| DarkAngelSnapeLover |
Author has written 98 stories for NCIS, Two and a Half Men, Toy Story, Harry Potter, Stargate: Atlantis, Big Bang Theory, Chaotic, Fairy Tales, A Bugs Life, Stargate: SG-1, Everybody Loves Raymond, Shakespeare, MacGyver, Shrek, Monk, Tribe, Family Guy, TV X-overs, Transformers, Misc. Books, Powerpuff Girls, Joan Of Arcadia, Scooby Doo, Die Hard, Charmed, Misc. Movies, Simpsons, Twilight, Danny Phantom, Drew Carey Show, Dead Like Me, Dharma & Greg, 6teen, King of Queens, Series Of Unfortunate Events, iCarly, To Kill a Mockingbird, Dark Blue, Of Mice and Men, Twilight Zone, Phantom of the Opera, Magic School Bus, Misc. Tv Shows, Wizard of Oz, and Metalocalypse. IMPORTANT: My internet time is very scarce right now, so I apologize if I cannot get a reply to you in time. Don't blame me, blame society...and economics. Yea! I took off the amazingly humongous crapload of my update list! Okay, WAYY too much, I know, but insipiration arrived:) Check out my humongous list of stories for something you like (I'm sure you'll find SOMETHING!) I am now starting an account at fictionpress.com. I am PersonofthePen, and here's a link to my profile: www.fictionpress.com/u/676605/PersonofthePen. I probably won't have anything there for a while, but I'm getting there, and I already have a profile started. I have a new profile on here. I am also UberReader, a solid-reader who will read anything. Here's the link to that profile: www.fanfiction.net/u/2030645 ADVERTISEMENT: PLEASE consider reading one of my many stories called SMASH UP! Written between two friends and I, we have a nice thing going, but no one appreciates it because it's random! SMASH UP and Animated Antics are good even if they're random! So, PLEASE consider reading it! It has a great plot once it gets going, but NO ONE LIKES IT!! So, please...? Another new thing: a better autobio! Okay, just turned 17 (in my mind, three months ago from this update, though). I'm a chick and I love a lot of different TV men, who range in age from twenties (Caleb Ross and Jason Momoa) to sixties (Alan Rickman and Richard Dean Anderson). I'm fully straight, so...that's that. I do support gay marriage (only saying this because if a Miss USA contestant can tell you her views, then you should hear mine), but mostly for the children involved (sad face). I am in love with rock music, but I will listen to many different things. My MP3 player goes from instrumental 3 Doors Down music to Avenged Sevenfold back to the Phantom of the Opera soundtrack then to Metallica, Korn, System of a Down, and then back to...I'll stop now. Books are great too, even though the ones I have to read for school usually suck to me. I love writing, as you can see, and I also love talking, though I don't like talking about myself per say, it just comes out this way. Recent Quotes from me (I might actually use these in some stories if I haven't already): Favorite school subject: science, because you can learn how babies are made and then learn how to blow up the guy you don't want to learn from, but my favorite parts are astronomy and meteorology, because both have some of the most awesome pictures EVER (I like tornadoes, those are my favorite, but I've only seen a funnel myself, and a local meteorologist talk himself hoarse over what was never there to begin with. Just saying). Favorite television shows at the moment: Stargate: SG1, Stargate: Atlantis, MacGyver, Robot Chicken (that is the shit right there! I stay up later than I ever have before just to see that show for twelve minutes), Dark Blue, Monk, N.C.I.S, Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother, and quite a few others, but mostly in passing. I went to see the movie UP! and laughed and thought it was amazing! Again, 17 people. Did I mention I'm weird? Oh yeah, only child. That's why I'm easily amused and find typing long bios fun. The 'hide bio' button is up there somewhere, so go for it. I like to rant, of course (I Welcome the Flame series, but they know I'm a ranter), and I hate being wrong, which is why I can draw out an argument until I win, or they give up (that's my inner woman). Yeah, that's about it. Sorry you had to read all that, but I'm not working on anything else right now, so hey, why not bore the hell out of you? Enjoy this long bio, but I might revise it later. Who knows, maybe I'll make it longer! No, I can't even put myself through that. Bye for now! This is an acrostic I wrote about Severus Snape: Severus, my angel, my prince, my hero, I call on you to make me smile. Severus, we've survived, despite the plans against us. Favorite Relationships: Ginny/Snape (I have no idea why on this one, since he is totally mine, but...there you go) Neville L./ anyone decent (that guy deserves better!!) Umm...don't know anymore right now, so... Favorite Quotes from Karl Marx (I did a project on Karl Marx in AP European History and I looked up his quotes to do it. Surprisingly, some of them are pretty good, or at least I think so. Enjoy the few I've copied down and copy the ones you love) : Experience praises the most happy the one who made the most people happy. The writer must earn money in order to be able to live and write, but he must by no means live and write for the purpose of making money Reason has always existed, but not always in a reasonable form. Things to copy onto your profile: Things I've copied from other profiles: If you have a long bio/profile, and wish to hereby enhance the length of said autobiographical document, copy and paste this to said world wide web page to make said autobiographical document increase in length, number of words, interestingness, and other things which would be known as fun, copy and paste this piece of information to your said autobiographical document. 