DarkAngelSnapeLover

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since	: 02-02-09, id: 1825804, Profile Updated: 05-18-12
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Author has written 113 stories for NCIS, Two and a Half Men, Toy Story, Harry Potter, Stargate: Atlantis, Big Bang Theory, Chaotic, Fairy Tales, A Bugs Life, Stargate: SG-1, Everybody Loves Raymond, Shakespeare, MacGyver, Shrek, Monk, Tribe, Family Guy, TV X-overs, Transformers, Powerpuff Girls, Joan Of Arcadia, Scooby Doo, Die Hard, Charmed, Misc. Movies, Simpsons, Twilight, Danny Phantom, Drew Carey Show, Dead Like Me, Dharma & Greg, 6teen, King of Queens, Series Of Unfortunate Events, iCarly, To Kill a Mockingbird, Dark Blue, Of Mice and Men, Misc. Books, Twilight Zone, Making Fiends, Charles Dickens, Mario, Phantom of the Opera, Magic School Bus, Wizard of Oz, and Metalocalypse.

Note about my older pieces:

I've been receiving several flames towards my older pieces lately. First of all, I find it hilarious that some of you took the time to tell me how horrible those pieces are because I already knew how bad they were. But, the main point I wish to make is this: I leave up my older pieces to show how I've improved over the years. I'm not ashamed of my past: Each and every good writer has gone from horrid to their legendary standings one step at a time. Basically, I'm sorry I wasn't born a prodigy. It doesn't actually upset me when people say mean things, but I don't feel like explaining myself to people (I probably shouldn't anyway, but sometimes I wake up feeling confrontational).

As for the formatting problems that linger in my older pieces, that's my procrastination kicking in. And now that it's been years since I posted some things, I don't see the point in changing it now. Besides, I really don't have the time.

Newest Pieces [on this account:

I recently rewrote "Time Lost", one of my oldest fan fictions. The new version is called "Time Lost Revamp," and it's currently 51 chapters (there are really about 60-something and counting, but I didn't realize I'd have internet today so no updates for you...sorry).

Note: Anything before "Time Lost Revamp" is an old piece. To see my newer pieces, visit my deviantArt account, apocalypticangel4792 or my fanfiction.net account apocalypticangel47. AND YES, I HAVE IMPROVED.

OTHER ACCOUNTS:

I am now starting an account at fictionpress.com. I am PersonofthePen, and here's a link to my profile: www.fictionpress.com/u/676605/PersonofthePen. I probably won't have anything there for a while, but I'm getting there, and I already have a profile started.

I have a new profile on here. I am also UberReader, a solid-reader who will read anything. Here's the link to that profile: www.fanfiction.net/u/2030645

I also now have a DeviantArt under the name Darkangelsnapelover. This account is pretty much dead now, but I still visit it occasionally.

And I have yet another account on fictionesque.com under the name DarkAngelSnapeLover. I have a few things on there, including my latest multichapter Harry Potter fic. And if you don't know where to put a story you have on this site, that one is pretty good and growing daily.

DeviantArt

I have an account on DeviantArt [link]. It's pretty much dead now, but my new account is apocalypticangel4792.

Updated Biography

I recently turned 20 years old, and I am so unbelievably happy not to be a teenager anymore. Seriously, I'm an old soul in a young body, so any step from childhood is a positive one.

I'm currently in college. My major is English->Literature track. My end goal is to be a college English professor. I may reconsider this because I really don't like people, so...anyone who knows anything about teaching knows it's all about dealing with people, either in class or behind the scenes. My dream job is actually to be a novelist, but I needed a backup plan

COPY AND PASTE CRAP--this part is really long, so read for your enjoyment only=D

Stargate:SG1 Quotes--Jack O'Neill (copied from someone else's profile...because I'm lazy and they made me laugh)

Carter: "Its trying to spread!"
Jack: "So does bacteria."
Something pops up on the screen.
Daniel: "Its trying to comunicate with us."
Jack: "So does bacti..."

Jack: "You shouldnt be walking."
Daniel: "Its my arm."
Jack: "You were shot."
Daniel: "I know... you shot me."
Jack: "Not the point."

Jack: FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!

(Jack talking to Tealc after Daniel ascends)
Jack: "General Hammond thinks we need a social-political nerd to override our overwhelming coolness."

ONeill: "Yknow Siler, I expect to be put into your will after this."
Siler: "Already in it, sir."
ONeill: "Okay, thats ...weird."

Carter: "I really need more time to make the calculations."
ONeill: "Well Carter, now might be a good time."
Carter: "Almost."
Daniel: "Now?"
Carter: "If I engage too soon well reappear right inside the Earth."
Jack looks out of a window."
ONeill: "Carter, I can see my house!"
Carter: "Engaging hyperdrive now!"

Sam Carter: "Normally neutrinos pass right through ordinary matter, no matter how dense. I mean, something like five hundred million billion just passed through you."
Jack ONeill: "No matter how dense."
Jack ONeill: "Hey, if youd been listening youd know that Nintendos pass through everything."
Daniel: "I heard."
Jack ONeill: "Everything."

