Hey, it's AnonymousSanSama or A. Nony Mousse (like the chocolate dessert)

I answer to that, Nony, & Nony-sama. Whichever you prefer. I'm quite fond of Nony-sama, but that's just me

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Not that anyone really reads these things, I just want to get this straight: I DO NOT LIKE YAOI/YURI

I may write quite a bit for Hetalia, but I don't support/like yaoi/yuri one bit. Just letting all my readers know, so you know what to not expect in my fics

Story stats: (If you'd like to see something come out a little faster, just shoot me a PM & I'll see what I can do about it. Just don't request Network of the North. I have too many plot holes that need to be closed)

Gakuen World Academy: In-progress (temporary hiatus until completion of Promise)

Welcome to a crazy year of drama, clubs, parties, and... black magic? Just what happens in a school for the countries of the world attend?

Promise: In-progress (Chapter 13 out)

The murder of a nineteen-year-old sets off a chain of events that changes the lives of Lukas Bondevik and his teammates. Old wounds re-open as the baffling case begins driving too close to home. Can the team survive, or will they lose one of their own? (Will be renamed "Of Cops and Promises")

A Cheesy One-Shot: Complete

Ever wonder exactly what Father used to melt Greed? What? Cheese you say? Why is Switzerland so depressed?

Terror in the Night: Complete

Night after night, Iceland is being plagued by nightmares. Are these nightmares harmless figments of his imagination, or do they mean something more?

I Hate Cafes Like This...Or Do I?: In-progress (temporary hiatus, thanks to writer's block)

Remember the Hetalia segments "I Hate Cafes Like This"? What happens when other members of the Hetalia cast run their own cafes? Here's a hint: Chaos. [Reader insert]

Daily Routine: Complete

You walk through the automatic doors into a large building. You would do anything to run away, but you know you can't. All you want to do it turn back the clock to that day those few years ago

Network of the North: In progress

When a secret World Meeting in Canada goes awry, countries begin to go missing. Canada, along with a few left over countries seek help from a mysterious group only known as the "Network of the North." Who are they and what are their intentions? (Updates will be really random and likely far between. I hadn't intended to start posting yet, so I'm sorry)

Night of the Haunted: Complete

Arthur, Nicolae, & Lukas decide to spend the night in an alleged "haunted house." Once there, anything that can go wrong, does go wrong (Updated every Thhursday)

Coming Soon:

You're Paralyzed, Da?

In which Russia attempts the Heimlich Maneuver

Terror in the Night, Norway's Final Days

We saw what happened to Iceland during the troll's horrifying rampage, but what exactly was happening to Norway at the time?

Of Pirates and Ex-Vikings

In which a fanfiction cliche is shattered

Secret Asians: Case of the Golden Wok

The Secret Asians head on a quest to find a golden wok and return it before a ruthless gang can get their corrupt hands on it (It's funnier than it sounds)

Secret Asians: Case of the Ancient Spellbook

Yao's done it now. His classmate, Arthur Kirkland, has lost a valuable book that's been in his family for generations & Yao drags his "siblings" to go find it. Question is, can the Asians continue to keep their identities a secret?

Family Ties

She runs through the streets, her pale blonde hair whipping in the wind. Only one thought flies through her mind: Andersen

Breakroom Conversations

Promise AU-verse. Ever wonder what goes on in the breakroom of everyone's favorite crimelab? Sometimes, what's behind closed doors should remain private. Nah!

Possibly Coming Soon/In the Planning Stage:

Half-Brothers in Arms

Sixteen-year-old Mathias, fifteen-year-old Berwald, and twelve-year-old Lukas have been abandoned by their abusive father and left on the streets. With no friends or family to turn to, the half-brothers must rely on each other to survive the harsh winter conditions. When one of them falls ill, can they continue to live on?

Wash and Trim Please

Hooray! Some nations are working in hair salons! Wait, what? Reader Insert & Country vs Citizen

Of Cops and Casefiles

Sequel to "Of Cops and Promises."

Of Cops and Returns

Final of the "Of Cops" trilogy

I am the girl...that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with FanFiction, who can express herself beter with words than anything else, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and Paste this onto your account if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.

-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)

-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)

-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’ -If you live off of sugar and caffeine.

-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet. -If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.

-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.

-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.

-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.

-If people think you might have A.D.D.

-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.

-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.

-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.

-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.

-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101

France:

[X] You're good at cooking/baking (& proud of it!)

[ ] You impose your set of standards on everyone, even if you know it makes them uncomfortable. (eh, no)

[X] You're fine with hugging/touching people, in fact, you do this a lot. (I like hugs)

[X] You can be horribly insulting to people you don't like. (XP)

[ ] You're not afraid to start chatting with a stranger. (...I'm so freakishly timid)

[/] You think that looks are important. (I don't really care.)

[X] Seeing pretty things makes you happy. (Yeah)

[X] You've had a nasty rumor spread about you. (-_-")

[ ] You have a great sense of style. (My sense of style consists of long skirts & sweaters)

[ ] You love all things sweet and romantic. (Excuse me while I gag)

(5/10) (Got higher than I thought XP Singing Faaaaaaaaace)

Spain:

[X] You love spending time with children. (With three nephews & a niece, how could I not?! I love kids!)

