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since: 03-09-02, id: 182201, Profile Updated: 10-25-09
country: United States
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Author has written 38 stories for Digimon, Harry Potter, So Weird, Lizzie McGuire, Kingdom Hearts, South Park, Misc. Tv Shows, and Instant Star.

Pairings I Currently Support Enough To Read/Write About

Stan/Kyle, Kyle/Kenny, Craig/Clyde- South Park, Yamato/Taichi- Digimon,Merlin/Arthur- Merlin, Nick Lucas/Joe Lucas- JONAS, Ron/Draco, Oliver/Marcus- Harry Potter, House/Wilson- House M.D., Jude/Spiederman- Instant Star, Kevin Jonas/Zac Efron- IRL, I really hate myself for this one, because I can't even justify it with a TV show..., Alex/Justin- Wizards Of Waverly Place, Mitchell/Annie- Being Human

Pairings I've Supported In The Past Enough To Read/Write About (and still do on occasion)

Harry/Ron, Sirius/James- Harry Potter, Riku/Sora, Cloud/Leon- Kingdom Hearts, Doctor/Rose- Doctor Who, Annie/Jack- So Weird, Lizzie/Gordo- Lizzie McGuire, Starbuck/Apollo- BSG, Sookie/Eric- Trueblood

Updates- meaning I actually have parts of these written, and will update, no matter how long it takes. Stories that will be update within the next two weeks will have the word 'update' in bold, since apparently ffn doesn't want me to underline or star things- these are the stories with planned updates, but sometimes I get bored and will write a chapter of a story randomly without noting it, so look out for guerilla updates:

Suicide Doors: Chapter Seven: Joe sets Nick up with Penny, hoping he might be able to gain some semblance of a life while Nicky J (excuse me, L) is off to play. What he gets instead is the horrible, eating sensation that he's made a huge mistake. Meanwhile, Kevin's graduated and has no life, so chasing Macy Misa seems like a Good Idea. Joe/Nick, Nick/Penny, Kevin/Macy. JONAS.

Swagger Like Us: Chapter Eleven: (9/19/09- I had no idea I wasn't posting about updates for this here, sorry!) Phase One- Observe Stan and Wendy as a couple. Phase Two- Break them the hell up before they self destruct. Sounds like a good plan, right? WRONG.

The Days Slip Away:Chapter Four: Craig Tucker has two best friends, and a good life. Then he befriends one of those assholes he knew in grade school, Kyle Broflovski. Kyle's got feelings for his best friend Stan, but he's too scared to tell him. So he gets involved with his manslut of a friend, Kenny. Unbeknownst to Kyle, Stan actually loves him back. Craig watches it all with the careful eye of a film maker, and upon observation he realizes that Kyle's situation hits a little too close to home. Craig is forced to reevaluate his own feelings towards his best friends along the way, and choose which one he wants to spend his life with. CraigxClyde, CraigxToken. UPDATE

Every Small Town Has Secrets: Chapter Nine: Randy Marsh ends up tearing up a bar in downtown South Park. Why? Seems his son is heartbroken because he found his best friends K-I-S-S-I-N-G. It reallys brings back memories for Gerald Broflovski, who got around quite a bit back in the day. Every small town has secrets. South Park is no exception.

Starstruck: Chapter Three: How did the Mole and Gregory meet? How did they fall in love? And why is their relationship so effed up?

The Beauty and The Tragedy: Chapter Two: What's a boy to do when the love of his life is sleeping on his couch? (This isn't discontinued, guys. I'm just trying to get Nothing But The Rain, Breathe Me, and Brace Yourself finished so I can give you something that's decent quality instead of trying to half-ass it.)

