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Yo mama so fat, even Naruto couldn't Believe it!

Pein can make it rain

Karin is so fat, not even Naruto can believe it!
Karin is so fat, not even the byakugan can see through her.
Karin is so ugly, ANBU thought she was in the second level of the curse mark, and kicked her butt.
Karin is so stupid, she took a shit thinking it would open the 8 inner gates.
Karin is so old, Gai dropped his "Power of youth" philosophy on the spot.
Karin is so ugly, when she passed by Hinata, Hinata yelled 'dayummmmm!'
Karin is so ugly, Itachi felt like his eyesight was diminishing when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again when he saw her.
Karin is so fat she made fun of Chouji for being skin and bones
Karin is so fat that when Lee was doing her, he gave up.
Karin is so ugly, They made her join ANBU just so they can put a mask on her
Karin is so stupid, she couldn't find any of the "hidden" villages.
Karin is so ugly, the Nine-tails fled in fear.
Karin is so ugly, it's forbidden just to transform into her
Karin is so fat, Tazuna considered using her as the bridge to the
mainland.

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chocolate will make you feel better.
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a good friend never judges.
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Name:Jamiey Marie Smith

Nicknames:Sakura,Saku,Saki,Kura,

Age:16

Birthday: September 15, 1993

School: Liberty High school

Sex:Female

Race:White

Origin:American/Japanese/indian(basically a Heinz 54 I'm a mixed blood)

Health:Severe Anemic now

Likes:Reading,Writting,drawing,SLEEPING(hehe) Playing guitar,drums,piano

Hates:Her enemies, Older brother (Seriously i do disown my older brother),Anyone who thinks their better Cheerleaders(no offence..)

Personal style/Clique:Not in one..Rebal,rock,punk,tom boy,gothic emo type.. with a TOUCH of prep..(capris are a prep thing right?)

People who I charish most in life: Adam,Savannah,My mom,Amanda,Courtney,Heather,Stephen(even though i hate him i still love him) MY dad,My aunts My uncles,Grandparents,My biker family

Who I am: Lets see. Who I am... That's a tough one...I don't really know who I am and I've spent most of my life trying to find out who I am.. I know I'm the one of a kind girl out there. I don't try to act like everyone else...Yeah I'm the girl who will be caught with last months or years trend haha.. I create my own trends and I set them (Skirt over the pants.. Originally I started that in my town and everyone copied me Stupid bedfordians in my town...sheesh..) I never play by the rules and while EVERY-GIRL (even my friends) are swooning over one guy...I ignore them and let them have their fun. I don't have a holly wood crush. And that's because Their pointless. I've been manipulated three different ways...Physically mentally and emotionally..Wasn't a very pretty sight...That's how I'm emo/Gothic now a days that's to SOME BOY WHO I HATE/LOVE...I really love to read,draw,and sleep. I write in my spare time it depends if i ever have any.

Favorite foods:Ramen,Chicken and beef only.,Dr. Pepper,Pepsi(other soda's make me sick to my stomach cept ginger-ale.)Chicken,Steak,Cheese Pizza(I hate pepperoni) Mushrooms Carrots reg. Ranch dressing shredded cheddar cheese(YUMMY WHEN IT'S ALL MIXED!),Spinach Salad(only kind of Salad I'll ever eat) Hershey's,twix,kisses,take 5,break-fast,reeses,nerds,nerds rope,any gum that's not hot or spicy in anyway

Favorite Stories (Ones in Blue or purple=Absolute favorite)

Upside Down

Vertigo

Perception

defining evil

defining duty

Call Him Mine

YOU LIFE NOT LIKE MINE

Silver Lining

forbidden passion untamed desire

a continuous circle

No more tears from a broken child

Konoha mon high

Defining Evil

Defining Duty

Confrontation

Vespertine

Still Loving You

An Artist's world

Angel From Hell

Angel child

Stripped Bare

Take It or Leave It

In the palm of my hands

Bringing back whats dead

Till death do us part

Unsan Musho

Moroha Katana

Shut me up

Replacement

A Crazy Case Called Love

Tempting Desires

Stuck to me

Stick with me

Schneewittchen

Of Rubber Ducks And Shower Sex

Nerds Are Cute Too!

Loophole

Kiss The Rain

Impossible Love

Hospital Love

Fragility Of The Sakura

Afterlife

A Kiss Between Friends

A Broken Friendship

A Crazy Case Called Love

quotes:

If looks could kill...You'd be dead By now...

It takes 44 muscles to frown but only 4 muscles to flip you off and say "B-I-T-E M-E!!"

Your life only matters if I say it matters...

When someone says "I hate you" tell them "I don't care about your hate"

Stories:

Gang Bangers Love-In progress

Deadly Sins-Complete

This is Who-In progress

So much time So little life-Complete

Life from the beyond a drabble if you will-Complete

Moon lit Temptations-in progress

Stories to come

Double Life

Theme-Real-life mixed with Naruto;So far. two chapters and prologue written

Couple-Sasosaku. Slight SasuSaku,ItaSaku HidaSaku,and DeiSaku possibly PeinSaku

Rating:M

Summary-

Sakura Haruno. She was the preppy good girl that everyone loved. But secretly. The gang Akatsuki wanted her for their plans so they sent Sasori on a mission to befriend her and use her. But little do they know. Sasori and Sakura have taken a secret liking to eachother and Sasori ravishes her in public places. Will Sakura and Sasori stay friends? Or will Sasori lose her trust. Or will he lose her forever. Or. Will they become a couple?

Pein or no gain

Couple:PeinSaku Slight Sasusaku and Suisaku

Theme-Tragity,mystery,betrayal,romance,action

Rating:T-M

Summary:

It all happened when he set his eyes on her.

