All righty then about me...

Name: Hmmm...I would tell you but I seem to have forgotten it again...so for now I'll go by Gaaras1Girl, or GG for short, or Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, but what do you think my real name is? ¬.¬

Age: I'm 18 my birthday is 2 days before Gaaras! (That's January 17 for you slow people!)

Location: Suna...If I had it my way, but close I'm a California girl! That's right the state of Earth-quakes, mud slides, blizzards, where fire has it’s own season, a sun that will bake you where you stand, drive by shootings, A star bucks on every corner, and as of late random out breaks of swine flu! That's right folks come on down to the state that'll kill you no matter what you do!

Gender: Female and proud!

Appearance: Long VERY red hair, dark green eyes, I'm so pale that I nearly glow in the dark (It's a red-head thing), I stand at a meager 5 ft 5 in. (quietly weeps) and I'm so clumsy I'm barley functional. I'm not sure if that is considered a part of my appearance, but hey this is my profile and it makes more sense when I say I'm always covered in bruises, LoL!

Mental stability: That's a very good question...and I'll get right back to it once the voices shut up.

Likes: Gaara, Horses, Anime/Manga, reading the Twilight series (Yay team Edward!), reading in general for that matter, riding/training horses, Gaara and his siblings, Fanfiction, drawing...a lot, music (country mostly), House (great show), Lost (what the heck is that bleeping smoke monster!?), my step sister, cats (I like dogs too cats are just better), DRAGONS!, chocolate (lots and lots of it!) and have I mentioned Gaara yet?

Dislikes: THE GAME (if you don't know what that is good for you, but if you really want to know pm me and I'll tell you), Sand-Cest (really people would you ever sleep with your Brother or sister? And if you just answered yes to that question you need to get off my page and seek professional help), animal/child abuse, Sauske yeah don't even get me started (He hurt Gaara, need I say more?), the color pink (insert creeped out shudder) candy corn, MATH (Oh the horror!), never being able to stop myself from biting the stupid tootsie pop (its not possible I tell you!), and the stupid people who tease and make fun of us type of people who like/love/are slightly obsessed with anime. We anime people need to stick together! Those of you who know me know of my hatred for the subject bar, but for you that don't here it is I HATE THE SUBJECT BAR! And those writers who put that Gaara's eyes are green when their obviously blue...you know who you are. Lemons...come on people really? BUGS! And last but not least Yaoi! I think that's about it for now!

Heres a link for images for Wild One- Okay if this link would have worked then it would have been here, but it dosent so if you STILL want to see the pics then their in my link below just go to it, then go to 'Redheads with Gaara' THEN you can click on Wld One (My computer hates me! Sorry guys!)

And here's a link to my Photobucket account! gaaras1girl

Here's a link to some awesome Gaara images Gaara_Fanart

I am a part of the Authors Against Perfect Original Characters Society (AAPOCS). If you are too, copy and paste this into your profile!

Excuse me, I have something important to say so if your going through my profile anyway then...Please Read This!!

Okay, am I the only one who is pissed off that Cartoon Network has canceled Naruto, now that they were FINALLY getting close to the time skip. I mean just what the hell do they think they are doing!? Is this some kind of sick freaking joke? Because if it is I'm sure not laughing! And for WHAT!? To play the same stupid movies, and shows over and over again on a freaking loop that no one wants to even watch in the first effing place?! Oh my God this just makes me so MAD! If you agree with me, or know why they are doing something so effing stupid feel free to pm a rant to me so I know that I'm not alone! Cartoon Network you made yourself an enemy the day you canceled my favorite show, there will be justice for what you have done!

The link below is not mine. It belongs to BadSakura. But if i ever had an image of Suna-this would be it! So i thought I'd share with y'all.

http://digitalblasphemy.com/fshow.shtml?i=cloudcanyon&w=1152&h=864&y=2007&n=Cloud20Canyon&b=count&z=&m=144172437414104692&zs=cloud_canyon

Here’s some cool quotes!

