prettyflour
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since: 02-05-09, id: 1828241, Profile Updated: 11-28-12
country: USA
Author has written 12 stories for Twilight.

Here is a little something about my stories:

A Scarlet Night- A tale of fantasy in the Twilight realm.

Banner by Sunray16!

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Sweet Smoke and Spun Glass: Introducing Dreadward! With a kick ass banner by Twisted Lea.

http://prettyflour.deviantart.com/gallery/30245754#/d5487qx

Galvanized- My first attemp at writing horror and my entry in the Tales From The Void2 Contest. WINNER of both public and judges vote, as well as Favorite Creature and Most Terrifying! Check out the banner made by the fabulous SoapyMayhem!

http://talesfromthevoid2.blogspot.com/

Black Eyed Angel- Is now complete! Yay! Well... That only took 2 years! Ha! This is my first fic. An all vampire love story. No puny humans, no hybrid babies and no Jacob love triangle.

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My Shiny Freak- Want to read something silly, snarky and over the top with a fine sprinkling... OK, make that a large helping of lemony goodness? Give My Shiny Freak a try. You just might like it. Nominated for 3 Tomato Soup Awards! Banner made by Black-Orchid-Romance.

http://prettyflour.deviantart.com/art/My-Shiny-Freak-Banner-317607685

Sneer Death- 1st place WINNER of JaspersDestiny's Worst Story Ever Contest 2012. Wow! I won! I won! This fic is... snarky but bad, real bad apparently. Just sayin. :)

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Fic Recs:

Cullenary Coupling by Bookishqua- Oh my snark! If you love snark, please... I implore you, read this story. The author has taken cannon and twisted it into something all her own and simply fabulous.


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Sparkle Out*



1. After The Storm reviews
When the power goes out Edward and Bella find ways to distract themselves. AH. One-Shot written for Fandom Fights Hurricane Sandy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,052 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 1-16-13 - Bella & Edward - Complete
2. A Scarlet Night » reviews
In a world where power is held in a precarious balance, what will happen when dark and light collide? AU/Fantasy
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 102,981 - Reviews: 354 - Updated: 11-25-12 - Published: 8-31-11 - Bella & Edward
3. Galvanized reviews
When death surrounded Dr. Carlisle Cullen, he couldn't resist the temptation to give it life. WINNER of The Tales From The Void2 Contest!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,129 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11-8-12 - Edward & Bella - Complete
4. Snarklight » reviews
Twilight moments dripping in snark. A parody.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,142 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 8-6-12 - Published: 6-10-12 - Bella & Edward
5. Sweet Smoke and Spun Glass » reviews
Looking past Alice, I see someone I hadn't noticed before. He takes my breath away.  He's in the back seat, sitting criss-cross applesauce, long dreadlocks covering half his face. He is beautiful. He's also caught me staring. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,903 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 7-6-12 - Published: 6-18-12 - Bella & Edward
6. The Story of Um reviews
A forbidden book, a journey through a strange land and a student where a warrior should be. Can he use his wits to save himself? A crack-ficish fairy tale one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,385 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-7-12 - Edward & Bella - Complete
7. Sneer Death reviews
1st place WINNER of JaspersDestiny's Worst Story Ever Contest 2012! A journey through the Twilight Saga, a bleeding parody, a snark infested one-shot. Ride with danger as it follows Bella Swan's effed up tale. Crack fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,295 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 1-10-12 - Bella & Edward - Complete
8. My Forever reviews
Edward and Bella's honeymoon with an alternate ending. What would have happened if Bella had given more consideration to Edward's fears? AU, E/B, follows canon. 3rd place WINNER of Best Romance O/S in The Eclipse Awards 2012!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,634 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 1-6-12 - Bella & Edward
9. My Shiny Freak » reviews
Bella with some backbone. A cynical smart ass who attracts the attention of the local brooding vampire, Edward Cullen. AU/OOC. Rated M for strong snark and lemons galore. Nominated for three Tomato Soup Awards!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 130,332 - Reviews: 548 - Updated: 12-16-11 - Published: 5-3-09 - Edward & Bella
10. Wanksicle » reviews
An entry for SPANKING THE MONKEY CONTEST! A mind-reading prude, a human horny for popsicles and a irritated empath. A lesson in release. AU/parody/NO Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,630 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 9-25-11 - Published: 6-20-11 - Edward & Bella
11. Shattered Glass » reviews
Two shot. Alternate Ending of New Moon. A different reaction from Bella to Edward's question of : "Why are you doing this to me?"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,134 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 6-4-11 - Published: 11-25-09 - Bella & Edward
12. Black Eyed Angel » reviews
A twisted Twilight. An all vampire love story. She turned her face toward me, her black eyes pleading with mine. "I can't be saved. I've taken too much. I am no longer Bella. I have become something evil."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 143,727 - Reviews: 712 - Updated: 5-21-11 - Published: 3-27-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete
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