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Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, Star Wars, and Pirates of Penzance. "Love philtre, we've quantities of it, My icon shows Severus Snape as John Wellington Wells (with Harry-in-the-Box) from The Sorcerer by Gilbert and Sullivan. My pen name is from the same source. Based on a drawing by W.S. Gilbert. To see a full-size drawing with clear details, see links to Deviant Art below.To see Gilbert's original, go to http://math.boisestate.edu/gas/sorcerer/html/bab.html or go to www.pattersong.org and check out the logo of the Seattle Gilbert and Sullivan Society. Severus is a truly operatic character. With his magnificent extremes of love, hate, and suffering he belongs, not to Gilbert and Sullivan, but to Richard Wagner. On the outside he’s Hagen, the villain of Götterdämerung: harsh, bitter, and cold-blooded; a scorned and utterly miserable half-blood prince; servant of two masters but full of his own secret ambitions; ten times as smart as those snooty pureblood Gibichungs and that heroic dunderhead Siegfried; and a good hand with potions, besides. But inside— inside he’s Tristan, the ever-faithful lover. Never mind that his Isolde throws him over heartlessly (”Don’t waste your breath!”) and runs off to play happy hausfrau with Escamillo, the toreador from Carmen. (James Potter is sooo Escamillo.) Tristan remains faithful, dedicating his entire life to the memory of his Isolde, and dying at last while gazing at a vision of his beloved’s beautiful eyes. Can't you just hear the yearning, unresolved, unresolvable chord? From various interviews it appears that JKR sees Snape mainly in his Hagan persona, and doesn't entirely understand why the fangirls love him. Yes, it's partly Alan Rickman, and it's partly the Henry Kissinger effect ("Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac."), but it's also because she's given him the soul of Tristan. No fangirl could possibly resist that sort of devotion. Eternal, unswerving love doesn’t grow on trees. It grows only in operas and in fan fiction. Irrelevant Personal Facts My work on deviantArt | |||||||
1. Sal's Hat » reviews"Really, Godric! Using your ratty old hat to Sort our students? Here, use my yarmulke. It's much more elegant." Okay, so Salazar would have said "kippa," not "yarmulke," but who cares except us Ravenclaws? AU Sorting of various characters.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 12-26-12 - Published: 12-14-12 - Sorting Hat2. Snape's Solution reviewsSnape takes Harry on his first Horcrux hunt, and shows him how to contaminate a potion. AU Half-Blood Prince. Plenty of snark, absolutely no affection of any kind. Inspired by Loten's "Chasing the Sun".Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 47 - Published: 1-5-12 - Severus S. & Harry P. - Complete3. The Star Wars of Penzance: A Space Operetta » reviewsThe Tatooine Opera Company Presents: Fred Skywalker, Princess Mabel, Obi-wan Stanley and the gang sing their way through Gilbert and Sullivan's "The Pirates of Penzance." Originally written in 1978, when there was only ONE Star Wars movie.Crossover - Star Wars & Pirates of Penzance - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,618 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 9-2-10 - Published: 8-25-10 - Complete4. Girls' Night at the Hog's Head » reviewsSixth-year girls of all four houses get together for their traditional night of contests, drink, and unspoken secrets. SSHG, though Sev himself does not appear until the Epilogue. Later chapters rated T for sexual humor.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,291 - Reviews: 83 - Updated: 2-15-10 - Published: 1-4-10 - Hermione G. & Severus S. - Complete5. Princely Names » reviewsWho was Napoleon Bonaparte Prince? Why was Theodora Granger-Snape named after a prostitute? How did Hermione become richer than Draco? What was the worst thing Dumbledore ever did to Snape? Is Harry the Good Cop or the Bad Cop? AU, SSHG, Modified NextGen.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,393 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 8-5-09 - Published: 7-29-09 - Severus S. & Hermione G. - Complete6. Lion's Tail reviewsDraco faces his boggart a second time. But first, Professor Lupin tells him a story. Mentor fic. Sequel to "Fear of the Father" by Black-Kimauri, in a completely different style.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 2-25-09 - Draco M. & Remus L. - Complete