Gender- I'm may be female, but i can kick, tazer, mace, and then slaughter your ass in a matter of seconds.

Age-HA! like I'm going to tell y'all!! Lets just say, I'm probably young enough to be your little sister.

So right now I'M obsessed with Teen Titans, so I've been coming up with all these Ideas for stories, then I label 'em all stupid after the terrible event of my first story -bows head in shame-. Anyhoo, I'm working on the Gypsy and the Pirate, and I've been getting some pretty good feed back from that one. I'm totally continuing it. (Though, its hard to keep coming up with events to happen. PLEASE SHARE YOUR IDEAS!)

Things I love- Evanescence, Nickleback, coffee, long words that do not exist, using curse words, being myself (this includes my randomness), and being nice to almost everyone I meet. Fuck you, stranger danger, I got some mace!

Things I hate- PINK!! the color people, I actually love the singer, people who are depressing, preppy people (there is a difference between happy and preppy!), people who can't sing, but insist on doing so.

Oh, and I really have no problem writing citrus content stories, someone has to request it though!!

FAVE FOOD- It's a tie between chocolate and rigatoni.

Color-BLUE BABAY!! Purple is my second, black my third, green my fourth.

Teen titans couples I DESPISE!!

don't hate me for this, but I absolutely DESPISE the StarRob and BBRae couples. I just HATE them. Deal with it.

Most of the time I won't flame a person's story. I just don't. It's mean. I normally say it very nicely, saying it was a really good story, just not for me. Being mean is exactly that. Mean.

Just because I don't tell people my age, doesn't mean I won't tell my birth date. It's June 30. Whoop de frickin doo.

Okay, so I mainly write Teen Titans stories, so Maybe if someone feels like asking, I might try to write something else, as long as I know what I'm talking about. I might be writing some batman stories if someone asks for them...

Oh, and Just so y'all know, generally my summaries are waaay better than the story itself. That's just how it works with me. Deal with it.

And for future references, I don't appreciate mean reviews or flames, so if you are going to flame me, think twice, cuz I WILL send you a veerrryyy mean reply. And believe me, you might think I'm a major bitch afterwards. 'Cuz I'll kick your ass. Verbally.

My favorite (though probably OBIVIOUS) Teen Titans Character- Raven!(hints the name)

Quote's that make me LMAO

-evil beware, we have waffles- still laughin my ass off at that one.

Jack Sparrow: Will you tell me something? Have you come because you need my help to save a certain distressing damsel? Er... rather damsel in distress? Either one.-Pirates of the Carribean, At Worlds End.

Jack Sparrow: as he sees rock-like crabs Now we're being followed by rocks. Never heard that before.- Pirates of the Carribean, At worlds end.

Davy Jones: Do you feel dead?
Jack Sparrow: You have no idea.- Pirates of the Carribean, At worlds end.

Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes. (lie detector blows up)- The Simpsons

Raven: during a battle in the tower, she sees a bunch of robots come out of a room That's my room! NOBODY GOES IN MY ROOM!- Raven, Teen Titans

Brother Blood: about Bumblebee Another spy! Tell me, was anyone at my school actually there to LEARN?- Brother Blood, Teen Titans

Terra: to Raven, after an earthquake Are you gonna give me that look every time there's an earthquake?- Terra, Teen Titans

Cyborg: trying to convince Raven to come to the birthday party they're throwing for her We've got a pinata shaped like Beast Boy. You know you wanna smack it. -Cyborg, Teen Titans

Raven: Terra.
Terra: Raven.
Raven: Traitor.
Terra: Witch. -Raven and Terra, Teen Titans

Cyborg: Star! Remember that purple wiggly Tamaranean pie thingie you made that was full of bugs?
Starfire: My stewed grunthmek which made you physically sick?
Cyborg: You gotta cook up some of that!-Cyborg and Starfire, Teen Titans

Beast Boy and Cyborg are fighting, trying to fnid the remote control
Cyborg: shouting Man, how am I supposed to watch TV without the remote?
Raven: (angry) Simple... you just get up, and change the channel.
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Cyborg: Don't even joke like that.
Raven: Ugggghh... I wasn't joking.
Cyborg: Good. Cause it's not funny.-Cyborg and Raven, Teen Titans

ater Elastigirl of the Doom Patrol calls Beast Boy by his first name
Cyborg: ..."Garfield?"
Beast Boy gives embarrassed chuckle
Raven: wicked grin Oh, I'm gonna get a lot of mileage out of this one.-Cyborg and Raven, Teen Titans

FUN BOX, OH FUN BOX, SMALL AND SQUARE AND DARK. FUN BOX, OH FUN BOX, CHECK OUT THESE COOL, FUN LOCKS!- Happy peppy Gary and Happy peppy Betty, Fairly Odd Parents

THERE'S MORE TO COME!!

Anyhoo, so I'm generally a nice person, like a homicidal teddy bear on coffee. Makes ya feel all fuzzy, don't it?

Oh, and though y'all probably don't give a damn, EmaniaHilel's story Estranged is what motivated me to get an account and share the peices of literature (my brain crap that some people like) on here. So thank him/her for me, 'cuz with out him/her, you wouldn't have such things as TTRaven4Ever's fanfctions. Well, unless someone else came up wth my name in their heads, then you would, but I think you get my point. At least, I hope you do.

Questions that haunt me-

Who the hell is Waldo, and where the hell is he?!
Who the hell is Scott, and why the hell is he so great?!
What would chairs look like if our knees were on the back of our legs?
What would we look like if our knees were on the back of our legs?
If vegetable oil is made of vegetables, and corn oil is made of corn, what is baby oil made out of?
Is it possible to cry underwater? How would you tell?
Why is it that you park in a driveway and drive in a parkway?
Which came first the chicken or the egg?
Is it possible to kill some one with a plastic spoon?
What is the origin of the name Bob?
What is the origin of the name Pete?
What's the deal with airline food?
Why is a fart so damn funny?
Is god's real name god?
Who came up with the idea of gravy?
Why does no one try eating chocolate and gravy besides me?
Who came up with the Idea of FanFicition?
When I go to hell, who will scream first, Me or Satan?
Who the hell invented im-ing lingo?!
Why is it illegal to kill teachers, especially if they're bitchy ones?!
Who came up with the idea if school?

I'm always adding more, that's the worst part...

On a lighter note, I'm thinking about trying to make an Artemis Fowl and Teen Titans crossover FanFic. I'm just working on some minor details for the plot, My story- The Gypsy and the Pirate, and a one shot that i hope will make people believe that I haven't lost my touch. Of course, someone else could try writing one too, so I wouldn't feel so lonely -hint hint-.