Nothing But the Rain: Chapter Fifteen: Stan's POV. What happens when your whole world implodes? Morbidly depressing. UPDATE

Never Die: Chapter Six: Stan Marsh moved away from South Park when he was barely eleven. Now, during his senior year, his parents decide to move back so that his mother can take a new job. Stan finds himself in Park County High, where Kyle and Kenny are best friends, and almost lovers. He and Kyle instantly click, creating a rift between the redhead and his best friend. Stan doesn't know how he feels about anything, but even his parents tell him that they always thought he and Kyle were meant to be. Jealous, Kenny seduces Stan in the hopes that he'll never look twice at Kyle...The most effed up love triangle ever. Angst abounds. (Same note here as applies to The Beauty And The Tragedy! Meaning there will be updates; they just might take some time.)

Breathe Me: Chapter Thirteen: School dances suck. School dances where you attack your best friend like a zombie in need of brains suck even harder. Especially when you replace the word 'brains' with 'lipsandteethandsaliva'.

Brace Yourself: Chapter Twenty Four: Realizing your super best friend is kind of a cocktease isn't exactly the world's most reassuring revelation. How to avoid super best friend kissing another man is even worse. Then there's the rabid prom queen nominees. Is life ever going to improve for Stan Marsh? One can hope, but probably not. UPDATE

Poison Fairytales: Chapter Eleven. Will be updated one of these days. Why is Conrad evil? Does Agate have a thing for him? Can Harper convince him to come back? Prue/Casey smex.

Jinxed: A short story about Merlin's past, for the fish. (Merlin Pembroke, not Merlin of ye olde Camelot.) A side story of PF, obviously.

Jinx Proof Cursive: Chapter Five. Karsh tries to get Shailly to realize he likes her. Maeve tries to land a twin. Arcadia seduces a boy. Jesse acts like a prick. Will update this eventually.

Finished

Giddy Brew-- 30 Chapters, Original Characters (Prue/Casey)

You Can Never Go Back--27 Chapters, Kyle/Stan

The Heart of The Game--4 Chapters, Oliver/Marcus

Providence Is Another Word For--Oneshot, Original Characters (Serendipity/Polaris)

Stars Beneath Your Feet--Oneshot, Original Charaters (Harper/Conrad)

Wicked--5 Chapters, Original Characters (Casey/Bobby- Need, Cerulean/Orpheus- Lyricist, Serendipity/Polaris- Grass, Joshua/Dirk- Control, Noah/Random/Frank- Hush)

A New Heart For Christmas--Oneshot, Original Characters (Elanore/Joshua)

This Is The Way The World Ends--Oneshot, Ron/Hermione, Ron/Harry

I Hate Every Beautiful Day--Oneshot, Original Characters (Serendipity/Polaris)

So What Are You Going To Do Now?--Oneshot, Oliver/Marcus

Living In The Sky With Diamonds--Oneshot, Jude/Spiederman

Everything Else is on permanent hiatus until I A) get bored and decide that updating an ancient fanfic is more interesting than updating an original fic OR B) get bugged by enough reviewers that I decide a new chapter is in order. Or you know, C) if it's complete, in which case you shouldn't expect updates anyhow.

~J

PS- anyone interested in the Revamped, non fanfiction version of Giddy Brew, the final story in the GB series (yes, even after Poison Fairytales) Ashes, Ashes, or the story that takes place between GB and PF (Hexed Vexed Blessed) or any of my other original fiction, please head over HERE.

PPS-I've collected a lot of pen names over the past nine or so years here at ffn. Most of these profiles I've lost the password to; they're accounts I opened long ago with emails that no longer exist. Obviously I can't update anything on the actual profiles, but if I get enough persuasion, I might update one of the stories under this name. Actually, that's probably a lie because I kind of think they all suck, but it's up to y'all. Like I said...the below authors are all me. If you want to review them, you can reach me through this name, The Brat Prince. It's pretty much all I write under anymore. Too many handles=confusion.

