PookietoyourMaureen
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since: 02-07-09, id: 1831152, Profile Updated: 07-03-10
country: USA
Author has written 10 stories for Twilight, RENT, Harry Potter, Wicked, Simpsons, Urinetown, and Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

Questionable!

Hey look! I'm updating my profile! Aren't you guys like, super amazed? I mean, it's only taken me forever you know. =

ANYWAYS.

Highlights:

A. Obsessed with RENT

B. Started writing fanfictions as a gift to my friend.

C. I burst out randomly in song.

D. I'm a bisexual (Like my favorite actor: Anthony Rapp!)

E. I love movies and books and music.

F. I'd love a random message from anyone ~.O

G. Garbage doesn't like to conformed man. It just doesn't.

Indepth:

My name is three HORRIBLY common names. And trust me, I am so not normal. Either way, you can just call me Cati.

I'm the one who will be idiotic enough to ask questions like 'Has Mark ever thought about furnaces?' then turn and tell you that my favorite poet is Edgar Allan Poe because of the pain and torment that he twists into his tales and poetry.

But seriously, haven't you ever thought about furnaces? I mean, there's a noise in the room, and everyone's goes: 'Oh it's the furnace.' What does a furnace even do? Everyone just takes them for granted! Then you have to wonder: Does Mark take furnaces for granted? Have he and Roger done it in front of a furnace?

Oh! Right...um...you're actually reading this. Hehe...Woops...Excuse my little moment there.

What else can I say? I love rereading my favorite series. I've read the first book in the Inkheart trilogy (Inkheart, incedently) 8 and 1/2 times. I've taken that book almost everywhere I've traveled. And I'll continue too, once he's back from California, where he's currently taking a vacation at my aunt's house. And has been for almost a year now. She said she'd send it when she ships the Christmas presents though! Which...still...hasn't...happened...

Yeah, I come from a long line of artists. Aunts range from authors to painters to dancers, Grandma's a painter, Dad's a musician, Alexi (my Fuzzy-cuzzy-wuzzy) is a musician, and Micheal (cousin) is a director/musician. So we're all scatter brains. Oh--Right! Almost forgot! And I'm both the actor (Actress if you prefer) and a writer.

So not done with this. I'll update--well, probably not soon.

One more thing? I love weird smilies.

Peace!

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Fanfiction Updates:

I've started a new series; Movie Morals. I'll be trying to do one a day. Buuuut, I doubt I'll make that. Anyways, review any of the series, or PM me, ideas of movies to use.

I'm going to try and rip apart my Sirius/Remus moments. It'll end up being the same thing, 100 moments between the two, but I want to try and fix some of the drabbly-ness it currently possesses.


1. Urinetown Song Parodies » reviews
URINETOWN as the title suggests Song parodies. Yeah...too tired to make this summary totally awesome...Gurgle...hehe...gurgle is a funny word...
Urinetown - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 8-18-10 - Published: 9-26-09 - Lockstock & Barrel
2. Movie Morals: Snow White And The Seven Dwarves » reviews
Ever wondered what a movie was trying to tell you? Fear no more! Find out what significance Snow White and The Seven Dwarves holds to parents, employers, girls, boys, aspiring doctors, and everyone in between! Just clicky-clicky, and you'll find your way.
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-3-10 - Snow White
3. Rent Song Parodies » reviews
Previously La Vie Boheme Parodies To cool ranch Doritos, to white and wheat and rye." Song fics so far including: La Vie Phoenix. WARNING: The disclaimer is long and hilarious. "Goyle Rules!"
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 4-3-10 - Published: 7-28-09
4. New Black » reviews
When Cindy dies and her three kids come to live with the Bohemians, Mark is fairly suprised at how different Fae and the twins are. Fae, his dark, brooding, angery niece, seems intent on ruining what little normality is left in the loft.Rating may change!
RENT - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,055 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 3-18-10 - Published: 4-22-09 - Mark C. & Roger D.
5. Potter And The Wease! reviews
Every wonder what happened after the war? Well, let's fill you in on exactly what happened. Minus a few details, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-18-10 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete
6. 100 Sirius and Remus Moments » reviews
Ever wondered why Remus and Sirius were so close? It wasn't just because they were the last two alive to fight for good. 100 of their closest, most amusing moments. There are a few serious sprinkles...Mmm...these would make a delicious sundae...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 12-10-09 - Published: 8-31-09 - Sirius B. & Remus L.
7. Spider Pig Parodies reviews
So far includes: Spader Pig. Unsure if others will be added. Probably will, though. Enjoy! WARNING: Anti-Pookie and PookietoyourMaureen are extreme dorks.
Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-31-09
8. Wicked Song Parodies reviews
Shut up, Potter."Song fics so far including:Voldemort.Warning: We are awesome. "What the hell is a ba-room?"
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-31-09
9. Memories reviews
After the last conversation April ever had with anybody, Mark couldn't help but remember some good times at The Loft. Then he came home to find those good times...gone.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-26-09 - April E. & Mark C. - Complete
10. Dark Reflection reviews
A quick one shot, written for my very own darling Bella to my Alice. Not my best work, but it was fun. Just ask Alice and Jasper. Written in Alice's POV. Reviews would be helpful!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-5-09 - Alice & Jasper - Complete