mimibeebee
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since: 01-31-09, id: 1823185, Profile Updated: 05-25-12
Author has written 22 stories for Alvin and the chipmunks, Kingdom Keepers, A Mango-Shaped Space, and Sisters Grimm.

Heyyyyyyyyyyy

I LOVE to write stories about nothing in particular, so I think I will :D->-(

i love Disney Channel, Nickelodeon, and READING :DD!!!! and somehow i maintain a social life LoL

I think I'm mostly going to only write about Chipmunks, with the occasional Kingdom Keepers.

so uh...

ENJOI MAH STORIEZZZ

Yeah I know I'm a nerd

EDIT: In my Chipmunk stories, I have 3 OCs--Patricia and Malissa (Brittany's BFFs), and Johnny (Alvin's best friend). Just in case you wanted to know who they were. I don't like the brothers getting into each other's love life and/or personal business because, really! If you had a crush or a secret, you wouldn't go and straight out tell your siblings, would you? xD I wouldn't!

:P

Im just gunna do a buncha faces

:U

:D

xD

:c

:-) stufff...

Ill update when I get bored...

(P.S. My real name has nothing to do with Mimi or Beebee, I just like the way it sounds :P. So if your name is Mimi Beebee and I took your username, I'm sorry!)

(P.P.S. I an a very censored person, so all of my stories are going to be K. I HATE bad words!! And...inappropriate stuff! It just...doesn't feel right... :P.)

Rules To Write ChipmunkFanfics: According to ChipmunkLover and Kitty Seville

1) They are brothers, nothing else.
I disagree, they're also Chipmunks! :P

2) They must always live with Dave.
What about the future stories, when they're like in their fifties! God it'll be Phil Mitchell all over again! HELP!

3) They must always end up with the Chipettes. Alvin can hit on other girls, but he must end up with Brittany.
Ok I agree on this 1! Alttany all the way!

4) They cannot die.
What now their like The Cullens! Gawd!

5) They can have superpowers, but the color of the magic/ mystical zone has to be the same color as they're signature colors.
Sighs

6) They can't die.
Didn't I just see this? God I'm seeing things now! LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!!

7) They can't be severly injured.
WHAT? Now loads of the stories on here have now gone down the toilet!

8) There cannot be any OCs. Only the Chipmunks, Dave, and the characters created by the Bagdasarians.
So, no Chipettes or Miss Miller? What about number 3!?

9) The Chipettes HAVE to live with Miss Miller.
Oh, now they exist!?

10) If you kill them, thus violating numbers 4 and 6, you must bring them back. Also making it a horror story.
Right. So they ARE dead now. Riiiight.

11) They can't be in horror stories.
WTF?

12) You must have at least three jokes/gags in a chapter.
What about when they die! GOD YOU ARE SO HEARTLESS!!

13) If you do a Chipmunk crossover, it must be with some other cartoon. Not live action.
WHAT ABOUT THE 2007 CGI MOVIE?? AND THE SQUEAQUEL?? Don't diss on the Squeakquel.

14) If you have songs, they have to fit in the story. Not just be random.
Why not?! Do you have something against random people??

15) The Chipmunks do not work for free. If you use them you must send Ross Bagdasarian 100 dollars by the end of the month, or else you'll die instantly.
Ok so I died about 5 months ago. YAY!

16) Don't talk about the rules, don't tell people about the rules, don't even think about the rules.
-brain sparks-

If you have ever broken or are planning to break any of these rules, then copy and paste them into your profile!

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 8

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

TOTAL: 13 (I guess I'm more girl... xD)

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _"
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Carebears
You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . nuff said
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up trainers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When gameboy was a brick.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave

2.)You haven't played solitare with real cards for years (or never have played it with cards)

3.)The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screename or MySpace

4.)You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.)Your boss dosen't even have the ability to do your job.

7.)As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.)As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.)You were to busy to notice number 5

10.)You scrolled back to see if there was a number 5

11.)Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.)Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

==If you're not afraid to sing any HSM song out loud in any public place, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to this list: hsmgirl14, XxTinkyBlondieBellxX, Angel of the Starz, AlvinSevilleIsHOT, AndAllThatGoodStuff, J'Bates-Forever, mimibeebee,

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

Fun Random Quiz! iPod Shuffle!

Rules: put your ipod on shuffle and write down the song that comes up! No matter what it says!

1. How are you feeling today?

Ordinary Girl - Hannah Montana (YAY! It made sense!)

