I found Fan Fiction looking for a short story Rick Riordan wrote, The Stolen Chairiot

How many Americans can say, "I almost lost my grandma in St. Peter's Basilica." I can. She was teasing me about it, too. It happened again in the Vatican Museum.

Btw...ITALIAN PASTA ROCKS MY WORLD! It is so flipping delicious! And I was worried I wouldn't like it. They describe the way I like it as 'white'; no sauce, no parsley, no butter. Just the pasta and cheese. Mmm...

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I wonder...

Did anyone, ANYONE, realize where I got the idea of Jolene Adams in Family History from? That's kind of sad, ecspecially if you either:

A) Listen to Dolly Parton (I don't, and I still know this)

B) Watched American Idol Season 7

C) Were a fan of Brooke White's during said season. SERIOUSLY. (I am aware that not everyone on this site is American, but some are).

I got the idea of her from the song Jolene! I practically quoted the song! (almost) 'with flaming locks of auburn hair, with ivory skin, and eyes of emerald green' are the lyrics. This is what I said: 'her flaming locks of auburn hair, her green eyes, and ivory skin'. I even gave her the same name!

I also wonder if anyone came to look here to answer my question in chapter 34...

Random/Interesting Facts

-The same woman who plays Molly Weasley in the Harry Potter movies plays Rosie in Mamma Mia!, the movie. Rosie is the short one with spiky hair that sings ‘Take a Chance on me’. They have totally different personalities!

-Ralph Fiennes (Lord Voldemort in HP movies 4-7) is the 8th cousin of Prince Charles.

-Hero Fiennes-Tiffin, the kid who plays eleven year old Voldemort, is the nephew of the guy who plays Voldemort (Ralph Fiennes)

-Richard Harris only agreed to take the part of Albus Dumbledore in Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001) after his then 11-year-old granddaughter threatened never to speak to him again if he didn't.

-The same woman who played Melody in The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea plays Timmy Turner in The Fairly OddParents. And Joss Possible in one episode of Kim Possible (Showdown at the Crooked D). Weird.

R.I.P.- Albus Dumblerore , Sirius Black, Hedwig, Mad-Eye Moody, Severus Snape, Remus Lupin, Nymphadora Tonks Lupin, Fred Weasley, Dobby, Colin Creevey,Cedric Diggory, Zoe Nightshade, Bianca di Angelo, Castor(son of Mr. D), Pan, Quintus/Daedulus, Lee Fletcher, Silena Beauregard, Charles Beckendorf, Ethan Nakamura, and all of the other Demigods who fell fighting for Camp Half-Blood.

They will never be forgotten

Percy Jackson and the Olympians Survey

1. Which book from the series was your favorite? Why?
I wish I could say all of them. I would say...(so hard!) The Last Olympian! Awesome book, I have to say.

2. Which Olympian god/goddess is your favorite? Least favorite?
My favorites are Poseidon and Athena (not because of Percy and Annabeth. When I was a little girl, I wanted to be a mermaid. I am also smart.) My least favorite would have to be Ares, because who wants war?

3. Which half-blood/mortal in the series is your favorite? Least favorite?
Annabeth is my favorite, and Rachel is my least. I know there's really no reason to hate her now, but I just have to. I'm a grudge holder.

This or That

Percabeth (Percy and Annabeth) or Lukabeth (Luke and Annabeth)?
Percabeth 4eva! Luke is an evil jerkface.

Annabeth or Rachel?
Annabeth. Stupid Annoying Rachel!

Thalia or Luke?
Thalia, because Luke is evil

Riptide or Backbiter?
Riptide, because Backbiter is an evil weapon.

Wisdom or the Sea?
This is such an unfair question! Umm...wisdom.

True or False (opinion based)

Percabeth?
TRUE!

Perachel?
NO! FALSENESS!

I have read one of the books in less than 4 hours.
False :(. I wish I could though; that would be awesomeful.

I wish that when Annabeth kissed Percy that they weren't about to die and he would've kissed her back.
OMG! TRUE! THAT WOULD BE SO AWESOME!

I have written fanfiction for this series.
Yes! True! I have!

