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Author has written 113 stories for NCIS, Two and a Half Men, Toy Story, Harry Potter, Stargate: Atlantis, Big Bang Theory, Chaotic, Fairy Tales, A Bugs Life, Stargate: SG-1, Everybody Loves Raymond, Shakespeare, MacGyver, Shrek, Monk, Tribe, Family Guy, TV X-overs, Transformers, Powerpuff Girls, Joan Of Arcadia, Scooby Doo, Die Hard, Charmed, Misc. Movies, Simpsons, Twilight, Danny Phantom, Drew Carey Show, Dead Like Me, Dharma & Greg, 6teen, King of Queens, Series Of Unfortunate Events, iCarly, To Kill a Mockingbird, Dark Blue, Of Mice and Men, Misc. Books, Twilight Zone, Making Fiends, Charles Dickens, Mario, Phantom of the Opera, Magic School Bus, Wizard of Oz, and Metalocalypse.
Note about my older pieces:
I've been receiving several flames towards my older pieces lately. First of all, I find it hilarious that some of you took the time to tell me how horrible those pieces are because I already knew how bad they were. But, the main point I wish to make is this: I leave up my older pieces to show how I've improved over the years. I'm not ashamed of my past: Each and every good writer has gone from horrid to their legendary standings one step at a time. Basically, I'm sorry I wasn't born a prodigy. It doesn't actually upset me when people say mean things, but I don't feel like explaining myself to people (I probably shouldn't anyway, but sometimes I wake up feeling confrontational).
As for the formatting problems that linger in my older pieces, that's my procrastination kicking in. And now that it's been years since I posted some things, I don't see the point in changing it now. Besides, I really don't have the time.
Newest Pieces [on this account:
I recently rewrote "Time Lost", one of my oldest fan fictions. The new version is called "Time Lost Revamp," and it's currently 51 chapters (there are really about 60-something and counting, but I didn't realize I'd have internet today so no updates for you...sorry).
Note: Anything before "Time Lost Revamp" is an old piece. To see my newer pieces, visit my deviantArt account, apocalypticangel4792 or my fanfiction.net account apocalypticangel47. AND YES, I HAVE IMPROVED.
I am now starting an account at fictionpress.com. I am PersonofthePen, and here's a link to my profile: www.fictionpress.com/u/676605/PersonofthePen. I probably won't have anything there for a while, but I'm getting there, and I already have a profile started.
I have a new profile on here. I am also UberReader, a solid-reader who will read anything. Here's the link to that profile: www.fanfiction.net/u/2030645
I also now have a DeviantArt under the name Darkangelsnapelover. This account is pretty much dead now, but I still visit it occasionally.
And I have yet another account onunder the name DarkAngelSnapeLover. I have a few things on there, including my latest multichapter Harry Potter fic. And if you don't know where to put a story you have on this site, that one is pretty good and growing daily.
I have an account on DeviantArt . It's pretty much dead now, but my new account is apocalypticangel4792.
I recently turned 20 years old, and I am so unbelievably happy not to be a teenager anymore. Seriously, I'm an old soul in a young body, so any step from childhood is a positive one.
I'm currently in college. My major is English->Literature track. My end goal is to be a college English professor. I may reconsider this because I really don't like people, so...anyone who knows anything about teaching knows it's all about dealing with people, either in class or behind the scenes. My dream job is actually to be a novelist, but I needed a backup plan
COPY AND PASTE CRAP--this part is really long, so read for your enjoyment only=D
Stargate:SG1 Quotes--Jack O'Neill (copied from someone else's profile...because I'm lazy and they made me laugh)
Carter: "Its trying to spread!"
Jack: "You shouldnt be walking."
Jack: FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
(Jack talking to Tealc after Daniel ascends)
ONeill: "Yknow Siler, I expect to be put into your will after this."
Carter: "I really need more time to make the calculations."
Sam Carter: "Normally neutrinos pass right through ordinary matter, no matter how dense. I mean, something like five hundred million billion just passed through you."
Tealc: "Appearances may be deceiving."
Daniel: "Wait, so youre actually saying you need someone dumber than you."
Daniel: "Are you crazy? Its a paradise."
Jack ONeill: "I have great confidence in you Carter. Go back to the SGC and...
Jack: "Is everyone clear on that? Daniel?"
Carter (to Jack): "Just because my reproductive organs are on the inside instead of the outside, doesnt mean I cant handle anything you can."
Carter: "Find me an anthropologist who dresses like this, and i will eat this headdress."
Carter: "According to the ascend-o-meter Khalek is about 80 there."
