Good news: To those who love the Kingdom Hearts series and Legend of Zelda! Midna Hytwilian will be taking up the quest of writing a fanfic involving Sora, Donald, and Goofy in The Minish Cap!

Q. Why The Minish Cap and not Ocarina of Time or Twilight Princess?

A. Originally it was to be OoT, but, I recently got into Minish Cap and I

Q. Why Kingdom Hearts?

A. I love Kingdom Hearts and have beaten the second one. Kingdom Hearts is one of those games you want to see a movie-(Cough)LOZ(Cough)-and just fall in love with the characters, even the bad guys-(Cough)LOZ(Cough)-which just makes it great.

Q. Will anyone else be writing this with you like SoulDragon12's "The Legend of the Dark SoulDragon?"

A. My friend Serenity will be helping out, as she's already said. She does not know anything about MC except that Vaati's a bit of a power crazed insane bastard-as mentioned below-but she said she'll do her best. Not to mention my friend Toni for a few chapters if I can get her to. Alas though, Serenity knows next to nothing about MC and I'm pretty sure the same goes for Toni. Which means I'm pretty much screwed unless I can find the script so it can be absolutly perfect.

Q. When does the story take place?

A. After KH 2 and just about when MC begins.

Q. Will any OC's be added in?

A. No. Not at all.

Q. What inspired you to write this?

A. http://jinx9090.deviantart.com/art/Sora-in-Hyrule-101674844 I guess I just loved the keyblade. (Shrugs)

Q. When will this be out?

A. No clue, it may be a year or so till it actually does to be honest.

Corner of Suicide

??=Not sure if it's going on Hiatus or if I'm just taking a slight break.

A Legend Far More Advanced-Hiatus

Craintes et passions, mort et relations profondes-Hiatus

Surviving Each Painful Memory-Cancled

The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Secrets-??

Trouble Close at Hand-Hiatus

Ever wondered what would happen if all of your OC's suddenly came to be, and then came to visit you to say hello?

-Oh dear goddesses, that'd be the best...okay, not the best. I got a few bitches.

Well, the two Claire's would be fun! Claire from my RP would be very hillarious. She's just too sweet and Starfirey, I'd probably give her to my best friend. XD Claire from I'd Rather Die would be EPIC! I'd have her and Ivory Evergreen bake for me all the time. Mmm. Oh dear goddesses, Alex and Alexandra? Those two would be the shiz. Alex could be my body guard and Alexandra could teach me the little bit she knows about weilding a sword. Chad's a jackass so I'd use him as a punching bag, Elimy's a bitch so I'd probably lock her in a closet. Katie would be fun to torment, a LOT! Sabrina-you don't know her YET-is so naive that I'd love tormenting Vaati around her. "Magician? Don't you mean sorce-" "MAGICIAN!" =_= You don't wanna know. Ummmm...Vixie would be adorable. I'd cuddle up with her and play Minish Cap with her, just so she'd say Spinach Cap. 8D Rebecca's a BITCH but it'd be cool to have her with me. Iono why, but, she'd be fun to hang around with when she's not trying to destroy me. -_-'

Midna's Corner:

A new segement on my profile. This is a way to get to know me better by hearing my opinion on pop culture and other stuff going on in the 21st century that has people freaked!

VMA's: Oh Nayru, where to begin? Besides the fact that it's utter CRAP I was watching it recently to see the NM preview. (Sighs) My Grandma's obsessed. But the whole thing with Taylor Swift-even though I hate her-was terrible. You just DON'T DO THAT! I mean, hell, if it were Hannah Montana and I were there even I wouldn't go up there and do that! As our current president Obama says, "He's a jackass." -

Micheal Jackson (RIP or BIH?): BIH stands for Burn in Hell, just so you know. I KNOW most of you are going to HATE me when you hear this BUT...BIH. As a musician he was great and I agree he is a legend. But as a person he was horrible. I honestly think he died during the Pepsi commercial BUT going by the announced death...BIH. Before that-if you had died then-RIP. You are a legend, you are a rapist. Let's move on people.

2012: Palease. I don't believe this bullshit. But if it does end up happening I'll be playing the Song of Time on an ocarina, if ya need me. ;)

Obama: FINALLY A BLACK PRESIDENT! See this is good. Now if only we could get a latino woman president or a gay president...(sees glares) What? It's about time. Racisim must end here.

Patrick Swayze (RIP or BIH?): RIP. You never heard anything bad about Patrick, he was a good soul. Sure he had a drinking problem but, hey, nobody's perfect. Tis a shame he had to die so young. Hope you're resting in peace and having a good time up there. And if we all believe in heaven maybe we'll make it through one more year, down on here.-Yellowcard

Fara Faucet (RIP or BIH?): To be honest I really don't know much about her. But she really didn't get much attention when she died since MJ stole the spotlight. :( That's a sad way to die, someone stealing your spotlight. I'd hate to go out that way. RIP for the fact that the human race is a bunch of jackasses who can't recognize more then one person's death.