“She looked like she didn’t have a care in the world, she seemed so peaceful. He wondered if he should push her over the cliff."- Gaara about Sakura from 'Same path, different outcome' by CrimsonTaki

This got Baki involved. “Hey now! I'm going to tell you like I tell Gaara. No death threats at the dinner table. If you want to make threats wait until everyone else is done eating.”-from 'Demon Kisser' by BadSakura

“You know, we have a name for people like you—it's called: Stalker.” He remained quiet and I sighed. Either he wasn't getting it or he was ignoring me. And because I have a death wish, I decided to push him further. “This is where you get all grumpy and say—” I lowered my voice. “'Hn. I'm not stalking you, Nene'” -from Demon Inheritance by BadSakura

"I see now that she is merely insane, and obviously out of touch with reality."-from 'One' by Kitty Smith

“I’d rather that then what you do, what you do is practically unintentional suicide.” -By to-love-is-to-lie

"Gaara then stated that if anyone in the Village believed him to be too weak to be the Kage, they were welcome to test his strength personally. All objections promptly ceased." -from Journey Through the Night by Oreithyia

His favorite show was CSI. She was worried however when he started taking notes. As well as crossing things out. -from Madness of the heart, Sakura thinking of Gaara by light barrer

Perhaps it was a side effect of recognizing a competent healer and an ally, but there was something about the under-sized kunoichi with the “Aim All Projectiles Here” hair color that made one feel like they could trust her. from Journey through the night by Oreithyia

Dearest Mother in heaven, whatever I have done to offend you, please send it to me via e-mail and I shall try to repent. Umm...Gaara from some fic

Princesses have grace and elegance; I have stupidity and a spork… From What is wrong with my life? by Siyui no Akatsuki

"If I had an eyebrow, it would be twitching right now..."- Gaara

Gaara looked right at him, “Let’s talk Shika. Is it alright if I call you Shika? Doesn’t matter. Look, hurt her and I’ll kill you. Touch her and I’ll kill you. Be nice to her or I’ll kill you. I’ll always be watching you. Always be afraid.” From I SPY by tenten007hero

'Dangerous--Testosterone Fueled Males. Enter With Caution...Or Not At All Preferably.' From Leave by XxGaarasGirlXx

"To share one's feelings with others isn't weakness...it's strength." -Gaara

House Quote:

Wilson: (over a microphone) House, this is God.
House: Look, I'm a little busy right now. Not supposed to talk during these things. Got time Thursday?
Wilson: Let me check. Oh, I got a plague! How about Friday?
House: You'll have to check with Cameron.
Wilson: Oh, dang it! She always wants to know why bad things happen. Like I'm gonna come up with a new answer this time.
Cuddy: House!
House: Quick, God! Smite the evil witch!

I am a Gaara fangirl and I'm 100 proud of it!! Yay Gaara!

And now for the things that make me giggle like the school girl I am:

If your a fan of SandCest The song "I Effing Hate You" should suffice.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them!

You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

I once gave up Anime…It was the hardest 2 hours of my life.

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. (God do I know it!)

Huh. It figures, all the good guys are taken, Gaara, vampires, and all. (story of my life...)

Come join the dark side. We have cookies...And Gaara!

Evil beware. We have waffles.

I aspire to duct tape someone to a wall.

Friends will always be like "well, you deserve better", but best friends will prank call him whispering "seven days..."

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."

You are never to cook again...your food is like a twisted suicide or something. (I strongly believe in a charcoal rich diet.)

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor.

It's a battle between the bad, the ugly, and the - what the heck is that?!

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me!

Don't get mad; get sadistic.

"What is this 'kindness' you speak of?"

Siblings: can't live with them, can't sell them on Ebay

No amount of therapy will EVER make this moment okay

I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed. (crap...)

Organized people are just too lazy to look for things. (You see chaos and disorder, I see a unique filing system!)

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you stood there and yelled 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill many people. (It would be pretty cool if it did though, think about it...)

Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy...in a jar on my desk. (cough, cough I know nothing...)

Nothing cures insomnia like the realization that it is time to get up.

Being small is very useful. You tall people are missing out. (And don't forget it!)

Some Random Things I've Found That I Strongly Believe Need Sharing:

So he was once a psychopath killer, he had a good reason. Besides, he's hot, and that's all I need to know. -Me about Gaara (sighs lovingly)

'When I saw you, I was afraid of meeting you. When I met you, I was afraid of kissing you. When I kissed you, I was afraid to love you. Now that I love you, I'm afraid of losing you.'-Anonymous (Gaara to Matsuri though I wish it was Gaara to me, a girl can dream can't she?)

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people who answer "Where to begin?" (This is so me it’s not even funny)

So I'm in love with several fictional characters from books and 'cartoons', your point is?

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back (By the way, I'm staring at Gaara)

I KNOW YOU GUYS WAKE UP WITH THE SUN, BUT I PREFER TO WAKE WITH THE DOUBLE DIGITS!

I ride horses for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die.

I'm not tense. I'm just terribly, terribly alert.

Whoever said nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door...

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

If I had any dignity left that would have been humiliating

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.