2. Will you get far in life?

Kiss the Girl - Ashley Tisdale (O_O)

3. How do your friend see you?

Sparks Fly - Taylor Swift (Whoa...things just got super awkward...)

4. How do you see yourself?

Year 3000 - Jonas Brothers (um...okay...?)

5. Where will you get married?

Sk8er Boi - Avril Lavigne (?!?!)

6. Where will you honeymoon?

Solo - Demi Lovato (hm. Looks like a honeymoon isn't in the picture.)

7. What is your best friend's theme song?

I Don't Wanna Be In Love - Good Charlotte (whew! Thank goodness this one actually WORKED)

8. What is your theme song?

A City in Florida - deadmau5 (WOOP WOOP! We're on a roll with the reasonable songs!)

9. What is the story of your life?

Let's Dance - Vanessa Hudgens (aaaand we lost it...)

10. What was high school like for you?

Custom Made (True Jackson VP theme song) - Keke Palmer (um, I havent' experienced high school yet, but now im scared...)

11. How will you get ahead in life?

Accessory - Jordyn Taylor (SHOPPING! WOOP WOOP)

12. What is the best thing about you?

Hello Beautiful - Jonas Brothers (SCORE)

13. What is the worst thing about you?

Perfect Day - Clique Girlz (uh, ironic much?)

14. How is tomorrow going to be?

I Wanna Know You - Hannah Montana (I'm not even going to say anything.)

15. What's in store for this weekend?

Cooler Than Me (Single Mix) - Mike Posner (*brain sparks*)

16. What song describes your parents?

Headphones On - Miranda Cosgrove (HA! That's like, the opposite of my parents. They per fer facebook over music xD)

17. What song describes your siblings?

I Got Nerve - Hannah Montana (yes. yes they do.)

18. What song describes your job?

California Girls - Katy Perry (um, I'e never had a job either, but again, I'm afraid now...o_o)

19. What's college like for you?

It's On - Cast of Camp rock ft. Camp Star (is it even possible to fear the future this much?)

20. What song will they play at your funeral?

Do You Believe In Magic - Aly & AJ (; - ;)

21. What keeps you happy?

Behind Enemy Lines - Demi Lovato (I'm learning things about myself that I did not know before...)

22. Will you ever have children?

Back to December - Taylor Swift (I'm beginning to doubt this activity's accuracy)

23. What type of men/woman are perfect for you?

He Could Be the One - Hannah Montana (the doubt has evaporated!!!)

24. What's some good advice for you?

Breakeven - The Script (aaaand now it's back...)

25. How will you be remembered?

Disturbia - Rihanna (MEAN)

26. What is happiness?

I'm Back - Ashley Tisdale (idk how to interpret this one...)

27. What is pain?

Just Like You - Hannah Montana (O_O!!!)

28. What is currently in your fridge?

We R Who We R - Ke$ha (i've got people in my fridge???)

29. What should you be doing right now?

Baby - Justin Bieber (wow.)

30. What is your current mood?

Find Yourself In You – Everlife (wow!)

31. Descirbe the last book you read:

This Is The Life – Hannah Montana (actually, I just read a really poopy book. NEVER READ Sixth Gradeby Susie Morgenstern. It was 137 pages of pure torture)

32. What is your biggest nightmare?

Girlfriend – Avril Lavigne (LOL! Its actually the opposite xD)

33. A reason to nab bicycles?

Let’s Hear It For The Boy – The Stunners (I’ll take it!)

34. Why are you here?

Decode – Paramore (yeah that’s right! I’ve got a secret mission! DUH)

35. What is your biggest wish?

Never Let You Go – Justin Bieber (no we’re getting somewhere!)

36. If you could invent something, what would it be?

All-American Girl – Carrie Underwood (awwwwkwaaard…)

37. What's the last thing you'll say before you die?

Up – Justin Bieber (WOW that’s creepily accurate. “We can go nowhere but up from here….”

38. What does heck look like?

It’s Not Too Late – Demi Lovato (uh, Demi? If you’re in heck, it is too late…)

39. What does heaven look like?

Kiss N Tell – Ke$ha (excuse me while I fix my shuffle mechanism. *shakes iPod furiously*)

40. What's annoying you right now?

Poison Ivy – Jonas Brothers (NICE! It worked!)

41. What has you excited right now?

Only Fooling Myself – Kate Voegele (uh…nevermind)

42. What's in your closet?

Wonderful Christmas Time – Demi Lovato (I actually think I ruined my iPod by shaking it)

43. The best thing ever is...?

It’s All Right Here – Hannah Montana (sure. Good enough.)