Gay Rights: As I said earlier, racism needs to end now. People, being gay is part of nature. Even ANIMALS are born gay!

Abortion: I get VERY pissed when I read these copy and paste abortion stuff on profiles. What if you were raped and found yourself pregnent? I sure as hell wouldn't want that little bundle from hell. What if you're poor and know you'll have to put the child in an orphanage where it's not even likely they'll get adopted or will be happy? I sure as hell wouldn't want to do that to a child. Please, think before you open your big fat mouth.

Anything you'd like to see me talk about? Send a PM! Midna's Corner is not a paid program and the thoughts do not reflect on fanfiction.net.

Script writer of LSD INC Abridged Series.

Stories to Come Out Sometime:

Through the Looking Glass: The Epic Tale of the Wind Sorcerer: Sabrina is just an average young woman from Castle Town...well, as average as you can get with dead a librarian for a father and a dead witch for a mother. Sensing a strong strength of magic from an enchanted object, she goes to invistagate the market of Castle Town only to find a large plain mirror. With a shrug, she buys the mirror and brings it home, only to find out that this object is really enchanted. Is the man inside really a magican who's trick backfired or is he really the one who's slowly sucking the life out of her? Find out in, Through the Looking Glass: The Epic Tale of the Wind Sorcerer.

Legend of Zelda

Expected: ?/?/10

In progress.

Stories in Progress of being put on Fanfiction.net:

Welcome to My World: "I'll admit, I'm not a good person, but I am a good ruler." When summoned to a kingdom full of night-demons and sent on a perlious journey for their lives what chaotic hilliarity and adventure can Jack Sparrow, Ichabod Crane, Victor Van Dort, Willy Wonka, and Sweeney Todd find themselves in? "I picked the perfect ones...I'm sure it will be highly entertaining when they fight with each other." "And how do you know they will your highness?" "I know personalities. And hell knows at some point they'll turn on each other." "But how long could that take?" "Months...unless we speed up the progress."

Misc. Movies/Mythology

Expected: ?/?/09

Okay great news guys! I've opened up a devianART account named "SweeneysVendetta" check me out cause I created a fanfiction banner! Here it is... http://sweeneysvendetta.deviantart.com/

Fave planet: Venus (no clue why)

Fave Shows- Mermaid Melody (I watch it on youtube with subs), Rosane, Cosby Show, I Lucy, The Legend of Zelda show (it's GREAT to make fun of on youtube. Man the 70's were bad (Link from the show) EXCUSEEE ME PRINCESS! (me again) I AM NOT A FRIGGIN PRINCESS SHUT UP AND STOP FOLLOWING ME YOU FRIGGIN STALKER!), adamwestslapdogs Ocarina of Time and Majora's Mask Abridged series (I love the dark Link episode) HE LOVES MIDNA YAY! HIS FAVE CHARECTER! LOL!, Making Fiends (my friend showed it to me on the web and I followed it since. I want new episodes on nicktoons though! Damn you Nickelodeen cheepos), Pucca (yes I love the show, reminds me of me and my old crush Jacob he was short and VERY silent and called me Pucca lol), Bewitched, God really that is ALL I can friggin think of. OH WAIT SCRUBS! LOL! My dad and me watch it.

Fave Movies- Sweeney Todd ( I love you Johnny Depp, you god), any movie made by Tim Burton and any movie with Johnny Depp is in even if I HAVEN'T seen it! (That sums it down a bit) Aquamarine (my friends critize me on that one), Just Like Heaven (another movie I am critized on), Wizard of Oz (classic!), Splash, Somewhere in Time, and...umm...err...

Fave Books/ Series- Jack Sparrow Series, Pirates of The Carribean Series, Cirque Du Freak (genius Darren Shan is and I KNEW my fave author used his name in her series Link and Midna Come To Live LITTERALY!), Princess Diaries, The Twilight Saga (It was okay, not as great as they make it out to be), LoZ manga.

Fave Music- ALL Legend of Zelda music ( I LOVE Midna's Theme and Lament or whatever you friggin want to call it!) Paramore, Rooney, Yellowcard, Cure, Depeche Mode, Imogen Heap, Utada Hikaru.

Fave VIDEO GAMES AND CHARECTERS!- LEGEND OF ZELDA TWILIGHT PRINCESS: MIDNA, Link, Zant, Zelda, and Ganondorf, LEGEND OF ZELDA OCARINA OF TIME: Link, Zelda, Malon, Ruto, Nabooru, and Shiek, LEGEND OF ZELDA MINISH CAP: Vaati, Ezlo, and Link (Ezlo kicks ass and says basically everything I think), LEGEND OF ZELDA WIND WAKER: Tetra, Kingdom Hearts 1 and 2 Sora, Kiari, all disney charcters (especially Captain Jack savvy?), and Riku the emo! (I never DID beat 1.) Sims 2/ Sims. Oh and Brawl! WEEE BRAWL! LOL! I play Zelda since there was no FRIGGIN MIDNA! MIDNA SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN IT NOT WIND WAKER LINK! AND GANONDORF SHOULD HAVE BEEN ZANT! OR ZANT AND GANONDORF!