GAARA IS MY FAVORITE NARUTO CHARACTER AND ANYONE WHO AS A PROBLEM WITH HIM DESERVES TO DIE A PAINFUL DEATH BY SAND!!

We're all on the Special Bus... but I'M the driver.

I'm perfectly sweet and innocent. I have NO IDEA why ANYONE would think otherwise. ...Oh wait.

FEMALE COMEBACKS
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Now for pasted stuff!

If you think that the popular kids need to be reminded that its us quite kids that snap, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list Gaaras1Girl,

If you think that it's not fair that the guys in Manga and Anime are almost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this in your profile! Then add your name to the List Mit-chan007, Ni-Chan, vampgirl8, XxGaarasGirlXx, Gaaras1Girl

If your just your average Bella looking for your Edward, C&P and add your name to the list, Gaaras1Girl,

If you are a Gaara Fanatic copy this into your profile.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Sabaku no Gaara of Suna, copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. (Shhhh, Gaara I'm trying to type here!)

No one believes in the probability of a GaaSaku in the show. If you believe it, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever been so obsessed with a tv or Movie character that you scare everyone who knows you, join the club, and copy and paste this to your profile. (Gaara...yay!)

If you love someone who doesn't exist to pieces, and it hurts to know he isn't there. put this on your profile.

If you're conviced Gaara is not emo, but Sasuke is copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever thrown random objects at the T.V because a character you don't like appeared, copy and paste this on your profile. (I do that every time I see Deidara or Sasuke. Just because they hurt Gaara. May neither of the femi-men rest in peace.) I didn't come up with this but boy do I agree with it! Hehe femi-men so true...

If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about anime, anime fan art, or anime fanfictions that you zoned out and came back to reality 5 minutes or more later with no idea of what's going on, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list Athame Kunoichi, Sugarmonkey778, A Ninja Named Frank, Banryuwielder244, angelic memories, philippinocherryblossom, Nyanonymous, craZy_goth_friendZ, jinxedpixie, SkywardShadow, Gaaras1Girl (5 minutes 5 hours same thing right?)

If your ONE TRUE LOVE is an anime character, copy this into your profile.

If you ever suffered from FanFiction withdraw copy this into your profile! (It was horrible, I swear I almost died!)

If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this.

If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy, and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile (AKA Gaara)

If you have a phobia of ALL BUGS on our planet copy and paste this into your profile (see's a spider on keyboard and runs away screaming)

If you think Orochimaru is what you get when Michael Jackson and Voldemort have unprotected sex, C&P this into your profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this to your profile (and by 'someone' I mean I have a list of people's names next to my bed. Sigh, what I wouldn't do for a death note...sadly shakes head)

Good girls/boys always come last it seems. If you believe this, and are hoping to get noticed by someone for who you are and not what you look like or how "bad" you are, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. cats-rock-and-so-does-cheese, Gaaras1Girl

If you think that Shino was plucked straight from your worst nightmare then C&P

If you think furbies are evil mind controlling igits waiting to take over the world paste this in your profile.

The We Love Gaara Club: If you love Gaara from Naruto copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: xoxNickNackxox, LoveShinobi4eva, Silver Element,BlueSkyHeaven, Ketsueki Senshoku, Gaara's Pyro RACCOON, Gaarasminestayaway, .Faking.This.Smile, Lilly, Jay Jay, StormofSilver, Love of Midoriko,MistakenEyes, xXPsychoXx, Gaara’sFanFicFreak, Gaaras1Girl

If you are so crazy that you say something like "The ninja penguin warriors came into my freezer while I was looking for my socks, and told me that the purple leprachauns from Venus were planning on stealing my toothpicks and planting them in antarctica to end world hunger. then a giant octopus came and dyed my hair and said that if i wanted chocolate I should play hopscotch with Santa at my family reunion but I had already made plans to go skydiving at Pizza Hut with Willy Wonka so I had to say 'Sorry mate but my banana has turned into a blue fleece blanket and I have to walk my dog's biscuit'" just to break the ice while talking to someone new copy this into your profile

If your on my page you'd better read the bellow!

If you are tired of enduring the slander people give you for Anime, you're not alone. The movement has begun. If you want to join the group of those who fight the popular culture brainwashing cult, then welcome.

You are now, a Fighting Dreamer.

To be a passive member, just remember who you are, and don't falter in your love of Anime, Fanfiction, and all things random.

To be an ACTIVE member, copy and paste this entire thing into your profile, add your name to the list below, and, if you REALLY wanna get active, e-mail my Onii-kun, ZephyrFiction, Bugsarebeauty, telling us that we're not alone.