44. Why did the chicken cross the road?

Something That I Want – Grace Potter (yes! That’s good!)

45. What will you do when you're alone?

I Want To Know What Love Is – The Chipmunks (yup. That’s what im going to do.)

46. Your phone is ringing...who's calling?

Beautiful Christmas – Big Time Rush (im going to assume BTR is calling me. HOORAY!!!)

47. Why is the grass green?

Distracted – KSM (im going to ignore this one; we’re on a roll)

48. What should you start doing?

Can’t Back Down – Cast of Camp Rock (WOOP WOOP!!! This is getting fun!)

49. What should you stop doing?

Tell Me That You Love Me – Victoria Justice ft. Leon Thomas III (WAIT! NOEEE! Don’t stop telling meh you love meeee! xDDD)

50. Why are humans so silly?

Two More Lonely People – Miley Cyrus (well there you have it. We’re just too lonely)

"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was COOTIES?
when your W0RST ENEMIES were your siblings
and RACE ISSUES were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

This is my profile.

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!!BUNNEH!!

Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies)

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YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk withfood in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

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Things to do to annoy people at a store:

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. ( I love this one! )

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

25 Reasons I owe my mother.

1. My mother taught me to APPERCIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3.My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into next week."

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.

"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORSIGHT.

"Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.

"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about,"

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

10. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?!"

11. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

" You'll sit there until all that spinich is gone."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a millon times. Don't exaggerate."

13. My mother taught me about the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"

16. My mother taught me about about ANTICIPATION.

"Just wait until we get home!"

17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop crossing you eyes, their going to freeze that way."

18. My mother taught me about RECIEVING.

" You are going to get it when we get home."

19. My mother taught me ESP.

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I don't know when you're cold."

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come crying to me."

21. My mother taught me GENETICS.

"You're just like your father!"

22. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

"If you don't eat your vegetables you'll never grow up."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

"Do you think you were born in a barn?!"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.

" When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.

"One day you'll have kids and I hope they turn out just like you."

If you have ever pushed on a door that said PULL or vice versa CAPTIYP (copyandpastethisinyourprofile)

If you think those stupid kids should just give the forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, CAPTIYP

If you have ever zoned out for more than 5 consecutive minutes CAPTIYP

If you have your own little world CAPTIYP

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If you've ever asked a really stupid obvious question, CAPTIYP

If you think the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechan alone, CAPTIYP

If you think the semi-colon is completely usless; stupid; annoying; and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it; copy this into your pro! (stupid semicolon)

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects CAPTIYP

If several inanimate objects hate you CAPTIYP

If you have ever wished that you had ghost powers CAPTIYP

If you think the father should just ask his daughter for some stupid Ego waffles CAPTIYP

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If your profile is long copy and paste this in it to make it even longer

9 Things I Find Annoying:

1. People Who Point At Their Wrist While Asking For The Time... I Know Where My Watch Is Pal, Where The Heck Is Yours? Do I Point At My Crotch When I Ask Where The Toilet Is?

2. People Who Are Willing To Get Off Their Butt To Search The Entire Room To Find The TV Remote Because They Refuse To Get Up And Change The Channel Manually.

3. When People Say, 'Oh You Just Want To Have Your Cake And Eat It Too.' Darn Right! What Good Is Cake If You Can't Eat It?

4. When People Say, 'It's Always The Last Place You Look.' Of Course It Is. Why The Heck Would You Keep Looking After You Found It? Do People Do This? Who And Where Are They? I'm Gonna Kick Their Butts!

5. When People Say While Watching A Film, 'Did You See That?' No Loser, I Spent 12 Dollars To Come To The Cinema And Stare At The Darned Floor.

6. People Who Ask, 'Can I Ask You A Question?' Didn't Really Give Me A Choice There, Did Ya Sunshine?

7. When Something Is 'New And Improved.' Which Is It? If Its New, Then There Has Never Been Anything Before It. If Its An Improvement, Then There Must Have Been Something Before It, So It Can't Be New.

8. When People Say, 'Life Is Too Short.' What The Heck? Life Is The Longest Darned Thing Anyone Ever Does! What Can You Do Thats Longer?

9. When You're Waiting For The Bus And Someone Asks, 'Has The Bus Come Yet?' If The Bus Came, Would I Be Standing Here Smarty Pants?