Quote of the day- "Yes, I am a gay robot." Red VS Blue

Word of the day- Shake

Character of the day- Ezlo

Song of the day- Jump in the Line

STEROTYPES THAT ARE NOT CORRECT! Bold are what I am!
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a lunatic.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST HATE everyone who doesn't SHARE MY BELIEFS.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be a white trash redneck.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I am WHITE and I like COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a NERDY GEEK.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm SOUTHERN, so my FAVORITE CATCHPHRASE is "GIT-R-DONE"
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. (I don't even know who those are and yes I can be preppy...I'm a very odd girl)
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (Eeh hee, "you are young, life has been kind to you. You will learn!" At least Sweeney didn't say you're naive if you're young!)
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. (Not entirely prep but you get the point.)
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. (Yeah right. (scoffs))
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (WAHOO!)
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (Writer, musician, and a bit of an artist.)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (Ilk Big Groups suck.)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (I might be a bit insane...lol)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. (Well I might be a bit but I ain't no bitch.)
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I like ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (I haven't stalked by I am a bit obsessive...obviously if you know me you'd know that. :D)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (Urgh I hate it when this sterotype is used towards me. XP)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. (I do have a cowgirl hat-looks like a sunhat now-and I wear the pink one sometimes...it reminds me of Captain Jack.)
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. (Eeh hee I wish I was perfect.)
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex. (Ill.)
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (Sometimes I do disagree)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I like YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times (sadly I've only been to one, they don't have any good ones near me...a guy was dressed as Captain Jack Sparrow...he looked hot lol.)
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. (Not with movies or shows and rarely with games but sometimes songs make me tear up, mostly books, and well life! :D)
I AM KIND to other PEOPLE, so I MUST be WEAK.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

New Moon. "Is something burning?"

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

The corner of my night table.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Comic-con 09 Live. (And those hosts were so annoying and they barely showed the place so I took it off after an hour.)

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

2:00am

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

1:53am, well that was pretty damn close.

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

My fan since my parents have the TV on so low.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Like around 7pm. I was coming inside after going to the food store and book store. YAY FOR BOOKS!

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Someone else's profile.

9. What are you wearing?

A long pink gypsy skirt with brown swirls, a pink tank-top with little bedazzled type of stuff on the straps, pony-tail holders, underwear, and a pad. - Now that's specific!

10. Did you dream last night?

Didn't get sleep last night but I had a dream when I went to sleep at 2pm to 6 for a nap and then at 9pm to 1:14 am when I woke back up.

11. When did you last laugh?

Um let's see, oh around the time I was watching Comic-con. I saw two guys dressed up as Ash and Brook and I thought that so cool and funny so I made this laugh that oddly sounded like Johnny Depp's from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Weird.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Pink paint, Johnny Depp cut-out, a few Hello Kitty stickers, a heart shadow box, my framed/signed Yellowcard poster, a butterfly tube light, doors which the room door has an Emily poster on it with glow in the dark stars and the closet door has a kitty post it thingy but I took all my pics off for now, oh and a wand from Disney.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Yeah my friends not on Gmail to bullshit with at 1am.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Not really thinking of it actually. Just thinking about fanfics to write with the google docs and those muffins the neighbors gave us earlier. Mmm cinnamon muffins.

15. What is the last film you saw?

Well at the theater it was Harry Potter 6-because I so did not pay attention to that movie 17 Again (I hate Zac Effron)-but on DVD? Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Let's see, A Sweeney Todd cutout, a Captain Jack Sparrow cutout, a big radio, a shit-load of new books, oh and an actual Dance Dance Revolution machine. I'd donate some cash to the Starving Orphans Charity too though but that's not buying now is it?

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

How do you know anything about me in general? Oh I know! I love Johnny when he gets aggressive in Sweeney Todd. Something about the way he shouts, growls, and is covered in blood that turns me on...

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Diabetis and how America's so fucked up now.

19. Do you like to dance?

Yes. Whenever I start dancing around and lip singing in front of my best friend she starts laughing and starts chanting me on. I play Dance Dance Revolution alot so...but I hate crowds so I doubt I'll ever go dancing to a club. Blech.

20. George Bush:

How about a shave? Sit, sir, sit!

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Saria or Zelda...maybe Midna but I think that's just pushing the limit.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Jack or Benjamin, cause Link and Sweeney is just a bit off don't ya think?

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Abroad what? I think you mean living aboard a ship mate. I'd so do it if Captain Jack was there, regardless if I had no laptop, MP3 player, or fanfiction.

24. If you could be the son/daughter of any Greek mythology gods or goddesses, which would you chose?

Aphrodite or Persamithany-not sure if I spelt the second one right-because I could make anyone fall in love with me or screw the bastards over and send them to the Underworld cause they deserve it. Ah justice.

