'This is the life we've been given, so open your mind and start living.' - Take that, the garden.

Updates:

15/11/09: Hurrah! I actually updated for once woohoo :) lol

27/11/09: Another update -- I must be on a role :)

05/12/09: As I've got loads of school work to do at the moment, I'm not sure if I'll be able to update as much -- but I'll see if I can have some chapters posted by christmas :) x

07/12/09: Okay, I take that back, I don't have loads of school work, I'm bombarded with school work! :O It sucks, I have like 7 essays or so! Stupid school :/

Beta reading

I am now currently a beta reader woohoo! But unfortunately, I don't have the time to edit for more than one writer at the moment. However, if you like, if you send me a PM I can read and review your chapters with as much detail possible :)

Hey all!

Pen name: Zoe Montez

D.O.B: 29th July 1994

I'm from England and am currently taking my GCSE's.

I love to read and I'm apiring to be an author someday. I have recently also started editing, and I enjoy that too. :)

Did you know that Bookworm in german is 'Leserratte'? lol

Some of my hobbies range from swimming lengths down at the pool (with my best being 125lengths in 55minutes) to just chilling out with mates.

Some of my favourite books/series/sagas/cycles are: Inheritence by Christopher Paolini, House of Night by P.C. Cast + Kristin Cast, Airhead by Meg Cabot, Wings by Aprilynne Pike, Vampire Academy by Richelle Mead, Percy Jackson by Rick Riordan, The mediator by Meg Cabot, Mates, Dates by Cathy Hopkins, the Host by Stephanie Meyer, Maximum ride by James Patterson and Night World by L.J. Smith.

My top fives

Fanfictions:

1. Marie's Dragon by Iyokolady (Inheritence Cycle)

2. Blue to black by Jean815 (Inheritence Cycle)

3. Loss and gain by Evilbunny101 (Inheritence Cycle)

4. In Dreams by Bookkbaby (Inheritence Cycle)

5. Calling Brisingr by Mistress-Helium (Inheritence Cycle)

Novels/Series:

1. Inheritence Cycle by Christopher Paolini

2. House of Night by P.C. Cast + Kristin Cast

3. Night World by L.J. Smith

4. Maximum Ride by James Patterson

5. Vampire Academy by Richelle Mead

Bands/Artists:

1. Busted XD

2. Leona Lewis

3. Take That

4. One Republic

5. Snow Patrol

Games:

1. Kingdom Hearts

2. Legend of Zelda

3. Chrono Trigger

4. Spyro

5. The world ends with you

Five random facts about me:

1. I can hiccup randomly and one at a time -- like I can hiccup then there'll be an hour or so pause, and then have another hiccup.

2. I daydream too much XD

3. I am probably one of the most indecisive people you'll ever meet.

4. I LOVE competitive sports, especially water polo and basketball :)

5. Somehow I find it easy to walk into things...

My favourite quotes...

'He likes sheep' Grover, Percy Jackson series - Rick Riordan. simply randomness

‘I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahrs!’ Gazzy, Maximum Ride - James Patterson. lol XD

'OMG! OMG! JP loves me! And we blew up the school.' Mia, Princess Diaries - Meg Cabot

'The UD's eyes met mine. "Do you have anything to say before the monitors are activated?"

"Yes." I kept a straight face. "A hamster called. He wants his home back."' Max, Maximum Ride - James Patterson Lmao! XD That was soo funny...

'To live, would be an awfully big adventure.' Peter, Peter Pan

'I wanted to flail my arms about and scream, I'm seventeen! I can't save the world - I can't even parallel park!' - Zoe, House of Night - P.C Cast + Kristin Cast

'What fresh hell is this?' Max, Maximum Ride - James Patterson. Yup, definately have to agree there lol

'PEANUT BUTTER!' Tyson, Percy Jackson series - Rick Riordan. lol that's such a funny battle cry xD

Pirates of the caribbean:

Tia Dalma: Land is where you are safe, Jack Sparrow, and so you will carry land with you.
Jack Sparrow: ...This is a jar of dirt.
Tia Dalma: Yes.
Jack Sparrow: ...Is the jar of dirt going to help?
Tia Dalma: If you don't want it, give it back.
Jack Sparrow: (greedily) No!
Tia Dalma: Then it helps.