(Credit to xFireChickx)

10 Ways To Annoy People

1. Go Into A Grocery Store And Follow Someone Around Asking, "Guess What?"

2. Go Into A Department Store And Sneak Up On Somebody Who Is Talking On A Cell Phone And Whisper, "Who're Ya Talkin' To?" And When They Say, "Hey Dude, Can I Have A Little Privacy Please?" You Say, "No, 'Cause You're In Pubic, Bud. You Can't Have Privacy In Public!"

3. Do The Old Trick When You Put Dog Crap In A Bag Then Set It On Fire, And Leave It On Somebody's Doorstep. So If They're Going To Try To Stomp It Out, They Have To Get Dog Crap All Over Their Shoe.

4. Prank Call The Same Person Over And Over Asking Them What Color Their Underwear Is.

5. If You're A Guy, You'll Love This One. Go Into Hot TopicAnd Pretend To Have A Heart-attack, And When A Hot Blonde Does CPR, Start Kissing Her. (Warning: This One Can Get You Slapped And Maybe A Butt-whooping From Her Boyfriend)

6. Go Into A Public Restroom And Use The Toilet Paper As A Mummy Wrap, And Jump Out Screaming, "Boo!"

7. Come Running Out Of A Restroom Saying To Random People, "Whoa Dude! Come See The Size Of The One I Just Made!"

8. Noisily Chew Gum Behind Someone Who Is Trying To Read, And When They Turn Around, Spit It Out And Hold It Out To Them And Say, "Hey, Want Some? It's Watermelon!"

9. Go Into The Toy Section And Leave A 'Used Diaper' On The Ground And Say, "The Dolly Had An Accident."

10. Go Into A Mall At Christmas Time And Pull Off Santa's Beard Screaming, "Holy Cow! It's A Fake! He Ain't Real!"

If you read your own stories or profile just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever copied something to your profile, copy this into your profile. Now add your name: krazykookiegirl, J'Bates-Forever

Just because we eat animals doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect., copy this into your profile!

If you read this, copy this into your profile.

If you want to, copy this into your profile.

I like cheese. I've seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese? Or when two foot are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. Some people call me crazy, but I'm just random. If you are random and proud of it, copy this onto your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. Now add your name so we can see how many times this will be copied and pasted:krazykookiegirl, J'Bates-Forever

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever had a random crush on a cartoon character, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do so at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you have a profile, paste this on your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Love your enemies! It really pisses them off

To put it nicely, I hope you choke.

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot.

I did what they say and chose the road less traveled...Now where the heck am I?

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Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

When life gives you lemons,make apple juice,then laugh while people try to figure out what the heck you did.

It doesnt matter whether the glass is half empty or half full,just drink it and get it over with.

This world is full of crazy people.THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER!!

WARNING:Do NOT follow in my footsteps...I walk into walls and off the occasional cliff.

I'm here because Heaven wouldn't take me,and hell was afraid I'd take over.

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

Parents spend the first parts of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

America's Intelligence:

On a bag of Frito's:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! You lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(Aw. But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: May cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(Hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(But no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.
(Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

On a South Australian SAPSASA(south australian primary school ameatur sports assoiation) jumper
Dry warm Iron
Do not Iron
(...wtf?)

On a coffee cup:
Warning: Contents may be hot
(Well I hope my coffee's hot)

On cheap Peanut Butter:
May contain traces of nuts
(Gods, then what is actually in it!?)

Bad Things to Hear on an Airplane Intercom

1. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore

2. We're cruising at an altitude of... Ah hell I don't know

3. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does?

4. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Just kidding.

5. Would the fight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em comin'

6. This is... uh... This is... uh... your... Hmm, I seem to have lost my memory...

7. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you?

8. Good God Steve! We’re going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on?

9. We'll be on the ground in ten minutes. One way or another...

10. This is your captain speaking: I'm depressed, suicidal, and I'm taking you all with me. By the way, I've already killed the co-captain.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Chuck Norris.

The house is yours.

You know your obessed with Danny Phantom when...

You don't trust old lunch ladies.

Every time you see your breath fog you think you have a ghost sense.

You know what Esperanto is.

You know a few Esperanto words.

You've ever tried to shoot ecto-blasts out of your hands

Every time you hear the name Vlad you think of Plasmius

You've gone looking for ghost portals

You want to dye your hair white

You know the theme song by heart

You can quote parts of/entire episodes

You threw a fit when you heard the show was being cancelled

You cried when Phantom Planet ended

Pssh. 'nuff said.

