icon: the amazing pair that is TIVA!! courtesy of alyssainmymind over at livejournal.

Hello everyone! I've decided to go out on a limb and start up something new! Since my old account was getting crowded, I decided I would make a new one to put all of my newer, non-anime stories on. And here I am. New pen name, new account, new inspiration for fics. Yes, it's amazing! Lol.

Anyway, let's get onto the more interesting stuff!

.:About Me:.

Dance Alice Dance is my pen name. I just came up with it since Alice is from Twilight and she is just wonderful! Lol. The dancing part? Well, SM describes Alice's movements as dancing, so...that's where that came from. I'm just your typical girl. Brown hair, brown eyes. I'm tall, not too girly. A tomboy. But I have a weakness for cute guys. What girl doesn't! I love sports such as basketball, volleyball, soccer, tennis, and football. I also love animals and everything. I have a very sarcastic and joking nature which is...yeah. I get along with pretty much everyone unless they act like a B! And by B, I do not mean Blair Waldorf, lol. I love my friends and my family and they are all just great people who I can't go without. I love watching movies, especially horror and comedies, but I do like the occassional romance. I love music, and I do attempt to sing, but when no one is listening. My favorite colors are red, orange, green, and purple. Lol. Uh...let's see. I'm born on October 4th, making me a lovely Libra. I love randomness and joking around with people because that's what keeps everything lively! I just hate when it gets quiet and awkward, that's why in my group I usually break the silences. I'm an optimist, and proud of it, simply because life is too short to be depressed and sad! Be happy!

I'm also a huuuuuge basketball fan. Played it in high school, still play it for fun, even though I'm going to college now (holy crap!), and I doubt I'll get a spot on the team, lol. Because, not trying to brag, but I was pretty good in my school, but yeah. College is different. Anyway! I have been a HUGE fan of the Los Angeles Lakers ever since the days of Shaq/Kobe. I love em! Fo sho, fo sho! Goooo Lakers! I celebrated like a fool when they won the championship. They deserved it so much and I was so proud of them that they worked so hard and proved all the haters wrong! NBA is like crack for me - but in a good way. I'm like going through withdrawals right now haha. My parents laugh at me because of it. So far, I have a Laker hat that I proudly wore while watching the championship game (I've had it forever!). I would love a jersey - particularly one of the Kobe/Pau/Lamar variety. Hell, I'd love all three! But they're way expensive. Haha. Oh, well, maybe one day!

Let's see...about my writing. I love to write different pairings. Yes, canon is good, and I read canon sometimes when I find a great story that has a good plot and writing style and all of that. Shoot, even I have written a few "canon" stories (BB for Bones and JA and EB for Twilight) but I really just like pushing the envelope and writing different pairings that very few authors will write or attempt and such. You'll see more of the specific pairings I love below. Haha.

I have a thick Southern accent. Isn't it wonderful, y'all? Haha. I also get crushes on the strangest people...Seth Rogen for example. Like, he's my Zac Efron. While everyone's going crazy over Zac Efron, I'm having issues because Seth Rogen is just so cute to me. His laugh is wonderful. I'm also a sucker for accents - Spanish, Australian, British, Italian... Accents are awesome! And hot!

I used to not like reading so much. Just things here and there, but then I picked up Stephenie Meyer's "Twilight" because my friend raved and ranted so much about it and fell in love. Say what you want about the series, but the characters are really endearing. Especially Jacob. Yes, you've got a Team Jacob member right here! I love Edward, too, but Jacob edges him out by just a tad. Anyway, SMeyer's vampire saga, as well as "The Host" by her are really what got me into reading.

I love comedies, particularly of the raunchy variety, as you can see in my "favorites" section below. You can't go wrong with a Judd Apatow or a Kevin Smith movie.

I love volleyball! I used to play in high school. (I sound so old saying that!) I also love watching football. And I have just recently gotten into watching baseball. LSU is an awesome college team to watch.

I am also a horror movie buff. I love everything ranging from stuff by George Romero to Eli Roth to Takashi Miike to John Carpenter to Rob Zombie.

Not really scared of a lot of things, but spiders will make me cower under my bed like a fool.

I really like watching ghost shows. Ghost Adventures and such.

If you haven't realized, I am very random and a huge dork!

I can't really think of anything else! So I hope you uh...yeah entertain yourself with the rest of my profile! (I dunno why but I have fun writing profiles lol)

.:Favorite Stuffs:.