Pein (Nagato Fuuma) Leader of the Akatsuki, Missing ninja

Caught his eyes on a little something special. or rather a someone special

That someone special was Sakura haruno. Once he had found out about her hidden genkkai that she didn't even know she had it all went down hill twice as hard since her village forgot whom she was

all because of Karin. ever since Sasuke brought her home he made everyone believe Karin is way better then Sakura All of her friends,even her lover and her co-workers forget..all but one person. Jeriya. Whom see's her as a daughter and takes her under his wing along with Anko and the other jounin She finds a job as an assasin and becomes famous through out the lands for her skill known as the "Silent Cherry Blossom" Though the others pity her because everyone is blinded by karins "fame" in the village. Ther life in Sakura goes out as she becomes more and more emotionless But when Pein kidnaps her for her skill. He starts to fall inlove with the silent cherry blossom.

Will she find true love? will everyone shun her and think better of karin then her? Find out.

Wilting Cherry Blossom

Pairing:Itasaku. SLIGHT Sasusaku,shissaku(Shisui and Sakura) Deisaku Sasosaku,Sasosakudei

Rating:T-M

Theme:Tragity,Romance,Suspence

Part non-massacre-massacre

Summary:

Sakura Haruno. Was ANBU Medic at the age of 19. Itachi Uchiha. Was ANBU at the age of 13(?). But when back from a mission and Shisui is pulling his move on her when Itachi walks into his room needing a check up and she checks him for cracked ribs. He sparks a VERY high intrest in her. And a Uchiha always gets what an Uchiha wants.

But when Naruto and Sasuke try to stop them from falling for eachother it results in Sakura almost going for Akatsuki which she's been asked to join. But Itachi has easily changed her mind and she was placed on Itachi and Shisui's ANBU team no longer wanting

to be aprt of team 7. When sasuke and naruto find out about this they become furios and naruto tries to kill her and sasuke doesn't even stop him, luckily itachi does but since one thing always leads to another Sasuke,Itachi,Naruto,Shisui and Sakura end up on a team together on a missin. She and itachi end up sleeping together. but the next morning Naruto finds out about it when sasuke mentions that itachi is usually up before any of them and isn't. later that unfaithful day sakura encounters sasori whom tries to seduce her as usual. then itachi catches up with ehr and takes her place in the akatsuki sakura leaves the mission and

heads home heartbroken. later on that same unfaithful day She and shisui run into eachother in the market place and he asks her to be his date for dinner with his clan and she agrees. but. When itachi knocks her out as punishment from her coming with shisui and doesn't know she's pregant with Itachi's kid. What happens? A clan massacre. A betrayal. and 6 years later she marries sasuke since he wants to help raise her child and they have a child together. What will happen? will she and itachi be together again in the long run? or will she hate him forever and never let him know his kid?

Ride of the Cherry Blossoms

Rating-M

Suspence/Romance

Couple- Shisui and Sakura(Thanks to a request that sparked my Imagination!!

Summary: Sakura Haruno.. Natorious Mysterious bike chick whose always won EVERY single one of the races. She NEVER lost once. But when someone new steps in town with the repuation of never losing a race either But his mission Is to Eliminate her?. What does it come down to? specially when they make a bet? "If I win you have to give me your bike and leave this town for good" was her bet "Alright. and If I win you have to be my girl" the male responds. Who will win? Sakura or this mysterious Guy? NOTE:Sakura is 19 in this story. and the male will be 22.

(HAHA I was watching torque again!)

Dark moments

Rating-M

Drama/angst/romance

Couple-Sasosaku

Summary: They were meant for each other. But her brother won't allow it He beats her as well, as her friends Sasori and Deidara..Her only friends,

But who is Sasori and Deidara anyway and how did he come to know Sakura and whats up with those freaky riddles they always say to one another? The worst part, What will Sakura do when she finds out Sasori and Deidara work for this mysterious organization known as "Akatsuki"? and her brother and his friends work for "ANBU?" High school angst some lime

Favorite Naruto Characters

Sakura-chan (me in real life)

Temari-chan(BEST friend Savannah in real life)

Tenten-chan(Best friend Courtney in real life)

Hinata-chan (best friend Amanda in real life)

Ino-chan (Friend Heather in real life)

Sasori-Kun(Matthew)

Sasuke-Kun(Stephen)

Tobi-Chan(Damian)

Shizune-Chan-(Hannah)

Kurenai-Sensei(Elizebeth)

Pein-Sama(Adam)

Tsunade-hime(Vashti)

Poetry corner

"Laying in bed shedding my tears.

Praying to god. No begging him

To take away my fears

It doesn't go away. I suffer therefore

Taking out my knife. slash away my life once more

I cry out in vain. inhale my pain...

Hating the man who did this to me

I can't take it...Bloods not enough

I stab myself brutally Taking in the pain..

For my blood loss is his ultimate gain."

Favorite in General

Itachi (Stephen as well, Itachi dies)

Deidara (Nick)

Pein (Adam)

Kisame (hilarious)

Tobi (ex-Friend Damian in real life but tobi is still funny)

Sasori (Matthew)

Kakashi

Tsunade (Vashti)

Shizune (Hannah)

Hidan (Devastatingly sexy)

Shikamaru

Kiba

Suigetsu

Juugo (he's ok)

Kakazu (ok i guess)

Zetsu (DUDE!! FTW! CARNIVORUS EATING MAN THINGY PLANT THINGY!!)

Madara (not really but yeah)

Konan (Emilee)

Shisui (he sounds pretty funny)

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