Jack Sparrow: (holds up jar of dirt) Oi! Fishface! Lose something? Eh? Scungilli!
(falls down stairs, holds up jar again)
Jack Sparrow: Got it! Come to negotiate, eh? Have you, you slimy git? Look what I got.
Jack Sparrow: (sing-song) I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!

xD Gotta love Pirates of the caribbean lol

Barmey family/friends.

According to an middle-aged man called my dad, you shouldn't poke elderly gentlemen xD - no matter how much they annoy you lol.

My friend was talking to her dad about her holiday somewhere. She mentioned lemurs to him. He gestured to a large ish sized animal. My friend laughed and said 'No, dad. That's a llama. xD

"Hey! Look it's a duck," she pointed out the car window. Her boyfriend looked to where she was pointing and laughed, "No, that's a plastic bag." Hehe

A two blondes were out shopping in H&M.

"I'm just going to go get a refund for my skirt, back in a sec." the blonde walked towards the till.

"Okay, I'm going to need you to fill in these forms," the cashier said, passing her a piece of paper and pen.

The blonde began scrawling on the paper, then her mind went blank. Post code. What's my post code...um...she flushed nervously. Ah! I know. She filled in the rest of the form and passed it back to the cashier. Walking back to her friend she said "Gawd I feel so stupid, I just forgot my post code," she bit her lip.

Her friend laughed. "Well, it could be worse...you could have forgotten your name!" she grinned.

"Gawd, that would have been SO embarassing," she began searching frantically in her bag, "I can't find my purse!".

"Chill out," she looked inside her friend's bag "it's bound to be in here somewhere." The other girl grimaced.

"Maybe you left it at the till?" she questioned.

"Maybe." They walked over to the till, she went up to the cashier, her cheeks burning fushia pink. "Did I--" she began.

"Forget something?" the lady grinned, holding out her purse.

"Um, yeah, thanks," she took her purse back nervously and began walking out the shop. She opened her purse to place her change back inside, but the contents went flying everywhere. The first blonde's blush now turned redder than Snow White's apple. The second blonde laughed. "What are you like?" she grinned, helping her friend pick up the now scattered coins from the floor.

Hehe that was so funny XD talk about back to back blonde moments.

A girl is taking a course in animals. One day she goes to the farm area where their lechturer said to go. Dressed in animal print wellies, a black coat and blonde hair...The teacher began talking about the tractor in front of him. He then mentioned the need for a demonstration.

"You little one," he said, looking at the blonde.

She looked around nervously. "Me?"

"Yeah. Get on the tractor."

She walked over to the tractor, looking over it. She then turned to the teacher. "Is it safe?"

The class erupted in laughter.

"Right..." she said, trying to figure out the new obscene task in front of her.

"How do I get on?" she asked. The teacher just smirked, then helped lift her up.

After a moment of struggling, she finally manages to sit on the tractor. Feeling as out of place as colour in a black and white film. Her skin went pale and her eyes widened.

"Ahhh! There’s a spider! Get it off! Get if off!" she squealed.

lol

Current fan fictions I've written:

Percy Jackson and the Olympians: Awakened by Nightfall -- 4 chapters -- on hiatus/discontinued.

Inheritence Cycle: Rift Magic -- 5 chapters -- in progress.

Kingdom Hearts: It just wasn't meant to be -- 1 chapter -- complete.

Wings: I keep my promises -- 2 chapters -- in progress.

Note: My fanfiction 'Rift Magic' doesn't tightly follow the Inheritence Cycle storyline as much as others do. This is because my fanfiction is more based on my main character. So the reason why the first chapter or so may not seem relevant to the Inheritence Cycle, is due to them being about my main character. However they are relevant to my fanfiction.