TV: American Idol, The Soup, Bones, NBA, Royal Pains, NCIS, Glee, Secret Life of the American Teenager, Gossip Girl, all the ...of Love shows on VH1, Top Chef, Friends, Ghost Adventures, Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern, Man v. Food, Bite Me with Dr. Mike, House, CSI, Survivor, Fresh Prince of Bel Air, all those other "ghost" shows, Project Runway, Movie Mob

Movies: Clerks, Clerks II, Superbad, Tropic Thunder, Iron Man, The Dark Knight, Harold and Kumar movies, Hostel, Hatchet, Spiral, Zack and Miri Make a Porno, Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Slumdog Millionaire, Halloween, Borat, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Knocked Up, Shaun of the Dead, Forrest Gump, The Evil Dead, Sling Blade, Mallrats, Teeth, Dance of the Dead, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Disturbia, The Strangers, Cabin Fever, Blades of Glory, Anchorman, Good Luck Chuck, Transformers, Dawn of the Dead, Dogma, Talladega Nights, Semi Pro, Step Brothers, Slither, The Happening, 300, the Saw movies, Twilight, Donnie Darko, The Jerk, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Break Up, Zoolander, Napoleon Dynamite, Snakes on a Plane, The Notebook, Wolf Creek, Friday the 13th, Nightmare on Elm Street, Wrestlemaniac, Spiderman movies, The Waterboy, Happy Gilmore, Titanic, Hancock, The Hottie and the Nottie, Role Models, Phantasm, Hairspray, Elf, Office Space, The Devil Wears Prada, The Exorcist, The Gravedancers, Good Burger, Ernest Scared Stupid, Camp Rock, Ray, Under the Tuscan Sun...

Music: David Cook, Foo Fighters, My Chemical Romance, Green Day, Paramore, Pantera, The Used, HIM, Avenged Sevenfold, Red Hot Chili Peppers, TI, Shinedown, Lil Wayne, Kings of Leon, All American Rejects, 3OH!3, Seether, Ludo, Cobra Starship, Panic at the Disco, 30 Seconds to Mars, Rihanna, Collective Soul, The Talking Heads, Pink, Kelly Clarkson, Carrie Underwood, Linkin Park, Nickelback, Reggie and the Full Effect, Stone Sour, Weezer, Against Me!, Buckcherry, Beyonce, Sixx AM, Papa Roach, Breaking Benjamin, Apocalyptica, The Academy Is..., Alice In Chains, DAUGHTRY, Fergie, Guns N Roses, Korn, Staind, Three Days Grace, Boys Like Girls, Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, Taking Back Sunday, Flo Rida, Keri Hilson, Kanye West, Justin Timberlake, Evanescence, Anberlin, Puddle of Mudd, Fall Out Boy

Books:
- Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn, The Host - Stephenie Meyer
- Nights in Rodanthe, Dear John, The Choice - Nicholas Sparks
- Cell, The Shining - Stephen King
- Vampire Academy, Frostbite - Richelle Mead
- Gossip Girl series - Cecily von Ziegesar
- All American Girl, Ready or Not, Avalon High - Meg Cabot
- Dracula - Bram Stoker
- Animorphs series - K.A. Applegate
- Small Town Girl, The Endearment - LaVyrle Spencer
- On The Street Where You Live, You Belong To Me, No Place Like Home, Nighttime Is My Time - Mary Higgins Clark
- And Then There Were None - Agatha Christie
- L.A. Candy - Lauren Conrad

Actors: David Boreanaz, Heath Ledger, Robert Downey Jr., Seth Rogen, Matthew Perry, Kal Penn, Jeff Anderson, Orlando Bloom, Jared Padalecki, Shia Lebeouf, Jake Gyllenhaal, Jonah Hill, Paul Rudd, Hugh Laurie, Johnny Depp, Brad Pitt, Tom Hanks, Dev Patel, Will Smith, TJ Thyne, Joel David Moore, Ben Stiller, Jon Heder, Samuel L. Jackson, Will Ferrell, Jason Segel, Ryan Gosling, Morgan Freeman, David Schwimmer, Matt LeBlanc, Jamie Foxx, Matt Damon, Denzel Washington, Simon Pegg, Kellan Lutz, Penn Badgely, Steve Carell, Christian Bale, Bruce Campbell

Actresses: Jennifer Aniston, Leighton Meester, Emily Deschanel, Elizabeth Banks, Tina Fey, Anne Hathaway, Rachel McAdams, Marg Helgenberger, Amber Tamblyn, Rosario Dawson, Katherine Heigl, Lisa Kudrow, Courtney Cox Arquette

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.:Favorite Characters and Pairings:.