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1. First thing you wash in the shower? hair
2. What color is your favorite hoodie? pink
3. Do you plan outfits? yeah who doesn't?
4. How are you feeling RIGHT now? Curious
5. Whats the closest thing to you thats red? a red pen
6. Do you say aim or a-i-m? a-i-m
7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having? Don't laugh. Well, now you got to, right? Mythical creatures were taking over the world, and this girl who's name I can't remember and I had to save the world. There were many creatures, but I can only remember one type: giant people who looked like people-shaped veggies.
8. Did you meet anybody new today? Nope
9. What are you craving right now? Sweet Tomatoes Big Chunk Chicken Noodle Soup (For you western Americans that's Souplantation. It's a chain of restaurants in America for people who don't live there.)
10. Do you floss? no...I know, I'm bad about my teeth...
11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage? lettuce
12. When was the last time you talked on aim? never
13. Are you emotional? no, that's my little sister's department
14. Would you dance to the taco song? whatever that is, I don't think so.
15. Have you ever counted to 1,000? yes! I was super bored!
16. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it? lick
17. Do you like your hair? Yes, I love it! I just got layers! My mom always says I have fabulous hair and the lady on the cruise ship who styled it for formal night said she wished she had it.
18. Do you like yourself? Only when I don't embarress myself. Jk, of course.
19. Have you ever met a celebrity? Kevin Costner and Drew Seeley. My sister met George Lopez and Drew Seeley.
20. Do you like cottage cheese? no
21. What are you listening to right now? my iHome
22. How many countries have you visited? USA (I live here), Canada (yummy Tim Horton's donouts!), Mexico (Before Swine Flu), Spain, Italy, France, and many Carribean Islands (Royal Carribean cruise line, I thank you!).
23. Are your parents strict? Sort of. Half and half, really.
24. Would you go sky diving? YES!
25. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush? idk
26. Would you throw potatoes at him? only if I don't get arrested
27. Is there anything sparkly in the room you’re in? Edward Cullen ;). jk. um (looks around) my Disney world princess hat. I am such a little kid.
28. Have you ever been in a castle? I don't know...I've been in some pretty big places...I think they were churches that looked like palaces though.
39. Do you rent movies often? I used to, but not anymore
30. Who sits in behind you in your math class? idk, school hasn't started back up again.
31. Have you made a prank phone call? yes
32. Do you own a gun? No
33. Can you count backwards from 74? Yes
34. Who are you going to be with tonight? My parents and sister
35. Brown or white eggs? white
36. Do you own something from Hot Topic? no
37. Ever been on a train? Yes
38. Ever been in love? Idk, I wouldn't recognize the feeling.
39. Do you have a cell-phone? Yes
40. Are you too forgiving? no
41. Do you use chap stick? Only If I really need some
42. What is your best friend doing tomorrow? i don't know. She said something about a movie.
43. Can you use chop sticks? Yeah, I learned when I was twelve
44. Ever have cream puffs? no yuck.
45. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect? no
46. What was the last question you asked? um...I don't remember.
48. What was the last CD you bought? That's tough; I buy off iTunes only now. The last album I bought off iTunes was I Want You To Want Me from KSM
49. Boys or girls? What exactly is this question asking? Which you like? If that's the case, boys.
50. What is your bus number for school? I don't ride one
51. Is your hair curly? Wavy unless styled otherwise.
52. Last time you cried? I don't remember
53. Ever walked into a wall? yes
54. Do looks matter? Only a little (do you really want to look like a slob?)
55. Have you ever bought anything from Pac Sun? Yes
56. Have you ever slapped someone? Yeah
57. Favorite time of the year? anytime I don't have to go to school
58. Favorite color? purple 4eva! It has been that way for as long as I can remember.
59. Are you sarcastic? yes
60. Do you have any tattoos? Ew no. They disgust me.
61. The last person you held hands with? my Great-Aunt Dot; we just call her Dot. We were walking through a crowd in France and didn't want to get lost.
62. Do you sleep with the TV on? NO
64. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people? Yes.
65. Do you like your life right now? yes
66. How often do you talk on the phone? I text more
67. What is your favorite animal? penguin
68. What was the most recent thing you bought? a birthday present for my friend
69. Do you have good vision? no, I need glasses.
70. Can you hula hoop? Only on my arm. I used to be able to hula hoop around my waist, but I suck now.
71. Could you ever forgive a cheater? no
72. Do you have a job? No
73. Can you handle the truth? Depends on what it's about
74. What are you wearing? My temporary pajamas (temporary until my usual ones are washed. The current ones are two different shades of blue and the usual ones are red and pink)
75. Have you ever crawled through a window? Yes. It was so much closer than the door. Seriously, that wasn't a joke!

