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since: 02-01-09, id: 1824390, Profile Updated: 09-23-09
country: New Zealand
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Hello peoplez!!

My name is Kayla, I'm 14 years old and I AM OBSSESSED WITH TWILIGHT CATS!!

heehee. yea I don't think anyone is more obssessed with Cats than I am and you can ask my friends if you don't believe me!!

anywayz

I live in New Zealand and if you know ANYONE that lives in New Zealand that loves Cats then can you get them to message mez?? PWEAZE??

I can't really write well (that's an understatement!! I'm bad at writing!!) so I might not post anything.

Well what can I say.Hmm. Oh right CATS!! I love Victoria Jemima Etcetera(I am sure she's my long lost twin sister!!) Rumpleteaser Bombalurina and last of allllllDRUMROLL PLEASSEEEE my RUM TUM TUGGER!! ETCETERA GET AWAY FROM MY TUGSY HE'S MINE!! MINE I TELL YOU ALL MMMINNNEEE!!

heehee

XD

and that is how etcy is my twin sister(mii sistah from anotha mistahhh!!)

o yea and i love misto!!

THE CATS ARE WATCHING YOU!!

LOL

XD

xx

Kayz

OH.MI.GOD...

I.GOT.A.PUPPY!!

SQUEALS!!

HIS NAME IS ZAK.

HE'S A JACK RUSSEL &PAPILLION X!!

AND HE'S PRETTY CUTE... FOR A DOG!! XD

COPY AND PASTE PEEPLZ

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93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. Thinking it sucks is an understatement for me.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you could own a library with every book you have ever wanted to read and or liked/loved copy and past this on to your profile and add yourname to the list Italiangurlinmessedupworld, the epitome of randomness, Holly Marie Fowl,Stefanlover12, -I-Luv-Tugsy

Type your name with a cd case and DON'T look:-o9-lubg-tuggre-

Type your name with your knuckles:-i-luv-tugger-

Type your name with your nose:-i-luv-tugger

Type your name with your elbow:-i-luv-tuggerf

Type your name with your feet:0-0iou-=lkuyhjjgvbf-0ptuyhgrr5t

Type your name w/ a pen w/o looking:-i-lub-tugger

Type your name with your pinky and don't look:-i-luv-tugger-

Type your name w/ your cell phone w/o looking:-i-luv-tugffer

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you believe that the reason the girls always kiss the guys first is that the guys are too scared that they'll be slapped, punched, hit, kicked or mindwiped, then please copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to walk through a wall, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever accidentally walked into a wall, copy and paste this into your profile.

If for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever misspelled your own name, paste this on your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you're weird and you're proud of it post this into your profile!!

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

You know when you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or Myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends...

9.) ...and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

Boys say that in everything they do, they can kick a girl's butt so bad that they cry. If you're a girl who kicks the boys' butts so bad they cry like girls, copy this into your profile and add your name. Moonstar of FireClan, Archer of Freedom, Savvyjewel , Stefanlover12, h/t4eva, -I-Luv-Tugsy-

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever tried to go up a down escalator, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've ever thrown a banana at somebody, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy and paste this into your profile.

95 of the kids out there are concerned about being popular and fitting in. If you are part of the 5 who aren't, copy this, put it into you profile and add you name to the list. AnimeKityCafe, Hyperactivly Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revanant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, itachikakashi, xXxLuna-of-the-ChosenxXx, bubbleyum, Sakura90873, tomboy14, the Reading Maid, Kiya-san, Cha-chan-hyper, h/t4eva, Stefanlover12, -I-Luv-Tugsy-

IF YOU LOVE CHEESE COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! 0_o =)

IF you get called a nickname copy this into your profile and add your name to the list and say your nick name. Stefanlover12 "Robin Hood", -I-Luv-Tugsy "Kayzieboots"

If your in love with a fictional character (like edward anthony mason cullen) copy and paste this is you profile

STEREOTYPES

I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.

I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress

I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass

I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs

I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists

I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd

I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven.

I dress EMO so I MUST be a CUTTER

I LISTEN to weird music so I MUST be a freaking person with AD/HD.

I LOVE fictional characters so I MUST be a weirdo in denial.

I HATE when people call people stereotypical except for the Twilight Vampires so I MUST a stereotypical dufus.

I'M NOT AFRAID to be weird in front of people so I MUST be a drug addicted bitch.

I HAVE dreams and I wish to make them come true so I MUST be dumb.

I hate when people call stereotypes!Stereotypes suck! Copy, paste & add.

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't DisguiseYour Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skipdown the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.

Its Called ... THERAPY

How to piss off the walmart people!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!!"