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Favorite Male Characters

- Jacob Black (Twilight) - Oh, come on. It’s so hard to hate the guy! Yeah, he tried to “take Bella from Edward” but to him he was seeing the girl he loved basically kill herself. He didn’t want to see her die. Would you want to see the person you love die? Uh, no. Unless you’re a sick, sick person. Lol. And, plus, he’s SUNSHINE! Be happy! Haha.
- Jasper Hale (Twilight) - A Southern gentlemen who has one of the most interesting pasts in the entire book. Blonde hair, from the South…what’s not to like? Yeah, he has a few “control” issues, but that’s exciting! :P
- Carlisle Cullen (Twilight) - Hello, Doctor! Besides the fact that he's "pretty", he has a great heart. I mean, who else would have a lifestyle that was straining on them just becuase they didn't want to kill people and become a monster? His lifestyle resulted in the formation of the Cullen clan and is really something!
- Patrick Jane (The Mentalist) - I. Love. This. Man. Simon Baker is amazing playing this guy. He has such a complex, sordid past and the fact that he lost all his loved ones is particularly tragic. He’s got an amazing sense of humor and way about him and he’s just an amazing character.
- Seeley Booth (Bones) - Who doesn’t love themselves a sexy, chiseled hunk of an FBI agent who likes to take a bath while reading comics and wearing a beer-dispensing hat? Tell me one person! And I’d tell you that you were lying lol.
- Tony DiNozzo (NCIS) - What can I say? Movie quotes, but has a sweet heart beneath all the chauvinistic behavior with women. I loves me some DiNozzo!
- Evan Lawson (Royal Pains) - Yes, only one season into the series, but I absolutely adore Evan Lawson, CFO of HankMed. He brings the spice to the show and not to mention his chemistry with Divya is one of the many things that make this show amazing!
- Jack Hodgins (Bones) - Resident bug n’ slime guy! What can I say? I have a thing for snarky conspiracy theorists.
- Dan Humphrey (Gossip Girl) - Again, what can I say? He’s artsy, cute, and an actual “normal” person in the GG world.
- Nate Archibald (Gossip Girl) - Ah, Nate. I didn’t use to like him, but he’s really grown on me. He’s hot as hell, and he’s just so adorable. He’s got a naïve air to him that I can’t describe without seeming stupid lol.
- Mark Hoffman (Saw) - I love this guy. Saw 6 completely made him my horror hero! Seriously, watch him in that movie and you’ll see. Noob Jigsaw rocks the house!
- John Kramer (Saw) - The OG of the Saw series. One of the best horror villains in years. Tobin Bell as John is such an amazing thing to behold. Maybe not for people with tastes unlike mine, but he is an amazing actor and I can’t see anyone else play that role.
- Michael Myers (Halloween) - The Shape. How can anyone not love this guy? Okay, killing and everything aside. He’s effin’ awesome!
- Noah Puckerman (Glee) - Rough around the edges, but has a good heart. I love Puck. He’s one of my favorite characters on Glee.
- Will Shuester (Glee) - Mr. Shue! This guy is really awesome. Has a great heart and is just a joy to watch.
- Spencer Reid (Criminal Minds) - My favorite character on the show. He's just so cute and loveable and I just love him! Lol. He's smart and really talented and it just makes the show that much more fun to watch.