1.Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle
2.For each question, press the next button to get your answer
3.YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

1.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

Not This Year

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Let the Flames Begin

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

Hallelujah

4.WHAT IS 2+2?

I Caught Myself

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Ladies in their Sensitive

6.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Sure Thing Falling

7.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

All Star

8.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

Wait

9.WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Simple and Clean

10.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

Girlfriend

11.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

That's What You Get

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

We Are Broken

13.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

Grey

14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

I'm Here

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

Hollywood, Died

16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

Dancing Queen

17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Poor Thing

18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?

Lights and Sounds

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

Decode

20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

Shrink the World

21.WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

Alms, Alms, Alms

22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

The Worst Pies in London

23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

Misery Buisness

24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

Bullseye

25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

My Heart

26.WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

What For

Fill out #s 1-12 with names of people from fanfiction material and answer the questions

1- Link

2- Midna

3- Zelda

4- Ganondorf

5- Zant

6- Skull Kid

7- Navi

8- Tatl

9- Tael

10- Princess Ruto

11- Saria

12- Malon

Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Hmm haven't seen one but damn does that sound like an interesting story! I call dibs!

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

HELL NO! OH DEAR GODDESSES! WAIT ONE SECOND WHILE I GO PUKE AND SCRUB MY EYES OUT WITH BURNING ACID TO GET THAT QUESTION AND NAME AWAY FROM MY INNOCENT BRAIN!

3) What would happen if Three got Four pregnant?

I'd find that friggin hillarious. Zelda and Ganondorf having a kid? Why, I believe Link would commit suicide!

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Nope. Never read one.

5) Would Two and Eleven make a good couple?

Well I don't have anything against yaoi but no way. There's only two characters I see from Zelda in yaoi. That's Zant and Ganondorf, although I think it'd be one-sided.

6) Five/Eight or Five/Ten?

They both are terrible but I think Five/Ten is better.

7) What would happen if One walked in on Five and Six having sex?

ROFL THAT'D BE HILLARIOUS! PROVES MY SUSPICIOUNS ABOUT ZANT! Um I think Link would back away slowly like in OOT when Saria gives him the ocarina and then run off screaming.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

(This should be good.) Zelda and Ruto meet under odd circumstances due to Lake Hylia drying up. At first the two cannot stand each other but put their differences aside for their people. As time stretches on they begin to see each one as a friend and soon...a lover. Can the Zoras and Hylians accept their new love?

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

ILL, romanticly, I hope not!

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

A Farmer's Wings

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

O.O Lots of insults, lots of jokes, basically Zelda bashing.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

No clue.

13) What might 3 scream at a moment of great passion?

She'd scream something poetic and smart.

14) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Ignorance by Paramore

15) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

LOVE TRIANGLE! NOT FOR THOSE WHO HATE MALON/LINK OR MALON/SKULL KID!

16) What might be a good pick-up line for 1 to use on Two?

(SQUE! ABOUT FRIGGIN TIME LINK DATES MIDNA!) "Without one the other cannot exist." ( ;) Nicely done Link!)

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'

You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.

Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.

Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

Soundtracks: Sunday, Bloody Sunday

1. Charmed Life by Leigh Nash

2. Sunday, Bloody Sunday covered by Paramore

3. Ignorance by Paramore

4. Won't Say I'm in Love from Hercules

5. Decode by Paramore

6. Stay Away by Paramore

7. Are you Afraid by Rooney

8. Rewind by Paramore

9. Just Like Me by Paramore

10. Just Like Heaven by The Cure

I'd Rather Die

(Note: Some of these songs are purely on here because they were in the story.)

1. Black Canvas by Imogen Heap

2. The Hell Song by Sum 41

3. Not Now But Soon by Imogen Heap

4. The Walk by Imogen Heap

5. Cartoon Heroes by Aqua

6. Animal I've Become by Three Days Grace

7. Monster by Skillet

8. Turn It Off by Paramore

9. Womanizer covered by Lilly Allen

10. Sanctuary by Utada Hikaru

11. You Are The One by Shiny Toy Guns

12. Cumulus by Imogen Heap

13. Here Today, Gone Tomorrow covered by Rooney

14. Shh by Frou Frou

Outfits

A Legend Far More Advanced- Cassandra/Zelda:

http://www.fanplusfriend.com/catalog/Elegant_Gothic_Aristocrat_Coattail_Blouse_TP00072_01.jpg

http://debenhams.scene7.com/is/image/Debenhams/20080627_103010780760?ProdLarge

http://www.shopcrazy.com.ph/wp-content/images/2008/08/boots-black.jpg

http://www.reputationadvisor.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/black-tophat-300x300.jpg