10 Things To Do On A Road Trip

1. Every time someone turns on the radio say, “I hate this song!”.

2. When the person changes the station, say “Wait, go back! I loved that song!”

3. Poke someone in the front seat and say, “I didn’t do it”, even though you are the only person sitting in the back.

4. Every time you pass an exit say, “Hey can you go back? I need to use the bathroom.”

5. Say, “Are we there yet?” every two minutes.

6. If someone turns off the radio, sing random songs at the top of your lungs until they turn it back on.

7. When you are almost to your destination say, “Wait! We need to go back! I forgot something!”

8. While the radio is on, pull out an Ipod and start singing along to the songs.

9. Every two minutes, say a random fact like, “Over 2 million people die in car accidents during road trips a year.”

10. At the end of the trip say, “Can I drive now?”

If You Think that Tugger is a cocky , selfish, a complete retard and a bit more gay than he lets on to be , copy this , put it on your profile and add your name to the list : Tuggers'Lil'Princess,TheOriginalFanboy, -I-Luv-Tugsy-

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(")_(") This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination!

If you have ever ran into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever ran into a lamppost or some tall, metal pole that is blatently obvious copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.

Whoever said, "Nothing's impossible," never tried slamming a revolving door.

Being mature is overrated.

Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun!

One out of four people is insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip 'n slide!

"What you're looking for is always in the last place you look" Well, DUH, smart one! After you find it, you stop looking!

Whose cruel idea was it to put "S" in the word "Lisp"?

Yeah...my profile is now so stupidly long! Yay me! Half of this repeats but I am addicted to these things. xD

Paste this in your profile if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP sign.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

I LOVE THIS! ITS SO TRUE AND KINDA FUNNY...

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" (:D i love that part! lol).

9 Things I Hate

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too!" Hello! What good is cake if you can't eat it? Who doesn't want to have their cake and eat it? What else am I going to do with my cake?

4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who are they? Where are they? And Why??

5 When people say while watching a film "Did you see that??" No, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor. Then I miss the next scene for answering the doofus' question!

6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya?

7. When something is 'New and Improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so it couldn't be new.

8 When people say "Life is short". What?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here? Yeah the bus came but I decided to wait for you!

Words and Thoughts to live by--

~A day without sunshine is like...night.

~On the other hand, you have different fingers.

~42.7 percent of statistics are made up on the spot.

~Remember, half the people you know are below average.

~He who laughs last thinks slowest.

~The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

~How many of you believe in physokineses? Raise my hand. (I FINALLY GOT IT!)

~OK. . .so what's the speed of dark?

~When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

~Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.

~Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have any film.

~Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

~Eagles may soar, but bunnies don't get sucked into jet engines.

~Why do psychics have to ask your name?

~Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

~Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile. (Ugh, I was on the choir last year)

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever stayed up all night just to watch the sunrise, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.

If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile.

If you think that disclaimers are the most annoying things EVER Copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever burst into song for no reason Copy and paste this to your profile

If you know someone that should be hit by a bus Copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever run into a mirror...copy/paste this into your profile.

If every locker you have ever had/have hates you and wouldn't/doesn't open up for you...copy/paste this into your profile

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the ABC's song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune...

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think the semi-colon is completely useless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your pro!

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods..

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

If Edward Cullen is thee most GORGEOUS guy you've ever seen, copy and paste this =

--Basics--

Name: Kayla Boland
Nickname(s): Kay, Kay Kays, Kaywar, Kaybot/Labot, Kayz, Bumble Breee
Age: 13
Birthday: 24th September!
Birthplace: Wellington, NZ
Current Location: Christchurch, New Zealand

Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 1.65m
Lefty or Righty: Righty
Zodiac Sign: Libra! =
Screenname: XedwardIStheeHOTnewBAGELx

Team Edward or Team Jacob: EDWARD!! eyes glaze over But I used to be... erm... team... Carlisle hides in hole

--Favorites--

Color: Pink and Golden Brown
Number: 7 and 63 and 13
Band: Paramore or Taylor Swift

Music Genre: A little bit of everything, except Rap and certain country.
TV Show: A lot...
Movie: Blood and Chocolate or Changeling

Actor/Actress: Too many!
Kind of Movie: Mostly comedy and action.

Cartoon: ummmmm...I wacthed ALOT of cartoons...so cant answer that!

Sport:Basketball...

Fast Food Restaurant: Wendys
Food: You can't honestly ask me that!
Ice Cream: Either Ben and Jerry's Chunky Monkey or regular chocalte chip cookie dough

Cereal: Coco Puffs, Lucky charms, or Trix!

