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since: 02-03-09, id: 1827017, Profile Updated: 11-27-09
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Author has written 6 stories for Twilight, Teen Titans, and Uglies.

If you have not watched The Goonies, or Wayne's World, but you have watch High School Musical, or Hannah Montana, GET A &!@¿ LIFE!!

Previously Willie Jean.

I have now started the Anti-Awesome Club, PM me if you want me to join. To join, you must tell me you want to join, and pick a non-awesome word. There can be no repeats. This list is also posted on FreindorFoeYouDecide's, and zeza101's profile, because she is the Vice Governor of Anti-Awesomeness. Or VGAA, for short.

ANTI-AWESOME CLUB: (me) FabioandRichard4Ever- Radical, IamNotStalkingEmmett- squicked (like wicked, but better), zeza101- splendid, hannah-marie hale- chickens, frk4sccr- psychedelic, Olji and Lena- rad, FriendorfoeYoudecide- Killer, Tam the bunny who loves books- SO FREAKING AMAZINGLY SUPER COOL AND WOW!, mmm donut seed guy- snazzy, edwardcullenlove25- oh, emma96- flawsome, a crystal tear- Excellentamoondoe, SwimmingDog101- coolio, The Sparkling Diamonds- ferocious,

Is it just me or is the motto for the YuGiOh Manga "I'll kill you!"? Honda and Jou use it enough...

My Quotes!!:

That's as funny as hell! And hell is really funny, 'cause George Lopez is there.

While it may be true, I still take offense to that.

Is it me who needs help, or my help who needs help?

Because I feel like it, dumb ass.

No shit, Sherlock.

Meh.

Honesty is truth under lies.

I say what I think, and I think what I say.

I see all, you see squat.

Lines R and S intersect perpandicular...ly?

The tiniest nerves are overlooked by the big Brain.

The finest wine is overlooked by the strongest whiskey.

Cigars are pure, cigarettes are cheep.

Quotes I love:

Pendragon Book Ten: Soldiers of Halla- "It's brilliant," she declared. Gotta love Aja Killian.

NCIS Season One: Tony said, "Ihavetoomuch" Kate replies, "I have too much" (It might be I have too much stuff, IDK tho)

Wayne's World: Wayne: "Stairway denied!"

Wayne's World: Garth: "It's like people only do things because they get paid."

Unforgotten Realms: Sir. Schmoopy of Awesometon: "Look, all you need to know is that you're a talking axe named, 'Jaque', with a future of steak cuisine."

And Then There Were None: Vera to General McKenzie: "Don't"

YuGiOh Manga: "I refused and tried to escape, but then they started using their YoYo's on me."

Inside Jokes no one would get but me and a few of my friends:

Breath in and out: Olji and myself

Spazz Hands: Me and my friends that go to school with me.

Doughnuts to Ozone: Olji and myself

Bobby the Poker Chip: Olji, one of my best friends, Lena (Olji's sister), my little Chinese friend (I'm not racist!), and myself.

There's a Rapist!!: Olji, my sister, Olji's younger sister, Lena, Lena's exboyfriend (who cheated on her, the bastard), Olji's cousin, and myself.

(If you notice, Olji is in almost all of them. The only one she's not in are the two she wasn't there at, Disneyland field trip-> that she didn't go to, because she doesn't go to my school. Olji is like my sister. I feel her pain, and most importantly, I make fun of her.)

Favorite TV Shows: (favorite characters in order)

Jepordy

Wheel of Fortune

Top Chef (Richard and Fabio)

Project Runway (Christan and Leanne)

Scrubs (Haven't seen it too much)

House MD (House- DUH!)

NCIS (Abby, Gibbs)

That 70's Show (Hyde, Fez, Redd, Kitty)

Jeff Dunham's Act (Peanut&Jose, Achmed)

Favorite Movies:

Pirates of the Caribbean (Jack Sparrow)

Wayne's World (Wayne, Garth)

The Goonies (Mouth, Data)

Galaxy Quest (Guy)

Bicentennial Man (Ummm... The robot that dies at the end, and the robot that becomes their nurse.)

