Hey all!

Name: Lucy

Age: I won't say, but probably not old enough to read the stuff I do.

Gender: Female. I don't know many guys who read yaoi (except Crusnik02)

School: Twyford C of E, but I live nowhere near there. I have to take 2 busses to get there T.T

Likes: Writing, reading, drawing (I'm ItachisPurpleChakra on DeviantArt), manga, music, GaiaOnline (I'm Shadow Troubles there), talking with my friends, sleeping, eating, chocolate, yaoi... (the last one I like very much).

Hates (or dislikes): Losing, sport, brussel sprouts, school, flamers, pain

Fave mangas (I don't really watch anime): Naruto, DNAngel, Trinity Blood, Death Note, Hana Kimi (although I've stopped reading it), Fushigi Yuugi, Tsubasa, Bleach (but I haven't read that much), Fruits Basket

Fave pairings (I also support some threesomes, depending on who they are):

Naruto: SasuNaru, GaaNaru, ItaDei, DeiTobi, KakaIru

DNAngel: DarkxKrad, SatoDai, TakeDai, ArgentinexKrad/Dark, TowaxWiz (my mind works in mysterious ways), KradSato, DarkDai, DarkSato, KradDai (those four can be paired in any which way)

Trinity Blood: TresxAbel, TresxEsther, TresxHugue, LeonxHugue, HuguexAbel, CainxAbel (so what if it's incest? They're both pretty hot)

Death Note: LightxL, MelloxMatt, MelloxNear. There aren't many pairings in DN.

Hana Kimi: ...I can't think of any, really. Maybe Shuuichi and the guy who sees ghosts? ...I can't remember that guy's name... I think it begins with K? Ah, yes, Kayashima. And Hokuto Umeda and Akiho... or Ryouichi. I love Hokuto!

Fushigi Yuugi: TasukixChichiri, TamahomexNagato

Tsubasa: KuroFai, AshuraxFai (even though I LOVE KuroFai. It's a kinda abusing father/submissive son relationship), SyaoranxSakura... oh, and TouyaxYukito

Bleach: IchigoxIshida, KisukexIchigo, HichigoxIchigo, RenjixByakuya

Fruits Basket: YukiKyo, HaruYuki, ShigurexHatori

Least fave pairings:

Naruto: SasuSaku, NaruSaku, GaaSaku, Neji with anyone except Tenten or Gaara, GaixKakashi

DNAngel: Anyone with Risa... and that's about it.

Trinity Blood: AbelxEsther (Abel's just too damn tall!), anyone with Caterina... maybe not Tres... but I just can't see anyone plausibly being with Caterina except Tres.

Death Note: Anyone with Misa, AizawaxMogi, Near and anyone except Matt or Mello.

Hana Kimi: I don't really care who goes with who... just so long as Hokuto isn't with a girl, especially Mizuki.

Fushigi Yuugi: I'm pretty fine with any pairing... oh, except NurikoxTasuki.

Tsubasa: Anyone with Fai or Kurogane excpet for the other. As in, I fully support KuroFai.

Bleach: I don't mind.

Fruits Basket: TohruxHaru.

Other things I like: Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean, Van Helsing, Doctor Who, Torchwood, Heroes

I hate Twilight... it's okay, actually, but it's not anywhere near as good as Harry Potter.

Favourite music: Rock, heavy metal... my favourite band is The Offspring.

Now it's time for the SHADOW CORNER! applausesness

...Applausesness? Live with it.

Anyway, as you may have guessed, I am this shadow that Luce mentions. So, about the dude behind the drama. Hey, a lot of those come up; the soul behind the sin, the man behind the mask... most of those which Luce has used on Gaia.
About me:
I'm decidedly MALE. Live with it.
Talking to people (apart from Luce) annoys me.
I'm straight... which really annoys/confuses Luce XD
I'm a masochist. Luce constantly asks me why when it reminds me of being ripped from nonexistence but I have my reasons.
I don't have many preferences, apart from that my favourite song is Anna Molly by Incubus. I always was weird. Plus I love songfics. They're awesome XD Goodbye Mr A, watch this space!
You may have noticed (unless she's said nothing about me) that my name is Hidan... first off, that's no reference to Hidan from Naruto. Secondly, that's not my name... I don't plan on telling my name anytime soon either. Thirdly, it's just one of those random things that Luce does.

