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since: 02-05-09, id: 1829083, Profile Updated: 11-27-09
country: United States

Hi everyone!

A few things about me,

Name: Heather

Age: 16

Things I like: rain, thunderstorms, reading, spending time with my crazy family, solitude, sleeping, window seats, singing, laughing, music, the wind, stars, quoting movies/books/TV shows, rivers, waterfalls, movies, chocolate, swing dancing.


If you've ever choked on your own spit, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, hinoru 14, PerfectPaperHeart (changed), MarshMello6170, BlinkTed,

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teenagers would die if

Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Drugs are bad news. Copy this into your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree(or not), copy this and put it in your profile.

98 of teenagers have participated in underaged drinking and drugs. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy this into your profile wearing a smirk of pride.

98 of teenagers do drugs, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, hizmit12-waterlilly3721, hinoru14, Hinata of the Waterfall. xox.M.i.d.n.i.g.h.t.xox, MarshMello6170, BlinkTed,

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), Neassa (let's not get into it...) MakoStorm (done this so many times.), BlinkTed,

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you know (a) video game character(s) or video game weapon(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

If you know a video game character that NEEDS to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to quote things, copy this into your profile.

If you love these copy and paste things, even though they aren't that cool to begin with, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are/were home schooled, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like a lot of sad songs but aren't emo or depressed, copy and paste this into your profile.

African-Americans, Asian-Americans, Native-Americans...quit the hyphens already, we're ALL Americans. If you want to be treated equally, then call yourselves what the rest of us do: just plain American.

If you would rather throw up and taste your stomach acids than eat liver, copy and paste this into your profile. ('cause you feel better once you do throw up)

If you have ever pasted anything on your profile, paste this on your profile.

If you have ever yelled at and/or slapped an inanimate object from anger, paste this on your profile.

If you are a girl, paste this on your profile.

If FanFiction is to you, what MYspace is to others, paste this on your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile

If you think Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann--Disney's PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN-- are made for each other and that, no matter how awesomely awesome Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile.

If you are addicted to Fan-Fiction, copy this.


I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist or a pyromaniac.

Stereotypes suck! Copy, paste & add.


Female Come Backs
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.
Woman: Really, I'd put F and U together.

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "Female comebacks".

GUYS REPOST THIS AS "Don't let this happen.


Quotes:

"Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies." -Willy Wonka.

"You cannot truly appreciate pleasure without pain." -unknown.

"It's like bullets and flowers and sunshine in winter." -Sunshine in winter by Guardian1.

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." -Robert A. Heinlein.

"If the mind were simple enough for us to understand we would be too simple to understand it." -Unknown.

"Forged in war, born in death, saved by love." -Jackson Rathbone on describing his character of Jasper.

"You held out your hand, and I took it without stopping to make sense of what I was doing. For the first time in almost a century, I felt hope." -Jasper, Eclipse.

"The cruelest lies are often told in silence." -Robert Louis Stevenson.

"Love alone is capable of uniting living beings in such a way as to complete and fulfill them, for it alone takes them and joins them by what is deepest in themselves." - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin.

"I know that love is unconditional. But I also know that it can be unpredictable, unexpected, uncontrollable, unbearable and strangely easy to mistake for loathing." -Stardust.

Idiot Quote of the Century (read carefully) "My friends, we live in the greatest nation in the history of the world. I hope you'll join with me as we try to change it."
- Barack Obama.

"We are born with fear. Its how we survive. The fear a child has for an imaginary foe or an impractical obstacle' is always remembered. And though we grow old and gray, and those nightmares are dismissed our fear never leaves us. It finds a way to slink back in our life. Though plaguing our thoughts with worry, it is essential to life. Fear is human nature. For us to have humanity we all must fear something. Some more things than others, some fear more intensely then others. Be it rainstorms, needles, blood or heights we all fear rather we admit it or not. Fear never dies, for if it did so would much passion for life and love." -Dr. Louis Arck.

"Now will you please stop glaring at me like that? I'm afraid I'll burst into flames." -Reeve from A Need for Dates by YesAnimeCharactersCanBeSexy.

Life would be easy if common sense ruled; but sometimes the easy way doesn't feel like the right way. -Dean Koontz -False Memory.

Ron: He looks a bit peaky. Fred: Peaky? He fell over a hundred feet. George: Yeah Ron, let's walk you off the astronomy tower- Fred: -and see what you look like. Harry: Probably a right sight better then he normally does. -Harry Potter.

"I say God bless you, by the way, I don't say 'Bless you,' I'm not the Lord, I can't do that. I'm just a messanger from big guns upstairs, you know what I'm saying?" -Dane Cook, Atheist Sneeze bit.

Dance to music, even if it is only in your head. -A Dove chocolate.

Joy is found in the smallest moments. A Dove chocolate.

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. Oscar Wilde.


HEATH LEDGER

It takes 1 second to love his looks
It takes 1 hour to love his personality
It takes 1 day to fall in love with him
It takes 1 lifetime to forget him.

now for semoehtnig itnresitng...

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
are in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that, copy and paste it into your profile.

Why do we sleep in church, But stay awake through a 2 hour movie?

Why is it so hard to talk about God, but so easy to talk about sex?

Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine, but find it easy to read Playboy?

Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly friendster message, Yet we repost the nasty ones?

Why are churches getting smaller, But bars and clubs are growing?

Think about it, are you going to repost this?

Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at? Repost this as

"Don't read if you're under 13...seriously." 80 of you wont repost this.

The Lord said: "If you deny me in front of men, I will deny you in front of my father.

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech

Students Who Were Lost.

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