Tealc: "The destruction of the hammer device to save my life may have caused this. If so, I am responsible."
Sam: "Maybourne, you are an idiot everyday of the week, why cant you take just one day off?!"
Sam Carter: "This way, sir. Its not far."
Vala: "Yes. And Im absolutely terrified have any of you ever heard of anything like it…"
Jackson: "This is interesting.
Sam Carter: "Tealc, how do Jaffa couples handle their problems?"
Jack ONeill: So whats your impression of Alar?"
Daniel: "The odds are not in our favor"
Convict, to Tealc: "You are very strong, yes?"
Tealc: "Things will not calm down, Daniel Jackson. They will in fact calm up."
Tealc: "What is an Oprah?"
Jack: "Say something."
More Funny Stuff:
I found this on a profile and just HAD to repost it!! Be prepared to laugh in a crowded room!
16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things
Favorite school subject: science, because you can learn how babies are made and then learn how to blow up the guy you don't want to learn from, but my favorite parts are astronomy and meteorology, because both have some of the most awesome pictures EVER (I like tornadoes, those are my favorite, but I've only seen a funnel myself, and a local meteorologist talk himself hoarse over what was never there to begin with. Just saying).
Favorite television shows at the moment: Stargate: SG1, Stargate: Atlantis, MacGyver, Robot Chicken (that is the shit right there! I stay up later than I ever have before just to see that show for twelve minutes), Dark Blue, Monk, N.C.I.S, Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother, and quite a few others, but mostly in passing. I went to see the movie UP! and laughed and thought it was amazing! Again, 17 people. Did I mention I'm weird? Oh yeah, only child. That's why I'm easily amused and find typing long bios fun. The 'hide bio' button is up there somewhere, so go for it.
I like to rant, of course (I Welcome the Flame series, but they know I'm a ranter), and I hate being wrong, which is why I can draw out an argument until I win, or they give up (that's my inner woman). Yeah, that's about it. Sorry you had to read all that, but I'm not working on anything else right now, so hey, why not bore the hell out of you? Enjoy this long bio, but I might revise it later. Who knows, maybe I'll make it longer! No, I can't even put myself through that. Bye for now!
This is an acrostic I wrote about Severus Snape:
Severus, my angel, my prince, my hero, I call on you to make me smile.
Severus, we've survived, despite the plans against us.
Ginny/Snape (I have no idea why on this one, since he is totally mine, but...there you go)
Neville L./ anyone decent (that guy deserves better!!)
Umm...don't know anymore right now, so...
Favorite Quotes from Karl Marx (I did a project on Karl Marx in AP European History and I looked up his quotes to do it. Surprisingly, some of them are pretty good, or at least I think so. Enjoy the few I've copied down and copy the ones you love) :
Experience praises the most happy the one who made the most people happy.
The writer must earn money in order to be able to live and write, but he must by no means live and write for the purpose of making money
Reason has always existed, but not always in a reasonable form.
Things to copy onto your profile:
Things I've copied from other profiles:
If you have a long bio/profile, and wish to hereby enhance the length of said autobiographical document, copy and paste this to said world wide web page to make said autobiographical document increase in length, number of words, interestingness, and other things which would be known as fun, copy and paste this piece of information to your said autobiographical document.
98 percent of teenagers has drank alcohol or done drugs. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile
If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
Copy and Paste this into your profile to join the Revolution; because everyone knows how much it sucks when you have 500 hits and 3 reviews...
Fancy a challenge? Try this: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
If you've ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. (It's just so FUN!)
If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile. (Okay, I'm weird, but proud)
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile.
If you're a loser and you're proud of it, copy this into your profile!
Did you know the average person only reads three books per year? If you do not even believe it is possible to read that little, copy and paste this to your profile
Nerds like comics and card games. Geeks like trig and reading. If you are one or both, copy this and paste it into your profile
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile
If you have ever cried when your favorite character died/almost died, copy and paste this into your profile
If you take your phone off the hook during your favorite TV shows, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever been busted writing fanfic at work copy this and paste it in your profile
If you like to root for the bad guys in movies/TV shows, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have read all seven Harry Potter books, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have completely read a Harry Potter book in less than two weeks (less than 24 hrs), copy and paste this into your profile
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, -xIxHEARTxEDWARDx-, sakurabloom1124, Phish Tacko, fictionfreak93, InkAndPaperTwin, OnTheHour.EveryHour, DarkAngelSnapeLover,
If you have inside jokes... with yourself... copy and paste this into your profile.
If fanfiction is to you what myspace is to other people, copy and paste this in to your profile.
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