On a more serious note, I should probably explain what a shadow is, if you're not sure. Basically, it's like having MPD (Multiple Personality Disorder), except a shadow is a conscious being. It's kind of like putting a person into another person's body, so you have two minds/people/personalities/consciousnesses/whatever in your body. Shadow isn't the technical name for it, it's kind of like a slang, or a nickname, because a shadow is LIKE your shadow (one being cast by light); it's always there, but you don't really notice it all the time. But there's a few differences; we can talk back, we can take over your body and we have personalities. That's another thing.
Emotions. A shadow's (I'm talking about shadows as in me and Crusnik02's shadow, not shadow you get from light) emotions will be slightly altered by the host's (the one who has the shadow inside them) emotions, but not much. Say I'm in a hopelessly shit mood, and Luce is all la-di-da-happy, my mood will get a little better... although I'll probably get more pissed off because she's skippin' round like a fairy. Okay, different example... say Luce is in a shit mood, and I'm relatively happy, I won't be AS happy... but I won't be shitted off too.
By the way, any questions about shadows probably won't be answered on the web, so if you want to know more, you could PM either Luce or Crusnik02.

That's about it from me since I'm sleepy, so you can get on with Luce's profile.

Game time!

List twelve of your favorite anime characters in any order:

1. Dark

2. Tobi

3. Krad

4. Gaara

5. Tres

6. Neji

7. Itachi

8. Naruto

9. Fai

10. Abel

11. Petros

12. Cain

1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?

Yes. I plan to read many, many more. TresxAbel FTW!!

2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?

You need to ask? I LOVE Krad... he's soooooo hot.

3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?

Ouch... Krad would HURT Neji.

4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?

Yeah, quite a few... but I can't remember the names of them.

5) Would seven and two make a good couple?

Ouch, incest and not that good a couple... their personalities just wouldn't fit.

6) Four/eight or four/nine?

Four/Eight all the way! One of my all-time favourite pairings!

7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

Itachi and Krad would have a huuuuuuuuge fight over their uke Naruto. Possessive much?

8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

Chokes on seemingly nothing A TobixNeji fic?! What sort of madness is that?!

Anyway. Fine.

Neji never asked to be born into the branch family. Nobody respected him, because of his family. But what happens when an Akatsuki member takes an interest in him for the very same reason?

I did it, happy now?

9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

No. Don't even GO there. Gaara is cold, emotionless and quiet. Abel is happy, loud, goofy and sometimes a f'cking nuisance. Gaara would go crazy.

10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

Of Stealing And Steel

11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?

chokes again How in the seventh fucking HELL would that happen?! How could you put Krad with Petros?! Is this rigged to make random pairings?! (Apart from AbelxTres. AbelxTres FTW)

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?

Yes and definitely yes. (KuroFai FTW!)

13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you chose?

Remembering Sunday by All Time Low. Even though it's about a girl, it sounds like the sort of thing Fai would sing/listen to...

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

Complete, total and UTTER crack.

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?

Oh, god, I can SO imagine that... rolls on floor laughing uncontrollably

Naruto: Did it hurt?

Tres: Re-input information.

Naruto: ...?

Tres: Please repeat what you said.

Naruto: Did it hurt?

Tres: Did what hurt?

Naruto: When you fell from heaven. You must be an angel, right?

Tres: ...Negative. I feel no pain, and I am not an angel.

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.

No. I will NOT. I only pair Abel with Tres and/or Cain.

17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

I dread to think.

18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

He just wanted to understand the concept of love. Was it his fault that he started having feelings for a certain purple-haired thief?

19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

Oh yes.

20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

...does Dark count?

21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

I don't think so... I like really random characters.

22) Would you write Two/Four/Five?

No. Purely because I wouldn't subject Tres to that madness.

23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

...nosebleeds...

has mental image of Abel and Tres going at it...

"Oh! Tres, harder!"