FAVE Quotes from Flygon Pirate's Just a Little Bit of Pixie Dust

“Man, he’s hot…” Emily said. “Yep, sure looks almost like Zac Efron.” Dawn said. Jessica, Emily, and Annie all scowled at Dawn. “Great, now you’ve just ruined the whole thing! Now I can’t think he’s hot anymore. Thanks a lot!” Jessica complained. “High School Musical sucks.” Emily said. “Try to keep that in our heads, or else we’ll get kicked out of here.” Annie joked. “Never mind that, let’s just go see the guy, who looks like…Johnny Depp and Jack Davenport at the same time.” Dawn said. “You’ve just restored it again! Thank you! But wait, does that make any sense?” Jessica asked, “it just seems kind of…wrong…”

"Shh! I think the word 'Nazi' is a forbidden word." "And so is the word 'terrorist' and 'bombs'." "No, I think you're thinking of the aiport terminal's 'forbidden words'..."

“The heck with it! We can use it for body glitter or something for our random needs and wants.”

“No, this must be a worse case! I bet she loves sparkly vampires so much, she sprinkles everything with glitter just to remind her of Edward!” Emily giggled.

“Calling it pixie dust sounds dumb.” Annie complained. “What else can I call it?” Jessica asked. “Dust?” “That sounds just ordinary and boring.” Emily said.

“Whoa! Now this is a ride! But it lacks something…it still seems kind of childish…” Jessica smiled with delight. “And no corny music too, that’s a good thing.” “I can show you the world…” Emily began to sing. “SHUT UP!” the other girls shouted.

“Ooh! We should do the Dumbo ride.” “That ride is for two year olds and Zac Efron.” Jessica complained.

“Who cares? I mean, we can change it a little, right?” Annie suggested. “Oh yeah, and all it’s going to take is a little bit of pixie dust!” Jessica grinned. “You know, you should probably work on those phrases, they’re pretty lame.” Dawn complained. “Mumbling critic nerd.” Jessica moaned.

“Let’s do the tea cups for no apparent reason and that we can get sick to our stomachs!” Jessica suggested.

“Of course not, these dragons offer us their protection.” Annie answered. “Vote for Pedro.” Emily randomly said. “What?” Jessica gave a confused look. “Never mind, it’s just a little Napoleon Dynamite humor.” Annie shyly smiled.

“But it’s only ten. What can we do for about two hours?” Dawn asked. That was when Jessica sneered. “I think I know what to do, and we can do it twice in a row.” “Oh no, when Jessica smiling like that again…” Dawn sighed, knowing what was about to happen. (This is one of my faves because I know who's coming EEH HEE!)

“Oh, I get it. You’re scared of Davy…” Annie tried to say. “You know that name is forbidden around me! Don’t you dare say it! Only say the initials or something else than that!” Jessica snapped.

“I want to dress up!” Annie said. “And why in the world would you do that?” Dawn asked. “Because I’m a nerd and I say so!” Annie replied. (I'm a nerd and I do the same.)

“This is it! We’re actually on the greatest ride in the world, and we’re in the very front! Woo hoo!” Jessica cheered. “Wamu!” Dawn said randomly. “Who cares about stupid insurance catchphrases?” Emily asked.

“This is a moment to remember for generations to come!” Annie said. “I love grapes.” Emily said. “What?” Jessica gave her a weird look. “Nothing. But did you know that cannibalism is frowned upon in most societies?” “So? We knew that already, Ms. Wonka!” Dawn moaned.

“Ha. It’s a pirate with a sombrero and a bird!” Jessica laughed. “I don’t think Mexico was founded in their time.” Dawn informed.

“It’s Poochie!” Jessica said happily. Once the boat passed the prison cells, it came to the treasure room. On the throne was Jack Sparrow. “Hurray for Captain Jack Sparrow!” Jessica cheered. "Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me.” Jack sang. “That’s my hero!” Jessica smiled, as she took some dust and threw it at Jack. The dust all flew to Jack, nothing particularly happened though, or so it seemed. “Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!” Jack said proudly.

“Excuse me, loves, but do you all need help from dear ol’ Captain Jack Sparrow?” The girls all turned around and gasped. “I cannot believe it.” Jessica’s eyes glistened. It was Jack Sparrow in the flesh. There was no doubt about it. Jack was standing there with hat, coat, rings, beads and trinkets tied in dread locks, and everything. “Are you really Captain Jack Sparrow?” Dawn asked. “Well of course I’m bloody Captain Jack Sparrow! Savvy?” “Wow, he even sounds like him.” Dawn was impressed. “Is there a Jessica Turner around here?” Jack asked.

“The only thing I hear is a bunch of people.” the man walked away. “That’s weird…he almost looks like Tom Cruise.” “They all do these days…sadly.” Annie said while coming out from the bush. (O.O)

“AAAHHHH!” Jack screamed. (I can hear him...sque!)

“But I don’t want Jack to feel left out!” Jessica whimpered. “Just give him some rum and a jar of dirt and he WON’T feel left out.” Annie added. ((hands over rum and jar of dirt to Captain Jack) Well there ya go sweetie!)

