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Author has written 28 stories for Vertigo, Dark Tower series, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Book Thief, Doctor Who, Stand, Sandman, Hunger Games, Torchwood, Avatar: Last Airbender, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and Twilight. Hello there, fellow perusers of the written word. You may call me Jormy, if you wish. Or indeed anything else. I dislike enormous profiles, so I'll try to keep mine brief: I'm twenty, British, and about to start studying anatomy, with an eye to getting into medicine. I'm an artist, incidental poet, and writer, with an interest in steampunk and fantasy. I mostly fangirl over books, being the nerd that I am, and I am an avid Stephen King fan. As the more astute of you may have noticed (or at least, those of you who know Norse mythology) from my account name, I am also a massive mythology nerd - actually, philosophy, history, and humanities in general, but mythology in specific. I am foul-mouthed as hell, but this being a PG site, I try to keep that to a minimum on here. I have a bad habit of starting new fics when I should be updating old ones. Because I write when the muse descends and generally not before, I am a very slow updater. I apologise if that means that a fic you were hoping to see updated goes for months without a new chapter. Sometimes it helps to give me a kick in the ribs and remind me that those fics exist. I also have ME/CFS, a neurological fatigue condition which means I have to manage my energy carefully or face a) pain, b) random spasms and/or c) ungodly tiredness. This means - as I have other priorities beyond fanfiction - that I'm even slower to update than I would otherwise be, and is why I won't impose chapter deadlines on myself, because while I don't currently have school to take precedence, I'm still trying to cut down on stress. Concrit is an amazing thing, and if you leave helpful criticism (or constructive compliments, like "I love the way you did such-and-such" or "my favourite part was such-and-such"), I will pretty much love you forever. I'm fairly unlikely to edit the chapter unless the problem is glaring and ruins everything, because, well, I'm pretty lazy, but I promise you I will always take concrit on board when writing other things. Life's a learning process, and I won't be hurt if you say "this fic is terrible because this, that, and the other." If you just say "this fic is terrible", well, I might be a little hurt by that. I hope this over-laboured point is getting across; I'd rather have constructive criticism than unhelpful compliments. Basically, though, whatever you review is appreciated. And I hope you enjoy my work! STORY STATUSES: BLOODlight (HP/Twilight) - technically still active, but extremely slow to update because I have to read Twilight to work on it, and honestly, I have enough terrible literature on my plate with snarking 50 Shades. Mach Mich Stumm (Book Thief) - on indefinite hiatus, because honestly I can't remember where I was going with it. Middle-Earth And How I Saved It (LotR) - dead in the water. Will probably never be completed, not going to lie. Old Time's Sake (Hellblazer/Torchwood) - I keep meaning to get around to it, and I keep forgetting. Place Beyond The Sun (Hellblazer/Dark Tower) - one of these days, when I reread DT and have a few more Hellblazer trades to refer to, I'm going to rewrite this. This version, however, will never be updated. Police Boxes And Improbability Drives (Dr Who/HHGTTG) - indefinite hiatus. Stand Your Ground (Hunger Games) - active. Expect a chapter soonish. The Butterfly Effect (LotR) - indefinite hiatus, for the same reasons as Mach Mich Stumm. This Sceptred Isle (The Stand) - dead in the water. My sister took her copy of The Stand to university with her, and I have no reference material. With Grace In Your Heart (HP) - active. Expect a chapter soonish. All other stories are completed. FINDING ME AROUND THE INTERNET: Tumblr (where I store my art, poetry, and original fiction, among other stuff) | |||||||
1. With Grace In Your Heart » reviewsSince they first met, Severus Snape's life has revolved around one person; Lily Evans. In their seventh year, she decides to change all that... by setting him up with someone else. But as he is brought face-to-face with the conflicts and struggles of his past, present, and future, the repercussions may be greater than anyone guessed. First War AU, Severus/OFC.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 58,934 - Reviews: 72 - Updated: 6-6-13 - Published: 7-14-11 - Severus S. & OC2. Stand Your Ground » reviewsIt doesn't matter what the 42nd Hunger Games bring. Twins, politicians, Careers and criminals; anger and fear and maybe, just maybe, the spark of rebellion... it doesn't matter. The cameras will keep rolling; the Games must go on.Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,216 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3-26-13 - Published: 3-23-12 - Other tributes3. District Sleeps Alone Tonight reviewsTwenty years after the events of Mockingjay, Gale goes back to District Twelve, and is forced to face his demons. Oneshot inspired by the Frank Turner song.Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-15-12 - Gale H. - Complete4. BLOODlight » reviewsBella Black and Bella Swan - one's a sadistic seventh-year Slytherin, the other's a 'normal' and adorably clumsy teenage hormone-heap. What happens when they suddenly swap lives? Well, a bloodbath in Forks, to start with... Violent, bloody fun!Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,960 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 11-1-11 - Published: 10-13-09 - Bellatrix L. & Bella5. The Butterfly Effect » reviewsChanges ripple outwards from any action. A butterfly flaps its wings; a hurricane begins. A strange boy from another world saves Boromir's life; the storm that begins could destroy Arda forever. Tenth Walker, gen, character death. ON INDEFINITE HIATUS.Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,405 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 6-16-11 - Published: 4-22-096. Last Summer reviewsAugust, 1977, Spinner's End, and Severus can't take it any more. Rated for swearing and violence; triggers for abuse.