93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

I'm bartending at an AA meeting.

I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.

Don't Worry!, I don't know where I am either.

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot.

Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!

A day without sunshine is like... night.

You has just recieved the Amish computer virus. Since the Amish do not have computers, it is based strictly on the honor system. Please delete all files on your computer. Thank you for your cooperation.

If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I would be at the bottom to catch them.

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

If corn oil is made from corn, where do we get baby oil from?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?

If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.