AIM: InvaderFaye
YIM: SpookySickness
MSN/E-mail: bluesylvia@hotmail.com
DeadJournal: http://www.deadjournal.com/users/meian

STOP!
Chances are you've come across my profile because of a review I left. Chances are, also, that you're a bit upset that it wasn't "UR GOOD WRITE MORE ;3" and was actually composed of intelligence, pointers, and written proof that I'm not a sugar high twelve-year-old girl with an elf fetish. As such, I bet you're filled with a certain rumbling feeling within the bowels of your squirming belly that might be described as "anger".
Now, before you go to read the one and only story I have up here (hide your eyes, it's a slash pairing I don't even mildly care for!) and post a review with a combination of "u", "suck", "stupid", and "gay" pause for a moment.
Relax.
Take a breath.
Swig cool water.
And then look up to where my e-mail is listed. That's right, there it is. Click it--nice and slowly now, no need to triple click--and write me an e-mail instead. Hell, if that doesn't work send me a private message, and let's have a nice chat about why you hate me in private. If you run out of things to "hate on" me about with your buddies, you may also swing by for some suggestions because I don't leave anyone out of my criticisms; including myself.

I do make spelling, grammar, and punctuation mistakes. Frequently. A lot. Most of the bloody time. Whatever suits you, let it be known that I'm not even within 100 feet of 100 feet of being any good. If you see an actual writing mistake or a way to make something better, I'm perfectly happy to have them pointed out to me.

I'm in my third year of learning Japanese in school, from a Japanese teacher, and not through any online course. Your fangirl Japanese will not impress me, no matter what you know, and I'll more than likely be upset that the only reason you're into a language is because of its "KAWAII" honorifics.