Name: Tori

Age: Like I'm Telling You!! I'm like dragons, we don't age! _

Favorite Music(right now): Everything that I have on my iPod- which is 4173 songs.

I love anime and Harry Potter and Twilight and Robin Hood and Rowan Hood. I LOATHE Isabella and Kate!! Oh yeah, and Guy and Prince John and the Sheriff too of course. Archer... I'm undecided about. I haven't seen much of season three, so I have no judgment of Archer.Friar Tuck, however, he's a man worth watching. He's much better than the drunk version of Disney's, and Prince Of Thieves, so... Yeah, he rocks. WE ARE ROBIN HOOD!!!!!!!!!!

Copy and paste this into your profile the number of times this has happened to you: FALLING UP STAIRS!!FALLING UP STAIRS!!FALLING UP STAIRS!!FALLING UP STAIRS!!FALLING UP STAIRS!!FALLING UP STAIRS!!FALLING UP STAIRS!!FALLING UP STAIRS!!FALLING UP STAIRS!!FALLING UP STAIRS!!FALLING UP STAIRS!!FALLING UP STAIRS!!FALLING UP STAIRS!!FALLING UP STAIRS!!FALLING UP STAIRS!!FALLING UP STAIRS!!FALLING UP STAIRS!!FALLING UP STAIRS!!FALLING UP STAIRS!!FALLING UP STAIRS!!FALLING UP STAIRS!!FALLING UP STAIRS!!FALLING UP STAIRS!!FALLING UP STAIRS!!FALLING UP STAIRS!!FALLING UP STAIRS!!FALLING UP STAIRS!!FALLING UP STAIRS!!FALLING UP STAIRS!!FALLING UP STAIRS!!FALLING UP STAIRS!!FALLING UP STAIRS!!FALLING UP STAIRS!!FALLING UP STAIRS!!FALLING UP STAIRS!!FALLING UP STAIRS!!FALLING UP STAIRS!!FALLING UP STAIRS!!FALLING UP STAIRS!!FALLING UP STAIRS!!FALLING UP STAIRS!!FALLING UP STAIRS!!FALLING UP STAIRS!!FALLING UP STAIRS!!FALLING UP STAIRS!!FALLING UP STAIRS!!FALLING UP STAIRS!!FALLING UP STAIRS!!FALLING UP STAIRS!!FALLING UP STAIRS!!FALLING UP STAIRS!!FALLING UP STAIRS!!FALLING UP STAIRS!!FALLING UP STAIRS!!FALLING UP STAIRS!!FALLING UP STAIRS!!FALLING UP STAIRS!!FALLING UP STAIRS!!FALLING UP STAIRS!!FALLING UP STAIRS!!FALLING UP STAIRS!!FALLING UP STAIRS!!FALLING UP STAIRS!!FALLING UP STAIRS!!FALLING UP STAIRS!!FALLING UP STAIRS!!FALLING UP STAIRS!!FALLING UP STAIRS!!FALLING UP STAIRS!!FALLING UP STAIRS!!FALLING UP STAIRS!!FALLING UP STAIRS!!FALLING UP STAIRS!! (Yes I know I can be a klutz sometimes :P )

QUOTES THAT I LOVE:

Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Cheese corrupts. And thus knowledge is cheese.

I'm on cafieeneeeee! I'm typing like five hundred words per second! Wheee!

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss -Douglas Adams

Guy of Gisbourne = cheese

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(")_(") and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D

When life gives you lemons, make grapefruit juice, and let life wonder how the heck you did that!

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

You may think you’ve won. But you have to know, I can run. Really fast

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then copy and paste this in your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc, Ice wolf13, AlyxtheDarkWanderer, BlackFenDragonesse, Marajaderox1280.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6 (hoo yeah), GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc.(:D), Ice wolf13, AlyxtheDarkWanderer, BlackFenDragonesse, Marajaderox1280.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile.

If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile.

The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.

Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious. If you so totally agree with that, then copy and paste this onto your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Finch told them it was uncool to breathe. If you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off at them, copy this and paste it to your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, mirror, or wall, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever read over 100 fanfics in a week when you were SUPPOSED to be doing your homework, copy and paste this into your file and add your name to the list.

Everything I know about Gundam Wing I learned from Fanfiction. If this is you, copy and paste this into your file.

Everything I know about Doctor Who I learned from Fanfiction. If this sounds like you, copy and paste this into your own profile.

Everything I know about Merlin I learned from Fanfiction. If this is your doppleganger, copy and paste this into your brain.