Iced Morgan Le Fey Shadow Wolf 1 Taito-chan Yumegari Calm Before The Storm

Fanart for Poison Fairytales

Avarick Oekaki Harper's Witchwear Call Her Precious Satyr Twins Umbrellas and Galoshes Kick Ass Precious

Fanart for Giddy Brew

Dirk's Snake Elanore's Tie Serendipity's Sweater Prue's Necklace Serendipity Character Sheet Elanore's Tie Part Two Noodlez (GB, PF, and JPC fanart) Chains Justice Polaris

Digital Love--One of my favorites. Quidditch Witches--One of my other favorites. Dark Symphony Street Clothes--One of my other other favorites. Halloween Ahoy Prue and Sere Oekaki

Toonish Black and White Spoilers Serendipity and Prue Serendipity and Prue Again CeruleanxOrpheus I Am The Devil Whitney and Apollo Ravenclaw Girls Faded Magic

Sere N Prue Fanart '04 Serendipity Serendipity N Prue

My DevArt

Taito

EDIT 5/26/09- My profile page says I'm from Canada. I'm not from Canada. I've been to Canada; Toronto, Vancouver, and Montreal. But I do not live there...I'm very confused is what I am.

EDIT 7/7/09- It still says I'm from Canada. Color me confuzzled.

EDIT 8/18/09- I could just disable location, but I'm interested to find out how long I'll be from the Great White North, or whatever it is we call Canada these days. Can I be from Toronto? Montreal is closer, but my French is abysmal.

EDIT 8/29/09- I'M FROM THE UNITED STATES!! -gaspshockawe- Good job, ffn. It only took three months!

EDIT 10/18/09- My fictionpress account finally says I'm from the US too! Woot. The saga is concluded.

You Asked, and You Got Your Wish: FAQ- Everything You Never Wanted To Know About Why I Write What I Do! Also includes a link to the top twenty favorite fics o' mine. That other people wrote, I mean. You should check that list out and go support the most awesome authors EVER.

