Name: Wouldn’t you like to know. You can call me Natalie, though, which is my oh-so-not-very-cleverly-crafted pen-name.

Sex: I’d rather not; we just met. (Lame joke. I apologize.) I’m a girl.

Height: I think around 5’2’’? I’d complain more about how much it sucks to be short, but every time I do some tall kid starts yelling at me because I’m “lucky” or something. Yeah, I dunno, I zone out every time. Usually I think about enchiladas. No joke.

Weight: 106. I literally just ran downstairs to my mom’s bathroom scale to find out, because I had no earthly idea.

Orientation: Straight.

Beliefs About Orientation: Unlike some people I know, a person’s being gay does not make want to puke. What does make me want to puke is when someone brings up anything that has to do with gayness and another person will go “EWWWWWWWW!” Honestly, grow up.

Ethnicity: I forget how to spell that fancy word for white that begins with a c and sounds like ‘Caw-cay-sion’ so I’ll just say white.

Age: Time is not a limit to me. I am ageless, measured by victories rather than time. Yeah, I’m not telling you. I am a teenager though.

Hair: Long and blonde. I might have had some help from drugstore hair dye. Shhhhhhhh.

Eyes: “Bright green, but sometimes they’re blue, like when she wears that turquoise shirt with the lion on it” in the words of a guy that I, y’know, kinda hate, so everyone was all “Um, since when do you pay attention to her eyes?” And he was like, “Hey, I’ve known her for seven years, I notice some stuff.” And I’m like, “Heh, could’ve fooled me.” And then we got in this argument over who’s name has the most vowels and- Oh, sorry.

DOB: We already went over the whole age thing… But my birthday’s March 5, if you wanna possibly GET ME SOMETHING… Coughcough… You know, if you want to, I wouldn’t like to be that much of a burden. Heh.

.shippings.

Avatar: The Last Airbender
ZukoxKatara
SokkaxToph
AangxToph
SokkaxME

iCarly
SamxFreddie
CarlyxGibby
MandyxNevel
CarlyxNevel
CarlyxSam
SpencerxOstritch
SpencerxMarissa

Harry Potter
RonxHermione
HarryxGinny
LunaxNeville
LunaxHermione

Warriors
LeafpoolxCrowfeather
BrambleclawxSquirrelflight
FirestarxSandstorm
JayfeatherxCinderheart
JayfeatherxWillowshine
LionheartxIcepaw
HollyleafxBreezepelt

Sonny With a Chance
ChadxSonny
ChadxTawni

Wizards of Waverly Place
JustinxAlex
JustinxHarper

Hannah Montana
MileyxOliver
(My spellcheck keeps trying to change LillyxOliver into laxatives. Enough said.)

Zoey 101
LoganxZoey
LoganxQuinn
LolaxMichael

Okay, here’s the deal with this quiz. You have to fill in the blanks with the FIRST thing that comes to your mind. No cheating!!

I like mayonnaise. It’s underappreciated.

I can draw pretty well, but I don’t that often.

I can’t stand fakeness. Lying is alright, but pretending to be/like someone is completely different.

Friendship is ditching gym with you to play in that humongous leaf pile in the unused field (Happened today. ILY ANNE).

True love is telling someone their socks aren’t actually that awesome, and of course, you’re saying this because you love them, but you can’t just let them go out with non-awesome socks. And then you kiss them and offer to buy them new, very awesome socks, and they’ll agree, because they know if you think they’re socks aren’t awesome, they aren’t awesome.

My mom is deathly afraid of fish. Not kidding. She has nightmares.

My dad is always trying to diagnose me.

My best friends are always amazing, except for when they’re not.

I wish I could go back to kindergarten.

My school is so small I know the middle name of everyone in my grade. Seriously.

I have a weird obsession with eyeliner, french manicures, Kevin Jonas, drawing people’s eyes, breath mints, iCarly, saying ‘uno momento,’ Solitaire, chocolate chip cookies, Converse, the list goes on and on.

I have something in my eye. I think it’s a giant mascara clump. Ow.

I need a bathroom break. Uno momento.

I feel like people are ignoring me right now.

Before I go to bed I confuse people by setting my auto-response on IM to ‘haha sounds great.’

I still have mascara in my eye.

