mouth shut reviewsA humorous all-convo fic featuring Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader - how the big conversation on Bespin might have went if I had had any say in it. Thank goodness I didn't.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-6-09 - Darth V. & Luke S. - Complete12. Undercover reviewsObi-Wan and Anakin on an undercover mission. Conversation only-fic.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 2-6-09 - Obi-Wan K. & Anakin S. - Complete
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