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Author has written 5 stories for Naruto. Age:I will give you a hint: It's a number Name:If i can't see you face and know your name you don't have to know mine Nicname:Lia Gender:I am a girl! Likes:naruto, my friends,things that go BOOM!, the colors black, blood red, really dark purple, and dark blue, randomness, music, fall, sleepovers, laughing at peoples pain, MTV's Scared, and a hole lots of other junk like that, camp mossey wood, Mest, Simple Plan, Sand lot Heros, Tokyo Hotel,Skillet, poetry dislikes:almost anything pink, obsessed fanboys/girls, girly girls, preps, peas, kaien from naruto, orochimaru from naruto, shark killers, big words that make my brain hurt, my brother evan, being made fun of favorite naruto pairings: NarxHina SasxSak SakxIta InoxShika NejixTen ItaxNar ItaxDei DeixSaso DeixSak ItaxSak SasxNar GarxNar DeixNar MarxIta fav. sayings: Monkey see, monkey do, monkey make a fool of you! you laugh at me cause im different i laugh at you cause your the same i would rather be hater for who i am then loved for who im not a good friend will come bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying man we messed up sWREW IT! fav. naruto characters: naruto hinata itachi non-fangirl sukra tobi pein kiba garra DEIDARA sasori konan haku zabuza all the akatsuki ton ton sikamarue all the demons MADARA fav videos on youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEStUvKfAMI http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVxw2zj2IsY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A67ZkAd1wmI&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tHoK1CpCaI&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/user/crabby1000 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHzIJEesUPI&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCH1ICmx56I&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzFcbRNjWnc http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibrs24EC4vI http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHeO6NA0MWA&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3maTBz4GomI http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6Zbjv_WNBk http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jP0Ne9aW7UI http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kfi3rN0C50&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gablEKsjlWg&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOeyyWBZJMY&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ts6CKH7Tovs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STGfeIxD6Pk http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vxDc27_Nkc&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNwYZX85-pI http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9Kk1eub2v0&feature=related http://www.audiotube.com/file/2646-tokio-hotel-dont-jump.html (sorry this one not on youtube) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbmmFwNJJTY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnHpeF1RPgI&feature=PlayList&p=4154FB577A6914F4&index=0&playnext=1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_i_xsjsN8E http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuyupBmHfVQ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXTL78lWinU&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1SKQXZFzzo&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lV6A4qeao4Y http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqKRy_uXgYc http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEUICzECYS8&feature=related Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary "Shut up voices or I'll poke you with a fork" Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most Of course I'm talking to myself, who else can I trust? Don't follow me, I'm lost too At least I don't care what those mindless people think of me It's always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I've found it? I'm sick of following my dreams, I'm just gonna ask where their going and hook up with them later Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in you face? Haha. I don't get it So what if we act like immature idiots? We're having fun. If at first you don't succeed skydiving isn't for you Those who throw objects at crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them Set sail in a genaral that way direction Music is my boyfriend Defination of Your Mom: How to answer a question when your bored Poke me. I dare you. This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob. Docters say I have multiple personalitys. We disagree with that. I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter. When life gives you lemons make apple juice and then laugh when people try to figure out what the hell you did. When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate. It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. If the world is full of crazy people. THEY'D MAKE ME THEIR LEADER. Defination of homework: Some form of crude mind control still used in some priminal areas. One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubburn to ask for directions. WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff. I'm here because heaven wouldn't take me and hell was afraid i'd take over. I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do kill me? Whenever you feel pissed off at someone walk a mile in there shoes, that way your a mile from them and you have their shoes. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Did you know Sarcasm is your body's natural defense against stupidity. Have seen my sanity I seem to have lost it? Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away, he'll hate that. Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball make big hole in paper. The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen! Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read in school about the wars that solved America's problems? 364 days of the years kids are told not to take candy from strangers, but on Halloween it's encouraged! Why is that? An apple a day keeps the docter away, if well aimed. Parents spend the first part of our lifes teaching us how to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. Boys are like trees- they take 50 years to grow up. How are the force and duct tape the same?- They both have light and dark sides and hold the universe together. Never go to a docter who's office plants have died. Education is important, school however, is another matter. Isn't Disney Land a people trap operated by a mouse? When life hands you lemons throw them right back and tell life to make it's own dang lemonade! The sun has set, the moon has risen, today's the day we get out of prison. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out."? Who was the first person to say "You see that chicken over there? I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its butt."