Tealc: "Appearances may be deceiving."
Jack ONeill: "One mans ceiling is another mans floor."
Daniel: "A fools paradise is a wise mans hell."
Jack ONeill: "Never run with... scissors? -"

Daniel: "Wait, so youre actually saying you need someone dumber than you."
Jack: "You may have come to the right place."
Sam to General Hammand: "With youre permission sir Ill go."
General Hammand: "Permission granted"
Jack: "I dont know Carter, you may not be dumb enough."
Sam: rolls eyes "I think I can manage."

Daniel: "Are you crazy? Its a paradise."
Jack: "Yeah, sure, have an apple. What could go wrong?"

Jack ONeill: "I have great confidence in you Carter. Go back to the SGC and...
confuse Hammond."

Jack: "Is everyone clear on that? Daniel?"
Daniel: "What?"
Jack: "Good."

Samantha Carter

Carter (to Jack): "Just because my reproductive organs are on the inside instead of the outside, doesnt mean I cant handle anything you can."

Carter: "Find me an anthropologist who dresses like this, and i will eat this headdress."

Carter: "According to the ascend-o-meter Khalek is about 80 there."
Tealc: "Ascend-o-meter?"
Carter: "Mitchell."
(Tealc tips his head and raises his eyebrow in a "thats interesting" look)
Carter: "Yeah. I wish i had thought of it."

Tealc: "The destruction of the hammer device to save my life may have caused this. If so, I am responsible."
Jack ONeill: "General, I gave the order."
Daniel: "And I fired the staff at the machine."
Sam Carter: "And I was... there."

Sam: "Maybourne, you are an idiot everyday of the week, why cant you take just one day off?!"

Sam Carter: "This way, sir. Its not far."
Jack ONeill: "Carter. How do you know where to go in a place like this?"
Sam Carter: "I studied the Tokra specs of the ship while we were on Vorash."
Jack ONeill: "You know how to have a good time, dont you?"
Sam Carter: "Having a good time now, sir."
Jack ONeill: "You go, girl."

Teal'c

Tealc: "Indeed."

Vala: "Yes. And Im absolutely terrified have any of you ever heard of anything like it…"
Mitchell: (shares a look with Carter): "Well… theres one…"
Tealc: "Darthvader."
Mitchell whips his head round frowning at Tealc.
Vala: "Really??"
Tealc: "hmmm."
Vala: "How did that turn out?"

Jackson: "This is interesting.
Carter moves over to see
Jackson: "This is a reference to Merlins prophetic abilities…theres a…a similar myth of Earth…that Merlin could see future because he actually aged backwards in time. Its not meant to be taken literally but we have seen that a lot of legends in folklore have a…strong basis in fact…-Avalon, Atlantis…"
Tealc: (grins) "The Easter bunny."
Antonius: "Oh…" (frowns)
Jackson: "I guess theres a few exceptions…"
Tealc looks upset by this

Sam Carter: "Tealc, how do Jaffa couples handle their problems?"
Tealc: "On Chulak, a dispute between a man and a woman that cannot be resolved necessitates a pledge break. It must be requested by one and granted by the other."
Daniel: "And if that doesnt work?
Tealc: "A weapon is required."

Jack ONeill: So whats your impression of Alar?"
Tealc: "That he is concealing something."
Jack ONeill: "Like what?"
Tealc: "I am unsure - he is concealing it."

Daniel: "The odds are not in our favor"
Tealc: "They never are Daniel Jackson"

Convict, to Tealc: "You are very strong, yes?"
Tealc: "I am."
Convict: "Maybe you challenge Vishnor, maybe you win. Maybe...I be your friend?"
Tealc: "Maybe not."

Tealc: "Things will not calm down, Daniel Jackson. They will in fact calm up."

Tealc: "What is an Oprah?"

Jack: "Say something."
Tealc: "One small step for Jaffa."
Jack: "Very nice."

More Funny Stuff:

I found this on a profile and just HAD to repost it!! Be prepared to laugh in a crowded room!

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

Favorite school subject: science, because you can learn how babies are made and then learn how to blow up the guy you don't want to learn from, but my favorite parts are astronomy and meteorology, because both have some of the most awesome pictures EVER (I like tornadoes, those are my favorite, but I've only seen a funnel myself, and a local meteorologist talk himself hoarse over what was never there to begin with. Just saying).

Favorite television shows at the moment: Stargate: SG1, Stargate: Atlantis, MacGyver, Robot Chicken (that is the shit right there! I stay up later than I ever have before just to see that show for twelve minutes), Dark Blue, Monk, N.C.I.S, Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother, and quite a few others, but mostly in passing. I went to see the movie UP! and laughed and thought it was amazing! Again, 17 people. Did I mention I'm weird? Oh yeah, only child. That's why I'm easily amused and find typing long bios fun. The 'hide bio' button is up there somewhere, so go for it.