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║║║║╔╗║╔╗║║║╠╗╔╣╔╗║║║Put this on your
║║║║╚╝║╚╝╣║║║║║║║║║╚╝page if you love
║║║║╔╗║╔╗║╚╝║║║║╚╝║╔╗Naruto! (or Gaara)
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Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.
The boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

Okay my people how about some percents?

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, bellabookworm9,Ginormous Funtastic Everything, HopelessxRomanticx1993, boyzaremylife, September5Rhyme (and proud to do so), HisokaYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92, DarkRose02, devotedtodreams, SkywardShadow, XxGaarasGirlXx, Gaaras1Girl

95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile. (I really couldn't care less what they think)

92 percent American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent screaming with laughter at the others.

98 percent of teenagers have participated in under aged drinking and drugs. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile wearing a smirk of pride!

98 percent of teenagers do drugs, make babies, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like chocolate chip cookies, and anime!

95 of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5 that would yell "DO A FLIP!!" (and try to land on your head!)

Okay and now the part you have all been waiting for! My Sasuke Bashing section!

THE WE LOVE SASUKE-BASHING CLUB: If you hate Sasuke from NARUTO and love making him suffer, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list Kinomi-chan, EstherAngelofDeath, GaaSakuforever, xoLovelyEyesox, XxGaarasGirlXx, Gaaras1Girl, cats-rock-and-so-does-cheese,

If you think Gaara should have killed Sasuke when he had the chance copy and paste this into your profile while laughing your ass off!

If you think Sasuke's a manwhore who ditched his village for his own selfish purposes and he deserves to burn for all the screwups he's made, copy this into your profile.

If you think Sasuke from Naruto should have the nickname 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this into your profile while laughing your head off.

If you HATE SAS-GAY! And think he is Orochi-Jackson's butt slave and he choose it, then copy and paste!

I think Sasuke just needs to die already!! He can just go burn in hell for all I care and why is he there you ask? BECAUSE I PUSHED HIM DOWN THERE!! MAWAHAHAHAHA!!

Things That Effing Piss Me (and other readers) Off in fandom:

The pretweendom and under-eighteen-verse posters. Listen kiddies, here's some advise from someone who had the sense to READ before I posted. READ BEFORE YOU POST DAMNIT! I have been on ff.net for almost two years before I posted a damn thing and that was because I didn't want to embarrass myself, and contribute to the utter juvenile bull that is flooding our site today. Before you TRY to write a fic do your homework. Don't just post shit to post it. And for those of you under the age of eighteen, lemons are not for you. They are not for you to read and they most certainly not for you to write. You are childeren! I am sick of reading lemons written by kids as young as sixteen and under. Stick to the pg-13 ratings and leave the 'M' for the adults, if you must write them at all.

Bad grammar: NO ONE IS PERFECT. I myself have some cringe-worthy errors in my writing and even here in this article but there are a few things that aren't applicable to fanfiction and literature by wider extension.

1. Textspeak or Netspeak. Dis iz literature ppl so dun fukin' writ lyk dis.

2. Uncalled for fragmentation: Here's a hint people. Develop your sentences. Don't write. Like this. It is, fucking annoying. To. Read.

3. FULL CAPS IN SENTENCES: This is a shameless butchering of the English language. Caps are used for proper nouns or the beginning of sentences. Not the whole freaking story.

4. It is unnecessary for you to curse every other word in your fic. We get the point without you using foul language got it? Good, moving on.

The dreaded AU High School fic: Ahh, the high school fandom that shows no sign of dying...sadly. Hey, YOU, Pre-teen still in the hell of High school, WE DON'T WANT TO KNOW! We have all been through it, no freaking need to go back! To make it worse it's like everybody just uses one of the same freaking four plots everytime! Just so you know, they are a modern day murder of the overused 'Pride and Prejudice', Cinderella, Hot-Romeo gets the ugly Juliet plot line placed into the hell of high school. Seriously, it is mind numbingly boring and grates on the nerves of experienced readers and writers alike.

Over Emo-ness : Okay, another lesson for you. Emo is a term meaning Emotional. This does not have to include: Cutting, Black overkill, eyeliner, tattoos, raging against society and pathetic whimpering in a closet. The dramatic extent of emo-ness in fandom is pathetic. Half you people who write this bull shit don't even know an emo.

Mary-Sues. Need I say more?

