I will be gone:

11th of September 2009 thru the 14th of September 2009

25th of November 2009 thru the 29th of November 2009

3rd of December 2009 thru the 10th of December 2009

21st of December 2009 thru the 4th of January 2010

29th of March 2010 thru the 2nd of April 2010

3rd of May 2010 thru the 6th of May 2010

19th of July thru the 30th of July

Daddy's Little Cannibal Passed Away May 8, 2009

She was a phenomenal writer, and a good person.
Let this be a reminder to not drink and drive.
RIP Stephanie

About:

Buenos dias! Hi, I’m Lennixx, Lenn, Phantom. Paris, legally, on my birth certificate. I'm a girl, female, owner of the XX chromosome. I live in Florida (though I was born in Texas) and carry out the life of a typical teenager. Friday night football, marching band, late nights studying and writing, FanFiction and Mountain Dew have become part of my own personal life equation. I hardly ever find a moment’s rest or peace or quiet or any form of solitude, but I like it that way. It’s much more fun to be in the heat of the game than on the sidelines watching, after all. I'm a self-proclaimed nerd, procrastinator, and all-around goof-off.

I like to talk and love to listen, though I believe that so much more can be said with a simple look into another’s eyes than anything spoken aloud. I find that there’s something new to learn with every new day that comes across the horizon. I like to use metaphors and similes, but have the damnedest time creating worthy alliterations. It doesn’t work. I'm incredibly OCD when it comes to spelling, and will spend about thirty minutes trying to figure out how to spell a word before I go get a dictionary to look it up.

I over-use comas and have a habit of describing things in great detail when people ask me simple, uncomplicated questions. There’s just something about fantasy and science fiction that makes me all giddy inside, and I'm a total sucker for things like Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, and big trucks (I'm a total tom-boy.) Classical music makes me squee.

But, all nerdiness, quirks, and tom-boyish actions aside, I'm a pretty nice person. I can be a bit blunt at times (definitely eccentric, however) but I do love chat with people via the interwebs. I’m also likely to reply to your PMs or reviews, because, well… I'm just like that. I tend to talk to people from FF almost as much as I talk to people in RL.

And, speaking of people that I talk to on FF, here’s to the people who I owe my writing to: TRD, Dream, and J. They seriously put up with me more than I would think they could. They are so awesome, awesome sauce leaks from their orifices. I find myself complaining to them daily about one thing or another. They’re like my team of counselors that try and prevent me from headdesk (i.e.: hurting mah brain by hitting it on the closest hard surface.) The three of them rock. Then there’s Dom, and Maria. Both of them make me wanna prance around rose bushes.

Now, I have to say, the following two people are easily the two most talented people here: Merevaik (who has an amazing list of writing tips on her profile. Go check it out.) and Leon McFrenchington (who, for lack of a more intelligent compliment for me to come up with, is fuckawesome. Seriously.) These two people have amazing coming out of their ears and noses and whatnot. Pay them homage by going to their profiles, reading their fics, and reviewing them.

And… That’s about it!

‘The Chamber Pot of Riddles has been opened. Enemies of The Logic, Beware.’

Married to the greatest person ever 7/31/2009

FANFIC STUFF:

Hiatus:

Midnight. (Pending re-write when me and my co-writer are less busy. Which will be never. But have fun with the first four posted chapters)

Re-Write:

Pacific Coast Academy: The re-write is--as of now--up and in the works of getting updated. The old version has been taken down and the new none (dubbed 'PCA: Pacific Coast Academy) has taken its place.

Last Resort (To be taken down by the end of the year and re-posted under the same title) Re-posting begins December 18 2009.

Beta'ing and Collab'ing:

Currently declining any beta requests at the moment.

Currently declining any collab requests at the moment.

Collaborations:

Nine Billion Dollar Heist and Tomfoolery of the Heist co-authored with the amazing TRDancer and Lives in Dreams. Check the story and check out their profiles. They are amazing!

The Love You Deserve co-authored with Oxygen.and.Cucumber. She is an amazing writer. Really. I don't lie.

Awards and Challenges:

The Sparkle Awards:

Nine Billion Dollar Heist Third (3rd) place winners of the Vampire Award for Best Collaboration.

Forbidden Envy First (1st) place winner for the Twilight Apple Challenge.

Go to http://www.thesparkleawards.yolasite.com for more information the new round of voting.

The Moonlight Awards:

Nine Billion Dollar Heist Nomination for Best Humor

Go to: www.themoonlightawards.yolasite.com for nominations and voting.

Off the Pages Bookward Lemon Contest:

Hosted by Leon McFrenchington and Bronzehairedgirl620

Story: Escape 18th place.

Go to: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1981556/Bookward_Off_The_Pages for a list winners.

The Age of Edward Contest (Lemon Contest)

Hosted by: Americnxidiot, Dollegirl, Kitschisme, Rosette-Cullen, Stacy.Bumblebee and Vixen1836

Story: The Love You Deserve (Co-Written with Oxygen.and.Cucumber) 12th place.

Go to: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1939261/The_Age_of_Edward for a list of stories/authors who got through to the next round.