Candy: Milky Way!!
Drink: Soda, Ice Tea, Fruit Punch

Alcoholic Beverage: I have never drank any alcohol!
Quote: Me and my Bffl Danielle came up with it..."Cuz were just awesome like that!" NO STEALING! ;

Favorite Cullen Vampire: Emmett!!

Favorite Werewolf: Seth!!

--Do You--

Have any siblings: Mhmm! One brother, he's 16 and one sister, shes 9.
Have any pets: One Dog...Buddy

Have a job: Sadly no

Have a cellphone: Yup!
Have any special talents or skills: I can Sing, and write fairly well.

Have any fears: Spiders, Bees, Snakes, Bugs, Heights sometimes, you know, the usual...
Have a bedtime: Yeah, 10:00pm but I never really listen to it...im mainly on my laptop.
Sing in the shower: Psh. Who DOESN"T?
Get along with your parents: Yes!
Have any piercings: Only my ears...
Have any tattoos: Uhhh... NO.
Swear: Occasionally.

Smoke: NO!
Drink: NO!
Do Drugs: once again...NO!

--Love & All That Crap--

Ever been in love: No
Ever cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend: No!
Are you single: Yes
Are you in a relationship: No
Do you have a crush on someone: Nope

Ever been dumped: No
Ever dumped someone: No

--This or That--

Fruit or Vegetable: Fruit
Black or White: White (IM NOT RACIST!!)
Lights On or Lights Off: ...On.
TV or Movie: Depends whats on T.V.
Car or Truck: Cars...
Cash or Check: Hmm, Cash...
Rock or Rap: Rock
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate!
French Toast or French Fries: French Fries!
Strawberries or Blueberries: Strawberries
Cookies or Muffins: Cookies
Winter Break or Spring Break: Hmm... Winter
Hugs or Kisses: Awww! Please don't make me choose!

--Have You Ever--

Danced in a public place: Psh, yeah...
Smiled for no reason: All the time
Laughed so hard you cried: Frequently
Talked to someone you don't know: Yep...at least I think so.
Drank alcohol: No

Done drugs: No!
Partied 'til the sun came up: Only if crazy sleepovers count.
Gotten a ticket: No.
Been arrested: Nope
Been convicted of a crime: Nope
Been in a wreck: Define wreck...
Been out of the country: No - I want to go to Spain/Ireland though!

--Random & Silly Junk--

Are you a virgin: Yes!

Ever TP'd someone's house: Psh, no. I wish...
Ever egged someone's house: No.
How many languages do you speak: English, Spanish
Who do you compare yourself to: Myself and my bffl Danielle! Were VERY alike...if you ask us. =)
Ever regret anything: Sometimes
Do you like being tickled: NO!
What are your goals: Make up my freakin mind of what I wanna be when I grow up!, Get Danielle out of thinking of dragging me down to Minnesota for college...long story...please don't ask... Are your fingers tired: No...i write alot so im used to it.
Are you tired of this survey: Kind of...
Are you happy: Yep!! Well...I did juts have a HUGE pixi stick...hehe...so im probably just sugar high...again.

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OKAYZ i have thee cutest wallpaper featuring Jemima shee is just soooooooooooooo cutee!! i love her with all my heart!!

If you have ever become so obsessed with something that it is NOT even funny anymore and people think you’re insane, copy this into your profile and add your name tp the list: -I-Luv-Tugsy-

The "Harder Than Looks" quiz
It's harder than it looks! Enter your answers yours, and tag 10 people. Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real ... nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question.

1. What is your name: Kayla
2. A four letter word: Kite
3. A boy's name: Kaleb
4. A girl's name: Kali
5. An occupation: Kickboxer
6. A color: Khaki
7. Something you wear: Kilt
8. A food: Kebabs
9. A noun: Keg
10. A place: Kiribati
11. A reason for being late: Kids
12. Something you shout: Kallibunga!!
13. A movie title: King Kong
14. Something you drink: Kool-Aid
15. A musical group: Kaiser Chiefs
16. An animal: Koala
17. A street name: King St
18. A type of car: Kia
19. A song title: Kiss Me
20. A verb: Kill

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A poem about jealousy and how relationships with others change. R&R please!
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-22-09 - Published: 3-27-09 - Bombalurina & Rum Tum Tugger
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Well... cross Zobot and Kaybot in a old builing and tell them to write something and.... BAYUMM! You get this song!
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A poem about what it's like to feel that you can't be open with others because you think you'll push them away. OMG is this a really bad summary? This is my first time posting on Fanfiction so no flames thankyou.
Cats - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-27-09 - Complete
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