“Hey! Doesn’t that look like a Tie Fighter like the one Darth Vader uses in Episode four?” Dawn asked. Jessica sighed. “You and your Star Wars passion, it’s like me and pirates!” “And it’s like me with Phantom of the Opera!” Annie added. “And me with Indiana Jones!” Emily said. “OKAY! I GET IT! WE ALL HAVE LIKINGS!” Dawn shouted.

“Quit reading my mind!” Jessica snapped, “All I want is to show Jack the ride. He might like it.” “Another bloody ride?” Jack sighed. “It has you in it three times.” Jessica added. ((looks to where Jack was standing to see dustcloud trail leading to POTC Ride) Wow, he can run faster than he lets on.)

“Dang, this place is deserted.” Emily said. “I feel like eating chocolate cake right now…” Annie said. “Okay...I said ‘deserted’ and not ‘dessert.’” Dawn gave Annie a funny look. “What? I knew that. I just feel like it, was all.”

“Dawn?” Jessica squeaked. “Yeah?” “Can I cry?” “Suck it up!” “You all came to face you fate?” A different voice asked. “Oh crap…” Emily muttered. “Yes, let’s all start crying right now!” Dawn answered. “There is no point of return.” The voice stated. “PHANTOM, I LOVE YOU!” Annie shouted. “No…it’s not Phantom.” Jessica said. “Who the heck is it then?” Emily asked. “It sounds creepily familiar. I don’t know why, though.” Dawn stated.

“That…was…AWESOME! Let’s do it again!” Jessica yelled with thrill rushing all through her body. “Are you nuts?! That could have killed us!” Dawn stated. “So?”

Jessica panicked, snapping her head in various directions. But then, found a building next to the Pirates ride that wasn’t there before. “Rum Runner’s Isle?” “That wasn’t there, before.” Emily said. Immediately, the girls all ran in, knowing that a certain someone they all knew was responsible. The building was more of a small shack, filled with rum bottles of all sorts. Hanging on the wooden door was a sign that said, “For captains only.” As the girls all entered, they sighed of relief. It was Jack, holding a bottle of rum and sitting on a comfortable chair. “Oi! What are you doing here?” he asked. “Um…” Jessica spotted her backpack with the dust inside of it. “Can we have our dust back?” “Go right ahead. I have a pouch of it all too myself.” Jack answered as he held out his leather pouch.

“So…let’s try to guess on who this Ultimate Evil clan boss is just for the heck of it!” Annie said. “Why?” Emily asked. “I’m freaking bored…” “Okay…um…how about…the creator of the It’s A Small World ride!” Jessica guessed. (PURE EVIL MAN!) “No.” Dawn said. “The creator of High School Musical and Camp Rock?” Emily joked. (-_-' that is no joking matter, I believe Emily got it.) “Come on! Be serious! Think of those classic Disney Villains!” Dawn snapped. “Don’t you think that they would be dead or retired by now?” Jessica asked jokingly. "Maybe…but we’re still not sure. Let’s just guess anyways.” “Okay, how about Maleficent?” Annie suggested. “Nah…that’s dumb and NOT original.” Jessica scoffed. “You know what I just realized?” Emily asked. “What?” all the girls turned to Emily. “I have just realized that the word 'malevolent' and Maleficent are so similar! I understand why she has that name!” “Wow…that IS something…” Dawn rolled her eyes. “Back to subject….what about Captain Hook?” Emily suggested. "Nah, if a villain is scared of something that Steve Irwin can take on easily, than no.” Dawn said. (Lmao, true.) “Jafar?” Annie guessed. “Hey! We all like snakes!” Dawn said. “Um…Captain Hook?” Emily guessed. “That’s stupid! You already said Captain Hook!” Dawn said. “Why don’t we think of the new villains? Since we really don’t have a majority going on here.” Jessica suggested. “Good idea!” Dawn agreed. “How about…Zurg!” Annie suggested. (OH I KNOW WHO ZURG IS! He's the one based off of Darth Vadar! Eeh hee I know my Toy Story!) “Who?” Jessica gave “You don’t know? Buzz Lightyear’s enemy?” Everyone gave Annie a blank stare. “Never mind.” Annie sighed. “What about Hopper?” Emily guessed. “He’s a freaking grasshopper! Do you actually think he’s going to do any damage?” Jessica asked. “He could grow large.” Annie said. “Dawn, why don’t you guess? Annie and I are the only one’s guessing.” Emily asked. “Okay…I guess that it’s…Darth Vader!” “That’s NOT a Disney Villain!” Jessica argued. “So? Okay then, what’s you guess then?” Dawn asked.

“Don’t make us use the Force on you!” Dawn warned.

“What the heck was that? Suicide?” Emily asked. “It was an attempt.” Annie whimpered. “Are you emo?” “Shut up!” Annie growled.