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1. Suicide Doors » reviews
Joe Lucas wanted a car with suicide doors. He wanted to live the rock star life. Nick just kept getting in the way. Something had to be done. Getting his baby brother a girlfriend was the key to freedom, or so Joe thought. Slash. Joe/Nick Incest. JONAS
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,832 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 11-7-09 - Published: 9-11-09
2. Every Small Town Has Secrets » reviews
Every small town has secrets, and South Park is no exception. High school aged!Gerald/Stuart, undertones of Gerald/Randy.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,685 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 10-25-09 - Published: 4-16-09 - Gerald B. & Stuart M.
3. Swagger Like Us » reviews
My name is Kyle Broflovski, and I have vices. Everyone does. They tell me all I care about is getting drunk and getting laid. I think I can live forever. I'm twenty three and invincible. But sometimes I wonder; is it really enough? Slash, Style.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,408 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 10-24-09 - Published: 6-11-09 - Kyle B. & Stan M.
4. Brace Yourself » reviews
Just to prove my point, I put my fingertip right under the fold of his second chin, smirk and say, “Yeah. That’s right. My name is Raven.” Style, Kyle/Kenny.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 69,277 - Reviews: 213 - Updated: 10-24-09 - Published: 3-2-09 - Stan M. & Kyle B.
5. Nothing But The Rain » reviews
Sometimes you lose your soul and you keep on walking. Slash. Kyle/Kenny, Stan/Kyle, Craig/Clyde, Kenny/Christophe and more.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,931 - Reviews: 80 - Updated: 10-21-09 - Published: 4-15-09 - Kyle B. & Kenny M.
6. Living In The Sky With Diamonds reviews
He’s a figure on a makeshift stage barely large enough to stand on. His voice is raw, unpackaged, and just the way Jude likes it. It’s a shock seeing Spiederman in the middle of London. Jude/Speed
Instant Star - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,382 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-9-09 - Jude H. & Vincent S. - Complete
7. These Days Just Slip Away » reviews
When you want something, you have to take it. You have to grab it by the balls, and throw down. SLASH. Craig/Clyde, Craig/Token, Style, and K squared.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,244 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 10-6-09 - Published: 7-25-09 - Craig T. & Kyle B.
8. Breathe Me » reviews
I figured out girls weren’t really worth it after the first few times I brought one home. None of them understood why I wasn’t upset over the fact that my mom and dad constantly fought. You know what they got out of fighting? Hot, hot makeup sex. K/K/S
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,689 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 9-19-09 - Published: 1-12-09 - Kenny M. & Kyle B.
9. Never Die » reviews
Stan Marsh moved away from South Park when he was barely eleven. Now he finds himself at Park County High, where Kyle and Kenny are best friends, and almost lovers. He and Kyle instantly click, creating a rift between the two friends. Slash and angst.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,643 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 7-30-09 - Published: 4-15-09 - Stan M. & Kyle B.
10. Starstruck » reviews
Being loved by this man, by this creature…it’s not gentle, not kind. It’s being cherished by something as fierce and primal as a lion. Maybe loving him does a little to tame the beast within, but it's more like being caged myself, so why bother? Slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,996 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 7-28-09 - Published: 6-29-09 - Gregory & Christophe
11. You Can Never Go Back » reviews
Everyone told me I had potential. Everyone thought I’d be a star. No one thought I’d lose my full ride to one of the most prestigious universities in the Northeast Corridor because I partied too hard and just couldn’t finish my degree...Slash, Style.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 109,783 - Reviews: 190 - Updated: 7-16-09 - Published: 11-11-08 - Kyle B. & Stan M. - Complete
12. The Beauty And The Tragedy reviews
“Kenny,” he says, and he says it in a way that nobody else says my name. Like I’m a person, not a Sex God, not a Poor Boy, not a Waste of Life. Slash, K Squared.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-29-09 - Kenny M. & Kyle B.
13. Once Upon a Nightmare reviews
Bellatrix Black wasn't always bad. In fact, she used to be a close friend to Hogwart's most michievous pranksters. So how did she turn into the notorious death eater devotee of Voldemort? This is her tale.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-14-08 - Bellatrix L.
14. Under the Influence reviews
AU slash, Sora is finally a college freshman. His anti-social roommate Riku seems to have made it a part of his life's work to make sure Sora's time at college is a living hell. And then things start to change...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-14-08 - Sora & Riku
15. At Least We Have Our Health » reviews
Taichi's been doing something that none of his friends know about. He wants to tell his secret to Yamato, but how will he take it? Taito, Yaoi.
Digimon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,663 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 4-6-08 - Published: 3-1-06 - Taichi Y./Tai K. & Yamato I./Matt
16. Poison Fairytales » reviews
Sequel to Giddy Brew. Ten years after the old crowd leave Hogwarts, Casey finds himself with a teaching job at the Willowcrest Academy of Defensive and Offensive Magic. AKA, Auror School. Chapter 9 is finally, finally, finally up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,500 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 4-6-08 - Published: 11-6-06
17. Jinx Proof Cursive » reviews
A prequel to Giddy Brew. Shailly Hargrove is adopted into a prestigious pureblood family. Now in her seventh year, she falls in love. With the son of the family that adopted her; her brother. An origin story for Casey's parents.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,092 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-5-08 - Published: 2-15-07
18. The Heart of the Game » reviews