YOUR GUY SIDE:

~You love hoodies.
~You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
~It's hilarious when people get hurt.(sometimes)
~You've played with/against boys on a team. (kindergarten and first grade. Kindergarten was with the boys for half the year and against them the other half. First grade was against the boys)
~Shopping is torture.
~Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
~Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
~You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
~You watch sports on TV.
~Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
~You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
~It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
~Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
~You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
~Sports are fun
~Talk with food in your mouth.
~Sleep with your socks on at night

Total= 9...

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

~You wear lip gloss/chapstick. (occasionally lip gloss, mostly chapstick)
You love to shop.
~You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
~Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport (although I don't participate in it, I still consider it a sport)
You hate wearing the color black.
~You like hanging out at the mall.
~You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. (I just don't get them a lot)
~You like wearing jewelry.
~Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe (sort of, I have a lot but I have a lot of shorts too)
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
~You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance
~It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.(only on special occasions, like formal night on a cruise ship)
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
~You care about what you look like. (sort of...I mean, I don't want to look like a slob)
You like wearing dresses when you can.
~You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
~You love the movies.
~Used to play with dolls as a little kid. (barbies, bratz, polly pockets, American Girls, ect.)
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Total= 14...at least that's more than 9...

Pairings I love!

Harry Potter

-HarryxGinny

-RonxHermione

-Albus DumbledorexMinerva McGonagall (MMAD) (I love this pairing, and I didn't realize other people did too until I found fanfiction!) They are so good together: http://www.hpana-media.com/2005/GoF/Movie-Images/95.jpg and http://www.dvdrama.com/imagescrit/harrypotter4ga2int118.jpg

Twilight

-EdwardxBella

-JasperxAlice

-EmmettxRosalie

-CarlislexEsme

-JacobxOC (He needs to go and get his own life away from Bella, Renesmee, and the rest of the Cullens)

-RenesmeexOC (Go away, Jacob!)

Inkheart

-MeggiexDoria (Farid's a jerk, and he doesn't deserve Meggie)

-MortimerxResa

-Dustfinger/Roxanne

Percy Jackson and the Olympians

-PercyxAnnabeth (Percabeth)

-SallyxPoseidon (Salleidon)

-SallyxPaul (I like the idea of Salleidon better, but this is okay...)

His Dark Materials

-LyraxWill

The Books of Ember

-DoonxLina

H2O: Just Add Water

-EmmaxAsh (Emmash)

-CleoxLewis (Clewis)

-RikkixZane (Zikki)

Kim Possible

-KimxRon

-BonniexJr.

Suite Life on Deck

-CodyxBaily

Zoey 101

-ZoeyxChase (Finally, they got together!)

Winx Club

-BloomxSky (Would her ex-boyfriend from Earth please just go away?)

-StellaxBrandon (Would Mitzi please see a lost cause and go die in a hole?)

-MusaxRiven (Would he please stop being a jealous freak?)

-FloraxHelia

-TecnaxTimmy

-LaylaxNabu (yay, he proposed...on Earth...)

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Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree
The boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

My Favorite Books/Book Series:

-Harry Potter by JK Rowling

-Twilight by Stephanie Meyer

-Inkheart Trilogy by Cornelia Funke

-Percy Jackson and the Olympians by Rick Riordan

-His Dark Materials by Philip Pullman

-The Land of Elyon by Patrick Carman

-The Chronicles of Narnia by CS Lewis

-Emily Windsnap by Liz Kessler

-Triskellion Trilogy by Will Peterson

-The Books of Ember by Jeanne DuPrau

-The Otherworldlies by Jennifer Anne Kogler (I MET HER! SHE'S REALLY NICE!)

-The Bar Code Tattoo by Suzane Weyn

-The Bar Code Rebellion by Suzane Weyn

-Coraline by Neil Gaiman

-Chasing Yesterday by Robin Wasserman

-Fablehaven by Brandon Mull

-Grey Griffins by Derek Benz and JS Lewis

-The Stoneheart Trilogy by Charlie Fletcher

-Septimus Heap by Angie Sage

-Kingdom Keepers by Ridely Pearson

-The Thief Lord by Cornelia Funke

-How To Disappear Completely and Never Be Found by Doug Richmond

-Gilda Joyce Psychic Investigator by Jennifer Allison

-So B. It by Sarah Weeks

-The Headless Cupid by Zilpha Keatley Snyder

I highly recommend them all!!