“Who cares? As long as they don’t see fish face back there chasing us, we’re fine.” Annie answered. “Actually, the correct term is cephalopod face.” Jessica corrected. “What about octopus face?” Emily suggested. “NOOOO!” Jessica yelled. “What do you even have against octopi and why? And you do realize that cephalopod and octopus is kind of the same thing, right?” Dawn asked. “It’s just not octopi, it’s just that seeing one or hearing the term reminds me of…you…know…” Jessica shivered, unable to finish her sentence. “I thought the plural term was octopuses…” Annie thought out loud. (No it's actually octopi.) “None of us actually know. We’re just trying to sound smarter.” Emily explained. “STOP SAYING THAT!! THE IMAGE…IT BUURNS!!” Jessica shouted. “What are you really thinking about?” Dawn asked. “Poor Mr. Mercer! He didn’t no what hit him!” Jessica whimpered. (Yeah but he deserved it.) “Oh…that…” Annie felt her stomach churn. “Aw, I just had that image out from my head! Not again!” Emily complained. “Can we get back to running for our lives here? We’re actually slowing down a bit.” Dawn said.

“The dust offers us its protection!” Emily cheered. (Wow. Just. Wow.) Dawn gave herself a face slap in shame and embarrassment. “We need to work on our phrases…” she sighed. Jessica was in a very solemn mood. She was staring at the floor. “I can’t believe we left Jack behind…” “It’s quite interesting how you four got here so fast.” Jessica looked up and smiled cheerfully. “JACK!” Jack Sparrow was standing in the middle of the living room with a half-full bottle of rum with one hand and the leather pouch of dust on the other. He was slowly swaying back and forth from all the rum he drank without stopping. (My heart skipped a beat SERIOUSLY when I read this!) Jessica ran up to Jack and gave him a big hug. “I was so worried about you!” “How did he…oh…” Annie answered her own question. “I have a bit of my share.” Jack held up his leather pouch. “Oh, and I would like to inform all of you of something very important.” All the girls gave their undivided attention to Jack and waited silently, but eagerly. “It seems that I was wrong about the Ultimate Evil thing…” “Oh…so there’s no villains at all?” Annie guessed, hoping that her guess was right. “No. There are two groups of evil that you need to keep of sharp eye on.” (O.O GOD DAMN IT!) Annie’s mouth flew open. “Huh?” “There is the New Legion and the Old Legion.” Jack answered, “The Old Legion consists of those villains from the way beginning and New Legion is villains from this point in time…” “Further explanation please?” Emily asked. “It means that the Old Legion has the old, classic bad guys in it, and the New Legion has the bad guys that are from today.” Jessica explained. “You mean that Davy...I mean DJ's part of the New Legion?” Dawn asked. “What about Darth Vader?” “Maybe he is part of one of the legions…since he is displayed in the MGM Studios…” Annie answered. “But those classic villains…like Maleficent and the perverted sea witch; they are part of the Old Legion. But the New Legion is more dangerous and more evil!” Jessica added.

“Charlie says that he wants to throw an elephant seal out the window.” Athena translated. (O.o)

“DAAH BWAAH!” Charlie shouted, glaring at Dawn. “He said ‘screw you’.” Athena translated. (Lmao I guessed that!)

The black dragon laughed. “No…Jessica put dust on me earlier to put an ‘invisible cloak’ on me.” “HARRY POTTER REFERENCE!” Annie cheered randomly. (BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER! Lmao...had to.)

“Aw…my pixie dust! Emily moaned. “Hey! I thought we agreed to not call it pixie dust!” Jessica snapped.

“No…it wasn’t that….I’ve noticed this shady looking man…He’s hiding behind that green light post. He’s been staring at me this whole time!” “Is it Jones?” Annie asked nervously. (Indy was hot when he was young lmao.) “No. He’s wearing this…dark-brown coat and a hat…and sunglasses…that’s all I can see…Huh…déjà vu.” “Why in the world are you saying ‘déjà vu’?” Dawn asked. “I don’t know…That guy reminds me of someone…”

“What?” she swallowed her bite, “Is Alfred Molina doing a show for us? So far, I like his show…It’s quite convincing. But shouldn’t he be in Universal Studios instead of here?” ((sighs) Jessica you moron it's DR. OCT!)

“How can you be eating your hot dog at a time like this?!” Dawn growled. “Hey, I was hungry!” Jessica snapped back, “Give me a break!”

“DO YOU LIKE YOUR LLAMAS AND CHEESECAKE?!”

“We’re screwed…” Dawn sighed. “We’re dead, and then screwed…” Annie rephrased. “No…we’re doomed, screwed, and then dead…” Emily corrected. “GUYS! WHAT ARE YOU THINKING! WE’RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A CRISIS AND YOU GUYS ARE CORRECTING EACH OTHER?!” Jessica panicked. “You’re right, Jessica!” Dawn agreed, “We shouldn’t be screwing around!” “We’re not going to run away this time!” Emily stated.