From a strictly mathmatecal viewpoint

What makes 100 percent? What does it mean to give MORE than 100 percent? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100 percent? We all have been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over one hundred percent. How about acheiving 103 percent? What makes up 100 percent in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions;

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8118423151811= 98 percent

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11141523125475= 96 percent

but

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

120209202145 =100 percent

and,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2211212198920= 103 percent

and look how far this one will take you,

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1191911919199147= 118 percent!

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while HARDWORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, its really the BULLSHIT and ASSKISSING that will put you over the top.

Are you mentally ill??

[ x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you"
[ x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x ] You have run into a tree/bush.
] You have been called a blonde.

TOTAL: 4

[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[ x] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 5

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[ x] You type with three fingers or less.
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

TOTAL: 3

[x ] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x ] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.

TOTAL: 3

[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time

TOTAL: 3

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[ x] You tilt your head when you’re confused.
[ x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word "um" is used frequently.
] You don’t know what "um" means.
] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

GRAND TOTAL: 4

Now, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
And re-post as: I am 100% mentally ill

1.YOUR REAL NAME: Tori

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of your name plus izzle): Torizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Lilac Dragon

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Ashley Greenlow

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Snetokat

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Blue Sprite

7. YOUR ROCKSTAR NAME: (fav fruit and something that can go wrong) Grape Life

8. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Tedadle

9. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name, dad's middle name (boy: Dad's first, girl: Mom's first)): Marie Andrew

10. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets): Black Cat

11. YOUR HIPPIE NAME: (type your name with your elbow): rporeio

12. YOUR NINJA NAME: (A- ka, B- zu, C- mi, D- te, E- ku, F- lu, G- ji, H- ri, I- ki, J-zu, K- me, L- ta, M- rin, N- to, O-mo, P- no, Q- ke, R- shi, S- ari, T-chi, U- do, V- ru, W-mei, X- na, Y- fu, Z- zi) Chimoshiki or Rukimichimoshikika

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You don't hate Twilight, but you're not obsessed about it. You're in the middle, neutral territory. For you guys who are moderate fans of Twilight, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you're Team Jacob, copy and paste this and howl with the wolves!

If you HATE/DESPISE/LOATHE Edward, copy and paste and stab Edward with that stake!

If Zuko's your favorite character in Avatar: the Last Airbender, copy and paste this!

If you have a quick temper, copy and paste this.

If you look at your friend and you both laugh for no apparent reason, copy and paste this to show you guys are crazy!

If most of the guys in your class are morons, copy and paste this to show you want to cart them to a deserted island!

If you LOVE to read, and read often, copy and paste this!

If you can't dance to save your life, copy and paste this!

If you're sick of people who take religion WAAY too seriously, copy and paste this.

If at one time you have misspelled or forgotten how to spell a word less that four letters long, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world. copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this onto your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

92% of teens have turned to pop and hip-hop.If you are part of the 8% that still listens to real music, copy and paste this message onto your profile. DONT LET ROCK N ROLL DIE!!!!

98% of the teenage population has done or blah blah blah something about drugs...Put this on your profile if YOU LIKE DONUTS!!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over nothing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

IF YOU'RE AN AVATARD LIKE I AM, PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

If you want to kill the person who said Avatar was a load of rubbish, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you still support Zutara, despite many put downs, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix already, copy this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your signature

If you have ever run into a door copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you hate child abuse and want it to STOP, copy and past this on your profile.

Copy this to your profile if you are a Zutaraian!

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

Zuko lost half his fanbase after Crossroads of Destiny. If you're one of the half that stayed loyal, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love thunder storms, copy and paste this onto your profile!

I'm a cat lover! MEOW!

I'm a geek and I'm proud of it! For those who like learning and aren't afraid to show it, copy and paste this!

This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination. SUPPORT THE BUNNY!!

FRIENDS:

Lend you their umbrella

BEST FRIENDS:

Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS:

Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS:

Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS:

Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandma, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS:

Call your parents DAD and MOM and GRAMS, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS:

Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS:

Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME"

FRIENDS:

Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS:

Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIENDS:

Ask you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS:

Have you on speed dial.

FRIENDS:

Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS:

Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS:

Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS:

Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS:

Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS:

Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS:

Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS:

Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS:

You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS:

Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS:

Are only through school/college.

BEST FRIENDS:

Are for life.

FRIENDS:

Will comfort you when the guy rejects you

BEST FRIENDS:

Will go up to him and say 'its because you're gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS:

Will help you when you're lost

BEST FRIENDS:

Will be giving you bad directions and screwing with your compass

FRIENDS:

Will go with you to a concert

BEST FRIENDS:

Will be helping you kidnap the band

FRIENDS:

Will hide you from the cops

BEST FRIENDS:

Are probably the reason they are after you

FRIENDS:

Will buy you a pregnancy test

BEST FRIENDS:

Will be standing outside the bathroom door screaming, "Name it after me!"

