IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!1!!

so, yeah. awesome-ness and stuff. till November 19th, then it's not D: but oh well, just wanted to tell ya!

anyways, yeah...

Why did I choose something as random as Flower K. Owl? well, I'll tell you. My mom has some signets seals and she recently gave them to me. among them was a flower, a K, (cause her name starts with a K) and an owl. (OMG foreshadowing!!) She made the suggestion of using them together in a username. having nothing better, I used it.

so, the fake name Flower K. Owl was born.

Do you want me to tell you about myself? No? too bad.

name: Flower K. Owl (child on internet: 1 stalker: 0)

age: 5,110... days (you thought I was going to say years, weren't you?)

race: Race? I ain't in no race.

gender: WOman (notice the W and O)

color: of what? skin, eyes, hair, favorite, least favorite? you gotta be specific. (however because I am nice, I will address these all. I will not give you my address though. (child on internet: 2 stalker: 0))

skin: pale.

eyes: red. (come on, do you really expect to get the truth, hazel?)

hair: REDHEAD! HECK YEAH! (extinct soon my foot.)

favorite color: red, blue, black, and southwest colors (like brown and clay orange and burgundy and tan, stuff like that.)

least favorite color: (thinks for a moment) pastel pink. no, on second thought, maybe most of the pastels. And neons. neon should've just stayed a gas...

favorite books: maximum ride, Alex rider, Charlie bone, harry potter, edge chronicles, maybe arty fowl. (it's been awhile since I read any of these so sorry if I get facts wrong.)

movies: TRANSFORMERS, the incredibles, anything Pixar, get smart, harry potter (and the books), Revenge of the fallen, pixar shorts (kinda falls into 'anything pixar' though).

Oh, and...

TV shows: LOST, transformers animated, and eureka!

Look! Story stats!

Story: Fangirls from another world
Chapters: Six is finally up, and now I got to write Chapter Seven. Yah. Which I am totally ramming my head into a wall for.
Notes: I'm gonna try to do updates every two weeks. but I suck at that, though I am getting better at faster updates.

Story: No name yet, just calling it un-named epic
Summary: Slipstream goes on a daring adventure, involving a pissed purple techno-organic, team charr, rescuing Megatron, and finding out that Starscream isn't as dead as everyone thinks. THIS IS NOT THE FINAL SUMMARY!. Slipstream/Megatron.
Notes: This pairing has taken over my mind! It's begging for more, and I'm trying to work on it, but NO PROMISES! (Plus, This story is mostly mostly daydreamed up, not written)

Girls ...
...are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

QUOTES! (make ya look smart)

"The rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated." -Mark Twain

"When life gives you lemons, peel the skin off, take a bite, then yell to the heavens 'is that all you got?' "

"Who is this Life, and why does he keep throwing lemons at people?" -flair on lemons (that app is addicting if you let it)

"I am not allowed to follow the dementors around and say 'Bagginsssss... ssssshire.' " -things I am not allowed to do at hogwarts button on flair

My little sister: Hey, Abigail, have you tried these pants on lately?
Me: Um, not really, maybe...?
little sis: Cause they're really short on me.
Me: What?! Great, now I have to try them on, thanks.
#grabs PJ pants and tries them on#
Me: What are you talking about? They fit me just fine.
little sis: Well, they seemed really short to me.
Me: Well, do they still fit you or are they too short for you?
little sis: They still fit me. Why?
Me: Hmm... I sense a sisterhood of the Pajama pants...
-Me and my sister about Pajamas that don't fit.

Claw: Comprede?
Inspector Gadget: yeah, I comprede.
Claw: No no no, it's compredo, compredo. Just kill him before he butchers another language.
-Go go gadget, the movie

"Wait, what?" -Something me and my sister say way too often.

little sister has just finished talking about her drama with her friends and their friends. the latest episode is that Sam kissed a girl he's only known for four days, while he never kissed his ex-girlfriend of nine months.
#little sister finishes#
Me: #waves hands around# "ohh, Sam's a man slut. Does it look like I care?"

My little sister: #hears a piano playing# "How'd she get down there?"
Me: "Does it matter? She's being quiet. sorta."

"I'd love to help you and all, but I have a cat on my lap and it just looks so cute laying there." -Me, to myself

"Not everyone has the compulsive need to check their email 20 times a day."
"Well they should!" -Me, having a conversation with myself

"Writers are made, not born."
-Ayn Rand

"And lo, though I travel through the valley of the archetypes, I shall fear no evil, for I know that the author can't kill me off for at least another 150 pages, no matter how stupid or trite I become, or he ruins the book."
-Chug Von Rospach

"Molly! You made me fall in my bubble-leap of epic-ness!"
-Me, talking to my sister, when she "accidentally" ruined a move in Super Mario Galaxy for me

"Every writer is a frustrated actor who recites his lines in the hidden auditorium of his skull."
-Rod Serling

"are like eye glasses, blurring everything that they do not make clear." -Unknown

"All men are mortal. Socrates was mortal. Therefore, all men are Socrates."
-Woody Allen

"Hello Oompa-Loompas of science." -Sheldon, from big bang theory

and the quote that started it all...

"Soundwave's aft, superior. Megatron's aft, inferior." Me, in a (eventual) chapter of FANGIRLS FROM ANOTHER WORLD!

um... I guess that's all folks.

oh, but I amost forgot.

SLIPSTREAM/MEGATRON ALL THE WAY! YEAH! (and nanosec/slo mo. I can't help but 'aww' at that pairing. but there's only one story about them! dang it, now it looks like I have a quest to do...)