I like to rant, of course (I Welcome the Flame series, but they know I'm a ranter), and I hate being wrong, which is why I can draw out an argument until I win, or they give up (that's my inner woman). Yeah, that's about it. Sorry you had to read all that, but I'm not working on anything else right now, so hey, why not bore the hell out of you? Enjoy this long bio, but I might revise it later. Who knows, maybe I'll make it longer! No, I can't even put myself through that. Bye for now!

This is an acrostic I wrote about Severus Snape:

Severus, my angel, my prince, my hero, I call on you to make me smile.
Every day you bring happiness to me; you help me walk every long mile.
Victory is ours when we stand by each other's side.
Enemies be 'ware of the rising tide.
Remember when the memories cut so deep?
Us, we have defeated each.
Severus, we are strong.

Severus, we've survived, despite the plans against us.
Never underestimate the power of dark magic.
An atrophy survivor, you are a man that deserves every moment you live and breathe.
Peace calls your name from the gallows so high,
Everything is over now, except our love.

Favorite Relationships:

Ginny/Snape (I have no idea why on this one, since he is totally mine, but...there you go)

Neville L./ anyone decent (that guy deserves better!!)

Umm...don't know anymore right now, so...

Favorite Quotes from Karl Marx (I did a project on Karl Marx in AP European History and I looked up his quotes to do it. Surprisingly, some of them are pretty good, or at least I think so. Enjoy the few I've copied down and copy the ones you love) :

Experience praises the most happy the one who made the most people happy.
Art is always and everywhere the secret confession, at the same time the immortal movement of its time.
Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex, the ugly ones included.

The writer must earn money in order to be able to live and write, but he must by no means live and write for the purpose of making money

Reason has always existed, but not always in a reasonable form.
Sell a man a fish, he eats for a day, teach a man to fish, you ruin a wonderful business opportunity.
Social progress can be measured by the social position of the female sex.
The production of too many useful things results in too many useless people.
The rich will do anything for the poor but get off they’re backs.
Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven’t said enough.

Things to copy onto your profile:
-If your idea of a 'late night snack' is running to the nearest gas station and spending every last cent you have on Cheetos, then copy this onto your profile.
-If you have best friends that are invisible, then copy this onto your profile.
-If you like stargazing when it's winter time, then copy this onto your profile.
-If you hate being cold but go into any way (willingly or not, it counts), then copy this onto your profile.
-If you've ever done something so stupid that you wish you were drunk when you did it so that you wouldn't remember it later, then copy this onto your profile.
-If you have more than two hours of Metallica songs on your computer, MP3 player, or other music devices, then copy this onto your profile.
-If you are obsessed with someone who doesn't speak your language, then copy this onto your profile.
-If you're afraid to drive a motorized vehical due to homicidal urges, then copy this onto your profile.
-If you watch more television than a television producer, then copy this onto your profile.
-If you snort when you laugh, then copy this onto your profile.
-If you think that rainy days are beautiful and sunny days suck, then copy this onto your profile.
-If you think that inclement weather is just another reason to play video games in your mother's basement, then copy this onto your profile.
-If you're not too fond of little children, then copy this onto your profile.
-If you LOVE Severus Snape, then copy this onto your profile.
-If you LOVE Jack O'Neill, then copy this onto your profile.
-If you LOVE Ronon Dex, then copy this onto your profile.
-If you LOVE Michael Shanks, then copy this onto your profile.
-If you LOVE Mike Rowe, then copy this onto your profile.

Things I've copied from other profiles:

If you have a long bio/profile, and wish to hereby enhance the length of said autobiographical document, copy and paste this to said world wide web page to make said autobiographical document increase in length, number of words, interestingness, and other things which would be known as fun, copy and paste this piece of information to your said autobiographical document.

98 percent of teenagers has drank alcohol or done drugs. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

Copy and Paste this into your profile to join the Revolution; because everyone knows how much it sucks when you have 500 hits and 3 reviews...

Fancy a challenge? Try this: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!

If you've ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. (It's just so FUN!)

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile. (Okay, I'm weird, but proud)

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile.

If you're a loser and you're proud of it, copy this into your profile!

Did you know the average person only reads three books per year? If you do not even believe it is possible to read that little, copy and paste this to your profile
I prefer solitude over company. If you feel the same way, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just one review, paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you ever stared at someone for a really long time for no reason, put this in your profile
95 percent of teens worry about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't copy this into your profile.
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.
If you never said the word supercalafragalisticxbaladouess, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that Fan fiction absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put it in your profile.
If you hate abnoxious preppy people, PLEASE copy and paste this to your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this to your profile.
There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you LOSE when it becomes weird. If you agree with this, copy and paste this to your profile.