You know what an Ultra-recyclo vegetarian is.

You've spent hours in a room full of boxes to wait for the Box Ghost

You know the importance of Emergency Ham

You think hazmat suits rule

You run when you hear someone say "I want to go to the ball!"

You don't go near beauty pageants.

It's not Eragon, it's Aragon.

You like read berets

You check your virus scanner to see if it found Technus

You can't watch Men in Black without thinking of the Guys in White

You've tried to capture things in a thermos

You named your dog Cujo

You were excited when you turned 14

You searched Google maps for Amity Park

You freaked out when you found out there was a Fenton street

Whenever you get Fruit Loops you search the box for Vlad

When you're shocked you shout out a book title

You've tried to walk through walls

You always carry an orange with you in case the Ghost Writer attacks

You don't want locker 724

You support Frog's Rights

You don't like biker dudes

You know what a Fake-out Make-out is.

You've had a Fake-out Make-out.

You brought the bat with the word Fenton on it

You constantly check to make sure shadows aren't following you

You can't go to the circus without looking around for mind controlled ghosts

You think the term is mouse-meat, not mincemeat

You know what Pandora's Box REALLY is.

You never eat oatmeal at camp

You tried to turn your dad's fishing pole into a Fenton Fisher

You misspell the name of the first movie in the Star Wars saga

You know the difference between Danny, Dan, and Dani.

You screamed "FINALLY!" when Danny kissed Sam in Phantom Planet

You know never to use flour sacks with smiley faces on them to make cookies

You know Roosevelt's famous saying about fear

You get King Tuck confused with King Tut

You've shouted "I'M GOING GHOST!" in a crowd full of people

You've tried to fly

You've had Danny Phantom withdrawals

You have a notebook with pages of failed attempts to draw Danny's logo

You spazzed when you found out Danny Phantom was on DVD (on Amazon!)

Gonna catch 'em all is no longer a Pokémon phrase

You made plans to start a mad mob and head for Nick studios

You went on the Danny Phantom ride at Kings Island

You named your cat Maddie

You think the term 'ghost' is a bit insensitive. You prefer the term 'ecto-American.'