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Favorite Female Characters

- Rosalie Hale (Twilight) - She’s such a complex character. Yes, she may be a bitch at times, but she has every right to be. And really, she was looking out for Bella’s best interest during the book, like Jacob. She didn’t want to see anyone voluntarily damned to her lifestyle.
- Leah Clearwater (Twilight) - One of the most interesting, deep characters in the series. I wish Meyer would have gone into deeper detail with her. The parts with her in the book were very interesting. She’s such a wounded soul, and she lashes out and it’s just really sad. But she’s a very likable character, in my opinion, despite her bitchy attitude. She is one of the more interesting characters in the series.
- Alice Cullen (Twilight) - She can see the future, she dances when she walks, she cheery and bright and she might like shopping a little too much, but she is one of the more interesting characters in the series with a developed personality that is really interesting.
- Temperance Brennan (Bones) - A strong, rational woman with a huge brain and frikin karate skills? Amazing. The fact that her and Booth have such chemistry it’s insane? Amazing. Bones is a wonderful show, and I really can’t imagine anyone else in her role.
- Teresa Lisbon (The Mentalist) - Tough, scrappy, strong minded, but has a soft spot for everyone’s favorite consultant. Lisbon is one of my favorite characters on tv right now because of that and much more.
- Ziva David (NCIS) - Ziva is made of awesome! Kick ass female character who messes up some common American terminology. What’s not to love? Lol. She’s tough and can also be very kind and sweet to her coworkers (cough TONY cough).
- Divya Katdare (Royal Pains) - Ah, what can I say? Divya is awesome. From her fights with Evan (due to unresolved sexual chemistry, I’m sure) to her will to be a medical practitioner despite her parents wishes, everything she has on the show is amazing!
- Blair Waldorf (Gossip Girl) - Blair is such an interesting character. Yes, she can be a bitch, but that’s what is intriguing, because underneath her icy exterior that is so obsessed with social climbing and perfection, there’s a deep character that Miss Meester plays to perfection.
- Amanda Young (Saw) - Jigsaw’s female apprentice. Kick ass and just an amazing character to watch. She’s got depth and her devotion to John is very admirable…in a sick kind of way. Lol.
- Rachel Berry (Glee) - GLEEK forever! I love Rachel’s character. She’s so interesting and her drive is very…well, interesting as well.

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Other Characters: Emmett Cullen, Seth Clearwater, Angela Montenegro, Zack Addy, Grace Van Pelt, Kimball Cho, Wayne Rigsby, Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Abby Scuito, Tim McGee, Serena van der Woodsen, Chuck Bass, Tucker and Libby

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Shippings!

- Twilight: Jasper/Bella, Jacob/Leah, Edward/Rosalie, Jacob/Bella, Edward/Leah, Jasper/Leah, Emmett/Rosalie, Carlisle/Esme, Jacob/Nessie, Sam/Leah, Edward/Bella, Jasper/Alice, Aro/Alice, Garrett/Kate, Aro/Sulpicia, Marcus/Leah

- Bones: Booth/Brennan, Hodgins/Angela, Hodgins/Cam, Zack/Cam, Sweets/Angela

- NCIS: Tony/Ziva, Gibbs/Abby, McGee/Abby

- Royal Pains: Evan/Divya, Hank/Divya, Boris/Divya, Boris/Jill, Tucker/Libby

- The Mentalist: Jane/Lisbon, Rigsby/Van Pelt

- Gossip Girl: Dan/Blair, Nate/Blair, Chuck/Blair, Nate/Serena, Dan/Serena

- Glee: Puck/Rachel, Will/Emma, Puck/Quinn

- Animorphs: Marco/Rachel, Ax/Rachel, Tobias/Rachel, Ax/Marco

- Secret Life of the American Teenager: Ben/Adrian, Ricky/Adrian, Ben/Amy, Ricky/Grace

- Criminal Minds: Reid/Prentiss, Morgan/Garcia, Hotch/Prentiss

- Vampire Academy: Adrian/Rose, Dimitri/Rose, Christian/Lissa

- CSI: Grissom/Catherine, Warrick/Catherine, Hodges/Wendy, Nick/Greg, Greg/Catherine

- Saw: Hoffman/Amanda, Hoffman/Perez, Strahm/Amanda, John/Jill, Hoffman/Jill

- Halloween: Michael/Annie

- Kevin Smith: Dante/Randal, Randal/Elias

- Iron Man: Tony/Pepper

- The Dark Knight: Joker/Rachel

- Superbad: Evan/Seth

- Zack and Miri Make a Porno: Zack/Miri

.:Misc:.

Alright, basically my profile is done and everything you have to know about me is pretty much in the above ramblings. Haha, so well, time for a little fun! This part is for my quotes and other random things! Embrace the quote-age! Lol.

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Quotes!