I am done with this quiz WOO!

music:

all-american rejects
the beatles
bowling for soup
boys like girls
dashboard confessional
demi lovato
hey monday
jack johnson
kelly clarkson
kevin jonas
marianas trench
muse
nevershoutnever!
paramore
plain white t’s
relient k
taylor swift
we the kings

1. Your initials:
Don’t think I really want to give that out. They’re pretty awesome though. Think… Canada.

2. Name someone with the same birthday as you:
I know people who’s birthdays are March 1, March 2, March 3, March 4, March 6, March 8, March 10, March 11, March 13, March 18, and March 22, but not a single March 5, my birthday.

3. When was your last kiss?
Kinda personal, eh?

4. For or against same sex marriage?
Sure, what the heck.

6. Are you bisexual?
No. Are you?

7. Do you believe in God?
Yeah, sure, ignore my question. But yeah, I do. Not as much as I should, but I do.

8. How many US states have you been to?
I don’t feel like counting them up, but about half? Maybe more? We don’t travel that much.

9. How many of the US states have you lived in?
Two, on opposite sides of the country.

10. Have you ever lived outside the US?
Nah, man.

11. Name something you like physically about yourself:
Um… my eyes.

12. Name something non physical you like about yourself:
This would be easier if it was ‘Name something you DON’T like about yourself.’
I like how I’m not afraid to tell people what I think. But sometimes I wish I’d shut up.

13. What is the current rumor traveling around about someone?
Hmmm… It’s been pretty quiet lately. The last one was that my crush and my bff were dating. This is true, unfortunately.

14. What is your dream car?
I am so incredibly horrible at driving that I’m just gonna move to NYC and live there my whole life. So no dream car.

15. If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?
Across the street to Arby’s. I’m craving a milkshake.

16. Have you ever had someone of the opposite sex over at your house while your parents were gone?
No, but I’ve been over at the house of someone of the opposite sex while his parents were gone. It wasn’t like that though. In fact, we watched Mr. Bean and threw Skittles at each other.

17. How many concerts have you gone to?
A couple. Still waiting for one I actually WANT to go to, though.

18. Do you download music?
When I don’t have the money to buy it. Which, unfortunately, is all the time.

19. How many illegal things have you done?
Eh. Nothing MAJOR. Downloading music (see above), stealing candy bars when I was eight, riding in the back of pickup trucks, having a wine (ONCE, dude. ONCE. In case you can’t tell, I’m kinda opposed to drinking underage.)… and is it illegal to beat up a guy because he didn’t give me his last piece of gum?

20. Where would you want to go on a first date?
Somewhere we both think is awesome.

21. Would you date the person who posted this?
I… guess… I mean, it kinda depends on the person…?

22. Has anyone ever sang or played for you personally?
Yeah. =-=

23. Ever been kissed under fireworks?
Sorta.

24. Do you like president Bush?
Not really, no.

25. Have you ever bungee jumped?
Nah, deathly scared of heights.

27. Have you ever crashed a car?
Does a golf-cart count? If not, then I almost crashed a car. One of my friends actually crashed a car into a barn once. She was eight.

28. Has anyone more than 10 years older than you hit on you?
Unless you count my algebra teacher (who I’ve known since I was seven and is like a dad to me) complimenting my lipstick, and how much he liked the darker red on me. I didn’t have the heart to tell him it was fruit punch.

29. Have you met a real redneck?
Hell, yeah. I’ve been to barbeques with some of the hickiest people you’ll ever know. We even sang “Sweet Home Alabama” and other songs like that. (I live in the South, in case you were wondering.)

30. Are you interested in anyone right now?
Yeah, and if you’re smart, you’ll run now, before I start ranting/rambling/gushing about Ben.

31. What song are you listening to right now?
Nothing, but I have Give Love A Try by Nick Jonas in my head.

32. What is your current favorite song?
Um… Twist & Shout- The Beatles

33. What was the last movie you watched?
Indiana Jonas and the Last Crusade, baby! Ben thinks it’s the best but I still like the first & fourth ones. Marion!

34. Who was the last person that told you they loved you?
Well, this is slightly embarrassing: My dad.

35. Where was the last place you went besides your house?
Uh, school? Yeah, school, cuz art class was canceled.

36. Have you ever seriously vandalized someone else’s property?
If throwing their glue-stick out the fourth story window to watch it land on the sticky part counts, then yeah. (Haha, that was last week. Sorry, Ben. Your fault for not finishing your history project on time so you had to finish it at school, and then leaving your glue-stick out where people like me could find it.)