That is what would happen.

24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

I read it just before updating my profile. It's called Becoming Human by Cat Alex. It's a great fic, by the way I'm also writing a Duo/Tres slash because there should be at least one on this site.

25) What is Six's super-secret kink?

The ability to strip without using his hands... or the ability to strip someone else without using his hands. Kinky. XD

26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

That would be the end of Petros if Kuro-pin found out, lol XD

27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

...If the situation ever did occur, it would be Krad.

28) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?

Dark and Fai are in a happy relationship (uh, okay?) until Fai suddenly runs off (Fai's too loyal!) with Gaara (just... no.). Dark, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Petros (chokes uncontrollably) and a brief unhappy affair with Cain (...that would be hot, Dark and Cain...), then follows the wise advice from Tres (no surprises there, then) and finds true love with Tobi (OMGWTF?!).

Trials Of A Thief's Love

29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

That wouldn't be too bad, actually.

30) Pair all of your characters with someone on the list... but you can't choose someone you've already used!

Dark and Krad, duh...

Tobi and... Fai?

Gaara and Naruto.

Tres and Abel hearts

Petros and Cain?

Itachi and Neji?

-ItachisPurpleChakra's version of number 30: Pair the characters with anyone, but you can't use the same person twice. That would make things SO much easier!

I stick with Dark and Krad.

Ditto Tres and Abel.

Ditto Gaara and Naruto.

Tobi and Deidara (c'mon, you all knew I'd say that)

Fai and Kuro-pon (hearties)

Petros and Ion Fortuna (I once read a really good PetrosxIon fic)

Cain and Dietrich, or Cain and Isaak. Or a hot threesome! almost nosebleeds

Itachi and Deidara, Itachi and Hidan, Itachi and Kisame. They all work for me.

Neji and Tenten (the only straight pairing I like)

Another Naruto thingie

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Haku, Sai, Deidara, Itachi, Hidan, Tobi, Gaara, Kankurou, Kakashi, Iruka, Obito, Minato Namikaze...

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? It says at the top, but I'll repeat them. GaaNaru, SasuNaru, NejiNaru, ItaDei, HidaDei (yeah, my mind works in mysterious ways), HidaIta, KisaIta, DeiTobi, KibaNaru, NejiTen...

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi, yuri or hentai fan? I LOVE yaoi... I'm not a fan of Yuri, although I'm not against it... I'm fine with hentai...

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? Konan once, Itachi twice and Kakuzu once.

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: None.

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? Dunno...

7. NaruHina or KibaHina? KibaHina.

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuNaru all the way!!

9. Which team is your favorite? Either team Gai, the sand siblings or the team Kakashi was in when he was a child.

10. Do you support the Obitobi theory? I did before it was proved wrong. I still kinda believe it. C'mon, there's all the signs.

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Well, when it was still a theory, yes.

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? I like all of them, actually. Except Orochi-perv.

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Anti.

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? No, I hate the voices. I don't really watch the anime.

15. Have you read all the chapters so far? I think so, unless a new chapter is out. I'm really up-to-date with it.

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADHD? Probably.

17. Sub or dub? Dub. I can't stand subs.

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Anti. Definitely.

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Both, but more funny.

20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Ya don't say.

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Neither, really.

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Neji. Or Haku. Or Sai.

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?: Awesome, but not very.

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? Sasuke if he went all happy-la-di-da and that. Or Kakuzu without his mask.

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?: Yeah.

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? A couple, but I hardly ever get off my lazy ass to upload.

27. Do you like lemons? Does that need an answer? Lemons... are... fantastic. Provided it's a good pairing, of course.

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Doubt it.

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? Hells yeah, it's legendary!

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? Dunno, WTF are they?

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? Yes, my bestie, mentioned below.

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? Yes, when I was drawing Haku. One of my all-time besties is a Haku fangirl.

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this? No... none of the teachers catch me.

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? No... my grades are as ever.

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? Nope. I haven't spent any money on it... perhaps drawing materials, but that would happen anyway.

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Yes... just to see. Honest. But I would probably end up hooked because that's what happened with Naruto, Bleach, Trinity Blood AND DNAngel. Worst-case is actually TB, I'm really, REALLY obsessive..