Nerds like comics and card games. Geeks like trig and reading. If you are one or both, copy this and paste it into your profile
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you have ever run into a wall, copy this on your profile! If you've ever fallen UP stairs, copy this on your profile! If you've ever forgotten to breathe...you know what to do.
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this into your profile!
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you miss Fred Weasley, from Harry Potter, copy this into your profile.
If you are good at annoying people (especially on loooooong car journeys) copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever get a random urge to start screaming copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever turned around and questioned how you got on those subjects after an entire conversation, copy and paste this in to your profile.
If you think that Global Warming is real, and that it should be dealt with, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are such a loser that you actually read all these 'If you ever blah blah blah, copy this into your profile' things, copy this into your profile
If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.
I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love reading really long books just for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever were told to go somewhere and you forgot why and you had to go back to find out copy this into your profile!
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile
If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.
Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists’ likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!
If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile
If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.
We now have the technology to copy human skin cells to test on for all cosmetics and beauty supplies. If you are against any type of animal testing, post this on your profile.
If you've ever totally screwed something up so bad it isn't even funny, copy this onto your profile
If you get bored easily post this on your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character died/almost died, copy and paste this into your profile

If you take your phone off the hook during your favorite TV shows, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever been busted writing fanfic at work copy this and paste it in your profile

If you like to root for the bad guys in movies/TV shows, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have read all seven Harry Potter books, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have completely read a Harry Potter book in less than two weeks (less than 24 hrs), copy and paste this into your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, -xIxHEARTxEDWARDx-, sakurabloom1124, Phish Tacko, fictionfreak93, InkAndPaperTwin, OnTheHour.EveryHour, DarkAngelSnapeLover,

If you have inside jokes... with yourself... copy and paste this into your profile.

If fanfiction is to you what myspace is to other people, copy and paste this in to your profile.

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1. Time Lost Revamp » reviews
A second-year is trapped at Hogwarts, unable to grow older due to a curse. Can she ever grow older, leave Hogwarts, and have the life she's always wanted? See inner author's note for more info.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 52 - Words: 77,914 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-4-12 - Severus S. & OC

2. Toad's Big Adventure » reviews
Bowser awakens Toad during his nap, and the adventure is on! Hope you enjoy this tale of adventure and feuds, and feel free to review.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,653 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-17-09 - Toad & Bowser - Complete

3. Time Lost » reviews
A fanfic where a past event causes a girl to be stuck in her second-year form while everyone else matures around her. Wrote this...three years ago, feel free to hate. T because I can't remember what all is involved-don't expect quick updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,345 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-17-09 - Published: 6-29-09 - Severus S. & OC - Complete

4. The Real Story of Sleeping Beauty reviews
My version of Sleeping Beauty. Be warned-this is not you typical fairy tale. Rated T
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-17-09 - Complete

5. Odes to SG1
Little poems I wrote for my favorite people of SG-1. More to come, possibly. So far it's only for Teal'c, Jack, and Daniel. Rated T.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Published: 12-17-09 - Complete

6. Neville's Pursuit reviews
Neville can't find a date, until he finds an unlikely character. OOC, and it's okay to flame me for hooking up these two characters I don't know why I paired them, it just seemed interesting . Rated T.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-17-09 - Neville L. - Complete

7. The Romance of the Man Named Sheldon reviews
A romance with Sheldon unlikely but possible . Will it end the way he hoped or will the unexpected cause the inevitable? T for sexual humor. R&R
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-17-09 - Sheldon C. - Complete

8. Professor T and her Great Correctness
Warning: this is a parody, so expect the unexpected. Professor T is finally correct for once, but the power that comes with correctness is not for her. M for drugs and language. Again, expect the unexpected. Flames and reviews accepted.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Published: 12-17-09 - Sybill T. - Complete

9. Mother Again
After a pleasant dream about his mother, will strange occurences begin for Alan and Charlie? One-shot. R&R
Two and a Half Men - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Published: 12-17-09 - Complete

10. Hermione's Love SOng reviews
A stupid poem from Hermione, who forgot her love song that she wrote but still wants to profess her love. I never thought I'd do this pairing, but Hermione/Snape. M for content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-17-09 - Hermione G. & Severus S. - Complete

11. Luna is the Twister reviews
A humorous, crackfic, one-shot where Luna goes crazy. Will this bring unexpected results? Probably. It's okay to flame me, by the way, but reviews are also accepted. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-17-09 - Luna L. - Complete

12. Fertility and the Jehovah reviews
Summary inside. Doug and Carrie are visited by a Jehovah's witness during their only time to conceive for that month. T for content.
King of Queens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-17-09 - Complete

13. Hogwarts and the Ancient Ring of Fire » reviews
A Stargate is inside Hogwarts, and it brings together the Ancients and the Wizards for the first time, but will this bond be broken by a sudden attack? Three parts, several chapters. Some humor, mostly drama.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,731 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-17-09 - Complete

14. Messing with Harry
A humorous collection of ways to mess with Harry. Rated M to be on the safe side. Enjoy, and be prepared to laugh.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Published: 12-17-09 - Harry P. - Complete

15. iAm So Sorry reviews
Sam and Freddie have been going out, but now that Sam is moving to be with her new-found dad, she has rejected both him and iCarly. Will everything fall to pieces, or will Sam admit that she was wrong for the first time? One-shot. Response to iMove Out .
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-17-09 - Sam P. - Complete