37. Ever hit someone of the opposite sex?
No duh. Heck, me and Jason used to beat each other up after school in fourth grade just to prove to each other how strong we were. (Jason’s the dude who told everyone my eye color, by the way.)

39. What’s the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Their hair color, because I really really really like brunettes. Then their eyes.

40. What turns you on?
Dot… dot… dot… I think I’ll skip this one, thanks.

41. What do you usually order from Starbucks?
Tall iced decaf mocha, extra whip. Oh, and can I have one of those chocolate donuts? Thanks.

42. What is one of your sexual fantasies?
Uh, yeah, skipping this one too, kthx.

44. Tell something totally weird about yourself:
I limp wrong. You’re supposed to favor the leg that’s not hurt, right? Well I favor the leg that IS hurt, and that just causes me more pain, so if I hurt my leg it takes more time to heal than average. I literally have to remind myself to switch which foot to lean on. Screwy, eh?

45. Do you have an iPod?
Yeah, Nano, 5th Generation, but of course as soon as I got it everyone started getting iTouch’s and now I want one so bad.

46. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
Yeah, there’s this one girl who is convinced I look, act, and talk like Rory from Gilmore Girls. I hadn’t even seen Gilmore Girls when she told me, so I was going around the rest of the day thinking she’d insulted me.

47. Do you still watch kiddy movies or tv shows?
But of course. I mean, hello, iCarly. And I’ll admit it, I actually watched a whole Dora the Explorer episode with my friend last weekend. Swiper the Fox wasn’t in that episode. I was severely disappointed for the rest of the week. I mean, who doesn’t love saying, “Swiper no swiping!”

48. Do you have braces?
Yeah. For another year and a half. On the bright side, my gap is almost closed.

49. Are you comfortable with your height?
I could stand to grow a couple more inches.

51. When do you know its love?
What happened to number 50…? Anyway, when you think of them and smile automatically.

52. Do you speak any other languages besides English?
No. (Spanish for no.)

53. What kind of alcohol do you enjoy while out?
Again, pretty against underage drinking.

54. What magazines do you read?
Seventeen, TeenVogue, trashy crap like Tiger Beat and PopStar (FOR THE POSTERS! Kinda sorta not really.)

55. Have you ever ridden in a limo?
Yeah, in Hawaii, which was possibly the closest I’ll ever become to being a celebrity.

56. Has anyone you were close with passed away?
Yes. Aunt Fleta, I miss you a lot. Cancer, however, I could live without for a couple of millennium.

58. What’s something that really annoys you?
The whole “Oh, no, I insist, I’ll pay” “Oh, but you paid last time!” “Yes, but I just got my paycheck and--“ “Listen, dear, we’ll pay, you deserve it” “You deserve it more! I insist, I’ll pay!” conversation. Drives me insane. Especially cuz neither of them want to pay and they know it.

59. What's something you really like?
Quizzes that end after fifty questions. I’m exhausted.

60. Do you like Michael Jackson?
Actually, I don’t. I’m sorry. But he freaks me out, and since his music isn’t really my style, I can’t say that I really thought he was good for something.

61. Can you dance?
T’is the Adventists’ curse-- We can’t dance. At all.

62. Have you ever surfed?
Nope.

63. Do you know how to pump gas?
Yeah, but one time I let it go accidentally and it sprayed EVERYWHERE. Like, everywhere.

64. Do you drive?
Didn’t I already mention the whole “I’m terrible at it” thing?

65. what was the latest you have ever stayed up?
6:30 in the morning last summer.

66. Have you ever thought you were honestly going to die?
Actually, in all my life or death situations I’ve had, I never think “Oh I’m gonna die.” Instead I just realize “Oh we almost hit that car” a second afterward, (or whatever the situation is.). So I think that if I DID die, I wouldn’t think “Oh crap I’m gonna die” beforehand.. Did that make sense?

67. Were you ever rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room?
No… Ooh, but Ben has like five times. (You can skip this if you’re bored.) Once he pierced his leg on a tree stump in this game we were playing. I was right next to him, he just got up and said, “Aw, man, I think I’m bleeding.” And he rolls up his pant leg and his whole leg is DRENCHED in blood, and his white sock was already completely red. And then he passes out from seeing all the blood. We were, like, ten.

68. Have you ever been dared to do something you didn't want to do?
Of course. Who hasn’t? I don’t do the ones like “Kiss that guy over there even though you hate him” though. I mean, ew.

69. What do you think of the person who posted this before you?
I don’t know, I think I’m pretty awesome.