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-5-11 - Severus S. & Tobias S. - Complete7. Don't TouchThe touch has a mind of its own sometimes - and how is Alain supposed to avoid the one part of his friends' minds he least wants to intrude on? A very short Alain/Susan oneshot.Dark Tower series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Published: 8-17-10 - Complete8. This Sceptred Isle reviewsThe superflu spreads like wildfire, and an ocean was never going to be enough to contain it. This is the story of a new Britain, after the end of the world.Stand - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-26-109. Old Time's Sake » reviewsFrom 1898 to 2011, two sets of letters pertaining to one Jack Harkness... and the troubles he brings along with him. Post- and pre- canon, Jack/Constantine... well, Jack/everyone, really. With lots of shoutouts to other fandoms.Crossover - Vertigo & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-25-10 - Published: 5-24-1010. Take My Hand reviewsThere's a face Jack compares every lover to - pale skin, dark eyes, and a silver ankh around her neck. There's more than one who got away. Jack/Death oneshot, spanning from his first death to his last.Crossover - Sandman & Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,998 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-22-10 - Death & Jack H. - Complete11. The Meaning Of Life » reviewsA simple question - what if Rudy hadn't died in the Himmel Street blast? This is my answer. AU, obviously. Rudy/Liesel. Now finished and edited.Book Thief - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,539 - Reviews: 161 - Updated: 4-2-10 - Published: 3-24-09 - Liesel M. & Rudy S. - Complete12. Mach Mich Stumm reviewsAs the war draws to a close, Rudy, Liesel, Max, and Alex must begin to rebuild their shattered lives. AU; sequel to The Meaning Of Life. Rated T for... well, Holocaust. ON INDEFINITE HIATUS.Book Thief - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-2-10 - Max V. & Rudy S.13. Pink Moon reviewsSome things hurt worse than hatred. Dream sequence, probably set halfway through the first book, but with spoilers throughout.Dark Tower series - Rated: K - English - Angst/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-12-09 - Complete14. To Your Health reviewsRegulus' final moments. Thought-tracking, gen, one-shot.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,227 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-27-09 - Regulus B. & Kreacher - Complete15. Post Mortem reviewsAfter Sirius falls through the veil, he finds himself face-to-face with an unexpected piece of his past - and a stark reminder of the road that brought them both there. Gen-fic, rated T for language.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-4-09 - Sirius B. & Regulus B. - Complete16. Womanly Wiles reviewsA Valentine's Day potion goes disastrously wrong, leaving Sirius with pink hair, Peter two feet tall, and James... well, about James... Pure crack, involving genderbending, gratitous hair angst, and a good dollop of WTF.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-22-09 - James P. & Sirius B. - Complete17. Place Beyond The Sun » reviewsWhat if the third door had not led to Jack Mort at all, but to another? A man as cynical, battle-hardened, and ruthless as Roland himself - what if it had led to John Constantine? Hellblazer/Dark Tower crossover, spanning most of the DT series. ABANDONED.Crossover - Vertigo & Dark Tower series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,802 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-6-09 - Published: 3-6-0918. MiddleEarth And How I Saved It » reviewsMy name is Siltasuvi Araeina Smith, and I am the one fated to save Middle-Earth. No, really. Why are you looking so disbelieving? ON INDEFINITE HIATUSLord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,054 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 5-18-09 - Published: 5-6-0919. Police Boxes and Improbability Drives » reviewsZaphod is very good at breaking things. Especially shiny things with lots of buttons. Things like the TARDIS, for example... Somebody suggested it on Fandom!Secrets and I somehow ended up writing it. Ninth Doctor/HHGTTG crossover. ON INDEFINITE HIATUS until I can rewatch Nine's run.Crossover - Doctor Who & Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 5-17-09 - Published: 4-8-09 - 9th Doctor20. The Hollow Men reviewsYou don't have to die to lose your life. A quick look at a plague survivor. Title and inspiration both taken from TS Eliot's massively overquoted poem of the same name.Stand - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-4-09 - Complete21. Dear Sirius reviewsAfter Sirius fell through the veil, Remus sits down to write him a letter. One-shot, thought-tracking. Written quite a while ago. Slight puppyshipping, if you squint.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-23-09 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete22. Something On Your Back reviewsAfter leaving the Doctor, Donna has to get on with her life. But something is nagging at the back of her mind... Oneshot. Written directly after the Christmas episode, so not exactly show-accurate any more.Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-16-09 - Donna N. - Complete23. Light In Your Window reviews-I was riding through the darkness, and I thought I had forgotten your face- Faramir muses on what has come before. Short and sweet; a FaramirxEowyn oneshot.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-15-09 - Faramir & Eowyn - Complete24. Pai Sho And Tea reviewsHas anyone ever thought what would happen if all the wise old men got together? Iroh, Dumbledore, Gandalf, Merlyn, and the First Doctor get together to discuss life, the Universe, and everything over tea and pai-sho. Crackish one-shot.Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 40 - Published: 4-3-09 - Albus D. & Iroh - Complete25. From Beneath A Burning Sun » reviewsThere are two sides to every fight, without exception. This is the untold story of the War of the Ring, seen from the losing side; the Haradrim are fighting for land, for honour, and for vengeance. Two sides in every fight, and both have their reasons.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,293 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 4-2-09 - Published: 3-22-09 - Complete26. The River Flows South reviewsFaramir's reaction to Boromir's death runs deep. This is my interpretation of it. One-shot, thought-tracking.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,278 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-31-09 - Faramir - Complete27. There's A First Time For Everything reviewsRemus was just trying to do his homework in peace. Now he's being attacked by drunken Marauders with the aim of making him equally drunk. What did he ever do to deserve this? Marauder's Era, one-shot, no pairing. Pure, unadulterated crack.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-23-09 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete28. Fear and Fearlessness reviewsA stream-of-consciousness piece about the end of 'Exit Wounds', with a twist. You don't have to have read the Dark Tower series to get this crossover, but it probably helps. Owen's POV.Crossover - Dark Tower series & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-15-09 - Owen H. - Complete
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