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1. Bloodlines » reviews

A collection of one-shots about the boys' pasts, their thoughts on life, and random happenings around Mordhaus. Rated M for language, alcohol consumption, drug abuse, and sexual content. Reviews are appreciated!

Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 6,778 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 9-28-10 - Published: 12-25-09

2. Find Your Sexy Side reviews

Molly helps Anja find her sexy side. Pickles and Toki learn to knock first. Rated M for lesbian sex. Written for the LJ Back To Klok Rare-a-thon. Reviews are appreciated.

Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-21-10 - Pickles & Toki W. - Complete

3. Nightmare reviews

Some long-overdue fluff. Pickles has a nightmare, Nathan comforts him. No sex, but rated M for Nathan trying to have "me" time. Reviews are appreciated.

Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-20-10 - Pickles & Nathan E. - Complete

4. Blackout reviews

Nathan and Pickles find themselves in the midst of a blackout, and they're already drinking. Only one thing left to do...Yep, slashy smut. Rated M. Birthday gift for my Nathan. Reviews are appreciated.

Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-19-10 - Nathan E. & Pickles - Complete

5. Comfort reviews

The soft, tender moment from "Shelter", in Charles's POV. Again, a sister piece to "Irish Eyes". Rated M for sexual activity. Reviews are appreciated.

Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-11-10 - C. F. Ofdensen & Pickles - Complete

6. Shelter reviews

A soft, tender moment between Charles and Pickles, after Charles returns to Mordhaus. Sister piece to "Irish Eyes". Rated M for sexual activity. Reviews are appreciated.

Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-8-10 - Pickles & C. F. Ofdensen - Complete

7. Bookworm » reviews

Nathan finally tries his hand at a serious relationship again. Set during Season 3. Written for my Twin. Rated T because Dethklok is Dethklok. Reviews are appreciated.

Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 3-20-10 - Published: 2-7-10 - Nathan E.

8. Cinnamon Buns reviews

Pickles bakes cinnamon buns as part of a poorly-designed revenge plot. Tony/Pickles slash, but nothing graphic. Rated T for language, alcohol usage, and nudity. Reviews are appreciated!

Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-16-10 - Pickles - Complete

9. Mixtape reviews

Drabbles of Pickles, inspired by music, sprinkled generously with some Pickles/Charles action. Rated M for sex, drugs, and alcohol. Reviews are appreciated.

Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-15-10 - Pickles & C. F. Ofdensen - Complete

10. So Not Brutal reviews

Nathan's bored, but an unexpected visitor shakes things up. Rated T for language, nudity, alcohol consumption, and questionable actions. Reviews are appreciated.

Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-6-10 - Nathan E. & Pickles - Complete

11. Watch Your Words reviews

Toki will say anything to keep Skwisgaar from being mad at him. Crack story. Rated M for explicit slash. Reviews are appreciated.

Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-24-10 - Skwisgaar S. & Toki W. - Complete

12. True Desire » reviews

A dream is a wish your heart makes, and as Sora waits sleeping in his crystal prison, his heart wishes for Kairi.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 1-12-10 - Published: 7-21-09 - Sora & Kairi - Complete

13. Cheap Beer reviews

Toki's bored, the boys are broke, Pickles tells a story from Dethklok's beginnings, and Murderface is humiliated. Written out of boredom. Rated T for alcohol usage, a gross flash-back story, and hints of sexuality. Reviews are appreciated.

Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-4-10 - Complete

14. Meds reviews

An exploration into House's mind after Wilson leaves. Short drabble. Character exploration. Rated T for language and drug usage. Reviews are appreciated.

House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-4-10 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete

15. Irish Eyes reviews

Drabble. Charles muses about his favorite feature of Pickles. Fluff, really. Rated T for a hint of sex. Reviews are appreciated.

Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-12-09 - C. F. Ofdensen & Pickles - Complete

16. Gayface reviews

Short drabble. Murderface's thoughts on the possibility that he is gay, set in the middle of Dethhealth. Rated M for sexual themes. Reviews are appreciated.

Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-29-09 - W. Murderface - Complete

17. How Do You Relax? reviews

Pickles decides monogamy might not be so bad. Sticky-sweet, smutty one-shot. Rated M for explicit language, alcohol usage, and sexual content. Pairing is PicklesxOC. Reviews are appreciated.

Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,441 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-23-09 - Pickles - Complete

18. Halloweenklok reviews

Just a one-shot of a Dethklok Halloween. Rated M because Pickles is drunk, horny, and attracted to his manager. There's no sex, but it's slash. You've been warned. Reviews are appreciated.

Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-19-09 - Pickles & C. F. Ofdensen - Complete

19. Welcome Home reviews

Set after the first episode of Season 3. Pickles doesn't know how to feel about Charles's return. Rated M for foul language, slash, and a hint of sex. Reviews are appreciated.

Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-9-09 - Pickles & C. F. Ofdensen - Complete

20. Brothers reviews

Cute, fluffy drabble. Toki realizes that he has brothers. Rated T for language and a bit of drunken nudity. Reviews are appreciated.

Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-8-09 - Toki W. - Complete

21. Viking Funeral reviews

The boys give their manager a proper Viking funeral. Nathan assesses his feelings. Takes place right after the Season 2 Finale. Rated T to be safe. Reviews are appreciated.

Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-3-09 - Nathan E. & C. F. Ofdensen - Complete

22. When I Ruled the World reviews

My take on how Snakes 'n Barrels was formed. Inspired by Coldplay's "Viva La Vida". Rated T for suggestive themes. Reviews are appreciated.

Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-27-09 - Pickles - Complete

23. Pivotal Moments reviews

Ofdensen has a change of heart as Mordhaus burns. Rated T for language and violence. Reviews are appreciated.

Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-22-09 - C. F. Ofdensen - Complete

24. Reflections On Team Seven reviews

Sakura reflects back on Naruto, Sasuke, and herself, as well as how they've all grown. Rated T to be safe. Reviews are appreciated.

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-22-09 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete

25. The Playlist reviews

Just some ficlets exploring Toki's day-to-day life experiences. Better explanation inside. Hints of Skwis/To slash, nothing serious. Rated T for slash and language. Reviews are appreciated.

Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-15-09 - Toki W. - Complete

26. No Power Over Me reviews

Sarah grows up to become an actress. She still believes the Goblin King holds no power over her. Is it true, or is she only kidding herself? My first lemon. Reviews are appreciated.

Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-13-09 - Jareth & Sarah - Complete

27. Flow reviews

Just short drabble about being in the zone and dancing your heart out. Reviews are appreciated.

Dance Dance Revolution - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-13-09 - Complete

28. Guiltyklok reviews

Only Charles Foster Ofdensen knows the guilty pleasures of Dethklok. Just some random drabble, inspired by boredom. Reviews are appreciated.

Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-12-09 - Complete

29. Sweet Dreams reviews

Toki has a nightmare and can't get back to sleep. Skwisgaar helps him out. NOT a slash fic! Rated T for suggestive themes.

Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-6-09 - Toki W. & Skwisgaar S. - Complete

30. A Day At the Clinic reviews

House is sentenced to work a full day in the clinic. He makes a minor discovery about himself. Rated M for language.

House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-18-09 - G. House - Complete

31. The Fall of Adam reviews

During his descent into madness, Rosiel contemplates his sin and the sin of his sister, Alexiel. M for sexual intent and harsh subject matter.

Angel Sanctuary - Rated: M - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-9-09 - Rosiel - Complete

32. That Which Is Holy reviews

Just a one-shot to delve into the deranged mind of Lord Rosiel. I'll be cosplaying him soon and wanted to explore his mind a bit.

Angel Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-19-09 - Rosiel - Complete

33. Faded Memory reviews

After Sora disappears, Kairi forgets who he is. Kaiora. Oneshot.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-9-09 - Kairi & Sora - Complete

34. Safe In My Arms reviews

Deidara's final thoughts as he battles Sasuke. Hinted yaoi.

Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-10-09 - Deidara & Sasori - Complete

35. I'll Be Your Puppeteer reviews

Sasori and Deidara struggle with the self-discovery of their feelings for each other. Set just before the mission to capture Gaara. SasoDei yaoi. Rated M for a hint of lemon.

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,932 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-10-09 - Sasori & Deidara - Complete

36. Devil's Advocate reviews

Yang Ping doesn't understand why Li Xiang ignores his love. One-shot.

Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-7-09 - Complete

37. Cherished Memory reviews

A one-shot. Hinata has a flashback during school. NaruHina.

Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-5-09 - Naruto U. & Hinata H. - Complete

38. Akatsuki Commandments » reviews

Pein is fed up with the conduct of Akatsuki. He issues commandments. This is how it happened. Pure crack. Teen rating for Hidan's language.

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,004 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-5-09 - Complete