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Author has written 4 stories for Twilight. Twitter: @catonspeed The safe word is: quadrotriticale TLM... it's not abandoned; it's waiting for a jolt of energy, and a liberal, lascivious, lubrication of good quality rum, but mailinly a big work project to be wrapped up with a bow Hang tight, i've got a plan, and a fuckton of beautiful grammar edits of everything so far from the wonderful jaspersdestiny to go through, and i'm taking a break from everything fandom related until i wrap up the work shit, so you won't find me anywhere for love nor money until i'm back in a position to dish up words. Savvy? And if you've sent me a PM or a review and i haven't replied, don't feel slighted - i haven't replied to anyone, they get auto-filtered into a folder in my inbox by gmail labelled 'Reasons why you are a cunt' | |||||||
1. The Last Mile » reviews8yrs from NM bday party aftermath: It's the final nail in the coffin & Bella is running south after bad news. Where has she been? Meeting the last person she expected to find on the desert roads of Texas, is her life ending or just beginning? Jasper/BellaTwilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,729 - Reviews: 1519 - Updated: 9-14-10 - Published: 10-3-09 - Bella & Jasper2. Disgrace reviewsWhat happens when your heart shatters? Not every fairytale has a happy ever after. Fandom Gives Back piece written for Mauralee88. AU/AH BPOVTwilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,664 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 4-20-10 - Bella - Complete3. Master Cuddlecock reviewsRound Mound of a Beehound Contest winner: Edward applies for a phone line position at a local charity to round out his CV in preparation for his medical school interview, only he's not working with the kind of pussy's he thinks he is. catonspeed & lacym3Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,233 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-10-09 - Edward & Esme4. Itz lik nt fukin dark itz lik nt fukin lite WtMf! reviewsTwilight from Mike's POV. If he was a ghetto hoodrat from the dirty streets of Brixton, England, who fell for and wooed Bella in his own special way Most Shitteous Craptastic Cuddlecock Crack Contest 2009 entry DaRe yOu ReAd tHe CrAcK! i dare you...Twilight - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 11-29-09 - Mike & Bella - Complete
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