My Favorite TV Shows: (Don't make fun of me. Seriously)

-H2O: Just Add Water

-Kim Possible

-Life With Derek

-Wizards of Waverly Place

-Suite Life On Deck

-Sonny With a Chance

-Big Brother

-Zoey 101

-Winx Club

My Favorite Games (I added this because of the Games section. Isn't it weird that you can write stories about games?)

-Sims 2 (for PC)

-Toontown

-Animal Crossing

-Thrillville (For Playstation 2 only)

-Nintendo Dogs

-Wii Play

-Wii Sports

-Wii Fit

-Mario Cart (for Wii and DS)

-Mario Party (Any version)

TWILIGHT!

Edward Cullen: Hotter than Jacob since 1901
Bella Swan-Cullen: Luckier than you since 1987
Carlisle Cullen: Calmer than you since 1640s.
Esme Cullen: Kinder than you since late 1800s
Alice Cullen: Quirkier than you since 1901
Jasper Cullen: Smarter than you since 1843
Rosalie Cullen: Better than you since 1915
Emmett Cullen: Stronger than you since 1916
Renesmee Cullen: Cuter than you since 10 September, 2006

The charecter that I HATE the most out of all the books I've ever read (Which is a lot):

JACOB BLACK!

Reasons why:

-He hits on Bella

-He kisses Bella

-He tricks Bella into kissing him

-He imprints on Renesmee

-He hates Edward (1-3, a little in 4)

-ETC.

Other disliked charaters:

-Rachel Elizabeth Dare (PJO)

Watch it!

Winx Club, Every Episode Seasons 1-3: http://www.4kidstv.com/winx-club

Winx Club Movie English (the first one): http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=AshleyMTisdale1Fan1&view=playlists

WInx Club Season 4 Episodes 1-13 (the second one): http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=AshleyMTisdale1Fan1&view=playlists

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I have a YouTube account, but it is boring. I've done nothing. Well, I made two playlists, but that's it. The playlists above are mine. In the Watch it! part of my profile.

OMG I totally LOL when i read this! enjoy!

35 Things to do when your in Walmart! - UPDATED-

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

16. Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly when they take one.

17. Buy 350 cans of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" when the cashier tells you the price.

18. Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask people where you can find the CDs.

19. Start a fish-stick fight.

20. Walk up to random people, give them bear hugs, and say very loudly that you missed them and they never really did get that dandruf shampoo you recommended.

21. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you while you scream "The Germans are coming!"

22. Attempt to fly off a high shelf.

23. Run up to an employee and ask "Do you like me?" If they say no, yell out "You broke my heart, you evil monster! I'm telling the manager!" and start throwing canned tomatoes at them. If they say yes just to get you away, pat their shoulder, and say "What a shame because that girl over there" point to a random person "was just about to ask you to dinner."

24. Throw confetti on random people walking into the store.

25. Whisper "I know your 'little' secret" to people in the checkout lines.

26. Stand inside the freezer in the frozen food section.

27. Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...they want me to take you away...to aisle eight..."

28. Ask the clerk to make a page saying "If there is an Edward in the store, Bella is looking for you at the main info desk".

29. See how many cans of frosting you can open and thoroughly lick without getting caught.

30. Go to a person with a shopping cart full of merchandise and demand a ride in the basket.

31. Practice your juggling with a few Grade-A eggs.

32. Squeeze the cream-filled doughnuts.

33. Walk into the baby clothes section, pick up a pink baby dress, then throw it down and run away screaming that the pink bunnies of doom came back.

34. Bow to the display of T.Vs in the electronics section.

35. See if you can move the bottom can from the gigantic canned beet pyramid

FUNNY THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR

1.When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2.Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3.Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4.Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

5.Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

6.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7.Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8.Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment.

9.Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

10.Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

11.Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

12.Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13.Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14.When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

15.Swat at flies that don't exist.

16.Tell people that you can see their aura.

17.Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

18.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20.Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

21.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22.Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

23.Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25.Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

26.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!"

Reason the human race has evolved thus far.

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Ways to Annoy people at the cinema:

Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"

Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.

Clap when the good guy gets killed.

During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"

Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.

Yell out what is going to happen.

Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.

Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.

Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.

Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.

Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.

Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.

Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.

Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)

Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.

Try to start a wave.

Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.

Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.

Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"

Sing with the theme music.

Bring and use your own air freshener.

At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."

Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.

Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.

Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.

Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"

Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.

Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.

Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.

When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"

Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.

Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"

Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.

Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.

Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"

Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.

Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.

Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.

Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.

Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.

Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.

Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"

Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"

Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"

Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer's name is going to be said.

Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.

Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.

Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.

Pass by a room that's showing a movie you've already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the end

WHAT TO DO IN AN EXAM YOU KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO FAIL ANYWAYS, SO WHAT'S THE POINT OF TRYING??:

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Freak this!" and walk out triumphantly.

14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)

15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

24. Masturbate.

25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the heck are you? Where's the regular guy?"

26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.

32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."

33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..."

34. Fake an orgasm. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #_ moved you, deeply.

35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect.

36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam.

37. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen.

38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girl nearby.

39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.

41. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if he/she did it.

42. Dress like the professor.

43. Cross-Dress.

44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.

45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras

This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you! 32/100 apply to me.

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking (then it got caught in my hair)
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself (We kind of caught each other looking at each other in a mirror while singing a romantic song in chorus...)
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair (First grade)
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else (OMG I was ten and I absentmindedly wrapped my arm around the person's arm next to me because I thought he was my dad!)
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole (technically I rode my bike into a mailbox on accident, but that's the same thing)
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do. (OMG that happens all the time!)
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye (with my own glasses)
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on (actually, my shirt was stuck in my hair and I didn't realize it. It was a bad hair day...)
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test (this one)
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it (It was a solo too! I'm scarred for life!)
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie (I made one up)
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence (only when I forgot what I was going to say!)
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions (fourth grade. The directions said to just write your name. It was a following directions test)
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people (on purpose)
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out (my eyebrows. it worked. much better than waxing, actually...)
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it. (it also made my lips bigger!)
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil (I do that a lot)
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling. (I do that a lot in hotels)
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

ABOUT THE WONDERFUL ME!!

Name: Katherine

Gender: Girl.

Hair color: blonde

Eye color: green

Birthday: Sep. 5

Stuff i LOVE: pasta, purple, penguins, prius (an awesome car), pink (The 5 P's!). Also: reading, singing, computer time, theme parks, and horseback riding.

Favorite song: OMG the entire Guilty Pleasure album by Ashley Tisdale!

Siblings: one annoying little sister

Interests: reading, singing

What was the last book you read? That changes, like, every two days, no matter how thick the book. Unless it's really thin. I once finished a book in four hours, it was so thin! And it wasn't one of those kid's books either.

What's your personality like? happy, sarcastic, fun, weird-awesome.

What are your thoughts on writing? i like it, as long as its not assigned and/or for school

What is your favourite month in the summer? June-no school & sunny warm

Favorite books: Look up =)

1.YOUR REAL NAME: Katherine

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Katizzle (that sounds funny...)

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Purple Penguin

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Inez Chaville

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Thokalow (That sounds weird)

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Pink Sprite

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Aozalce (Cool, but weird)

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Bella (A little odd for a goth name...)

9. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Michelle

10. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (something bad, favorite fruit) Poison Apple

11. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (third favorite color, pirate accessory) Red Skull

Put Your playlist/iPod on Shuffle and Note the First 15 Songs. I would appretiate it if people didn't make fun of me for my childish music taste. But I want to make one thing clear: I do not like Hannah Monana or Miley Cyrus with the exception of one song. Goodbye is that song, I don't know why I like it so much, i just do.

1. How does the world see you? 7 Things by Miley Cyrus

2. Will I have a happy life? Play With Fire by Hilary Duff

3. What do my friends really think of me? This Is My Time by Raven Symone

4. Do people secretly lust after me? Every Time You Lie by Demi Lovato

5. How can I make myself happy? Hawaiian Roller Coaster Ride by Jump5 (hate this song!)

6. What should I do with my life? Like Whoa by Aly & AJ

7. What is some good advice for me? All the Way Up by Emily Osment

8. How will I be remembered? You Are the Music In Me (Sharpay Version) by Ashley Tisdale

9. What is my signature dancing song? Walking On Sunshine by Aly & AJ

10. What do I think my current theme song is? Baby It's You by JoJo (not what I had in mind)

11. What does everyone else think my current theme song is? Come Clean Remix 2005 by Hilary Duff (Really?)

12. What song will play at my funeral? Radar by Britney Spears (oo-kay...)

13. What type of men/women do you like? Hot N Cold by Katy Perry

14. What is my day going to be like? Fearless by Colbie Calliat

15. What will tomorrow bring? All the Way Around by Ali Lohan

List twelve of your favorite characters from books, in no particular order.