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? No.

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery? I draw... but not very well. I've done a few of Gaara, some Haku and a couple of Sai, but none of them are very good...

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? He wasn't sexy in the first place. In his curse seal thingie, he gets even uglier.

40. Do you have a Naruto OC? No. I use OCs in one of my Naruto stories, but they weren't made for Naruto.

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Not really, but I'm quite obsessive.

42. Who is your least favorite character?: Orochimaru-bastard-perv-paedo-sick dude. Or Sasuke. Or Karin.

43. Which character do you think is most misunderstood?: Itachi!

44. Which character is most under-rated?: Sai or Haku.

45. Which character has the worst past?: Gaara or Kakashi.

46. What do you think of Ino and Sakura's rivalry?: I don't get it... Sasuke is such a bastard.

47. Does it anger you to see Sakura reject Lee?: No, not really. But then again, who else can Sakura go with?

48. Do you even like Lee?: He's okay, but not one of my favourites.

49. Do you hate Sasuke?: Do you need an answer? Seriously? That duck-butt-haired bastard who...

1 - hates Gaara

2 - beat up Naruto who's suppposed to be his uke (yes, go the SasuNaru!!)

3 - went off to join Orochimaru, therefore making him a traitor

4 - hangs around with Karin

5 - is mean to Suigetsu

6 - tortures people

7 - didn't kill Naruto for the sole reason that he didn't want to be like Itachi

8 - disrespects everyone

9 - can't even tell Sakura and Ino to stop fighting over him

10 - is just fucked up

So, do you need me to tell you?

50. Do you hate Yashamaru?: No... he's one of the misunderstood characters.

51. Do you think all Gaara needs is just a hug and a good night's sleep?: Yes, but I value my life.

52. Can anyone honestly say they hate Naruto?: Some people, but nobody I know.

53. Do you think Shikamaru deserved to become a chuunin?: Yes.

54. Do you think anyone else deserved to become a chuunin?: Yeah.

55. Do you think Shino could've made chuunin if he had the chance to fight?: Probably.

56. Do Shino's bugs creep you out?: Not really.

57. What do you think of Kankurou's outfit?: It's cool... although he would look better with it off. Yes, I am a Kankurou fangirl, although I'm not obsessive.

58. What do you think of Sasuke's jumpsuit?: Its a jumpsuit?! I thought he wore a top and shorts...

59. Should Naruto ditch the orange jumpsuit?: Nope.

60. Should Lee get a different haircut and outfit?: Yes.

61. Do you think Gaara is evil?: At first I did, but then they showed the flashbacks.

62. Why do you think Kakashi is always late?: It's depressing.

63. Do you think Itachi's nails are pretty?: Yeah XD

64. Do you think Haku had pretty nails?: Uh... I didn't really notice.

65. Did you originally think Haku was a girl?: No. Because Kakashi said "judging by his size and the timbre of his voice, he can't be much older than Naruto." or something like that.

66. Did you originally think Yashamaru was a girl?: Yep.

67. Which character(s) is the best looking?: Gaara, Itachi, Deidara or Hidan.

68. Which character is the worst looking?: Gai or Lee.. sorry guys.

69. What was your first impression of Lee?: Weeeiiiirrdoooo... mainly because he instantly falls in love with Sakura.

70. What was your first impression of Gai?: Whoa... he has some SERIOUS eyebrows. Is he Lee's dad or something?!

71. Do you think Sakura is worthless? After Shippuuden, no. But before, yes.

72. Which female kicks the most butt?: Temari. Either her or Tenten, but since Tenten gets her ass whooped and handed to her by Temari... well, lets just say, Sunagakure makes good ninja.

73. Who should become the 6th Hokage?: I already know what happens, and I know Danzo gets it but it should SO be Naruto.

If you're interested in discussing fan-related ideas, there's a site that you might be interested in: http://fanbbs.net/

That's about all... but please read and review my stories!! Luv ya all!

-Darkie-sama

-Hidan, just cause I'm that awesome. And I want to talk again X