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Author has written 18 stories for Vertigo, Dark Tower series, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Book Thief, Doctor Who, Stand, Torchwood, Avatar: Last Airbender, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and Twilight. O hai thar. You can call me Jormy, if it suits you. Or Hel. Or Fred. Or General Pimpernel. I'm not all that fussed. I'm a writer, artist, and general heaving mass of teenage boredom. Welcome to my world. Why yes, it is quite odd. Like just about everyone on the almighty internet, I like to think that I am quite odd. It's some sort of mass personal delusion, I think. Well, anyway. Moving swiftly on. What to say, what to say? Well, I'm sixteen, British, and currently taking far too many A-levels - and no, if you're looking for something to throw in my face, none of them are English qualifications. Writing, in my mind, belongs firmly in the 'downtime' section, else it's no fun. As the more astute of you may have noticed (or at least, those of you who know Norse mythology) from my account name, I am a massive mythology nerd. This also shows through in my LJ account (fenrischained) which, if you like what I've written here, you may want to check out, as that is where I post most of my fanfiction and all my original fiction. I'm fairly open with fanfic. I don't read a lot of it, to be honest - I just write it obsessively. Occasionally, I mourn my inability to find genfic, and sometimes I just want to read, but you know... I'm not all that picky about what I read, as long as it's been run through a spellcheck first and doesn't have OMIGOSH SUPAH SPESHUL SPARKLES! And as long as it's not Twilight, because that was funny as a book, but as fanfic? Not so much. (I'm not sure whether 'funny' is what SMeyer was going for, but I like books that make me fall off my chair laughing, so Twilight gets two thumbs up from me. I shall continue to consider it a parody until such a time as I am conclusively proved wrong. (Oh, and on that subject, YES, I am a hypocrite. I have written Twilight fanfiction. I freely admit it. Hell, it's on this page. My only defence is that it's about blood, mass murder, and torture, not sparkles and twu luv. And also, as a grammar nazi, I like to think my grammar's rather better than a) hers and b) a lot of the people who write fic of Twilight. Yeah, I know, I'm a snobbish, arrogant bitch. Two words: crai moar) I'm not picky about genre, really, either. PWP can get on my nerves a bit, but you know. All good (especially gen xD). If anyone has any good recs, I'd love to hear 'em! Um, what else... Fandoms. Fandoms, fandoms, fandoms. I have a lot of them. The one I probably write most fic for is Lord of the Rings, but then there's Harry Potter, The Dark Tower, Marvel, Torchwood, Doctor Who, Heroes... you know, Milton, Discworld, Sandman, the Edge Chronicles... I could go on. I don't write fic for all of them, of course. Yet. Have I missed anything? -looks around- Nah, don't think so. Peace out! STORY STATUSES BLOODlight (Harry Potter/Twilight): DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGH BLOOD, DAMMIT! BLOOD BLOOD KILLING MAIMING MURDER THIS IS THE GODDAMN BELLATRIX BLACK! The Butterfly Effect (Lord of the Rings): Hit a block, but should be over it soon. Womanly Wiles (Harry Potter): Will be continuing as soon as I can summon up the suitable crackishness. Place Beyond The Sun (Dark Tower/Hellblazer): DEFINITELY in the works. I just got several new Hellblazer comics and the latest DT comic, so I'm on a high for both. Just as soon as I finish apping Roland for RP... Middle-Earth And How I Saved It (Lord of the Rings parody): Also need to summon up more crackishness before I can get on with this one. Police Boxes & Improbability Drives (Doctor Who/HHGTTG): ON HIATUS until I can find the Ninth Doctor episodes and get a canon update. Meaning of Life (Book Thief): COMPLETE! Will probably write a sequel. | |||||||
1. The Meaning Of Life » reviewsA simple question - what if Rudy hadn't died in the Himmel Street blast? This is my answer. AU, obviously. Rudy/Liesel. Now finished and edited.Book Thief - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,678 - Reviews: 124 - Updated: 10-28-09 - Published: 3-24-09 - Liesel M. & Rudy S. - Complete2. BLOODlight reviewsBella Black and Bella Swan - one's a sadistic seventh-year Slytherin, the other's a 'normal' and adorably clumsy teenage hormone-heap. What happens when they suddenly swap lives? Well, a bloodbath in Forks, to start with... Violent, bloody fun!Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,185 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-13-09 - Bellatrix L. & Bella3. To Your Health reviewsRegulus' final moments. Thought-tracking, gen, one-shot.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,422 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-27-09 - Regulus B. & Kreacher - Complete4. Post Mortem reviewsAfter Sirius falls through the veil, he finds himself face-to-face with an unexpected piece of his past - and a stark reminder of the road that brought them both there. Gen-fic, rated T for language.