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Author has written 12 stories for Twilight. My name is Patty I'm just your average mom in southern California suburbia. I have 4 skin kids and 2 hairy kids, 1 husband and a multitude of goldfish that scare the bejesus out of me. I volunteer at my kids school when I'm not writing. My interests are; Spunk Ransom, Vegetarian Vampires, Salvador Dali and guys named Art. And I have the coolest friends EVER!! Live. Breathe. Write. Twitter: http://twitter.com/booboo_kitty33 The Acclimation Diaries ~ Indie Twific winner, Best Undiscovered Erotica WIP My Bad the Deconstruction of Jane ~ Co-winner in vjgm's Trust in Advertising Crackfic Contest Urban Legend ~ featured on PPSS's One Shot Wednesday YOU READERS ROCK HARD!! Urband Legend is now available in Spanish! http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2541016/SoLovely Thank you so much Day78 & Marylouu for translating, you ladies are awesome! The Acclimation Diaries is now available in Russian! http://twilightrussia.ru/forum/110-6352-1 Thank yoiu so much to LanaLuna11 for translating, you are awesome sweets! All of the fics you see here can also be found at Twilighted http://www.twilighted.net/viewuser.php?uid=10903 | |||||||
1. Urban Legend » reviewsThere is a rumor going around that there is a masked stranger that will slip into your room at night & give you one night of hot sexin & after weeks of leaving her window open Bella is about to give up when who shows up,yeah, mask wearing Edward! AH/AUTwilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,087 - Reviews: 288 - Updated: 7-29-10 - Published: 6-30-09 - Edward & Bella - Complete2. A Measure of Normal reviewsA drabble on the measure of time between Twilight and New Moon where Edward and Bella try to date like a 'normal' couple and engage in 'normal' teen behavior. Happy Reading!Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,586 - Reviews: 43 - Published: 7-21-10 - Bella & Edward - Complete3. Reflections reviewsThe Acclimation Diaries one shot, taking place directly after the final chapter of TAD. Written in EPOV for Fandom Gives Back. Vamp/Vamp.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,260 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 7-19-10 - Edward & Bella - Complete4. The Porn Star in Me reviewsAU/AH Just a bit of one shot fun written for Ninapolitan's FFFA on Twilighted. After years of secretly loving each other, will they finally find each other at a BBQ at Emmett & Rose's house? Enjoy!Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,652 - Reviews: 68 - Published: 3-1-10 - Bella & Edward - Complete5. Bizzaro Twilight » reviews-AU- What would Twilight have been like if the roles were reversed? Edward, Emmett & Jasper are humans living in Forks with their dad, Charlie working at the police station. Bella, Rosalie & Alice are vampires sent to live in Forks by Carlisle & EsmeTwilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,847 - Reviews: 460 - Updated: 1-15-10 - Published: 2-13-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete6. Friction is Awesome reviewsA little different, slightly more amusing... and unedited... look at the infamous leg hitch scene…sort of.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,103 - Reviews: 130 - Published: 1-7-10 - Bella & Edward7. Consume Me reviewsA o/s written for the Fandom Gives Back auction winner, Mabarberella! Three years after her transformation in The Acclimation Diaries, Bella works with Edward on honing her new vampiric talents.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 48 - Published: 1-5-10 - Bella & Edward - Complete8. The Acclimation Diaries » reviewsAll told from EPOV, The Acclimation Diaries chronicles Edward's struggles with learning control & taking things 1 step at a time as he acclimates to Bella sexually in prep of their impending wedding night. Can he keep his desire in check or will his snap?Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,700 - Reviews: 1111 - Updated: 9-18-09 - Published: 3-20-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete9. My Bad The Deconstruction of Jane reviewsA Crackfic written for Trust in Advertising by the amazing, wonderful and all powerful, vjgm. If you haven't read it yet, get thee to Twilighted dot net and check it out! AUHTwilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,415 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 8-13-09 - Jane & Bella - Complete10. Bella's Bad Day reviewsLove Through Lemons contest entry Bella's had a horrid day and Edward does his best to make it better. His VERY best ;- Just a bit 'o the smut AH/AUTwilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,404 - Reviews: 49 - Published: 7-15-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete11. Show Me reviewsAn entry for *A Twilight Teasing Story Contest* Bella comes into her room, fresh from the shower, wrapped in only a towel, to find Edward lounging on her bed instead of out hunting like he's supposed to be. Slightly OOC Edward, but not too much.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,609 - Reviews: 133 - Published: 2-17-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete12. Testing the Waters » reviewsAfter talking with Carlisle, and with some insight from Alice, Edward thinks he and Bella should test the waters of their physical relationship before jumping in, head first, on their wedding night.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,880 - Reviews: 92 - Published: 2-4-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete
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