? When french people swear do they say Pardon my English? if you can raed tihs,cnorgadulations! You are one or the sarmt peploe who dno't need to look at the wrod idnivalually, but as a wolhe! Olny samrt peploe can raed tihs bceuase tehy are good raedres! Msot good raedres can raed a wrod wehn the frist and lsat letres are the smae and terhe are the smae auomnt of letres in a wrod! Try Not To Cry Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Please if you would, If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". Now you have 3 choices, 1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as 3) Or if you are like me "Try not to laugh" FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs. REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM. FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Man … we messed up … but that stuff was fun!” FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you. FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours. FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!” FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile. REAL FRIENDS: Are for life. FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk badly to the person who talks badly about you. REAL FRIENDS: Will knock out! FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedual to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better! FAKE FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out. FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it I know iknow my mom won't let me cruss A good friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs and trips you again. Or sits on you back and forces you to stay down... A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, " You will die in seven days..." A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?" A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you. A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies. A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the cell next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" A good friend never asks for anything to eat or drink. A best friend helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. A good friend call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandma. A best friend call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial. A good friend borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. A best friend loses your junk and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." A good friend only know a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds butt that left you. A good friend would knock on your front door. A best friend will walk right in and say "I'M HOME." A friend will help you find your way when I'm lost. A best friend will be the one messing with your compass, stealing your map and giving you bad directions A friend will help you learn to drive. A best friend will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance. A friend will watch your pets when I go away. A best friend won't let you go away without them. A friend will go to a concert with you. A best friend will kidnap the band with you. A good friend hides you from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after you in the first place. A good friend lets you make an idiot of myself in public. A best friend is up there with you making an idiot out of herself too. A good friend is only through school/college. A best friend is for life. This is a true story.A girl died in 1933.A man buried her when she was still alive.The murder chanted,"Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her.Now that you have read the chant,you will meet this little girl.In the middle of the night she will be on your celing.She will sufficate you like she was sufficated.If you post this on your profile,she will not bother you.Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucilia Just some things you need to know to survive…. (1) la-de-da-de-da (2) The world is going to end so go bite off your big toe and be done with it…. (3) Black is the purdiest color of the rainbow… (4) Most of the time the true geniuses are truly insane… (5) I do not suffer from insanity… I enjoy every waking moment of it! (6) MY SPORK CAN SO KICK YOUR SPORKS ASS!!…. (7) Snack Packs are the nummiest pudding thingies out there!… (8) Life’s Rough… Cry me a river and build a bridge over it!… (9) You should listen to the voices in your head…. THEY HAVE SOME GOOD IDEAS! (10) And Finally…. COME TO THE DARK SIDE… WE HAVE COOKIES!! This are the things for demon's blossom Sakura's blade http://i1.iofferphoto.com/img/item/951/280/51/o_OhU9xpMAvZuh1WM.jpg Sakura's seal on her left leg http://www.tattoo-designs.dk/images-css1/Tribal_Dragon.jpg If you HATE child abusing like me copy and paste this to your profile. My name is Sarah I am but three My eyes are swollen I cannot see I must be stupid I must be bad What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! Things things that should go crawl in a hole and die: Cursive This one little kid that most likely made me lose a friend spainsh politices girly girls snobby rich people preps fangirls fanboys almost anything pink kaien from naruto orochimaru from naruto shark killers big words that make my brain hurt my brother evan If Orochimaru creeps the shit out of you,copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name. Lily, The Crazy Evil Akatsuki Neko, Mood-chan-SIRIUS IS UBER HOT, VampireArgonian92, NejiTenfanforever, Deidara-Kun-Fangirl, KillerLiger3000, moonlit fang, chibi kyuu-chan, Ragnorokrising, lia no demon If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. The irony... 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmeme, AkatsukiReverie,EmoLollipop, Deidara-Kun-Fangirl, KillerLiger3000, moonlit fang, chibi kyuu-chan, Ragnorokrising, lia no demon If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. Ghetto Anime Princess AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki , WeaselChick, Celyna EverD, Wishing_for_a_Zoro_plushie Sangorulz,a forgotten memory of an angel, xXbeautifullyshatteredXx, Inuyashagrl101, Kagome126, Reimei Uzumaki, lia no demon Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. Ghetto Anime Princess AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Takahane, Fire Thief, Sarah303, Coco Gash Niccals,cheerleader101,Sangorulz,a forgotten memory of an angel, xXbeautifullyshatteredXx, Inuyashagrl101, Kagome126, Reimei Uzumaki, lia no demon If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmemories, Misfit Band Geek, Inuyashagrl101, Kagome126, Reimei Uzumaki, lia no demon The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs rpsoet it If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your head off. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Sakurauchiha12,Ms.Wipe Me Down,Reimei Uzumaki, lia no demon If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile. if you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile. if you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile -If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If your one of those people who can literally stay on the computer for hours on in if only you weren't forced to get off, then copy and paste this on your profile.