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,479 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-4-09 - Sirius B. & Regulus B. - Complete5. The Butterfly Effect » reviewsChanges ripple outwards from any action. A butterfly flaps its wings; a hurricane begins. A strange boy from another world saves Boromir's life; the storm that begins could destroy Arda forever. Exploring the loose ends of a lot of Tenth Walker fics.Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,686 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 7-3-09 - Published: 4-22-096. Womanly Wiles reviewsA Valentine's Day potion goes disastrously wrong, leaving Sirius with pink hair, Peter two feet tall, and James... well, about James... Pure crack, involving genderbending, gratitous hair angst, and a good dollop of WTF.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-22-09 - James P. & Sirius B.7. Place Beyond The Sun » reviewsWhat if the third door had not led to Jack Mort at all, but to another? A man as cynical, battle-hardened, and ruthless as Roland himself - what if it had led to John Constantine? Hellblazer/Dark Tower crossover, spanning most of the DT series. R&R!Crossover - Vertigo & Dark Tower series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,291 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-6-09 - Published: 3-6-098. MiddleEarth And How I Saved It » reviewsMy name is Siltasuvi Araeina Smith, and I am the one fated to save Middle-Earth. No, really. Why are you looking so disbelieving?Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,049 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5-18-09 - Published: 5-6-099. Police Boxes and Improbability Drives » reviewsZaphod is very good at breaking things. Especially shiny things with lots of buttons. Things like the TARDIS, for example... Somebody suggested it on Fandom!Secrets and I somehow ended up writing it. xD Ninth Doctor/HHGTTG crossover.Crossover - Doctor Who & Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,413 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 5-17-09 - Published: 4-8-09 - 9th Doctor10. The Hollow Men reviewsYou don't have to die to lose your life. A quick look at a plague survivor. Title and inspiration both taken from TS Eliot's massively overquoted poem of the same name.Stand - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-4-09 - Complete11. Dear Sirius reviewsAfter Sirius fell through the veil, Remus sits down to write him a letter. One-shot, thought-tracking. Written quite a while ago. Slight puppyshipping, if you squint.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-23-09 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete12. Something On Your Back reviewsAfter leaving the Doctor, Donna has to get on with her life. But something is nagging at the back of her mind... Oneshot. Written directly after the Christmas episode, so not exactly show-accurate any more.Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-16-09 - Donna N. - Complete13. Light In Your Window reviews-I was riding through the darkness, and I thought I had forgotten your face- Faramir muses on what has come before. Short and sweet; a FaramirxEowyn oneshot.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-15-09 - Faramir & Eowyn - Complete14. Pai Sho And Tea reviewsHas anyone ever thought what would happen if all the wise old men got together? Iroh, Dumbledore, Gandalf, Merlyn, and the First Doctor get together to discuss life, the Universe, and everything over tea and pai-sho. Crackish one-shot.Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 4-3-09 - Albus D. & Iroh - Complete15. From Beneath A Burning Sun » reviewsThere are two sides to every fight, without exception. This is the untold story of the War of the Ring, seen from the losing side; the Haradrim are fighting for land, for honour, and for vengeance. Two sides in every fight, and both have their reasons.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,504 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-2-09 - Published: 3-22-09 - Complete16. The River Flows South reviewsFaramir's reaction to Boromir's death runs deep. This is my interpretation of it. One-shot, thought-tracking.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,325 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-31-09 - Faramir - Complete17. There's A First Time For Everything reviewsRemus was just trying to do his homework in peace. Now he's being attacked by drunken Marauders with the aim of making him equally drunk. What did he ever do to deserve this? Marauder's Era, one-shot, no pairing. Pure, unadulterated crack.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-23-09 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete18. Fear and Fearlessness reviewsA stream-of-consciousness piece about the end of 'Exit Wounds', with a twist. You don't have to have read the Dark Tower series to get this crossover, but it probably helps. Owen's POV.Crossover - Dark Tower series & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-15-09 - Owen H. - Complete
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