“That’s a stupid question!” Dawn growled, “Jones is right there…and he’s got Jessica’s bag filled with powerful sparkly dust! HE HAS THE RIGHT TO SCREAM IN TERROR!” Annie giggled to herself. “Sparkly dust…that really increases the manly and frightening reputation.” “GUYS!” Jessica screamed, “WE HAVE TO GET THE DUST BACK BEFORE HE FIGURES OUT HOW TO USE IT!”

“IT’S THE APOCALYSPE!” Annie shouted, “DAVY’S NEW GIRLFRIEND IS JESSICA! WE’RE GOING TO DIE!”

“What if he’s right behind…that rock?” Annie pointed at a three foot tall rock. “Dude, that rock is too small and too obvious…You honestly think that he’s going to hide right there?”

Jessica waved her arms about. “I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT THE NACHOS ARE SOLD OUT!” (LOL!)

“DAWN!” Jessica shouted. “THERE’S A GUY IN HERE WITH A RED AND BLACK FACE! I THINK IT'S ALIEN! SHOULD BE CONCERNED AT ALL?!” “WHAT?!” Dawn ran into the living room and gasped. “I’M TOTALLY CONCERNED! IT’S DARTH FREAKING MAUL FROM STAR WARS EPISODE ONE: THE PHANTOM MENANCE! HE'S A DANGEROUS SITH LORD! WE COULD DIE AT ANY SECOND NOW! I THINK MY HEART JUST STOPPED!” (O.O Obsessed much?) Jessica scoffed. “Wow, you are the Star Wars nerd, aren’t you? And why are you freaking out and having a bloody heart attack?”

One by one, the rest of the girls entered the living room with such shock. “What’s going on?! I'm missing my beauty sleep!” Annie asked before she turned to Darth Maul. “This isn’t an emergency at all! It’s just some stupid guy with a colored faced! And why is Dawn having a heart attack? He’s not a menace, he’s a piece of crap! I mean, just look at his face! He’s already a failure with that kind of color on his face. It’s almost like he’s not breathing or something.” (LMAO!!)

Maul glared right at Jessica. “My master wants you dead.” He growled. “Okay, go right ahead and take Dawn, she would LOVE a trip to the galaxy far, far away.” Jessica teased. “NOT IF I WAS DEAD IN A BOX!” Dawn growled. (Why a box? O.O) “WHO SAID THAT YOU WOULD BE IN A BOX?!” Jessica barked. “WHY I OUGHT TO KICK YOU IN THE-!” Dawn tightened her fists. “SHUT UP, DAWN! YOU’RE GOING TO WAKE UP THE CAST MEMBERS AND THEY ARE GOING TO BE SO ANGRY!” Emily growled. “SHUT UP!” Jessica snapped. “SILENCE!” Maul roared. An awkward silence followed as the girls stared blankly at the crazed Sith Lord. “Yep,” Jessica muttered to Dawn, “he’s on crack for sure…”

“I don’t know what it is about Sith Lords, but they all just make me so freaking angry. It’s like a strange rush of some sort…” Jessica said as shook her hands. (- Jessica had a Sweeney moment of rage!) “Have you had any records of taking drugs?” Annie teased. Jessica sighed. "No...what makes you say that?" Emily giggled. “I’m beginning to question about your mental life…” Jessica rolled her eyes in disgust. “Can we please go back to bed, please? I'm still angery becuase I still have that nasty and...rather slimy after taste from Davy's disgusting kiss he gave me...if you girls need me...I'll be in the bathroom vomitting my guts out...” And thus, she waddled to the nearest bathroom, with a pale face and an upset stomach. "If only those nachos were avaliable..."

Quotes

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. (Unknown but funny)

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before. (Unknown but funny)

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my dear children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies. (Sque it's Johnnny Depp as Willy Wonka!)

You may kill me but never insult me! Who am I? I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. (Need I say?)

You idiot! While you were staring off into dreamland that monkey stole your lantern! Quick get it back! (Midna, eeh hee she called Link an idiot)

I have the cape I make the whoosh noises. (Does this seem similar to what Jack says about he has the boots for the Santa costume? This is unknown but I'm wondering...)

And that was without a single drop of rum! (Captain Jack Sparrow)

WAKE UP! WAKE UP! (Victor Van Dort)

Excuse me for not jumping with joy, bad back you know. (Scar)

No you fool we're going to kill him and Simba too. (Scar)

I'm surrounded by idiots. (Scar)

What do you expect me to do? Dress up in drag and do the hula? (Timon)

What is it my handsome looks? My sexy sword? My strong body? Wait, it's definatly the hat. (Link from Secrets of the Triforce: Royal Decendent...I think I got the title right)

Ten shades of suck is what it is! (George from Dead Like Me)

You have ten fingers? I have ten fingers, too! Let's be friends! We'll make rules and slogans. And if we find someone with nine fingers we'll beat the crap out of them. (George)

Moist (George)

My wanker is the key. (Mason)

To Stone With You! (Vaati)