(I could do this for days!!) If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB: If you hate karin from NARUTO copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Creaent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarinoX, Im in love with an Uchiha23, Angel of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, RayRay, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress Of Elements, xnarutorocksx, uchihasakurah26, you.broke.a.promise., XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love-em', SASUXSAKUFREAK, Pinkblossem, Shadow Princess, CherryBlossoms, Coscat, LKakashiSXE,darkened Immortal, when.my.eyes.meet.yours., Nokas-Kokas, CanadianSkye94, Purplecherry5, Hinatakura, Sakuranata, Yuga Xyunag, DJ HIHI kimik, bl.oWF.iSH-P.E.a.C.H., Koo2Koo1Ka2choo1, BloodAngel700, lilxPandee-bear, sakura-nekoblossoms2078, lia no demon For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you talk to your dog and are convinced he's somehow talking back. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. -If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile. -If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile! -If you've ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile. -If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile -If you have embarassing memories that make you want to smack yourself copy this into your profile. 92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you're one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off! If you ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa, copy this into your profile. If you hate Karin from Naruto and want to see her get stabbed by evil spork wielding gnomes copy and paste this into your profile!! If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. lol if u have ever dun anything stupid in your life copy and paste this into your profile if u like this face O.o or this one O.O copy and paste this into your profile IM A SMIDIOT (smart-idiot) AND PROUND OF IT! If you are a smidiot paste this on your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, or a tree, or anything else that you could have easily avoided but decided not to, copy and paste this into your profile! If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this into your profile! If you got anyone addicted to Naruto in your life (including friends, family, etc...) or any anime, copy this into your profile. If you ever got an anime opening or end theme song stuck in anyone’s head, then copy this into your profile! If you love annoying anyone or thing, then copy this into your profile. If you think it's weird and sad that many girls get up ridiculously early to do their hair and make-up and pick out the perfect outfit EVERY DAY and yet somehow have no time to eat breakfast, copy this into your profile. If you wear black and a genuine smile at the same time on a daily basis, copy this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile. If you know (a) video game character(s) or video game weapon(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB: If you hate Karin from, NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Kinomi-chan, xXFallenSakuraXx, Angry Fox Girl ,Setsugekka, AkaneUchiha, Anime-Insanity,ms.hinamori uchiha, lia no demon THE WE LOVE ITASAKU CLUB: If You Love The Pairing ItaSaku From NARUTO, Then Copy and Paste This Into Your Profile and Add Your Name To The List: NejiSakuFan / xXHyuugaSakuraXx /, My.Dark.Tears., Angry Fox Girl ,Setsugeka, AkaneUchiha, Anime-Insanity,ms.hinamori uchiha, lia no demon Is it just me or is Gaara really hot? If you think he is copy this and put it into your profile and add your name to the list. UNITE GAARA LOVERS!! LoveShinobi4eva, Silver Element, BlueSkyHeaven, Ketsueki Senshoku, Gaara's Pyro RACCOON, Gaarasminestayaway, .Faking.This.Smile, Lilly, Jay Jay, StormofSilver, Love of Midoriko, Panda-Chan21, Figure.Skater.Bethany, Anime-Insanity,ms.hinamori uchiha, lia no demon If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225, CherryBlossoms016, Sam-AKA-SakuxSasuLover-, pinkcherryblossoms225, crimsonchidori, SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura, Angry Fox Girl, Setsugekka, AkaneUchiha, Anime-Insanity,ms.hinamori uchiha, lia no demon 95 of kids are concerned about being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 who aren't, copy this into your profile and add your name to this list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactively Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamono, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed, angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World, 'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', Zwerqschnauzer, 'Dark-Independent-Girl-101', Drama Queen Girl, o0Dreamer0o, lclsurfer, Sasuke-Sakura-14, ChocolateChan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, Bloodied Sand,KeraQ,Ramon19923. DarkAngel819, Figure.Skater.Bethany, Anime-Insanity,ms.hinamori uchiha, lia no demon -They say "guns dont kill people, people kill people.' Well, i think the gun helps, cuz if you just stood there and yelled BANG I dont think you'd kill too many people. -so, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil? -I used all my sick days, so I called in dead... -you cry, i cry. you laugh, i laugh. you jump off a cliff, i laugh even harder -everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called 'cannibalism' my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. -I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. 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Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. 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It figures, all the good guys are taken, vampires, or both. When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip and slide. I don't obsess! I think intensely. I find "good morning" contradictory My heart? Yeah. Not a playground. You laugh now (me:coughBUScough) because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30, and I'm still 29, who'll be laughing then? (me: huh? oh, take that!) Friends will always be like "well, you deserve better", but best friends will prank call him whispering "seven days..." One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are part of the 2 percent who hasn't and likes bageals, copy and paste this into your profile. 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If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile. "I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. 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If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you), put this on your profile If you are odd and proud of it, put this on your profile. SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random, put this on your profil Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message into your profile If you have a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character; copy and post this into your profile If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. I solemly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers), copy this into your profile For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very easy opponent, I should practice more). Crazy is when you practice thumbwars. So if you're crazy, copy/paste this into your profile. A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just to help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy/paste this into your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy/paste this into your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile. (I do it all the time, myself doesn't agree with me) If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile. If you ever felt like chasing your friend and yelling "RUN BITCH RUN!" Put this on your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile. If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile. If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile. 