1. In The Night reviews
A strong breeze ruffled his hair and his attention turned to the window. Why was it open? He set the bucket of paint down and walked over to it, peering out. His eyes adjusted he caught sight of a girl up in a tree near the house. Yup. It was her.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-15-12 - Puck & Sabrina G. - Complete
2. A Day in the Life » reviews
Alvin looked at his hand. "Wait…why am I wearing Alvin's sweater…!" "And why am I looking at myself!" Brittany asked. Simon did a little dance. "It worked! You switched bodies!" Alvin reached out and took hold of Simon's shirt. "CHANGE. ME. BACK."
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,812 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 1-1-12 - Published: 12-25-11 - Alvin S. & Brittany M. - Complete
3. Hand in Hand reviews
Brittany loudly said, "Well don't just leave! Be a gentleman and help me up!" Alvin extended a hand. She accepted it and stood. "You can let go now." "Um, so can you!" Brittany retorted, and tried to pull her hand away, but to no avail. They were bonded.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-1-11 - Alvin S. & Brittany M. - Complete
4. What Came Next reviews
"Where are we?" I lean a little in my seat so I can see through the windshield. Straight ahead I can see a pretty little park, a path around a huge lake with a fountain at the center. "Roger can answer that for you, my dear," she says. My heart freezes.
A Mango-Shaped Space - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-2-11 - Mia W. & Roger C. - Complete
5. That Night reviews
She was ready to end it. She was done. No more feeling insignificant. Amanda had done a pretty good job of that in the past, what with flaunting her perfect skin, her perfect body, her perfect Finn. There was so much she wanted to do...But no longer.
Kingdom Keepers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-24-11 - Charlene & Maybeck - Complete
6. Cute & Romantic Moments from Kindgom Keepers IV reviews
Whenever I cam across an adorable moment, I typed it up! Here they all are, from KK4! What was your favorite part...? :D
Kingdom Keepers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,945 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-9-11 - Complete
7. Valentine's Day reviews
He was so nervous about choosing the right gift for Amanda. He didn't want it to seem like they were more than friends, but he didn't want it to seems almost as if they weren't friends at all. He wanted to get her something… …But what?
Kingdom Keepers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-19-11 - Amanda L. & Finn W. - Complete
8. Check Yes reviews
He knew her room overlooked the street, so no fence-jumping skill was required. But it was on the second story, and he had no way of getting up there. An idea suddenly occurred to him. What if he could make her come down to him?
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-17-10 - Alvin S. & Brittany M. - Complete
9. Boyfriend reviews
At first, Finn saw confusion play across her face. Then, a moment of consideration filled her features, and finally, sincerity. He knew that whatever came out of her mouth next, she meant.
Kingdom Keepers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-2-10 - Finn W. & Amanda L. - Complete
10. The Christmas Dance reviews
"You know," Amanda started, suddenly feeling energized with confidence, "people don't only dance at public dances. Sometimes, they dance wherever—" she lowered her voice even though no one else was around "—as long as they're with each other."
Kingdom Keepers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-26-10 - Finn W. & Amanda L. - Complete
11. The Story of Us reviews
Alvin gestured for her to get on the seat. Brittany hesitated. "I could sit on the bar, you know," she said. "It would be faster." Alvin's throat tightened. If she sat on the bike's top bar, it was going to get cozy—real cozy.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-13-10 - Alvin S. & Brittany M. - Complete
12. Come Down With Love reviews
"I almost wrecked my car during my driving lesson, I accidentally put my shirt on inside-out, and I got lost in my own backyard, all because I was thinking about you." He stopped the car. "I think I've come down with love," he admitted almost silently.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-20-10 - Alvin S. & Brittany M. - Complete
13. How to Lose a Girl reviews
All this week he had noticed that she obviously liked him. She had worn her best clothes, she had let her hair out of her ponytail, and she had let him cut in front of her in the lunch line! And now he was going to tell her that he felt the same way.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-14-10 - Alvin S. & Brittany M. - Complete
14. Boy Meets Girl reviews
"Wait-do you like Alvin?" She gaped at him. "Ew! Gross, that's disgusting!" She turned her body away from where he was sitting on her computer chair. Then after a few seconds she turned back and said, "Okay, maybe a little."
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-30-10 - Alvin S. & Brittany M. - Complete
15. It's Hard Being Brittany! reviews
"Alvin…the truth is…when you made fun of being a girl…it just…it's a tender subject for me.It's just really hard trying to be perfect all the time." "Well, I think you're perfect." The words were out of his mouth before his brain thought of saying them.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-24-10 - Alvin S. & Brittany M. - Complete
16. Valentine's Spies reviews
They walked away casually, so he assumed they weren't suspicious. He watched from behind the bush until finally they turned the corner. Did they like him? Was that it? Maybe he could use it to his advantage! Now he just needed to get a little closer...
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,499 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-13-10 - Alvin S. & Brittany M. - Complete
17. Good Morning is an Oxymoron reviews
Good morning' is an oxymoron," he said. Alvin gasped. "Simon! Just because Brittany broke up with you, doesn't mean you can make fun of mornings!Theo still believes mornings are good," he whispered. Theodore looked curiously at Alvin.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-31-10 - Complete
18. Beauty and the Beast » reviews
Well, Miss Brittany!" the sub continued, "How about you be The Beauty?" Brittany flipped her hair. "Well, I do believe I'd play that part well!" "Who would like to be the Beast? He gets to lock the Beauty up in a tower." "I'll do it!" Alvin yelled.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,931 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 1-23-10 - Published: 1-18-10 - Complete
19. Reactions reviews
Besides, Brittany can't always end up with you, you know." "Then what am I supposed to do now, huh?" Alvin took a swig of water. "Do I die alone! Is that it!" "No, no, no," Theodore said, "You go with Eleanor." Alvin did a spit take.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-6-10 - Alvin S. & Theodore S. - Complete
20. New Year's Resolutions reviews
Resolutions?" she asked, "You've never made any resolutions before!" "That's because she could never keep them, " Eleanor joked along. They laughed. Brittany looked at them. "Ha-ha," she said without humor, "But this time, it's for real!"
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-1-10 - Complete
21. The Diary reviews
She's...she's hiding something from us...,"Eleanor said, switching her vision to Brittany. "I saw her shove a book behind her back...she doesn't trust me..." Her eyes welled up with tears.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,666 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-31-09 - Complete
22. Alvin in Wonderland reviews
The Chipettes high-fived while the Chipmunks groaned again. "Um, excuse you!" Alvin said, "Now. Who is telling the story? ME! So NO MORE interruptions." To Alvin's surprise, they all silenced. "Uh, okay then. Where was I? Ah, yes. Once upon a time...
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-13-09 - Complete