"I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together." - Marilyn Monroe

"Jesus is not a zombie." - Booth, (Bones: The Man in the Morgue)

Booth: You know, you're a smartass, you know that?
Brennan: Objectively, I'd say I'm very smart, although it has nothing to do with my ass.
- Bones: The Man in the Bear

Angela: Cam and Booth. Look how she touches his arm when he laughs.
Hodgins: You touch my arm when I laugh.
Angela: No, no. You touch me. It's a big difference.
- Bones: The Titan on the Tracks

Hodgins: I found the murder weapon!
Angela: Oh, you are good.
Hodgins: You have no idea.
Zack: Are you having a moment?
- Bones: The Boy in the Shroud

"What is she, a midget stripper?" - Hodgins, (Bones: The Girl with the Curl)

"I'm Dr. Addy. Are you one of those priests who smack school children with rulers?" - Zack, (Bones: The Priest in the Churchyard)

"I am not a party trick!" - Hodgins, (Bones: The Glowing Bones in the Old Stone House)

Zack: I will be the back end of a cow.
Hodgins: So, no costume.
Zack: Naomi from Paleontology has agreed to be my front.
Hodgins: So many jokes, so little time.
- Bones: The Mummy in the Maze

"Smurfette is a stupid, shallow smurf who had only her looks. Look...you're better than Smurfette. You have your looks, and a whole lot more." - Booth to Bones, (Bones: The Boy in the Time Capsule)

Booth: You know you can play the field...and not plough it.
Brennan: That was distasteful.
- Bones: The Man in the Mud

Brennan: Kelly Clarkson?
Booth: American Idol, "Because of You"?
Brennan: Because of me?
- Bones: The Wannabe in the Weeds

"Elephants are not purple, this is wrong." - Brennan, (Bones: The Baby in the Bough)

"Just because I have breasts doesn't give me magical powers over infants!" - Brennan, (Bones: The Baby in the Bough)

"I think it's interesting psychologically how Agent Booth's constant efforts to persuade you to enjoy fruit pie could be interpreted as a type of seduction." - Sweets (Bones: The Pain in the Heart)

"Ahh, getting out of this thing is like being born!" - Booth, (Bones: Yanks in the U.K.)

"I hate England! I hate London! I'm glad we had a revolution! (hits car with his hands) AH!" - Booth, (Bones: Yanks in the U.K.)

"A hot lifeguard is like kleenex! Use once and throw away. You couldn't ask for a better rebound!" - Blair, (Gossip Girl: Summer, Kind of Wonderful)

"Duchess? I'm so sorry, for what I said about the botox. Your work is flawless." - Blair, (Gossip Girl: Never Been Marcused)

"You haven't heard? I'm the crazy bitch around here!" - Blair to Georgina, (Gossip Girl: Much 'I Do' About Nothing)

Ziva: I'm driving.
Tony: I'm dead.
- NCIS: Lost and Found

"You know, I can't figure out if you're DeVito in 'Taxi' or De Niro in 'Taxi Driver'." - Tony, (NCIS: Designated Target)

Abby: You guys okay?
McGee: Oh, yeah, we're peachy. I am dealing with my boat phobia, Tony is dealing with his rat phobia, and Ziva is dealing with her ghost phobia.
Abby: So, what's Gibbs dealing with?
McGee: Them.
- NCIS: Chimera

Gibbs: Marital problems?
Ziva: Well, according to someone called Scuttle Butt, he caught his wife cheating on him.
Gibbs: Scuttlebutt's not a person, Ziva. Scuttlebutt is what Marines call gossip.
Ziva: And then you wonder why I have a problem with you language.
- NCIS: Witch Hunt

Gibbs: Do you know what a "clog" is?
Ziva: I thought it was called a "blog," but then again my English is often wrong.
- NCIS: Twisted Sister

Ziva: This is killing me. I feel like I know him.
Tony: Mossad?
Ziva: Maybe.
Tony: Internet dating?
Ziva: I will kill you eighteen different ways with this paperclip!
- NCIS: Dead Man Walking

Tony: Nice girl, wasn't my type though.
Ziva: Really? She was breathing.
Tony: Oh, I have standards, Ziva, otherwise I'd be dating you.
- NCIS: Murder 2.0

Gene: You put this in your coffee.
Joey: A spoon! Your hands! Your face!
Gene: It's white.
Joey: Paper! Snow! A ghost!
Gene: It's heavier than milk.
Joey: A rock! A dog! The earth!
Gene: Pass!
- Friends: TOW the Stripper Cries

Monica: I can't believe this is taking so long. How're you doing?
Rachel: Not bad. You know that feeling where you try to blow a St. Bernard out your ass?
Ross: And soon someone will call her "Mom."
- Friends: TOW Rachel Has the Baby, pt 2

Monica: Ross, why are you all hot and sweaty?
Ross: I just Bamboozled Chandler!
(Monica looks confused)
Ross: Which isn't a sexual thing.
- Friends: TOW the Baby Shower