98 percent of teenagers has drank alcohol or done drugs. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile. Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! Copy and Paste this into your profile to join the Revolution; because everyone knows how much it sucks when you have 500 hits and 3 reviews... Fancy a challenge? Try this: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool! If you've ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. (It's just so FUN!) If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile. (Okay, I'm weird, but proud) If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile. If you're a loser and you're proud of it, copy this into your profile! Did you know the average person only reads three books per year? If you do not even believe it is possible to read that little, copy and paste this to your profile Nerds like comics and card games. Geeks like trig and reading. If you are one or both, copy this and paste it into your profile For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile If you have ever cried when your favorite character died/almost died, copy and paste this into your profile If you take your phone off the hook during your favorite TV shows, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever been busted writing fanfic at work copy this and paste it in your profile If you like to root for the bad guys in movies/TV shows, copy and paste this into your profile If you have read all seven Harry Potter books, copy and paste this into your profile If you have completely read a Harry Potter book in less than two weeks (less than 24 hrs), copy and paste this into your profile 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, -xIxHEARTxEDWARDx-, sakurabloom1124, Phish Tacko, fictionfreak93, InkAndPaperTwin, OnTheHour.EveryHour, DarkAngelSnapeLover, If you have inside jokes... with yourself... copy and paste this into your profile. If fanfiction is to you what myspace is to other people, copy and paste this in to your profile. | |||||||||||
1. The Spreemalfoy snaps over a twilight box set. enjoy!Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Published: 11-6-09 - Complete2. The Hogwarts Spy »This story of action has just about everything, even my very own American Witch Snape and the Flame Witch is what got me into this! . Updates will come soon! R&RHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,224 - Published: 10-21-09 - Severus S.3. The Love of Sam CarterSam has an off-world lover in the world where Tribe takes place, but will orders from General Hammond stop their love? T to be safe. R&R please.Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Tribe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Published: 10-21-09 - Carter, S. - Complete4. Severus and ChrysA whirlwind romance for Professor Snape means humor and M-rated material for the rest of us. Enjoy!Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Published: 10-21-09 - Severus S. - Complete5. Lex and the DrunkardM FOR A REASON! Lex and one of his many one-night-stands, but was she even really there? Not for the faint of heart!Tribe - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Published: 10-21-09 - Complete6. Background Story: Puddle Jumpers reviewsThe background story of puddle jumpers with a very humerous tone. Enjoy!Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-21-09 - Complete7. A Little War and NoiseA lady general faces the biggest challenge of her life, and the strangest, when she accidentally steps into The Twilight Zone.Twilight Zone - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,167 - Published: 10-20-09 - Complete8. Abby and SheldonOur favorite little lab assistant has found a new love, but can she really want a man who's more obsessive-compulsive than anyone has ever seen? Read and see: Reviews are widely accepted, but Flames are welcome also.Crossover - NCIS & Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Published: 10-14-09 - Abby S. & Sheldon C. - Complete9. Forever Surviving reviewsA 'Survivng Sam' Poem-fic. Those who haven't read the book should reconsider, and those who have...you'll understand. R&RMisc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-14-09 - Complete10. Three Billy Pimps reviewsA funny take on the fairytale classic. Um...M for a reason, I should say.Fairy Tales - Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-14-09 - Complete11. How 'Of Mice and Men' Should Have EndedI hated the ending of the book, so I wrote my own. T for slight unseen violence/ deserved violence. Read and Enjoy!Of Mice and Men - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Published: 10-14-09 - Complete12. Darkest NightDuncan wants revenge for Macbeth's killing him. Begins as a dark poem but ends as a humorous story. Enjoy.Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Published: 10-6-09 - Complete13. The Dream reviewsFor UberReader's chapter challenge. Banquo/Macbeth love story where everything is just a dream.Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-6-09 - Complete14. The Cloning Experience reviewsA strange little class assignment that is up and running for your amusement. Some words are underlined apart of the assignment . Slight OOC with Snape. Enjoy please:Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-5-09 - Severus S. & Harry P. - Complete15. Rita Skeeter's Scoop reviewsFor UberReader's Chapter Challenge. SS&RS. One-Shot. R&R please.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-5-09 - Severus S. & Rita S. - Complete16. The Surprise reviewsJaime has a surprise. Will it end her job with the team? R&RDark Blue - Rated: T - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-30-09 - Jaimie A. & Carter S. - Complete17. Why I'm so CrossAnother McGongall Love Confessional. McGongall gets her heart broken, explaining the reason behind her constant foul mood. M to be safe.Crossover - Harry Potter & Tribe - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Published: 9-30-09 - Minerva M. - Complete18. White Lie reviewsCarrie and Doug are the proud parents of many children. But when they receive an invitation to a high school reunion, will their white lie ruin their lives? R&RKing of Queens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-30-09 - Complete19. Tricia the Stalker reviewsWhat if Tricia kept stalking Doug?King of Queens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-30-09 - Complete20. A little suprise reviewsAn OOC tale with a surprise inside, along with a challenge. Rated M for a reason!Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-28-09 - Minerva M. & Albus D. - Complete21. Messing with Snape » reviewsThis list contains 200 ways to mess with Snape. Also includes stories to show how the events worked in my mind . Please enjoy. No refunds if you wet yourself... M for a reasonHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,218 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-28-09 - Severus S.22. Severus Leaves Hogwarts reviewsSeverus leaves Hogwarts suddenly. This is my way of introducing a character to the books. R&R please.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-28-09 - Sybill T. & Severus S. - Complete23. The Black KnightA horror tale of the Black Knight. Rated T for a reason. R&RHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Published: 9-28-09 - Severus S. & OC - Complete24. Bothering the Recluse reviewsA 'Potter Puppet Pals' meets 'To Kill A Mocking Bird' spoof. M for language. Please review and enjoy!To Kill a Mockingbird - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-28-09 - Complete25. iSauce reviewsThe gang runs out of ideas, or do they?iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-10-09 - Sam P. & Freddie B. - Complete26. hermione and the preshow kidnapping show reviewsHermione kidnaps Nathan because of what he did to Ron. Will it be in end of Nathan?Crossover - Harry Potter & Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-3-09 - Hermione G. & Nathan E. - Complete27. Danny and Sam Have ProblemsWhen Danny and Sam's triplets get Danny's ghost abilities, everything changes not only in his marriage, but in his relationship with his mother. R&R pleaseDanny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Published: 8-20-09 - Dan Phantom & Sam M. - Complete28. Story of Unfortunate EventsA little tragedy that has nothing to do with the book, though both sets of people have same types of lives: horrible. R&R if you have timeSeries Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Published: 8-18-09 - Complete29. The Dreamer remake reviewsA remake of the fairytale 'The Dreamer', funny if you've read it or notFairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-11-09 - Complete30. Murdoc's Weakness reviewsSpoof. Murdoc interrupts Macgyver while he's crafting. Could this be the weakness MacGyver has searched for throughout his career? R&RMacGyver - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-31-09 - Complete31. SG1 Meets the Wizard of Oz » reviewsThe ultimate use of the Wizard of Oz by SG-1. Dedicated to the characters & cast members who have passed away.Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Wizard of Oz - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,897 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-31-09 - Carter, S. - Complete32. Adam & Christine » reviewsMy own resolution for after Joan destroy's Adam sculptures. Not a romance, a few curse words, R&RJoan Of Arcadia - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,779 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-31-09 - Complete33. Time Lost »A fanfic where a past event causes a girl to be stuck in her second-year form while everyone else matures around her. Wrote this...three years ago, feel free to hate. T because I can't remember what all is involved-don't expect quick updates.