Books:

Pendragon (Aja, Gunny)

Uglies (Zane, David- Contradicting, I know)

The Westing Game (Turtle, Sammy)

Percy Jackson and the Olympians (Hades, Demeter, Grover)

Ender's Game (Ender, Alai)

Rash (Bauf -AI-, Rhino, Gramps)

Paper Towns (Margo, Q)

And Many More!!

Favorite Genras

Alternative (We are the Kings, Green Day, Reliant K)

Rock (Queen)

Sound track (Pippin, Music Man, Cars, Fiddler on the Roof, the Lion King)-Note: I have seen the play/musical Lion King-

Country (Toby Keith, and A LOT others

Really Stupid Steriotypes:

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so i must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so i must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so i must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so i MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!.

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see."
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I MUST be after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue

Stereotypes I fit under are bolded and underlined, so if you hate stereotypes and want people to shut up, put this on your own profile and make it known how stupid stereotypes are!!

(~Well, I bolded criteria that I fit and not the Stereotypes... Its up to you actually~)

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism

I was born on the day of Vexen,
In the month of Lexaeus,
In the year of Xemnas, Demyx, Demyx, Zexion
I'm Roxas years old. You could also say that I'm Marluxia + Xigbar years old.
My favorite number is Roxas.
But my lucky number is Axel.
If you get it, put your own on your profile, but change the info.

"Insane logic doesn't seem to make sense but you know it does, while logic makes sense but you know it really doesn't. Only insane people understand insane logic, and logic doesn't work on them. If you think this is wrong, then do you agree or do you disagree with my logic? Agree, and you're insane for believing this crap. Disagree, and you're insane for not believing. Don't you just love insane logic?" (I so did not write that crap!!)

-Willie-

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1. Mind Diseases Throughout the Ages
Even with the teachers and Pretty Specialists, fatal mind diseases soar through the book "Pretties" The irony Zane was saved-ish by said mind diseases.
Uglies - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53 - Published: 11-23-09 - Zane & Shay - Complete
2. The Adventures of the Sly Girls Jai, Kai, Lai » reviews
Honestly! When I read the character list that says that Jai, Kai, and Lai are different people, I was like what the hell? So I wrote this. We got the Sly Girls playing Truth or Dare, PS2, and other fun Rusty games! Enjoy! There will be OC Sly Girls!
Uglies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 11-22-09 - Published: 10-1-09 - Kai & Lai
3. Las aventuras de las Niñas Sly Jai, Kai, Lai »
Honestamente! Cuando leí la lista de caracteres que dice que Jai, Kai, y Lai son personas diferentes, me gusta lo que el infierno? Así que escribí esto. Tenemos las Niñas Sly jugando Truth or Dare, PS2, y otros juegos divertidos Rusty! Disfrutar!OC alerta
Uglies - Rated: T - Spanish - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,580 - Published: 11-12-09 - Kai & Lai
4. Illusions » reviews
While Robin is under Slade's apprenticeship, the Teen Titans successfully beat Slade, and get Robin out of there. Cyborg successfully gets rid of the probes, but the Titans face an impossible-to-beat enemy, Illusion. Little do they know, it's Slade's plan
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,498 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-26-09 - Published: 5-24-09 - Robin
5. Emmett's Amazing Games That Have A Longer Title » reviews
Hey! So, I'm changing the summary to convince people to read it. So, this is a comedy, and what it is, is a game put on by Emmett! The winner gets to make every participant do one thing, and Emmett two. Bella is a human, no big love sceens, fluff, etc...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 24 - Words: 13,569 - Reviews: 82 - Updated: 5-20-09 - Published: 3-9-09 - Emmett & Bella
6. Twilight Character Cliches » reviews
Fanfiction cliches and ideas many people have. I use the cliches in many of my stories, but Twilight was created by SM, we should honor her characters, even if we are only honoring them a little bit. Read for popular cliches. I will do many characters!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5-6-09 - Published: 4-22-09
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