[X] You're pretty oblivious to things going on. (Understatement!!!!!)

[X] People have tricked you into doing things for them. (I know. It's sad)

[X] You think a smile is the best way to face problems. (It really is. I say this from experience)

[X]You've been beaten in an area you've always felt confident in before. (I can think I have such an amazing piece of writing & I get overshadowed by my main writing rival)

[X] Lots of people don't take you seriously. (IPfft. It's true)

[X] You compliment things freely. (Got a problem with that?)

[X] You talk a lot during movies. (Yes. Commentary is fun!)

[X] You annoy people when you try to help them. (Then I usually get annoyed)

[X] You've had two good friends who got into a fight with each other. (So happy I'm not in school with them anymore)

(10/10) (Well...didn't see that coming. Fusosososo)

Prussia:

[ ] You're very organized. (AHAHAHAHAHA, NO!)

[/] You have a loud voice. (It really depends, but I'm usually very quiet)

[X] People have called you careless. (Because I can be)

[X]You enjoy telling stories about yourself. (I don't know why, I just do)

[X] You have words you love to the point of overusing them. (Yep)

[ ] You own a bird.

[/]You like all the new technology and computers (I like stuff like iPods and laptops, but I despise things like Kindles because of all the bookstore closings)

[X] You hate being overshadowed by anyone. (It's very annoying.)

[ ] You have someone who you really look up to, and value their opinion even when they aren't there.

[X] You think that talking to people is fun, but you'd go crazy without nice amounts of alone time. (I really would go crazy if I didn't have alone time)

(6/10) (Not bad. Kesesese)

Which Hetalia Nordic are you?

Denmark:

[ ] People say you’re loud and annoying. (pfft. Me? Loud & annoying? Yeah, right)
[ ] You think you’re God’s gift to the world.
[ ] You’re a leader.
[x] You think you are good looking. (What? I think I do)
[ ] You’re the oldest in your family.
[x] You’re childish. (I think it comes with being the youngest)
[ ] You’re the center of attention. (Nope)
[ ] You’re very bossy.
[/] You don’t get along with others. (It actually really depends)
[x] You can be stubborn at times. (That's an understatement)

POINTS: 3.5

Norway
[x] People say you’re cranky. (Mostly my siblings)
[x] You’re very quiet. (Yes)
[x] You always wear some type of accessory. (Watches & earrings FTW!)
[x] When you speak, you tell things how they are. (I can be quite blunt. Then again, I am a realist)
[x] You have a sibling. (A few)
[x] Your hair sometimes curls, so it looks like you have Italy’s curl. (Or Austria's. Or Romano's)
[x] You don’t like to show emotion. (Depends on the situation)
[x] You get annoyed very easily. (Are you implying something?)
[ ] You believe in magic. (I think it's cool, but I don't believe in it. This is the one thing that keeps me from getting a 10 for Norway T-T)
[x] You are extremely shy around strangers. (Understatement)

POINTS: 9

Sweden
[ ] You apparently look scary. (Though someone once did say I looked like a security guard, if that means anything)
[ ] You wear glasses. (I used to. I kinda miss them T-T)
[x] You like to listen more than talk. (I am a good listener)
[ ] You’re very tall. (Average, but taller than two of my sisters)
[x] You’ve very good at building/making things with your hands. (There's a reason I work in an arts & crafts room)
[ ] You like debates.
[x] You have a hard time expressing your feelings.
[x] You have a playful personality.
[ ] You like someone who does not like you back. (Why do you care, Mr. Meme?)
[ ] You’re a bit of a rebel. (Gasp! I joined a fandom without asking!)
[x] It’s hard to understand you when you speak. (I tend to mumble/talk too low)
POINTS: 5

Finland
[ ] People mistake you for the opposite gender. (I don't know about when I was younger & had super short hair, but I sure do look like a girl now)
[x] You have a good sense of humor. (If by good you mean relatively corny. Jk, my humor is pretty good, especially when it comes to history based jokes)
[x] You’re a very sweet person. (Just ask some of my Followers on FFN)
[ ] You’re always talking. (Nah. Unless I'm on one of my rambles)
[ ] You’re short. (AVERAGE!!!!!! Though, I tend to wind up being the shortest in my group of friends)
[x] You don’t mind the cold. (I like the winter Plus, I'm always cold anyways, so I stopped really minding)
[ ] You’re not the best cook. (I would have you know that I am a very good cook)
[ ] You would be the perfect wife/mother.
[x] You’re honest.

POINTS: 4

Iceland
[x] Even if you won’t admit it, you love your family.
[ ] You had/have a pet bird.
[x] You love licorice.
[x] You’re very passionate about things.
[x] You’re the youngest (& the spoiled one)
[ ] You want to be a grown up.
[x] You get embarrassed easily.
[x] You are modest.
[x] You have a short temper. (I believe it may be shorter than Ed at times/brick'd)
[ ] You don’t like childish things. (You're kidding me, right?)

POINTS: 7

So I am Spain, followed by Norway...Something feels wrong about that...