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/General - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,497 - Updated: 7-31-09 - Published: 6-29-09 - Severus S.34. The Girl » reviewsDeacon gets involved with an underaged girl, breaking up friendships and family ties. Can Deacon redeam himself?King of Queens - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,746 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-31-09 - Complete35. Romance on the Day ShiftDrama and romance plague the group starting with the arrival of Jen's new coworker, Raven.6teen - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Published: 7-31-09 - Complete36. Dharma's HaikusDharma writes haikus about her new baby.Dharma & Greg - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Published: 7-31-09 - Complete37. Dead Like JoanA cancer patient dies in an unlikly way & joins George and the gang. One-shot. R&RDead Like Me - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Published: 7-31-09 - Complete38. Abby & Drew AgainAbby, Drew's first groupie, returns to Drew during a mandatory sick day. Will Abby stay in his life for good this time? R&RCrossover - Drew Carey Show & NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Published: 7-31-09 - Abby S. - Complete39. Vlad's Other Secret reviewsVlad tries to get revenge on Danny P for sending his secrets through Ghost Zone, sequel to 'Secret of Vlad'. R&RDanny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-31-09 - Dan Phantom & Vlad M. - Complete40. Secret of Vlad reviewsVlad has a secret, and it has to do with...bunnies? Sequel coming, R&RDanny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-31-09 - Dan Phantom & Vlad M. - Complete41. Jack's RapMy most recent rap, worst ever; read if you want to see what a white chick with no beat can do.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Published: 7-31-09 - O'Neill, J. - Complete42. Why Fairytales are Fairytales reviewsMy thoughts on why fairytales exist. EnjoyFairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-31-09 - Complete43. Why I'm Alone: Fairytales Rejected Me!A list of how fairytales rejected me. Who knew something so funny could be so tragic?Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Published: 7-31-09 - Complete44. Three Women and a Failure reviewsAlan is married again, but as you can see from the title, things do not work out. R&R pleaseTwo and a Half Men - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-13-09 - Complete45. My Twilight Parody reviewsI'm ba-aack, welcoming your flames with a little parody filled with me insulting your little book. Flames openly welcomed, dig as deep as you want.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-13-09 - Complete46. Monkeys and the Crocodile RemakeThe crocodile's version of 'Monkeys and the Crocodile' T for obvious violence and some languageFairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Published: 7-13-09 - Complete47. Snape the Advisor reviewsSeverus Snape, the stud muffin that he is, becomes Hogwarts main specialist for sex edcuation, and tips. Interesting pairing inside, along with disclaimer about pairing. R&RHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-13-09 - Ginny W. & Severus S. - Complete48. McGonagall's Love Confessionals reviewsSeverus finds McGonagall's secret journal, and he reads insideto find the true secret: McGonagall's extreme love for Albus. R&RHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-13-09 - Minerva M. & Albus D. - Complete49. Lisa's Decision reviewsOne shot. Lisa has a tough decision to make reguarding her & Milhouse's "creation"Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-13-09 - Complete50. Timothy's Moment of Pain reviewsFinal story in my reply to Falling into Heaven's TIVA challenge; enjoy the story. Reviews loved.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-13-09 - Tim M. & Tony D. - Complete51. Little Red Riding BoyMy twist on this tale where a boy goes through all the adventures. R&R, beware of profanity, and violence...that should make you laugh.Fairy Tales - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Published: 7-13-09 - Complete52. Voldy Rap reviewsMy second rap, and this time it's a tale about Harry and Voldy, with the rapper being Harry, but you can only blame me for this not having a beat:Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-13-09 - Harry P. & Voldemort - Complete53. Ziva's Moment of PainSequal to TIVA Challenege; Tony's Moment of Pain brings on Ziva's moment of pain. One more after this, enjoy all three!NCIS - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,866 - Published: 7-13-09 - Ziva D. & Tony D. - Complete54. The Real Story of Humpty Dumpty reviewsThe real story of Humpty Dumpty...M for a reason! R&RFairy Tales - Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-13-09 - Complete55. Tony's Moment of Pain reviewsIn response to the TIVA Challenge from Fallingintoheaven: Tony and Ziva trapped in an elevator, but there is something major going on with Tony. Hope you laugh at this one, & feel free to review.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-1-09 - Tony D. & Ziva D. - Complete56. The Challenge »A demon issues a challenge throughout the Underworld to kill the Charmed Ones at all costs...right when Prue and Leo are about to get remarried. What will this bring, horror, sadness, or tragedy? R&RCharmed - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,032 - Updated: 6-30-09 - Published: 6-29-09 - Piper H.W.57. True Lovers » reviewsThis is a fanfic set in the future of Shrek and Fiona's life together. A detailed summary is inside, and if you want a quick scan just read the bolded part. It's the only important area. T for language, but it's got Donkey in it what do you expect?Crossover - Shrek & Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,872 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-30-09 - Published: 5-12-09 - Complete58. Pranking OutFanfic for 'Hiding Out' with John Cryer-Andrew has free reign of the school, and takes full advantage by pulling amazing pranks. More to come, M for sexual references.Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Published: 6-30-0959. What Really Happened to Hans Gruber? reviewsA love story where Hans Gruber somehow survives his horrible fall, and despite the truth, a woman thanks John for the honor of letting him fall. R&R pleaseDie Hard - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-29-09 - Hans G.60. Chase of the Monkey reviewsScooby and the Gang head to a zoo to try to find a loose monkey on a tight deadline. 1-shot, R&R pleaseScooby Doo - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-29-09 - Scooby Doo - Complete61. Joan and the Robbery » reviewsA robbery sets off a strange chain of events. R&R please and help me with character names. The show never comes on anymore!Joan Of Arcadia - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-29-0962. Tony Gone »NCIS/Charmed/Harry Potter; When Tony goes missing, it sets off a change of events involving murder and world domination. R&R please.Crossover - Harry Potter & TV X-overs - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,022 - Published: 6-29-09 - Complete63. Private Stories of Jack O'Neill »From crazy ideas to your computer screen, these are the stories General Hammond never allowed into a report format, yet here they are at your disposal. Be careful, you may not like what you see. M for mature content, readers beware, and feel free to flameStargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,712 - Published: 6-29-09 - O'Neill, J.64. Ghost of Stargate CommandA ghost is haunting Stargate Command, but only an outsider can see her. Will the outsider be taken away for psychiatric care or will she be embraced and allowed to communicate with the ghost? 1-shot, dedicated to Janet Fraiser.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,514 - Published: 6-29-09 - Fraiser, J. - Complete65. Powerpuff High School reviewsThe girls are all grown up and more different than ever. Will the difference between Buttercup and her sisters drive them apart, or will they live to fight another day? R&R pleasePowerpuff Girls - Rated: M - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,093 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-29-09 - Buttercup - Complete66. SMASH UP »This is a smash-up written by me, GaraasLover30240, and Itachi&Draco09, and we were extremely bored while writing we were at school . So, long awaited for, this is what the fuss was about. Enjoy & feel free to review.Crossover - Misc. Books & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,497 - Published: 6-29-0967. Ronon's ExperienceAs a new man in a strange new world, Ronon could encounter something he's never seen before, such as a microwave, but is it really a microwave? One-shot.Crossover - Stargate: Atlantis & Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Published: 6-29-09 - Ronon D. - Complete68. Snape and the Fiasco reviewsWhen HOgwarts experiences a Swine Flu breakout, one man is called in to take care of the staff...and some animals. See into Snape's worst nightmare: dealing with out of control animals. M for language.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-29-09 - Severus S. - Complete69. Shadow from the Past »A 'Transformers' fanfic that could work as 'Transformers 6' or something: a group of people come across a wayward robot while treking through the Sahara: can they lose him before they get to a big city, or is humanity at risk? R&R pleaseTransformers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,645 - Published: 6-29-0970. Molly Gets Even reviewsMolly, from the Big Comfy Couch, is sick of Loonette treating her like crap, so...she gets even. M for some major violence who ever thought a cute little doll could do something so terrible...on set!TV X-overs - Rated: M - English - Parody/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-29-09 - Complete71. Animated Antics » reviewsStrange crossover, but you'll see that it works: The Magic School Bus accidentally goes through a portal that changes all animated characters into real characters. Will this stop Peter's animated antics? Read and see R&R please!Crossover - Family Guy & Magic School Bus - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,658 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-29-09 - Complete72. The GuideMy first-ever Tribe fanfic! This is like my version of near the beginning since I only saw the last series. Feel free to review!Tribe - Rated: M - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,965 - Published: 6-29-0973. Snape and the Flame Witch »This is the biography of a flame witch, one with amazing powers, but are they damaging to her life? Is she Good or Evil? These questions are answered in this story of love & hate, but mostly Flame. The Flame Witch is my own idea. Read and review please!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,033 - Updated: 6-29-09 - Published: 4-22-09 - Severus S. - Complete74. Misfit reviewsHarry Potter, a celebrity of the wizard world, misses a royal holiday appointed by the Queen of England, and now he is officially a rule-brekaing misfit. This insane story is from Moaning Myrle's POV, and the ending is like superinsane, but enjoy anyway.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-4-09 - Myrtle & Harry P. - Complete75. Whomping Willow Rap reviewsI got extremely bored, but this is a rap from the POV of the whomping willow. It has no distiguishable beat, but it does rhyme, and it's the best this white chick could do. Please tell me how you like my first-ever rap!