Hello, I'm Jedi Master Misty Sman-Esay. My other sock is Lady_Misty on theForce.net or The Jedi Council Forums.

That's right, Misty Sman-Esay isn't my real name.

As a small boy with blond spiky hair who plays with a tiger, pretends to be Stupendous Man and Spaceman Spiff would say:"Ha! Wild Zontars Couldn't drag that information out of me! Do your worst!"

And yes I read my assignment on the Lewis and Clark expedition to the Pacific.

Uhhh, the boy with spiky blond hair, tiger and the wild imagination is none other then Calvin.

Look him up then!

I am a Star Wars fan.

Most of the books are great! Some are pretty good and the rest . . . . let's just say that some of them are pathetic.

Finally some one who agrees with me!!

And yes I do realize that I am 'talking' to myself.

Why? It's fun!

A little about myself

I was born in 1988, if you want my age do the math!

I always enjoyed Star Wars on some level even when I was too young to understand what was going on.

I have two cats a seven year old long haired white cat with dusty green eyes named Mara, if you can't guess who she's named after I'll give you a hint: Karen Traviss killed her in Sacrifice and I'm still haven't quite gotten over it yet. The other one is a seven week old black/Grey and white tabby named Ahsoka and for your information I like the name.

Here's a brief description of different Star Wars Characters

Palpatine/Darth Sidious: The Ultimate Control Freak

Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader: Insecure, highly insecure. Might have something to do with his childhood and the rearing technice of the Jedi Order.

My fics are:

I dare You! This takes place during RotJ. The scene between Luke and Vader on Endor. Finished.

Trek This story is likely to get its name changed. Ok this story takes place in the future where Star Wars people are living in the Milky Way galaxy waiting for a war to die down, the Enterprise shows up and asks them for help in retrieving a lost ship in Borg space (NOT Voyager) they agree and head off. In progress.

Once in a Lifetime. This fic is inspired by the Eureka episode by the same name. For those unfamiliar with Eureka its a small town in the Pacific Northwest and it's full of geniuses (unfortunately they have very little common sense). Well in the season finale of the first season a scientist used a device to travel back in time to save the woman he loved from dying a horrible death (it took weeks to identify her body). I'll reveal the rest AFTER I'm done the fic so not to spoil the surprise. In progress.

I'm Sorry!: Takes place after ANH. Leia tries to mourn a man that she doesn't feel that she knew and battles guilt.

I didn't mean for this to happen!: After the events of RotS Obi-Wan is offered a chance to go back and 'fix' things. He takes it. Then everything falls apart. Finished.

Flowers: Sola Naberrie wonders who leaves flowers on her sister's grave five times in a year. Finished.

Answers: Sola ponders on the indentity of the sender after seeing a familiar person deliver a boquet and vanish. In progress

Okay my friends! I have a contest! If you can identify this quote. I'll update the fic of your choice if you can answer one or write a viggie staring the character of your choice if you can answer all of them.

"He the Illegitimate son of Clint Eastwood and Yoda." I substituted the underlined word. So where is it from, who said, who did they say it to and who was it in reference to?

Things that I've got from other people:

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

-- Girlbender875, Jedi Master Misty Sman-Esay

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.
90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile.
If you are addicted to Fan-Fiction, copy this.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.90 of teens have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 10 that haven't, C&P.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy and past this into your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profileIf you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

If you and your friends have made up codenames for boys so they wouldn't know you were talking about them, copy and paste this into your profile

If you absolutely adore Darth Vader, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile.

If you adore Han Solo, copy this to your profile!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen rideralex, Jedi Knight of Middle-Earth, PorcelainHeart94, Darth KenObi-Wan, Lady Sakia, Emperor Sunny, Leia Blade of the Jedi, jedigal125, DarkSkyGirl, Jedi Master Misty Sman-Esay.

If you are mad that they have not discovered Tattoine, Naboo, Coruscant, and Kashykk, and all the other star systems out there, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless (but fun), and you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a long bio/profile, and wish to hereby enhance the length of said autobiographical document, copy and paste this to said world wide web page to make said autobiographical document increase in length, number of words, interestingness, and other things which would be known as fun, copy and paste this piece of information to your said autobiographical document.

May No Soldier Go Unloved
May No Soldier Walk Alone
May No Soldier Be Forgotten
'Til they All Come Home.

A Veteran, whether active duty, discharged, retired, or reserve, is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to "The United States of America" for the amount of 'up to, and including his life'.

This is about abortion...

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine, but i will have a lot of it
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this.

Did you know that by day 30 you had a heart?

Did you know that by day 42 that that your brain ordered your heart to start beating if it hadn't given the order already?

I bet that you didn't know that if there is brain activity doctors consider a patient alive and has the right to continue living.

A sad little story I saw on somebody else's profile:

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge .

Mommy, I was a good , I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big , I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

I went to a party,
And remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom,
so I had a sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself,
The way you said I would,
that I didn't drink and drive,
though some friends said I should.

I made a healthy choice,
And your avice to me was right.The party finally ended,
and the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my car,
Sure to get home in one piece.
I never knew what was coming, Mom,
something I expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pavement,
And I hear the policeman say,
the kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
Mom, his voice seems far away.

My own blood's all around me,
As I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
this girl is going to die.

I'm sure the guy had no idea,
While he was flying high.
Because he chose to drink and drive,
now I would have to die.

So why do people do it, Mom
Knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
like a hundred stabbing knives.

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
Tell daddy to be brave.
And when I go to heaven,
put " Mommy's Girl" on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,
That it's wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his parents had,
I'd still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter,
Mom I'm getting really scared
These are my final moments,
and I'm so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom,
As I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say, "I love you, Mom!"
So I love you and good-bye.

Don't Drink And Drive. You aren't only putting your life in danger, but someone elses as well.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Empress Caroline of Tamaran, monkyluvr, Darth KenObi-Wan,ObiBettina7, artemiswolfboy, AriaCloudrunner, Jedi Master Misty Sman-Esay.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason ... Copy this onto your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever spent more than six hours straight on the computer then copy and paste this into your profile, add your name to the list, and send it to everyone on the list. PenginYasha, BlackDeath6 (i dont realize i do this), Darth KenObi-Wan, Jedi Master Gigi, artemiswolfboy, AriaCloudrunner Jedi Master Misty Sman-Esay.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile (MY STUPID COMPUTER!) (And that pencil- we have a war... Crazy me!)

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy this into your profile if you're a procrastination addict.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever killed a joke, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought imposible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. (huh?)

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever gotten really sick of all these, copy and paste this onto your profile thingies...copy and paste this onto your profile! (oh the irony)

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.\

If you think High School Musical is not a real musical, copy this into your profile

If you think High School Musical is evil,and brainwashes little kids,copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think High School Musical just plain sucked and every copy should be burned, copy and paste this to your profile

COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND CONTINUE THE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL SUCKS TRAIN! ADD YOUR NAME AND COPY AND PASTE! Stephanie Pascal, x Rajah x, Darth KenObi-Wan, JediWolfMaster, Jedi Master Gigi, artemiswolfboy AriaCloudrunner Jedi Master Misty Sman-Esay

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. Maybe that's why those people were staring at me the other day in Target... AriaCloudrunner. Or in my case someone will ask who I'm talking to.