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Author has written 28 stories for Twilight, Seinfeld, Psych, 30 Rock, Castle, Bones, Inception, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, and Gossip Girl. Wow, you are now viewing the profile of brokenheartedshipper! This is a truly commendable achievement! Congratulations! In all actuality, I'm just surprised and honored that you're taking the time to read this. So kudos to you, really. Thank you. *sniffles overemotionally* I am Dori, like the fish from "Finding Nemo" I'm a teenager living a for-the-most-part uneventful life in a very small town outside of Portland, OR, where I go to school. Fanfiction is sort of like my guilty pleasure, only it's not guilty anymore so much as just pleasure. I'm a oneshot-er. That's how I roll. Sorry to disappoint, but I don't really write a ton of multi-chapter fics. I, like my fish friend, simply do not have the attention span. I ship (warning: ship list about which you probably do not give a shit!) (bolded are the ships I've written/am writing for) Ron/Hermione I have written a series of Amy/Eleven humor fics, which occur in the following order: My Tumblr My FictionPress My Livejournal Formerly janeausten4ever, then brokenheartedshipper on this site | |||||||
1. I Was Lost But Your Fool reviewsThe Doctor is supposed to be listening to the Chieftain's tale of trolls in the North Farthing. He isn't. He's looking at her. Everything could have been different.Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,849 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-28-12 - Amelia P./Amy & 11th Doctor - Complete2. Starcrossers reviewsThe first pie was rubbish. The second was better. And the third—ah, the third...Ten/Donna friendship, somewhere between a drabble and a ficlet. Written for drabble challenge #7, "baking," over at who contest.Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-19-11 - Donna N. & 10th Doctor - Complete3. Role Call reviews...Or five movies Blair Waldorf forced Dan Humphrey to watch.Gossip Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,560 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-8-11 - Dan & Blair - Complete4. It Happened One Night reviewsIt was Rory's mum's birthday and Amy didn't want to go, and nefarious alien mean girls were involved, and he was the Doctor and she was Amy Pond and so it happened. A songfic for "E.T." by Katy Perry.Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,566 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-6-11 - Amelia P./Amy & 11th Doctor - Complete5. Great Hair reviewsWhat was the point of doing impressive things if there was no one around to be impressed? The Doctor scours the Tardis for Martha, and meets mishaps head-on.Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-1-11 - 10th Doctor & Martha J. - Complete6. like a name from a fairytale » reviewsIn her very last moment alive, Amy Pond thinks of the doctor, and realizes there is no escaping it. It was always supposed to be him.Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,785 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 10-22-11 - Published: 10-7-11 - Amelia P./Amy & 11th Doctor7. you and i, we're sort of like this reviewsWhat arrived simultaneously with the realization that Ginny could not understand nor fix her husband was the realization of who could. Harry/Luna, Harry/Ginny.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,777 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-10-11 - Ginny W. & Luna L. - Complete8. Neonic Fishnetties » reviewsAmy is PMSing. The Doctor must deal. S5, pre-Rory.Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,465 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-8-11 - Amelia P./Amy & 11th Doctor9. Blurring the Lines reviewsDan is waiting on her bed.Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-6-11 - Dan & Blair - Complete10. Unnamed Ginger reviewsWhile the Doctor impatiently waits for Martha to emerge from a cafe bathroom in 1982, a redheaded mystery with a thing or two to say about his treatment of Miss Jones reveals herself.Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 10-1-11 - 10th Doctor & Amelia P./Amy - Complete11. It's Time to Shut Up Now reviewsAt probably the least appropriate moment imaginable—or the most appropriate, depending on how one looks at it—Amy wants an unabridged account of the Doctor's sexual repertoire.Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,067 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-1-11 - Amelia P./Amy & 11th Doctor - Complete12. The Doctor Lies reviews"Amy Williams, it's time to stop waiting," he'd said. The Doctor lies.Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-21-11 - Amelia P./Amy & 11th Doctor - Complete13. Under the Influence » reviewsWhen the Doctor and Amy land in 1974 White Lake, NY, home of the Woodstock Festival, peer pressure abounds and the Doctor ends up "under the influence."Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,856 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-15-11 - Amelia P./Amy & 11th Doctor - Complete14. The Doctor's Pretty Girls reviews"But oh, I'm sure you're wondering by now. And yes, I do have a favorite. Martha Jones." The Tardis reflects on the Doctor's pretty girls.Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 9-7-11 - Martha J. & 10th Doctor - Complete15. Suzie Gallespie reviewsOne simple Wednesday aboard the Tardis, Amy decides she simply must know if the Doctor has ever had a puppy love.Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-5-11 - Amelia P./Amy & 11th Doctor - Complete16. Never His reviewsThe Doctor reflects on all of his companions, and remembers a small moment shared with each of them. They are his comforts, his challengers, his equals and his accepters—quite possibly in that order.Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-31-11 - 11th Doctor & Amelia P./Amy - Complete17. Stolen Time reviews"Oh, but Amy," he said, "surely you must know you are anything but ordinary." Missing moment from Let's Kill Hitler. Sploilers for AGMGTW, LHK.Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-30-11 - Amelia P./Amy & 11th Doctor - Complete18. Knowing the Stories reviewsYears later, Harry and Hermione remember those few months when they were each other's everything.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-4-11 - Hermione G. & Harry P. - Complete19. Not A Sentimental Man reviewsSeverus Snape was not a sentimental man, but he found a twisted sort of humor in the destruction of those who reminded him of James Potter. Very short oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-30-11 - Severus S. & Harry P. - Complete20. The Backup reviewsIn two years, if both Jerry and Elaine are single, they agree they will marry each other. However, when Jerry gets it in his head he has to ward off anyone who could possibly steal his backup, and George attempts to summon them all, complications ensue.Seinfeld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,634 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-29-1021. Letting Things Lie reviewsFor better or for worse, Ariadne has never been five things. But sometimes, to save the ones she loves from getting hurt, she has to compromise. Ariadne/Dom/Arthur.Inception - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-8-10 - Ariadne & D. Cobb - Complete22. The Alpha Male » reviewsSet while Bella is pregnant with Renesmee. Jacob, Seth and Leah reluctantly join the Cullens for a meal and some Discovery Channel on wolves...This has got to get interesting. Blackwater.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,884 - Reviews: 89 - Updated: 7-12-10 - Published: 9-2-09 - Leah & Jacob - Complete23. Hate reviewsShe may seem cold and distant, but the truth is, she is bursting on the inside. Bones-centric, Booth/Brennan, angsty.Bones - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-25-10 - T. Brennan & S. Booth24. My Mother's Hands reviewsBeckett reminisces about a small similarity she shared with her mother, and Castle displays a side of himself she's never seen before. Set early series. Beckett's POV.Castle - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-23-10 - Kate B. & Rick C. - Complete25. Famous Like John Mayer reviewsHm. Twenty years later, both Jack and Liz have kids, more like their parents than they know. What happens when they meet, in college?30 Rock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-23-10 - Complete26. We've All Had Our Scares, Right? » reviewsWe all know Juliet O'Hara is a straightforward businesswoman. What we don't know is the details of her wild college days! What happens when a few of her college gal pals show up at the SBPD and Jules is boyfriend-less? Hm...you can only guess. Shules.Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,425 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-22-10 - Published: 5-2-10 - Juliet oH. & Shawn S.27. She Wolf » reviewsLeah is on patrol when she hears a certain Shakira song begin to play...No one can predict the events that unfold. Blackwater. Rated for language and some angst.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,495 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 4-19-10 - Leah & Jacob28. The Pleasures of Cereal » reviewsJerry Seinfeld, Elaine Benes, one bed, two bowls of cereal. Three years since their last time in this position, but that was when they were together...Seinfeld - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-13-10
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