Bad Japanese: SWEET MOTHER IN HEAVEN! Japan should ban some of you people from their language. WHAT. THE. FUCK. IF YOU LOVE THE LANGUAGE SO MUCH, WHY DO YOU ABUSE IT? Okay, I've seen all sorts of Japanese used in fics. And it's almost all shit Japanese. Like, really shit Japanese. As in, "I-just-kinda-threw-some-stuff-I-saw-together-hope-it-fits-teehee" Japanese. Some people might excuse it by saying, "Well, they're still learning. This is how they practice." They shouldn't be using the freaking language in fics at all, damn it! There are forums and chatrooms and pen-pal programs and websites, ALL geared towards learning Japanese. Welcome to the Internet, kids. It's a wonderful place. Lemme introduce you to my best friend, Google

And neither is 'Kawaii' a mandatory statement for fanfiction. Anyone, and I do mean anyone would probably be killed so fast it would make your head spin for calling Gaara 'Gaar-chan' regardless of if they are female, or male. The same also applies for most all males in the Naruto universe, because the suffix 'chan' is affixed to close, young females or pets or female lovers.

Plot stealing: A word from a fellow author, plot stealing is one of the most irratating things you can do. If the story idea is not yours then it is just that, not yours. What is wrong with you people? Are you so unimaginative that this is the best you can do?

Under-developed Super characters. Okay, this is going to hurt. Your delicate little ears may bleed but I really don't give a damn.

Someone does not become the most freaking powerful being on the planet overnight you, inane, unimaginative, retard! If Naruto has an awesome bloodline ability, cool; we are seeing plot movement. If Naruto suddenly had 3 bloodline limits, absorbs Kakashi's AND Itachi's sharingans, is the son of the Fourth Hokage and Tsunade and miraculously is descended from Shinigami himself...Overkill.

Run of the Mill Creature fics: In the Narutoverse, If your Naruto suddenly wakes up one morning to find he has sixteen tails, four ears, and nine inch claws because he completely merged with both Kyuubi and Shukaku...get a life.

Rape-tastic stories- Rape isn't funny. Period. Not to mention it is offensive to those who have been, or have had someone they care for raped. The amount of 'he/she-gets-raped-then-falls-in-love-with-his/her-rapist' stories is just astounding. IT DOES NOT FUCKING HAPPEN. Yes this is fiction but certain morals lines cannot be crossed damn it!

Incest- Dear God what is wrong with you people? I can't even understand where this sick fetish came from but it is vulgar and disgusting. This is another one of those moral lines that should be respected. (I realize that this is an objective view and criticism is inevitable. Bring it.)

Bestiality. Again, remember that whole thing about moral lines? Yeah. Right here. I don't care if yaoi is your thing, great for you but this is just gross.

Over bashing: Yes, I will admit to having enjoyed a good Sasuke Ino, or even Mutsuri bashing fic, but over bashing is moronic. Making the one girl who likes your male character the source of all evil in the story is juvenile.

Leaving the WORST reviews- "liek omg _ THAT WUZ SO KAWAII!!1 i luv inuyasha an miroku 2gether, their teh best lol _;; PLZ WRITE MORE!!"

Some people review everything like this. EVERYTHING. I don't care if it's the most typo-ridden, OOC, badly-written drivel that has ever graced the Intarwebnet, you think it is THE BEST THING EVER. And you will add it to your favorites list and surely read it at least once a week, because it features your favorite unlikely couple and that's all that matters. Man, that ticks me off.

I've had the poor luck to run across terrible fics, then glance at the reviews and see eight pages of naught but praise. If you're going to read a pile of shit fic, at least have the grace to know that's what you're reading. If you don't out-and-out flame the author, at least give them what we of the more-than-one-brain-cell club like to call "constructive criticism" and tell them how to improve their fic. For the love of god, DON'T ENCOURAGE THE BAD WRITERS! The type of reviewer that does is part of the reason why the rest of us have to muck through page after page of poorly-written crap just to find a single good fic.

The fics that are just terrible- This ties more into the ideas above, but I'd just like to expand on it a little bit. Many fics are what I like to call Old Yeller fics. They start out with a good idea, but after a while it just all goes to hell, and then it's time to take it out to the back yard and shoot it in the head. Tragic, but necessary.

Writing MPREG- FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHY? You DO know that the characters you're writing are MALE, right? Men don't have the equipment for making babies, kids; I don't care how many times you watched Junior. You're just writing it because you think that your adorable couple needs a baby to cement their relationship, and babies just have to come from the innards of one of them, or it just doesn't count. Why? WHY? "But they're in love and they need to have a BAY-BEEEE!" you cry in protest. What the fuck. Ever heard of adoption?

So there you have it. The things that royally piss me off in Fandom. If you happen to disagree, flames are welcome. Lets see how well you can debate. Besides I'm always up for a good laugh.