16. iAm Going to Kill You reviews
After what seems like pleasant dreams of Mandy's death, Carly believes that maybe, just maybe, she had something to do with her sudden disappearance. One-shot with humor and drama. R&R
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-17-09 - Mandy V. & Carly S. - Complete

17. iWish Me A Merry Christmas reviews
Christmas doesn't look bright for Carly and her friends when Spencer loses his holiday spirit. Can dreams save him?
Crossover - Charles Dickens & iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-17-09 - Spencer S. - Complete

18. Lefaria's Way reviews
Sequel to 'Undesired'. A background one-shot on the character Lefaria, creator of all life within Chaotic.
Chaotic - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-17-09 - Complete

19. Undesired
Full summary inside. When Klay and Kristalla begin using devious ways to get Tom's amazing scan, all of Perim may be in danger. One-shot with sequels. Rated k . Reviews widely accepted.
Chaotic - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,486 - Published: 12-17-09 - Complete

20. Making Wishes reviews
Vendetta's wishtron seems perfect...until her plan to get rid of Charlotte backfires in her face. In other words, this tale ends up like they always do, but isn't that the fun part? One-shot.
Making Fiends - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-17-09 - Complete

21. Making Choices reviews
Full summary inside. One-shot. Vendetta must decide between bliss and friendship.
Making Fiends - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-17-09 - Complete

22. Abby and Sam Forever reviews
Abby OOC/ fem slash. Abby has a special female friend who must learn to accept who she really is when they move in together. Romance/Comedy. Rated T for some slight rude language. POssible sequels.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-17-09 - Abby S.

23. The Elements Series » reviews
Chaotic is changing. can the gang save Chaotic from disappearing forever? A combination of The Eelements series I wrote before! R&R
Chaotic - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,394 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-1-09 - Published: 3-27-09 - Complete

24. The Spree reviews
malfoy snaps over a twilight box set. enjoy!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-6-09 - Complete

25. The Hogwarts Spy »
This story of action has just about everything, even my very own American Witch Snape and the Flame Witch is what got me into this! . Updates will come soon! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,171 - Published: 10-21-09 - Severus S.

26. The Love of Sam Carter reviews
Sam has an off-world lover in the world where Tribe takes place, but will orders from General Hammond stop their love? T to be safe. R&R please.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Tribe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-21-09 - S. Carter - Complete

27. Severus and Chrys
A whirlwind romance for Professor Snape means humor and M-rated material for the rest of us. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Published: 10-21-09 - Severus S. - Complete

28. Lex and the Drunkard
M FOR A REASON! Lex and one of his many one-night-stands, but was she even really there? Not for the faint of heart!
Tribe - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Published: 10-21-09 - Complete

29. Background Story: Puddle Jumpers reviews
The background story of puddle jumpers with a very humerous tone. Enjoy!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-21-09 - Complete

30. A Little War and Noise
A lady general faces the biggest challenge of her life, and the strangest, when she accidentally steps into The Twilight Zone.
Twilight Zone - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,181 - Published: 10-20-09 - Complete

31. Abby and Sheldon reviews
Our favorite little lab assistant has found a new love, but can she really want a man who's more obsessive-compulsive than anyone has ever seen? Read and see: Reviews are widely accepted, but Flames are welcome also.
Crossover - NCIS & Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 10-14-09 - Abby S. & Sheldon C. - Complete

32. Forever Surviving reviews
A 'Survivng Sam' Poem-fic. Those who haven't read the book should reconsider, and those who have...you'll understand. R&R
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-14-09 - Complete

33. Three Billy Pimps reviews
A funny take on the fairytale classic. Um...M for a reason, I should say.
Fairy Tales - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-14-09 - Complete

34. How 'Of Mice and Men' Should Have Ended reviews
I hated the ending of the book, so I wrote my own. T for slight unseen violence/ deserved violence. Read and Enjoy!
Of Mice and Men - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-14-09 - Complete

35. Darkest Night reviews
Duncan wants revenge for Macbeth's killing him. Begins as a dark poem but ends as a humorous story. Enjoy.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-6-09 - Complete

36. The Dream reviews
For UberReader's chapter challenge. Banquo/Macbeth love story where everything is just a dream.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-6-09 - Complete

37. The Cloning Experience reviews
A strange little class assignment that is up and running for your amusement. Some words are underlined apart of the assignment . Slight OOC with Snape. Enjoy please:
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-5-09 - Severus S. & Harry P. - Complete

38. Rita Skeeter's Scoop reviews
For UberReader's Chapter Challenge. SS&RS. One-Shot. R&R please.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-5-09 - Severus S. & Rita S. - Complete

39. The Surprise reviews
Jaime has a surprise. Will it end her job with the team? R&R
Dark Blue - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-30-09 - Jaimie A. & Carter S. - Complete

40. Why I'm so Cross
Another McGongall Love Confessional. McGongall gets her heart broken, explaining the reason behind her constant foul mood. M to be safe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Tribe - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Published: 9-30-09 - Minerva M. - Complete

41. White Lie reviews
Carrie and Doug are the proud parents of many children. But when they receive an invitation to a high school reunion, will their white lie ruin their lives? R&R
King of Queens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-30-09 - Complete

42. Tricia the Stalker reviews
What if Tricia kept stalking Doug?
King of Queens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-30-09 - Complete

43. A little suprise reviews
An OOC tale with a surprise inside, along with a challenge. Rated M for a reason!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-28-09 - Minerva M. & Albus D. - Complete

44. Messing with Snape » reviews
This list contains 200 ways to mess with Snape. Also includes stories to show how the events worked in my mind . Please enjoy. No refunds if you wet yourself... M for a reason
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,941 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-28-09 - Severus S.