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. 98 percent of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy this onto your profile if you would be one of the 2 percent that is laughing your ass off. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, Kikyouhater118, Runelesca, Kouga'sChils, Justified Assassin, Sacra Nox, Kira Nova, EdwardCullensBabe, Lady Kitsune Venus, secret lovers, lia no demon 30 out of 100 kids go to college. The other 70 either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are one of the 30 that KNOW that your going to college put this on your profile and add your name to the list. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Gaara's-pandachan101, Hillarious Tragedy, Bruce n' Charlie, Kara Hitame, Justified Assassin, Sacra Nox, Lady Kitsune Venus,secret lovers, lia no demon If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe), PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Kuro Uchiha, Sacra Nox, Kira Nova, Lady Kitsune Venus,secret lovers, Lia no demon Now... make a wish. Wish REALLY hard! WISH WISH WISH WISH Your wish has just been recieved. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and... Your wish will be granted... ¸,ø ¤º°°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°°º¤ ø,¸¸,ø ¤º°°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°°º¤ ø,¸¸,ø ¤º°°º¤¸,ø¤ oOoOoOoOoOoOooOoOoOoOoOoOo Stop the Pairing Wars! OOoOoOoOoOoOooOoOoOoOoOoOo By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them. Check this out... I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile Heaven won’t take me and hell’s afraid I’ll take over.” “Life ends but revenge is forever” 'Everyday I think people can't get any stupider. Everyday I'm proven horribly wrong.' A friend helps you up when you fall; a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?" A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain; a best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!" "When you're blue, a good friend will ask what's wrong. A true friend will try to dislodge what's chocking you." Illiterate? Write For Help DO YOU... ...take walks in the rain?: Hell yea! So relaxing ...want to be a princess?: WTF I WOULD RATHER BE KILLED BY THE DUCKS! Ever gotten beaten up? no, i would be pimp slapping some bitches up in here if they tried Ever been on stage? yes, sorta What is the closest item near you that is black? my sheawt shirt Broken the law? no, my mom would kick my ass What do you find romantic? i really don't give a shit about romance it can go crawl in a whole and die for all i care Turn-on? the computer Turn-off? the computer again. The last song you sang?: me agenst the world by simple plan 5 things that never fail to cheer you up: Anime, music, MTV's scarred Have you ever smoked peanut shells? You can do that!? and no i'v never smoke any thing and not planing to Would you prefer being a millionaire or finding true love? SHOW ME THE MONEY!! Did you have long hair as a child? saddly yes What message is on your voicemail machine? You've reached the totallyrandom lia she not here right now so leave a message after the beep What is the closest item near you that is blue? my jeans Criminal record: Clean as a clean whistle. Do you have any pets? 5 fish, 2 dogs, 3 birds, and 2 cats and i use to have 2 bunnies Have you cursed today? This is me we're talking about If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, therefore weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you have, in fact, argued with yourself and lost, copy this and put it in your profile. If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever considered murdering someone and actually found yourself plotting their demise copy this to your profile. If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours. If you've ever wondered what you're like in a parallel universe, put this on your profile. If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, put this in your profile. If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile. If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, put this in your profile. If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy this into your profile. If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you would lay your life down for a friend, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list. Ensign Nellie Forbush, Lady Barbossa 329,fowl68, Moonwolf, Drelmar If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja! Sometimes people put up walls, not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to break them down."- Drugs are bad news. Spread the word. Too many people are on crack. If you're not, add this to your profile. 98 Percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 percent who hasn't, Copy & paste this into your profile. Too many people smoke Marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your bio. If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc. then copy this into your profile! 93 of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If your part of the 7 that would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit God of the C.O.C.A, Moonlight Goddess of the C.O.C.A, Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRL777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Deidara's Manialoll 4 Ever, ANBU Inu, Lady Maybelle of Confusion, lia no demon IF you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: ShadowWolf315 (cough cough occasionally...sometimes...ok ok a lot), AnimeKittyCafe (actually I have), Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (i do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna (i fall up the steps to school every time i go up them...sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (everyday i think my stairs are cursed), o.OEvanglineO.o (Do it all the time!!), Bloodlustkunoichi (che...i aint called a klutz for nutin ya know), Lady Maybelle of Confusion (i have...a problem...I think I'm attracted to things that hurt myself by some magnetic force...), lia no demon( I can't rember a day with out getting hurt, i mainly fall up the stairs while carring drinks If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile 95 percent of the kids out there are concerned about being poular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minimino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow 929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-wishing-waiting, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-Obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple, windsoftiti, ilovethelittletacos...ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Sn1ck3rD00dl3, Harajuku Girl, Amaterasu Haruno, Anime Azn Cherry, Lady Maybelle of Confusion, lia no demon YOUTHFULNESS IS A YOUTHFUL SOMETHING ONLY YOUTHFUL PEOPLE WHO EXPERINCED THE UNYOUTHFULNESS AND YOUTHFULNESS OF YOUTH CAN UNDERSTAND NOT UNYOUTHFUL PEOPLE...if you have no idea what I just said, and half the time you have no idea what Gai and Lee say, copy this onto your profile and add your name here: Lady Maybelle of Confusion, Lia no demon Pick the ones that fit you (Mine will be italizied) I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terriost. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convienance store. I'm NATIE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK. I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I must be ugly...or crazy. I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot. I' a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect. I'm WHITE and have black friends so i MUST think I'm black I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I love SHOPPING, so i MUST be rich. I'm an OG so I must be mexican. If you hate stereotypes and think people should just SHUT UP AND STOP, POST THIS! REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile): 1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too) 2. Meet the recruitment bunny! 3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body! 4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough! 5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys! 6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life! 7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys? 8. (Reason I joined) WORLD DOMINATION! Most PWNZORS reason! I have already called dibs on Japan so IT IS MINE! ()() BUNNIES KICK BUTT! You know that every night before you go to bed there is a person of the opposite sex thinking about you. They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you. If you post this within the next 5 minutes the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within the month and ask you out. If you don't no one will talk to youor ask you out for the next 5 years... Hi, my name is Kazu. I like Writing and I like Athletics. I am running down the road I suddenly tripped over. I come home with a scatch on my knee. My mummy begins to worry. I tell her I am fine. She sighs and says ok. I am at school. When suddenly I fall and hit a tree. I am sent to the sickbay. Then I am sent home. Mummy takes me to the doctors. The doctors tell mummy something. Mummy starts to cry. I tell her it's ok. I'm not going to die. She tells me I am starting. Starting to be slower. I don't know what it means. But I have become sick. I tell mummy it's ok. I will become better. Mummy starts to cry. Do I have cancer? Mummy says no. Then what do I suppose. As a year had past. I struggle to walk. My speech is getting slower. It's hard for me to talk. My friends like to help me. My classmates like to run. But I have to sit down. And watch them have fun. Then one day my teacher. Comes to see mummy.Daddy comes out. And starts to get all snotty. The teacher tells my parents. I can no longer go to school.My motion is too slow. I ask the teacher slowly. I am sorry I am useless. I start to cry and beg her. I want to go to school. The teacher gives a smile. And tells me she is sorry. The school cant really help me. The words were so cruel. The day I had to leave. My friends and classmates cried. The boys upon the windows. Wave to me goodbye. I smile and sit in the car. I am taken to a school. A school with special people. Just like me and you. I start to have some fun. I made a lot of friends. As many years passed again. I talk too slow to understand. I cannot run anymore. And I struggle to even stand. I cannot write in my diary. My motion is too slow. Then one day I am sent. To the hospital again. Now many years have passed. I lie in a warm bed. I cannot move my body. I cannot move again. I talk very slowly. I cannot move my head. My mummy sits there crying. My daddy looks depressed. I ask my mummy sadly. Am I going to die. My mother holds my hand. Yells and starts to cry. A few more years later. I have to shut my eyes. I cannot talk or move. I seem to have died. Copy and Paste this story about Kazu who was diagnosed with a rare uncurable disease, Spinocerebellar Degeneration, in your profile. This disease causes a failure of muscle control in their arms and legs, resulting in a lack of balance and coordination or a disturbance of gait. Support and send the message worldwide. This a peom I wrote This is to all the people This is to all the people That will face every test All those peple out there That know they're trying thier best This it to all the people Wearing a mask of lies Pretending to be something else That are now tired of their discise This is to all the people Lving a life of shame But hope still lingers all about They're still shooting for the fame This is to all the people with out a voice to speeak tired of being made fun of tired of being called weeak This to all the people That aren't tring to fit in They know to be their own person Thats their goal their tring to win This is to all the people That want to end their lives But know it won't help anything And are leaving behind their knives This is to all the people Just living life there way Trying to make people join them Each and every day This is just to all the people That are out there living life All around the world That won't give in to striss and strife Dude that was soo hard to write my computer is acting soo lazy today! BOIZ SHOULDN'T CHEAT Jack was the most popular guy in school. Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies. Ashley approached the movies that night Ashley had peeked through Courtney's messing The next day at school Ashley wasn't A note that read: My dearest Jack, I Always with you, Ashley Please foward this or Ashley will Thank you. One girl was looking through her e-mail 'Of course u don't have to send this but I "If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange apples, then we'll both still have one apple. But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange ideas, then you and I will both have two ideas." --Anonymous "Someday we'll look back on this and plow into a parked car." "Computer games don't affect kids. I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music." - Marcus Brigstocke "Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Humor is when you fall into an open sewer and die." "Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected." "I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: 'No good in bed, but fine up against a wall'." --Eleanor Roosevelt "Razors pain you, rivers are damp. Acid stains you, and drugs cause cramps. Guns aren't lawful, nooses give, gas smells awful--you might as well live." -Dorothy Parker "Never assume. It puts the 'ass' in 'u' and 'me'." --Skates and Dancing Shoes by LaBOBuren "Whoever said 'Nothing is impossible' never tried slamming a revolving door." "If it weren't for electricity, we'd be watching TV by candlelight." -George Gobel "Children in the backseat cause accidents. Accidents in the backseat cause children." Malfoy: Why are you wearing glasses? "Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your kids." "Last night, I laid in bed looking up at the stars and though to myself, 'Where the hell is the ceiling?'" "Suicide Hotline...please hold." Coffee: Do stupid things faster, with more energy!" "Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh, and they'll all think you're on drugs." "The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own." "It takes 42 muscles to frown, so instead pick your middle finger up and say 'bite me' in a bitchy tone." "Here lies, all cold and hard, the last damn dog, that pooped in my yard." -Gravestone "'Always' and 'never' are two words you should always remember never to use." "Behind every great man, there is a woman rolling her eyes." -Anonymous Tucker: (Sees Danny in a dress)-Cheers- Whoo!Take it off! "There are three kinds of people in this world: The ones who can count, and the ones who can't." "Stupidity is imminent" The boy checked the closet. He saw the carvings. Was it true? He surfed the internet and information was there about the anonymous murder in the house. The next morning the boy went downstairs. It was so quiet. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours later the boy found his parents in their closet skinned and hanged. Then he found more carvings on the ground. They said ''I TOLD YOU I WASN'T LYING LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD... BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WELL I'M FREE FROM THIS COLD WORLD, I WON'T HURT YOU LIKE I HURT THEM. I LOVE YOU!" - LISA SMITH This is a death chain letter. If you don't repost this in the next hour, the parents will kill you at night. They will kill you! Things I'm not allowed to do at Hogwarts. 1) Seamus Finnigan is not after me lucky charms 2) I do not weigh the same as a duck. Nor should I try to act like one. 3) "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge. 4) I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office. 5) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class 6) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss 7) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda 8) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar 9) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy 10) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month" 11) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals 12) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches 13) The Giant Squid is not an approriate date to the Yule Ball 14) When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Moblie, Robin!" 15) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm. 16) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor 17) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental 18) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny. Even if he is wearing an orange anorak 19) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends" 20) I will ont dress up in a Dementor's suit and use a dustbuster on Harry's lips to make him do what I want. 21) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book. 22) I will not hold my wand in the air before I casting spells shouting "I got the power!" 23) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the Knights who say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then have students yell "Ni!" from various directions. 24) I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance when I enter a classroom 25) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" everytime I apparate. 26) I will not steal Griffyndor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallway. 27) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls. 28) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice. 29) I am not allowed to begin Herbology class by singing the theme song to "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" 30) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs. 31) The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife 32) "Draco Malfoy, Take it up the Arse" is not an acceptable quidditch chant.11 34) I am not Allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see if hot gay sex will occur.111 34) It is a mad idea to tell Proffesor Mcgonagal that she takes herself too seriously 35) "Ya'll check this crap out!" is not an aprropriate way to announce that I am about to conduct an expirimental spell1111 36) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort. 37) I will not offer to pose nude for Collin Creevy. 38) I am no longer allowed to use the words "pimp cane" in front of Draco Malfoy. 39) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera. 40) Dumbledore does not have "nakie time". If you love anime, copy this into your profile CHEESE! If you are random and proud of it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever wanted to slap someone, copy this into your profile. My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile Chocolate chip cookies are the best! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile if you love deidara from naruto copy and paste this in your profile ! if you are a narutard copy and paste this in your profile !(and that ) If you are a fangirl of any villain, copy and paste this into your profile! if you have annoyed a friend about just talking about naruto nonstop copy and paste this in your profile! Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you ever wonder if Neji is a pervert, copy and paste this into your profile If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. (BOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!) If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, copy this into your profile page. If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off. If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile If you think homosexuality is totally normal and not disgusting, copy this to your profile/signature! If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your butt off. Ladies and gentlemen 1. Deidara 2. Sasori 3. Gaara 4. Naruto 5. Tobi 6. Pein 7. Madara 8. sakura 9. Hidan 10. Itachi 11. obito 12. Minato 1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fan-fic before? (Pein, obito) Umm...no. 2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? (Naruto) Yes! He is super smexy! 3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? (Minato, Sakura) Umm...Naruto would have a niece 4. Do you recall any fan-fics about Nine? (Hidan) Yes. There was this one called 'Jashin’s chosen three’ 5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? (Sasori, Peini) I don’t reaaly know haven’t really thought about it 6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? (Tobi, Itachi) Five/ten, totally 7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? (Madara walking in on Sasori/Minato) he would proublbly scream bloody murder 8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic. (gaara, Itachi) When gaara was kidnapped by the akatsuki he met some one that would change his life forever… will it be for the best or for the worst GaaraxItachi 9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? (Deidara, Sakura) yeah I’ve read millions of them 10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. (Madara, Minato) An Uchiha’s Yellow Flash 11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? (Gaara) not shore they might 12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? (Obito) No, I don't think so. 13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? (Sasori, Naruto, Tobi) Umm...I might...but not my friends. 14. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? (Itachi) YOU LACK HATRED! 15. If you wrote a song-fic about eight, what song would you choose? (Sakura) Happy-go-lucky by STEPS 16. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? (Deidara, Pein, Minato) Crack fic. Rated M for violence that is shore to come 17. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? (Itachi, Sasori) I can make you eternally hate me or is that love 18. How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? (Obito, Sakura, Sasori) Obito: OMG secret love 19. How emo is Seven? (Madara) Not very If you think it's unfair Deidara comitted suicide to kill Sasufag and think Sasuke's a god-modder who deserves that nickname, copy and paste this into your profile. If an Akatsuki member is your favorite Naruto character, copy nd paste this into your profile Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love! I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it Pick the ones that fit you (Mine are bold with an explanation.) I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terriost. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convienance store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore. I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK. I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I must be ugly...or crazy I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect. I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black. I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I love SHOPPING, so I MUST be rich. (I hate shopping for clothes. Only if video games are books are involved!) I'm an OG so I MUST be mexican. If you hate stereotypes and think people should just SHUT UP AND STOP, POST THIS If you think Deidara is cooler than Itachi paste this to your profile. Xx~~~~If you love SasoDei, put this on your profile~~~~xX ~--If you think Deidara is Sasori's seme, put this on your profile--~ ~--If you think Sasori is Deidara's seme, put this on your profile--~ If you think Kabuto has a secret stash of crack under his bed, copy and paste this in your profile The Deidara is a fucking man, so fuck off with your "Deidara's a girl!" bullshit club. If you know Deidara's a man and will kick anyone's ass if they say he's a girl copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think Sasuke should kill Karin, put this on your profile! If you think Sasuke is Naruto's seme, put this on your profile! If you think Naruto is Sasuke's seme, put this on your profile! If you think Yaoi is better than being straight, put this on your profile! If you think Ino and Sakura are useless morons who are a curse to the show, put this on your profile! 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry But most of all I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm Sorry I'm sorry Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' The Akatsuki is secretly a model angency, 8/9 are sexy, coincidence? I think not. (copy if you think this is true). If you think that SasoDei will one day rule the earth, copy and paste this onto your profile! If you agree that SasoDei is TRUE love, copy and paste this onto your profile! -/\_/\- ...／l、 These kittens look so kawai, ne? What about this one: -/\_/\- Kittens don't look right when they're beat up and have black eyes. Help stop animal abuse Sad I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying 1) Repost this message. ~o~x~o~ You know that every night before you go to bed there is a person of the opposite sex thinking about you. They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you. If you post this within the next 5 minutes the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within the month and ask you out. If you don't no one will talk to youor ask you out for the next 5 years... 1. We have cookies 2. Meet the recruitment bunny! 3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body! 4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough! 5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys! 6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life! 7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys? 8. (Reason I joined) SCREW COOKIES, WE GOT YAOI! If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vsice versa copy this into your profile. If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile. Paste this in your profile if you're one of the many teenagers that never smoked. Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio. If your obsessed with Fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a scary crush on an anime/manga character, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever tripped over air, add this to your profile HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG!! I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it. Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this Games i've made http://www.pictogame.com/en/play/game/HXyt1V5CzFdv_kick-deidara http://www.pictogame.com/en/play/game/cJjpd3h5AZEZ_deidara-s-art-work http://www.pictogame.com/en/play/game/i3xpxXji4N4M_the-most-annoeying-game-ever-deidara http://www.pictogame.com/en/play/game/pYCI6SBaCBbe_pop-kyuubi-s-zits Body: Don't not stop reading you will regret it! crazy1 86: hey baby!! h0tNsPiCy91: who is this?? crazy1 86: ur secret admirer!! h0tNsPiCy91: oh really... quit lyin! who is this?? crazy1 86: i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes... crazy1 86: i think about u everyday... you are my dream come true. crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho. crazy1 86: i cut myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u. crazy1 86: u will see me sometime tonight... h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!? crazy1 86:dont worry... ill take very good care of you... crazy1 86 had signed off. The girl was so scared she locked all her doors and windows. She made sure her room was secured. She wasn't sure if it was a joke or for real. She didn't know when he was going to come. The girl was so frightened she decided to sleep with her little sister. The girl dozed off quickly. Then she heard a knock on the window. The girl slowly walked to the window. It started knocking louder. The girl looked through the windows and saw nothing... just some of the tree branches. The girl went back to bed with her sister. The bed was wet and had a pretty horrid smell. Maybe her sister wet the bed... the girl checked and found blood everywhere. The girl panicked. She didn't know what to do. She ran and hid in the closet in case the killer was there for her. While looking through the cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. It was dark, so she couldn't figure out who it was. She started to get more frightened. The shadow crept closer to the closet. The girl closed her eyes as if it was a dream. Then suddenly he opened the closet door and pulled her out. Her parents found her dead the next morning. She was completely skinned and hanging in her sister's closet. The younger sister was also found skinned and dead. PART 2... Two years after the Smith sisters deaths, the parents had a baby boy. The girl's room became a guest room and the little sister's room where the murder took place became the baby's room. The baby grew up to be a successful kid. One night he was on the computer and received an instant message. h0tNsPiCy91: Hey lil bro!! 2seXay4u: Who the eff is this? h0tNsPiCy91: It's your big sis. 2seXay4u: I never had a sister. I'm an only child. 