1. Annabeth Chase

2. Percy Jackson

3. Hermione Granger

4. Harry Potter

5. Bella Swan-Cullen

6. Edward Cullen

7. Renesme Cullen

8. Finn Whitman

9. Alexa Daley

10. Emily Windsnap

11. Kendra Sorenson

12. Jenna Heap

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

No and No. Edward belongs to Bella! A vampire and a Fairykind? (I used to think it should be KendraxGavin, but I don't anymore. Gavin is an evil dragon)

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Yes, I guess so. I don't know; he doesn't exist.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

That would be impossible; a girl can't get a boy pregnant. If eight got twelve pregnant...well, Charlene and Amanda would be extremely jealous of the princess.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Only three.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

NO! Percabeth forever! EdwardxBella forever! Not EdwardxPercy!

6. Five/Nine or Nine/Ten? Why?

Neither! They're both girl/girl (I'm not prejuduced, I just think it's a little strange)

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?

Renesme would go tell Annabeth (if she ever met her) and Annabeth would be crushed that Percy liked another girl. Then she would get jealous, causing Jenna to have a shorter life span than she expected (in my world)

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Hermione is on vacation in the Bermuda Triangle, and she knows that something other than the myths is off. Then she meets Emily, a half mermaid, half human. What will happen?

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

No, there would have to be a PJO/KK (Percy Jackson and the Olympians/Kingdom Keepers) crossover! But there are a lot of 1/2 fluff fics!

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Help From a Princess

11. Does anyone read Three het?

Yeah, RonxHermione or HermionexHarry or HermionexViktor, etc.

12. Does anyone write Eleven?

Yeah

13. Would anyone write Two/Four/Five?

No.

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

I have absolutely no idea what kind of song I would choose for Finn Whitman, DHI in Kingdom Keepers. Got any ideas?

Well, if he was a girl, I would say Hero In Me by Emily Osment

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

T, for possible violent fighting over the hot vampire between a princess with a wizard adoptive family (and a kingdom) and Hermione with a lot of wizard and witch friends

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

About a half-hour ago

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (2).

(Annabeth Chase) and (Renesme Cullen) are in a happy relationship until (Alexa Daley) runs off with (Harry Potter). (Annabeth), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (Kendra Sorenson) and a brief unhappy affair with (Jenna Heap), then follows the wise advice of (Bella Swan-Cullen) and finds true love with (Percy Jackson).

Most of this is weird, but I like the ending 'finds true love with Percy Jackson' THAT IS HOW IT IS MEANT TO BE! PERCABETH FOREVER!

What title would you give this fic?

Messed Up Until the End

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

I would feel like Jacob lost his chance with Renesmee to a hero in Disney World (Finn). YES! Jacob's an annoying pest.

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets by JK Rowling

-plain why you did this."

(The whole sentence: Then Dumbledore said, "Please explain why you did this.")

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

Empty air

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Extra

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

9 PM

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

8:59 PM

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

My iPod on its iHome

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

This afternoon. Coming home from school, the orthodontist, McDonald's, and dropping my little sister off at cheer practice.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

lizzie Hopscotch's profile

9. What are you wearing?

My school uniform - black polo, khaki pants - with a personal touch, my magenta undershirt.

10. Did you dream last night?

Yeah...Selena Gomez was telling the world that Miley Cyrus had it all...odd...I like Selena better than Miley...

11. When did you last laugh?

Just now, thinking about my odd dream.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

My calender, academic awards (Numerous Student of the Month awards, Perfect Attendence, strait A's all year, Most Diligent, NHJS admittance award), my chorus class 07-08 photo, a giant painting of a white flower and a purple background, pictures of me since the first grade, a picture of the penguin I adopted at the aquarium (he isn't mine, I just paid for food and medical care for him), a picture of me from my school talent show, me on a horse (his name is Oreo, and he looks like and oreo), my handprints from when I was four, my birthday party, my Birthday Keepsakes certificate, me on the Tower of Terror, me on Sheikra, me on Kumba, and my Dream Catcher (I haven't had a single bad dream since I've owned it)

13. Seen anything weird lately?

My sister's face. That wasn't a joke; she really is funny-looking.