45. Severus Leaves Hogwarts reviews
Severus leaves Hogwarts suddenly. This is my way of introducing a character to the books. R&R please.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-28-09 - Sybill T. & Severus S. - Complete

46. The Black Knight
A horror tale of the Black Knight. Rated T for a reason. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Published: 9-28-09 - Severus S. & OC - Complete

47. Bothering the Recluse reviews
A 'Potter Puppet Pals' meets 'To Kill A Mocking Bird' spoof. M for language. Please review and enjoy!
To Kill a Mockingbird - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-28-09 - Complete

48. iSauce reviews
The gang runs out of ideas, or do they?
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-10-09 - Sam P. & Freddie B. - Complete

49. hermione and the preshow kidnapping show reviews
Hermione kidnaps Nathan because of what he did to Ron. Will it be in end of Nathan?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-3-09 - Hermione G. & Nathan E. - Complete

50. Danny and Sam Have Problems reviews
When Danny and Sam's triplets get Danny's ghost abilities, everything changes not only in his marriage, but in his relationship with his mother. R&R please
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,603 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-20-09 - Dan Phantom & Sam M. - Complete

51. Story of Unfortunate Events
A little tragedy that has nothing to do with the book, though both sets of people have same types of lives: horrible. R&R if you have time
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Published: 8-18-09 - Complete

52. The Dreamer remake reviews
A remake of the fairytale 'The Dreamer', funny if you've read it or not
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-11-09 - Complete

53. Murdoc's Weakness reviews
Spoof. Murdoc interrupts Macgyver while he's crafting. Could this be the weakness MacGyver has searched for throughout his career? R&R
MacGyver - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-31-09 - Complete

54. SG1 Meets the Wizard of Oz » reviews
The ultimate use of the Wizard of Oz by SG-1. Dedicated to the characters & cast members who have passed away.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Wizard of Oz - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,929 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-31-09 - S. Carter - Complete

55. Adam & Christine » reviews
My own resolution for after Joan destroy's Adam sculptures. Not a romance, a few curse words, R&R
Joan Of Arcadia - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,887 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-31-09 - Complete

56. The Girl » reviews
Deacon gets involved with an underaged girl, breaking up friendships and family ties. Can Deacon redeam himself?
King of Queens - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,758 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-31-09 - Complete

57. Romance on the Day Shift
Drama and romance plague the group starting with the arrival of Jen's new coworker, Raven.
6teen - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Published: 7-31-09 - Complete

58. Dharma's Haikus reviews
Dharma writes haikus about her new baby.
Dharma & Greg - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-31-09 - Complete

59. Dead Like Joan
A cancer patient dies in an unlikly way & joins George and the gang. One-shot. R&R
Dead Like Me - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Published: 7-31-09 - Complete

60. Abby & Drew Again
Abby, Drew's first groupie, returns to Drew during a mandatory sick day. Will Abby stay in his life for good this time? R&R
Crossover - Drew Carey Show & NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Published: 7-31-09 - Abby S. - Complete

61. Vlad's Other Secret reviews
Vlad tries to get revenge on Danny P for sending his secrets through Ghost Zone, sequel to 'Secret of Vlad'. R&R
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-31-09 - Dan Phantom & Vlad M. - Complete

62. Secret of Vlad reviews
Vlad has a secret, and it has to do with...bunnies? Sequel coming, R&R
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-31-09 - Dan Phantom & Vlad M. - Complete

63. Jack's Rap
My most recent rap, worst ever; read if you want to see what a white chick with no beat can do.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Published: 7-31-09 - J. O'Neill - Complete

64. Why Fairytales are Fairytales reviews
My thoughts on why fairytales exist. Enjoy
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-31-09 - Complete

65. Why I'm Alone: Fairytales Rejected Me!
A list of how fairytales rejected me. Who knew something so funny could be so tragic?
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Published: 7-31-09 - Complete

66. Three Women and a Failure reviews
Alan is married again, but as you can see from the title, things do not work out. R&R please
Two and a Half Men - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-13-09 - Complete

67. My Twilight Parody reviews
I'm ba-aack, welcoming your flames with a little parody filled with me insulting your little book. Flames openly welcomed, dig as deep as you want.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-13-09 - Complete

68. Monkeys and the Crocodile Remake reviews
The crocodile's version of 'Monkeys and the Crocodile' T for obvious violence and some language
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-13-09 - Complete