2seXay4u: This is some kinda joke, huh? h0tNsPiCy91: Mom and dad never told you? h0tNsPiCy91: I died 15 years ago with your other older sister. h0tNsPiCy91: We were murdered in your room which was once my little sister's room. She was killed in bed when I was sleeping. I was killed in the closet and skinned to death. 2seXay4u: Quit lying. I never had a sister. If I did my parents would have told me. Whatever. Your stupid. h0tNsPiCy91: You don't believe me? Well if you wanna look in your closet floor. h0tNsPiCy91: I carved my name and the time and date I was being murdered. Then I carved my little sister's name. h0tNsPiCy91: If you don't believe me little brother check the internet. Google on ''Smith sisters murdered anonymously''. h0tNsPiCy91: I gtg little brother. I love you and mom and dad soo much. I can't believe they kept us a secret from you. They should burn in hell. The boy checked the closet. He saw the carvings. Was it true? He surfed the internet and information was there about the anonymous murder in the house. The next morning the boy went downstairs. It was so quiet. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours later the boy found his parents in their closet skinned and hanged. Then he found more carvings on the ground. They said ''I TOLD YOU I WASN'T LYING LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD... BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WELL I'M FREE FROM THIS COLD WORLD, I WON'T HURT YOU LIKE I HURT THEM. I LOVE YOU!" - LISA SMITH This is a death chain letter. If you don't repost this in the next hour, the parents will kill you at night. They will kill you! DON'T BELIEVE ME? LOOK IT UP IN GOOGLE! Repost as-"DON'T DIE!! I LOVE U Drugs are bad news. Spread the word. Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio. Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile. If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile. If you hate NejiHina copy this into your profile If you think Sasuke-teme is a jerk for leaving Sakura-chan on a cold hard bench then copy this onto your profile. 98 percent of teenagers has drank alcohol or done drugs. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile. Ninety-eight percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're part of the two percent who hasn't, copy this, and paste it in your profile. If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off! If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile! friend trys to help you when you get hurt, a true friends sits there laughing their ass off saying, 'Dude, you're an idiot!' There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. there were 3girls They were looking through peoples The girl slowly came upon this one It had creatures in the background and the man She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was. Right then, an instant message came up. It said: SatanStalker: So how do u like my XxLoVemExX: What?? XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?? SatanStalker: Well, you should know; XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro?? SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace. XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make SatanStalker: I just do. Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you. Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say. At the time the girl was wearing high She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me. SatanStalker: You should be afraid. SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you They were in shock. Her friend: Holy crap man just block him The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes SatanStalker: I am. SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really XxLoVemExX: What? My house? SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out. SatanStalker: Your screen name says SatanStalker has just signed off. The girl and her friend were really friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone. They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was She goes and knocks but no one said she opens it and finds her friend there on her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head. If you do not repost this in the next two one in your room, and one killing your parents at that Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going to die Find out your ninja name and then repost this quiz and add your name to it. It's funny but it's cool. It's optional, but try just for the fun of it!kk Make your ninja name from the following alphabet: A- ka B- zu C- mi D- te E- ku F- lu G- ji H- ri I- ki J-zu K- me L- ta M- rin N- to O-mo P- no Q- ke R- shi S- ari T-chi U- do V- ru W-mei X- na Y- fu Z- zi After you finish, post it in a new bulletin with your name ... Amaris- Karinkashikiari Kathleen- mekachiritakukuto (awesome) Michaela- rinkimiri kakutaka... kakutaka sounds funny. _." Megan- Rinku-jiketo (Ooh, fancy!) Beatrice AKA Me, Shinka-chan- Zukika Mimoshishikukika (...It sounds like someone from the Zabuza saga O_o) Julia Bray- Zudotakika Zushikafu (omg then my nickname would be takika!) Sad I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying 1) Repost this message. At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him. You And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came this is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia. | |||||
1. The Retrun » reviewssakura left after some unfriendly things and joined akatsuki. now shes back... and with a child andhusband too? and what is this about her being an uchiha! and shes not saskue's wife.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 8-31-09 - Published: 4-21-09 - Sakura H. & Itachi U.2. Save my life reviewsWhen deidara's feeling depressed will sasori be able to save his life? DEDICATED TO SHInKA-CHAN! one shot SasoDei rated m for suicidal impalsesNaruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-11-09 - Deidara & Sasori - Complete3. Demon's Blossom » reviewsSummery: Every one thinks that Sakura Haruno is an annoying fan girl, a weak ninja with a happy-go-lucky attitude, and has the perfect parents. But what if she’s not what she seems? What if it’s all an act? And what happens when her past calls her back……Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 4-15-09 - Published: 2-5-09 - Sakura H.4. Itachi's Joke reviewssaskue finds out that everyone he thought itachi killed are alive and the death's were all part of a jokeNaruto - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-17-095. naruto's life reviewsnaruto writes a poem on how he feel in his lifeNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-14-09 - Complete