Marcus x Oliver. Marcus makes a bet with Oliver. However when it looks like Wood is going to win, can he follow through? Chapter 4, the finale, is finally here. Will Marcus give up his heart?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,708 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 3-24-08 - Published: 8-1-02 - Oliver W. & Marcus F. - Complete
19. Providence is Another Word For reviews
A Giddy Brew side story. If you haven't read Giddy Brew, you WILL be confused. Ahem, so basically follows Serendipity's life in the time between Giddy Brew and Poison Fairytales.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,939 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-1-07 - Complete
20. Stars Beneath Your Feet
Side story to Poison Fairytales. You will be confused if you haven't read Poison Fairytales. Anyway...love is about mistakes, and about forgiving mistakes. In honor of Valentine's Day, a story about making up when you thought there wasn't even a chance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,337 - Published: 2-15-07 - Complete
21. Giddy Brew » reviews
A new crowd roams the halls of Hogwarts, thirteen years after Harry Potter surrendered to the dark. The story of a group of best friends who stumble upon a secret never meant to be discovered. Romance, angst, and general insanity abounds. Now COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 120,978 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 11-6-06 - Published: 3-7-03 - Complete
22. Wicked » reviews
Part of Giddy Brew short drabbles after the series. Reflections about the death of their three best friends slash lovers. Some are rather slashy, just to warn you. They are also full of implied sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-18-06 - Published: 6-13-04 - Complete
23. Stockholm Syndrome » reviews
Four couples make the break and have to cope with their failed relationships, newfound feelings, and the crazy hijinks of supportive friends. Postprologues they spiral into a wacky comedy drama that forces them to realize life isn't quite so bad. Ch 2 up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-2-06 - Published: 5-9-05
24. Popular » reviews
Lizzie's back from Rome and about to embark on her next four years. But with new found popularity due to the IMVAs and a possible future as a pop idol, where does that leave the important people in her life; Miranda, Gordo...Gordo...Did we mention Gordo?
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,134 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 6-14-04 - Published: 3-9-04
25. A New Heart For Christmas reviews
Giddy Brew story for Kaiyan, JoshuaElanore. Yes...I realize its now June...but this is festive. Sort of.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-14-04 - Complete
26. This Is The Way The World Ends reviews
Short drabble about Ron as he reflects on Harry's heroism and Hermione's...whatever you want to call it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-5-04 - Ron W. - Complete
27. Harry Potter and the Secret of Erised » reviews
Harry's about to start his sixth year at Hogwarts, but the events of the past still haunt him. Chapter 3: Short, but sweet. Draco teaches Harry the things he needs to know, only occasionally wondering why he's an insufferable git.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,138 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-20-04 - Published: 11-19-03 - Harry P.
28. I Hate Every Beautiful Day reviews
Side story to Giddy Brew, around Chapter 15 or 16. PolarisSerendipity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,554 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-20-04 - Complete
29. Get Over It reviews
Oliver Wood is one of the ministry's top aurors in the six years' war. (it takes place six years after bk 4) He is told he has to rescue Percy Weasley from Azkaban. OW/MF, RW/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-19-02
30. Flying High Inside Your Arms reviews
Marcus Flint is in his first year of Hogwarts. Charlie Weasley is his first crush ever- and the reason he gets involved with Quidditch.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-19-02
31. Denial Within Reason reviews
Molly is supposed to perform in Boston, but due to a mysterious fire, the gang ends up taking a detour to Salem. When Annie and Jack are taken back in time to Old Salem, can Jack save Annie from becoming one of the town's so called supernatural victims? O
So Weird - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-12-02
32. Detention Isn't for the Fainthearted reviews
Slashy Ron x Draco. The boys are hanging out in detention, basically hating each other, when a few secrets are revealed that make Ron a little uncomfortable. It's cute humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 10-4-02 - Ron W. & Draco M.
33. Conquering the Unconquerable reviews
Keeping a hunter in captivity kills the spark in it's eyes. Can Oliver do that to Marcus?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-21-02
34. Into the Wild: Hogwarts Style reviews
The official Hogawarts camping trip. Ah the mayhem, the slashy possiblities. Ah, the sucky title. I make em up as I go along...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-17-02
35. Only Seventeen reviews
Slashy Arthur x James. Again. I'm taking a bit of creative liscence on grades and the like, but hey, that's why we write, ne?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-17-02
36. So What Are You Going To Do Now? reviews
A lil' dark ficlet about an incident where Oliver's career is ended because of Marcus. Implied, light, light slash if you're like me and find it in everything. Otherwise, just a darky fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-17-02 - Complete
37. Heaven Hear My Prayers reviews
Okay, in fanfic world, most people write Lucius and Arthur into the same grade. They also write James and Lucius into the same grade. So, I'm following the laws of fanfic world and writing James and Arthur into the same grade. Viola, James x Arthur.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-17-02
38. Firefly » reviews
Yamasuke. Taito. Kinda. TK on drugs. Meeeean Sora. Matt's a bit depressed, Daisuke's a little sparkly. Angst I guess.
Digimon - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,637 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 4-26-02 - Published: 3-12-02 - Yamato I./Matt
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