69. Snape the Advisor reviews
Severus Snape, the stud muffin that he is, becomes Hogwarts main specialist for sex edcuation, and tips. Interesting pairing inside, along with disclaimer about pairing. Note for you all: this is a little disturbing, but enjoy. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-13-09 - Ginny W. & Severus S. - Complete

70. McGonagall's Love Confessionals reviews
Severus finds McGonagall's secret journal, and he reads insideto find the true secret: McGonagall's extreme love for Albus. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-13-09 - Minerva M. & Albus D. - Complete

71. Lisa's Decision reviews
One shot. Lisa has a tough decision to make reguarding her & Milhouse's "creation"
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-13-09 - Complete

72. Timothy's Moment of Pain reviews
Final story in my reply to Falling into Heaven's TIVA challenge; enjoy the story. Reviews loved.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-13-09 - Tim M. & Tony D. - Complete

73. Little Red Riding Boy
My twist on this tale where a boy goes through all the adventures. R&R, beware of profanity, and violence...that should make you laugh.
Fairy Tales - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Published: 7-13-09 - Complete

74. Voldy Rap reviews
My second rap, and this time it's a tale about Harry and Voldy, with the rapper being Harry, but you can only blame me for this not having a beat:
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-13-09 - Harry P. & Voldemort - Complete

75. Ziva's Moment of Pain reviews
Sequal to TIVA Challenege; Tony's Moment of Pain brings on Ziva's moment of pain. One more after this, enjoy all three!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-13-09 - Ziva D. & Tony D. - Complete

76. The Real Story of Humpty Dumpty reviews
The real story of Humpty Dumpty...M for a reason! R&R
Fairy Tales - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-13-09 - Complete

77. Tony's Moment of Pain reviews
In response to the TIVA Challenge from Fallingintoheaven: Tony and Ziva trapped in an elevator, but there is something major going on with Tony. Hope you laugh at this one, & feel free to review.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-1-09 - Tony D. & Ziva D. - Complete

78. The Challenge »
A demon issues a challenge throughout the Underworld to kill the Charmed Ones at all costs...right when Prue and Leo are about to get remarried. What will this bring, horror, sadness, or tragedy? R&R
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,941 - Updated: 6-30-09 - Published: 6-29-09 - Piper H.

79. True Lovers » reviews
This is a fanfic set in the future of Shrek and Fiona's life together. A detailed summary is inside, and if you want a quick scan just read the bolded part. It's the only important area. T for language, but it's got Donkey in it what do you expect?
Crossover - Shrek & Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,614 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-30-09 - Published: 5-12-09 - Complete

80. Pranking Out
Fanfic for 'Hiding Out' with John Cryer-Andrew has free reign of the school, and takes full advantage by pulling amazing pranks. More to come, M for sexual references.
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Published: 6-30-09

81. What Really Happened to Hans Gruber? reviews
A love story where Hans Gruber somehow survives his horrible fall, and despite the truth, a woman thanks John for the honor of letting him fall. R&R please
Die Hard - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-29-09 - Hans G.

82. Chase of the Monkey reviews
Scooby and the Gang head to a zoo to try to find a loose monkey on a tight deadline. 1-shot, R&R please
Scooby Doo - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-29-09 - Scooby Doo - Complete

83. Joan and the Robbery » reviews
A robbery sets off a strange chain of events. R&R please and help me with character names. The show never comes on anymore!
Joan Of Arcadia - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-29-09

84. Tony Gone » reviews
NCIS/Charmed/Harry Potter; When Tony goes missing, it sets off a change of events involving murder and world domination. R&R please.
Crossover - Harry Potter & TV X-overs - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,015 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-29-09 - Complete

85. Private Stories of Jack O'Neill »
From crazy ideas to your computer screen, these are the stories General Hammond never allowed into a report format, yet here they are at your disposal. Be careful, you may not like what you see. M for mature content, readers beware, and feel free to flame
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,791 - Published: 6-29-09 - J. O'Neill

86. Ghost of Stargate Command
A ghost is haunting Stargate Command, but only an outsider can see her. Will the outsider be taken away for psychiatric care or will she be embraced and allowed to communicate with the ghost? 1-shot, dedicated to Janet Fraiser.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,550 - Published: 6-29-09 - J. Fraiser - Complete

87. Powerpuff High School reviews
The girls are all grown up and more different than ever. Will the difference between Buttercup and her sisters drive them apart, or will they live to fight another day? R&R please
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-29-09 - Buttercup - Complete

88. Ronon's Experience reviews
As a new man in a strange new world, Ronon could encounter something he's never seen before, such as a microwave, but is it really a microwave? One-shot.
Crossover - Stargate: Atlantis & Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-29-09 - Ronon D. - Complete

89. Snape and the Fiasco reviews
When HOgwarts experiences a Swine Flu breakout, one man is called in to take care of the staff...and some animals. See into Snape's worst nightmare: dealing with out of control animals. M for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-29-09 - Severus S. - Complete

90. Shadow from the Past »
A 'Transformers' fanfic that could work as 'Transformers 6' or something: a group of people come across a wayward robot while treking through the Sahara: can they lose him before they get to a big city, or is humanity at risk? R&R please
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,651 - Published: 6-29-09