"If I had to, I'd pee on any one of you!" - Joey, (Friends: TOW the Jellyfish)

Chandler: Here is the phone bill.
Joey: Oh my God!!
Chandler: That's our phone number.
- Friends: TO on the Last Night

Joey: You're gonna cook something?
Rachel: Hey, I cook!
Chandler: Offering people gum is not cooking.
- Friends: TOW Ross Got High

Chandler: Batman is so much cooler than James Bond.
Monica: What? 007 has all those gadgets.
Chandler: Batman has a utility belt.
Monica: 007 has a fancy car.
Chandler: Batman has the Batmobile!
Monica: 007 gets all the ladies.
Chandler: Batman has Robin.
- Friends: TOW Rachel's Big Kiss

Joey: In my spare time, I, uh, read to the blind. And I'm also a mento for kids.
Interviewer: A "mento"?
Joey: You know, a mento. A role model.
Interviewer: A men-to.
Joey: Right.
Interviewer: Like the candy?
Joey: As a matter of fact, I do.
- Friends: TOW Joey's Interview

Rachel: Do you guys have to go to the new house right away, or do you have some time?
Monica: We've got time.
Rachel: Okay. Should we get some coffee?
Chandler: Sure... Where?
- Friends: The Last One

"Salsa Shark. We're gonna need a bigger boat! Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa, shark's in the salsa, our shark." - Randal, Clerks

"Oh, and Caitlin. Break his heart again, and I'll kill ya. Nothing personal." - Randal to Caitlin about Dante, Clerks

Dante: You hate people!
Randal: But I love gatherings. Isn't it ironic?
- Clerks

Dante: My mother told me once, when I was three years old, my potty lid was closed. And instead of me lifting it, I sh-- my pants.
Randal: Lovely story.
- Clerks

Elias: I turn down chicks left and right.
Randal: Your chicks are your left and right.
- Clerks II

"Shut the f-- up, GoBot!" - Randal, Clerks II

Dante: OW!
Randal: You swung at me!
Dante: You ducked!
Randal: Because you swung at me!
- Clerks II

Sexy Stud: We like to call in interspecies erotica.
Randal: Intriguing.
- Clerks II

"You are exactly my brand of heroin." - Edward, Twilight

Bella: Did you know, you're sort of beautiful?
Jacob: You hit your head pretty hard, didn't you?
- New Moon

"Love is irrational, I reminded myself. The more you loved someone, the less sense anything made." - Bella narrating, New Moon

"I think she's having hysterics. Maybe you should slap her." - Alice to Edward, New Moon

"Before you, Bella, my life was a moonless night. Very dark, but there were stars - points of light and reason. ...And then you shot across my sky like a meteor. Suddenly, everything was on fire; there was brilliancy, there was beauty. When you were gone, when the meteor had fallen over the horizon, everything went black. Nothing had changed, but my eyes were blinded by the light. I couldn't see the stars anymore. And there was no more reason for anything." - Edward, New Moon

"I am a neutral country. I am Switzerland. I refuse to be affected by territorial desputes between mythical creatures." - Bella, Eclipse

Emmett: Fall down again, Bella?
Bella: No, Emmett. I punched a werewolf in the face.
- Eclipse

"And you ducked your head, like a good Southern gentlemen and said, 'I'm sorry, ma'am.'" - Alice to Jasper, Eclipse

"Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that on TV." - Jacob to Bella, Eclipse

"Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You're not taking him to a strip club, are you?" - Bella, Breaking Dawn

"Over my pile of ashes." - Rosalie, Breaking Dawn

"Bout time somebody scored around here." - Emmett, Breaking Dawn

"Goodbye, Jacob, my brother...my son." - Edward, Breaking Dawn

Garrett: If we live through this, I'll follow you anywhere, woman.
Kate: Now he tells me.
- Breaking Dawn

"I lifted my head and kissed him with a passion that might possibly set the forest on fire. I wouldn't have noticed." - Bella, Breaking Dawn

"Life is like a bunch of chocolates...and I will eat every f--ing chocolate in that box." Loni Love on VH1's I Love the 90's!

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

Hope you enjoyed that! It was prolly a bunch of crap you didn't read, but I really enjoy writing profiles for some odd reason. Haha. I'm weird, what can I say? But maybe you got a little entertainment out of it! haha

Oh, a little something else...

Anime fics at: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/589663

Original works soon to be posted at: http://www.fictionpress.com/u/675198

See ya!

Dance Alice Dance