| Fake Bliss |
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto. Dark.different. mysterious. misunderstood. anime addict. smart. artist. Bored. HARDCORE. O.M. G. I. Feel. Special. Hello. Konnichiwa. Kumusta. Salut. Buenos Dias. Ahnyong Hasayo. Lay ho. Iiti. Geia sou. Sabaai-dii. Ave. Niltze. Chao ban. ~ Hello Person of the World. How are you today? ~ Age: Hahaha! Foolish mortals...do they honestly believe that we care about a measly number? Color: Red Saying: A happy person is supposed to smile, but just because you smile, doesn't mean that you're happy. (I hereby copyright this.) For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. ╔╗╔╦══╦═╦╦══╦══╦══╗╔╗ Sometimes I Wonder, "Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?" and then it hits me! When people stand by the bus stop and ask you , "Has the bus come yet?" No. The bus came. I was standing here for three hours waiting for the bus, and it came. If it came, would I still be standing here? "The trouble with real life is that there's no background music." If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile. Stop the Pairing Wars! By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them. You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else. You shalt have your opinions but shalt not insult pairings.You shalt avoid them if you hate them. You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing. You shalt paste this in your profile. "People say violence isn't the answer. Well, they're right. Violence is the question. The answer is 'HELL YES'." "Ladies and gentlemen, as I stand here before you, sitting behind you, I am here to tell you something I know nothing about. Next Wednsday, being last Friday, there'll be a lady's convention for men only. Admission is free, you pay at the door, pull up a chair, and sit on the floor." "Why are you worrying about You-Know-Who? You should be worrying about U-No-Poo! The constipation sensation that's gripping the nation!" YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...) You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (ie 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?') When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (ie 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?') After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!) You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions) OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing. Good bye. Sayonara. Sige. Au revoir. Adios. Cha-gal. Hai gum seen. Senebti. Xaire. I SOLEMLY SWEAR THAT I AM UP TO NO GOOD. | |||||||||
1. Take That Back! » reviewsTenji. Tenten couldn’t believe it. He was underestimating her because she was a kunoichi! Her nostrils flared; how dare he! Not all kunoichi are as he said. The chauvinist little—Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,536 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 11-25-09 - Published: 9-27-09 - Tenten & Neji H. - Complete2. Fishing reviewsTenji. The concept's simple really. It's only a matter of how you use it.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-12-09 - Neji H. & Tenten - Complete