91. Molly Gets Even reviews
Molly, from the Big Comfy Couch, is sick of Loonette treating her like crap, so...she gets even. M for some major violence who ever thought a cute little doll could do something so terrible...on set!
TV X-overs - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-29-09 - Complete

92. Animated Antics » reviews
Strange crossover, but you'll see that it works: The Magic School Bus accidentally goes through a portal that changes all animated characters into real characters. Will this stop Peter's animated antics? Read and see R&R please!
Crossover - Family Guy & Magic School Bus - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,684 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-29-09 - Complete

93. The Guide
My first-ever Tribe fanfic! This is like my version of near the beginning since I only saw the last series. Feel free to review!
Tribe - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,003 - Published: 6-29-09

94. Snape and the Flame Witch »
This is the biography of a flame witch, one with amazing powers, but are they damaging to her life? Is she Good or Evil? These questions are answered in this story of love & hate, but mostly Flame. The Flame Witch is my own idea. Read and review please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,212 - Updated: 6-29-09 - Published: 4-22-09 - Severus S. - Complete

95. Misfit reviews
Harry Potter, a celebrity of the wizard world, misses a royal holiday appointed by the Queen of England, and now he is officially a rule-brekaing misfit. This insane story is from Moaning Myrle's POV, and the ending is like superinsane, but enjoy anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-4-09 - Myrtle & Harry P. - Complete

96. Whomping Willow Rap reviews
I got extremely bored, but this is a rap from the POV of the whomping willow. It has no distiguishable beat, but it does rhyme, and it's the best this white chick could do. Please tell me how you like my first-ever rap!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-4-09 - Complete

97. Mr Monk Makes A Sacrafice reviews
Monk is forced to make a sacrafice if he wants to follow the rules.
Monk - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-4-09 - Adrian M. - Complete

98. The Mystery of the Muffin reviews
Someone...or something...has taken Peyton's muffin. Can he figure out who did it? Could his search for a muffin be dangerous? Or life-changing? Read and see, and I promise you'll get a good laugh.
Chaotic - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-12-09 - Complete

99. MacGyver to the Rescue reviews
MacGyver is in Tribe World, and he changes the final episode of Series 5 forever.
Crossover - MacGyver & Tribe - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-12-09 - Complete

100. Ballad of Terror reviews
This is a chilling spin on Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet. Be warned, this is nothing like the original.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-22-09

101. Disturbed in the Suburb
This is an April Fools' Day fanfic, and guess what career choice Raymond has decided to pursuit on this lovely day. Rated M for sexual content.
Everybody Loves Raymond - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Published: 4-22-09 - Complete

102. Below the BackyardA Bug's Fight For Paradise » reviews
A backyard full of bugs is threatened when the family decides to call an exterminator.
A Bugs Life - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,386 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-16-09 - Published: 3-30-09

103. I Welcome the Flame SG Style reviews
This may be one of my favorite shows, but I just HAD to rant on it! Part Three of my 'I Welcome the Flame' series. M for calling Amanda Tapping a bad word!P
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-16-09 - Complete

104. Desire of an Afterlife »
Part 2 of Adventures of the Unknown. This part makes much more sense, r&r please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 89,807 - Updated: 4-3-09 - Published: 3-30-09 - Severus S. - Complete

105. Snape and the Dark Angel reviews
An encounter between Severus Snape and a mysterious dark angel.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-30-09 - Severus S. - Complete

106. Why I Wouldn't be in a Fairytale reviews
25 reasons why I would NEVER be in a fairytale. Teen for implied language.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-30-09 - Complete

107. The Trial of the Victim Named Sheldon reviews
Sheldon has been killed! This is the story of the humerous trial that follows this heinous crime. R&R please!
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-17-09 - Complete

108. Life at the end of the World »
Author's note included. First of a series of ten stories about a warrior who survives a war on his home planet. Ten stories included within this one to keep you from being too confused I hope .
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,207 - Published: 3-12-09 - Ronon D. - Complete

109. Adventures of the Unknown »
Warning: this will not flow with the book, but stick with it. It all turns out okay. 1st of a series of 2 fanfics where Severus may find romance with a mysterious America who appears in his life after an accident. Part two coming soon! R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 46,178 - Published: 3-10-09 - Severus S. - Complete

110. The Moonlight » reviews
The afterlife of Severus Snape and other characters. This is a religious story, believe it or not, but Sev does go "down south," but I love him anyway: .
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,567 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-10-09 - Published: 3-9-09 - Severus S. - Complete

111. toysVSthebully reviews
What happens when a bully makes someone throw a toy away? Not with Andy, but same type of story.
Toy Story - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-9-09 - Complete

112. The Road Trip reviews
Alan and Charlie take a road trip and meet up with some dialect-challenged people. Enjoy.
Two and a Half Men - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-9-09 - Complete

113. Your McGee Is Showing! reviews
Abby is having a baby, but no one can tell who the real father is until the very end. Rated M for some mature content, but it's still funny to me . OOC
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-18-09 - Abby S. - Complete

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