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-4-09 - Complete76. Mr Monk Makes A Sacrafice reviewsMonk is forced to make a sacrafice if he wants to follow the rules.Monk - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-4-09 - Adrian M. - Complete77. The Mystery of the Muffin reviewsSomeone...or something...has taken Peyton's muffin. Can he figure out who did it? Could his search for a muffin be dangerous? Or life-changing? Read and see, and I promise you'll get a good laugh.Chaotic - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-12-09 - Complete78. MacGyver to the RescueMacGyver is in Tribe World, and he changes the final episode of Series 5 forever.Crossover - MacGyver & Tribe - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Published: 5-12-09 - Complete79. Ballad of Terror reviewsThis is a chilling spin on Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet. Be warned, this is nothing like the original.Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-22-0980. Disturbed in the SuburbThis is an April Fools' Day fanfic, and guess what career choice Raymond has decided to pursuit on this lovely day. Rated M for sexual content.Everybody Loves Raymond - Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,036 - Published: 4-22-09 - Complete81. Below the BackyardA Bug's Fight For Paradise » reviewsA backyard full of bugs is threatened when the family decides to call an exterminator.A Bugs Life - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,547 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-16-09 - Published: 3-30-0982. I Welcome the Flame SG Style reviewsThis may be one of my favorite shows, but I just HAD to rant on it! Part Three of my 'I Welcome the Flame' series. M for calling Amanda Tapping a bad word!PCrossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-16-09 - Complete83. Desire of an Afterlife »Part 2 of Adventures of the Unknown. This part makes much more sense, r&r please!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 9 - Words: 91,454 - Updated: 4-3-09 - Published: 3-30-09 - Severus S. - Complete84. Snape and the Dark Angel reviewsAn encounter between Severus Snape and a mysterious dark angel.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-30-09 - Severus S. - Complete85. Why I Wouldn't be in a Fairytale reviews25 reasons why I would NEVER be in a fairytale. Teen for implied language.Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-30-09 - Complete86. The Elements, part sixIf you've stayed with it, this is the last and final part/chapter. Enjoy/r&r, please!Chaotic - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Published: 3-27-09 - Complete87. The Elements, part five »Almost the last one in the series, hope you're enjoying it, r&r please!Chaotic - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,995 - Published: 3-27-09 - Complete88. The Elements, part four »Fourth part of The Elements; r&r pleaseChaotic - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,229 - Published: 3-27-09 - Complete89. The Elements, part three »Part three of The Elements; R&R pleaseChaotic - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,937 - Published: 3-27-09 - Complete90. The Elements, part twoPart two of The Elements, R&R please!Chaotic - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Published: 3-27-09 - Complete91. The Elements, part one » reviewsI finished this fanfic, so it is divided into parts. There are 6 parts in all, so enjoy. Read&Review please!Chaotic - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,653 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-27-09 - Complete92. The Trial of the Victim Named SheldonSheldon has been killed! This is the story of the humerous trial that follows this heinous crime. R&R please!Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Published: 3-17-09 - Complete93. Life at the end of the World »Author's note included. First of a series of ten stories about a warrior who survives a war on his home planet. Ten stories included within this one to keep you from being too confused I hope .Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,269 - Published: 3-12-09 - Ronon D. - Complete94. Adventures of the Unknown »Warning: this will not flow with the book, but stick with it. It all turns out okay. 1st of a series of 2 fanfics where Severus may find romance with a mysterious America who appears in his life after an accident. Part two coming soon! R&R please!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 46,809 - Published: 3-10-09 - Severus S. - Complete95. The Moonlight » reviewsThe afterlife of Severus Snape and other characters. This is a religious story, believe it or not, but Sev does go "down south," but I love him anyway: .Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,684 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-10-09 - Published: 3-9-09 - Severus S. - Complete96. toysVSthebully reviewsWhat happens when a bully makes someone throw a toy away? Not with Andy, but same type of story.Toy Story - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-9-09 - Complete97. The Road Trip reviewsAlan and Charlie take a road trip and meet up with some dialect-challenged people. Enjoy.Two and a Half Men - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-9-09 - Complete98. Your McGee Is Showing! reviewsAbby is having a baby, but no one can tell who the real father is until the very end. Rated M for some mature content, but it's still funny to me . OOCNCIS - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-18-09 - Abby S. - Complete