FRIENDS:

Find your Prince Charming

BEST FRIENDS:

Find him, kidnap him and then bring him to you

FRIENDS:

Will pick you up when you fall down

BEST FRIENDS:

Will pick you up, then trip you again

FRIENDS:

Borrow your stuff for a few days then return it

BEST FRIENDS:

Have had your stuff for so long they've forgotten it's yours

FRIENDS:

Will leave when they feel insulted

BEST FRIENDS:

Will forgive you even if you don't know what you said wrong

FRIENDS:

Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying

BEST FRIENDS:

Will cry with you and then go beat up the sorry loser who made you cry

FRIENDS:

Will offer you a soda

BEST FRIENDS:

Will dump theirs on you

FRIENDS:

Will sit at the side of the pool with you when it's that time of the month

BEST FRIENDS:

Will throw you a tampon and push you in

FRIENDS:

Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough

BEST FRIENDS:

Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Girl, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste that kind of shit!"

FRIENDS:

Will be crying at your funeral

BEST FRIENDS:

Will be sitting in jail for killing the guy who murdered you

FRIENDS:

Would ignore this letter

BEST FRIENDS:

Will repost this crap!

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm PAKISTANI, so I MUST be keeping terrorists/bombs in my home.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS and CURVES so I MUST be a FAT HOE.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm NATURALLY TAN, so I MUST be Mexican.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I'm SHY, so I MUST be mean and antisocial.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
My best friend is GAY so he MUST be trying to change me into a lesbian.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I want to go to COLLEGE so I MUST be a nerd that doesn't know how to let loose
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love SHOUJO-AI, SHOUNEN-AI, YURI, or YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I'm PHYSICALLY WEAK so I MUST let you walk all over me and consider myself the lucky one
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

If you love Robin Hood BBC and scream at Vasey, Isabella, and Will (and sometimes Robin)... please pat yourselves on the back and then copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the following list of truly awesome Robin Hood lovers( no offense to men in tights or prince of theives!)- marajaderox1280

Top Ten Times in History When The 'F' Word Was Appropriate

10. "What the &# was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima, August 1945

9. "Where did all these &# ing Indians come from?" - Custer, 1877

8. "Any &# ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938

7. "It does SO &# ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926

6. "How the &# did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. "You want WHAT on the &# ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566

4. "I don't suppose it's gonna &# ing rain." - Joan of Arc, 1434

3. "Scattered &# ing showers...my ass!" - Noah, 314 BC

2. "I need this parade like I need a &# ing hole in my head!" - JFK, 1963

and the number one time in history where the "F" word was appropriate...

1. "Aw c'mon, who the &# is going to find out?" - Bill Clinton, 1997

Girls Don't Realize These Things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things

IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.

Opening Credits: Away From the Sun- 3 doors down

Waking Up: Hey, Soul Sister- Train
First Day At School: Trainsong- Phish
Making Your New Best Friend: Landing in London- 3 Doors Down
Falling In Love: Ocean Avenue- Yellowcard
Breaking Up: When Will My Life Begin Reprise- Tangled

Prom: A 90 Year Old Young Girl- Howl’s Moving Castle
Graduation: Wisdom, Justice, and Love- Linkin Park
Life's Okay: Angelic Piano Music The Angel’s Choir- Unknown
Death of a Close Friend: Smooth- Unknown
Mental Breakdown: Bully- Three Days Grace
Flashback: Stewball- Peter, Paul, and Mary
Getting Back Together: At the Beginning- Aliyah
Birth of Child: A Whole New World Reprise- Aladdin Play Soundtrack
Wedding Scene: Easy Skanking- Bob Marley
Car Accident: You Can’t Stop the Beat- Harispray
Final Battle: Living La Vida Loca- Unknown

Death Scene: Mountains O’ Things- Tracy Chapman

Funeral Song: Why Me? - Aladdin Play Soundtrack
End Credits: Drum Trip- Rusted Root
Deleted Scenes: This Is Halloween- Nightmare Before Christmas

If you fall for this please put it in your profile, I fell for it too:

You know you live in 2010 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

If you support gay marriage and want to show it, paste this into your profile.

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

If You would do thid on your answering machine... Copy and paste the awesomeness!

1. Sorry I can’t get to the phone right now because my girlfriend and I are doing our favorite thing together. Personally I like doing it up and down, while she likes doing it side-to-side r-e-a-l slow... So I’ll get back to you when we finish brushing our teeth.

2. "911 - What is your emergency?"

3. Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.

4. Hi. This is John: If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.

5. This is not an answering machine this is a telepathic thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your reason for calling, and a number where I can reach you, and I'll think about returning your call.

6. Hello. I'm home right now but cannot find the phone. Please leave a message and I will call you back as soon as I find it.

7. Hi, I'm not home right now, but my answering machine is, so you can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep.

8. A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So leave a message.

9. Please leave a beep at the message.

10. Please leave your name and number, and after I've doctored the tape, your message will implicate you in a federal crime and be brought to the attention of the FBI.

11. You're growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You are gradually losing your willpower and your ability to resist suggestions. When you hear the tone you will feel helplessly compelled to leave your name, number, and a message.

12. Greetings, you have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are and what you want, so at the sound of the tone, please hang up.

13. Please leave a message as soon as possible and I'll get back to you at the sound of the tone.

INSTRUCTIONS: Put your iPod or music player on shuffle and the song that pops up is the answer to each question:

What song describes me?

Never Too Late- Three Days Grace This kind of fits… kind of

How do I see myself?

China- HetaOni Umm… okay?

What is it like when you frustrated?

Let You Know- Hoobastank I have no idea…

How do I express myself?

Seasons of Love- RENT Cast Yup… this is a nice song that I love belting out… Singing= great venting

What do my friends really think of me?

Just Like You- Three Days Grace Not really me… oh well, this isn’t exactly accurate seeing as how I have 2373 songs on my iPod…

How is my life going right now?

I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do- ABBA I’m not getting married… or even dating.

What will my life be like?

Friday Night- Unsearchable Riches HELL YEAH THAT’S AWESOME!!!!!

How can I make myself happy?

Wal-Mart Parking Lot- Chris Cagle NO

What should I do with my life?

The Poachers- Heather Dale I hate poachers… wow this is silly

What is some good advice for me?

Another Second Time Around- Goo Goo Dolls Umm… not really

What is my favorite song?

If It Isn’t Love- New Edition Hell yes!!!!

What is it your thinking right now?

Too Far Gone- The All-American Rejects Not at all. I’m too hungry to think about anything else

What are you doing right now?

In Your Eyes- Peter Gabriel See song above- I’m cooking

Do people secretly lust after me?

Artificial Winter- Rusted Root Yes/No…? I have no clue

What type of men/women do I like?

Should’ve Said No- Taylor Swift Guys… some kind of guy

Will I get married?

Little Angel of Mine- No Secrets Yes- if I have a kid, I’m gonna be married

What would you sing to your significant other right now?

The Way I Loved You- Taylor Swift I used to feel like this… the ultimate guy ] But no fighting… Bye bye love for now

What is my signature dancing song?

Extraordinary Girl- Green Day Oh yeah! I got this beat down!

What is my current theme song?

Breathless- The Corrs Yup. Everytime I see my crush…

How will I die?

The Fragile- Nine Inch Nails Umm…

How will I be remembered?

Crawling- Linkin Park Love the song, but I don’t know if this a good thing or a bad thing

What song will play at my funeral?

Without Love from Hairspray Awesome! I love this song and it’s perfect for my funeral! Then I can get up out of my coffin and dance and sing… _

What song will play at my wedding?

All I Ask Of You Reprise- Phantom of the Opera Umm. This is problematic

What song will play at my graduation?

Dreams- The Cranberries PERFECT!!!

What kind of friends you have?

Hold On To The Good Things- Shawn Colvin Yup, my friends are the best things at high school… right before the books

What type of family you have?

Taking Over Me- Evanescence Umm… No, just no

What is your broken heart song?

Touch of Grey- Grateful Dead Yeah XD

What song will play when you falling in love at first sight?

Last Dance- Sarah McLachlan Umm…

What song do you sing in your friend's birthday party?

Laughing- Goo Goo Dolls No hangovers

What song will play when you go into your favorite club?

It’s All Over- Three Days Grace I don’t club… but okay

What is my day going to be like?

Mona Lisa- The All-American Rejects Okay???

What will tomorrow bring?

You Raise Me Up- Celtic Woman Oh yeah! Inspiration and love when I really need it! I hate crying but I’m kind of really empathetic, so I’ll be crying on Sunday a lot…

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
dogs are better than cats
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 13

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry. (Occasionally)
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance (I was 8)
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (For 2 years. And almost all of them are sensible and useful)
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Total: 5 (Wow... I'm such a tomboy! :) )

EVENTUAL FICS THAT WILL BE POSTED(SOMEDAY)...

Mazes and Mazes 2 - Poems that I had to write for English class and I actually liked them... so they're gonna go up