to those whom are not so knowledgable you can call me Jasmin or Jaz, but all me Jazzy and i will hunt you down and make sure you die a horrible painful death. got it? glad to see you all understand.

now for the fun stuff MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAcough cough cough

If you have more than 200 books in your room, copy this into your profile.

If you believe that edward is not 'hawt', and is a creepy schitzophrenic, sociopathic, suidical, mass-homicial, super strong, mind reading, emo, vampire, and that there are only three characters in the entire series (Jacob, Seth, and Leah) with actual personalitys, and that breaking dawn is a complete waste of time along with the movie but still have hope for the next one copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list of anti-twilighters: Jasmin the Critic from Hell

Danny donkey stood on the edge of a cliff and pondered the end, the end of the headaches and stomach aches, the end of the bill and the calls, the end of the half truths, the lies and the out right frauds. this is the end all that is bad. And he threw his lawyer off the cliff. If you laughed out loud at this copy and paste it to your profile

now before people flame me, keep in mind, that i only use Copy and pastes that i absolutely love and cannot live without like the few above that i believe are important.

Some of my stories:

Harry Potter section:

Invisible girl: in progress

Artemis Fowl section:

Lifes Changes: COMPLETE and the sequel is coming soon!

Doctor Who section:

A turn in time: Temporary Hiatus while i work on my other stories

Also, i'm currently helping the wonderful and magnificent Dem (penname: The one named Demetra) on one of her story's which includes much sue-bashing (yay sue bashing) and the story is called 'Complaints', very funny only two Chapters so far but i'm working on it with Dem

now if anyone is still reading (doubtful) please read the storys below they are absolutely wonderful storys though some i can't finish because of a CERTAIN NET NANNY ahem anywho please check these because they are wonderful.