14. What do you think of this survey?

It makes my life seem different than I previously thought

15. What is the last movie you saw?

Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Buy myself a record label and become famous. Maybe a book publisher.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I am a giant little kid on the inside. I am intrested in fairies and mermaids and witches and princesses and all that stuff.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Make everyone drive around in horse-drawn carriges so we don't waste fossil fuels and save the atmosphere.

19. George Bush:

is no longer president

20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Idk, maybe Ashley, Bridgette, Brooke, Chloe, Kirsten...I like so many names...

21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Theodore. I just like the sound of it.

22. Would you ever consider living abroad?

No.

Things about the gods in PJO I find interesting (LAST OLYMPIAN SPOILER ALERT):

1. Poseidon, Hades, and Hermes all fall in serious love with mortal woman and talk about long time relationships. Poseidon offers Sally a castle under the sea. Hades offers Maria a castle near the Styx. Hermes mentions marriage around May.

2. Dionysus actually cares about his kids.

3. Athena defends Percy's request when he's on Olympus

4. Zeus helps Percy without even blinking

5. Hephaestus doesn't get angry at Percy for standing on his throne

I'll think of more later.

LINKS! REMEMBER, READ EACH THING CAREFULLY. I DO THIS FOR ALL MY STORIES, SO YOU COULD BE LOOKING AT THE WRONG THING. THE STORY WILL BE METNIONED IN THE TEXT ABOVE THE LINK.

Percy Jackson

This is the dress Annabeth bought for the Spring Dance, but in sea-green and white, not black and white. Not because of Percy, but because these two colors look perfect together.

http://flowergirloutlet.com/images/SWD08011801_Black_L_1.jpg

This is her hairstyle: (I had to get a new, different one because the link broke)

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl1/23/231215/14_2008/fab.jpg

This is the dress Annabeth bought for the prom.

http://www.partycloz.com/dress_pix/DSC03771b.jpg

This is the dress Rachel bought for the prom.

http://www.partycloz.com/dress_pix/DSC04197b.jpg

This is Annabeth's hairstyle for the prom.

http://www.hairstylestalk.com/images/wedding-hairstyle-updo.jpg

This is Rachel's hairstyle for the prom. Minus the tiara and veil. I just couldn't find anything better.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/78/198231622_4b333a5e2d.jpg

This is the olive tree flower.

http://www.olive.sg/main01/b_flower.jpg

This is Sally's Wedding gown

http://www.partycloz.com/WeddingDressesB0209.html

The bridesmaid's gown (this isn't how it is described in the story, because the previous link was broken)

http://snowymountaingifts.com/yahoo_site_admin/assets/images/hsx729.340163845.jpg

The flower girl's gown

http://www.onlineflowergirldresses.com/dresses/nc/a/575/f.jpg

The veil

http://www.veilubridal.com/2-t-big/cathedral-wedding-veil.jpg

The tiara

http://www.bridalgems.co.uk/shop/images/t82_blue_wedding_tiara.jpg

The hair, except, my shoice of veil and tiara in the place of the ones that are in the picture. And, Sally is a brunette, not an auburn haired woman. If you see only a web address, click on the web address at the top of the page where you would type the address and hit enter. You should see the picture then.

http://www.womensbeautylife.com/albums/Bridal-Hairstyles/bride_j.jpg

When Sally Met Poseidon

This is the car.

http://a248.e.akamai.net/7/248/1229/v134/imageonthefly.autodatadirect.com/images/?IMG=U2MAGEF1.jpg&WIDTH=425

Percy Jackson and the Hogwarts Students

This is Juniper's dress for the dance:

http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t45/maggie6138/prom1.jpg

This is Ginny's dress for the dance:

http://www.big.az/uploads/1215602348_Paris_Prom_Dress_18779_full.jpg

Hermione's dress for the dance:

Front view: http://www.partycloz.com/dress_pix/DSC06767b.jpg

Back view: http://www.partycloz.com/dress_pix/DSC06769b.jpg

Annabeth's dress for the dance:

http://www.partycloz.com/dress_pix/DSC02994b.jpg

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I FINISHED THE LAST OLYMPIAN IN 7HRS AND 30MIN! NEW PERSONAL RECORD!
(Well, I read a book in 4hrs once, but I don't really care for that book at all. It was boring)
(I know that there are some people out there that can read 381 pages easily in less than that, though, which is totally awesome)

MY FINAL MESSAGE: If you actually read through or even skimmed through all that stuff above...you are totally AWESOME!!