Hi and Welcome to my profile.

I would say: It's so nice to see you here! But it isn't...

IT'S FABULOUS :D

So I would just like to say: Stop looking at me like im crazy and i'll stop chasing you with my axe. Idea from friend

A few things about me:

People say i'm crazy or I'm so happy that it's not natural :D Let me let you in on a secret: There's no such thing as too happy! There is such a thing however of being too crazy or being so happy that you become crazy...yep! That me! lol :D I get hyper on mints so I go rambling on quite a bit! Like now...Anyway heres a discription! :D

Ok for those who don't know me, my name is Megan. I love loads of things and dislike only a few things. I can even amuse myself with a small, squishy man with a smiley face for HOURS. OwO. But one of the main things I love is my teddy bear called Tom. I've had him since I was three. How much do I love him? Well put it this way: If I lost him I'd cry for day's on end and go on a killing spree until someone found him. He's MINE! So go away! D: -Flaps stick at you while deffending Tom- I'm not exactly squeamish but if you show me a really gruesome picture I'll beat you up witht he stick that I was defending Tom with! ._. Eh-he.. I over-react easily so don't say something offensive to me or I'll beat you up with the same stick! ¬.¬ Ooh! I had a dream the other night about being chased by polar bears D: Wait! Huh? Damn, I lost track of where I was... It's your fault! D: I beat u up with the stick now! Eh I lost it ._. Oh and if you didn't gather I love my anime! It's addicting! OuO. Well now you know most things about me cause of my big mouth so I will end this description cause I can't be bothered to type no more D:

- Lurve Megan. Leave a message or I kill You! :D

xXx

I Love:

Gakuen Alice

NatsumeXMikan

Pita-ten

Reading

Naruto

Akatsuki

Myself

Writing stories

Writing poems.

Oh and my Dog :D

Things I hate:

Writing useless stories.

Anything not involving Naruto.

Anyone who hates Naruto.

People who don't like puppies >:

Stories that end with cliff-hangers TT_TT

20 Things to do at Wal-Mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever had an argument with yourself, copy this to your profile

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy this to your profile

If you have ever walked into a tree, copy this to your profile

If you have ever ran, into a wall copy this to your profile

If you have ever found yourself wondering what 1+1 is, copy this to your profile

- Be Aware, Randomness ahead: (Don't say I didn't warn you)

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.

Join the dark side. We have cookies!

I'm not always a dork- sometimes I'm asleep

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care

Oops! I appear to have fallen on your lips.

You know it's a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor.

The only reason I'm here is because heaven wouldn't have me and hell was afraid I'd take over.

A good girl is just a bad girl who's never gotten caught.

Who doesn't love comebacks that make the other person sound stupid?

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

Very few personal problems can't be solved through suitable application of high explosives.

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS!

There are three types of people: those who can count, and those who can't.

History lesson: the dinosaurs didn't go extinct, Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I ran with scissors - and lived!

Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun!

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I'm not a complete idiot - some parts are missing.

Arguing with yourself is normal. It's when you argue with yourself and lose that's weird.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.

I see regular people! Run for your lives!

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

A secret admirier is only a stalker with stationary.

If you always stop to smell the roses sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.

You say physco like it's a bad thing (some people just don't understand)

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS!

I like my men pale, immortal and bloodthirsty.

He Said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it. She Said: You wear pants don't you?

If Tylenol, duct tape, and a Band-aid cant fix it, you have a serious problem.

The trouble with life is there's no background music.

Don't make mountains out of molehills, it leads to angry moles.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs.

I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms.

Cute but psycho- things even out.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

Hell issued a restraining order on me...oh the fun to be had!

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

When Life gives you lemons, make apple juice, and let the world wonder how the hell you did it.

I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me.

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Love your enemies. It pisses them off.

The voices in my head may not be real but they still have pretty good ideas...

Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

One day we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it annoys enough people to make it worth while

I intend to live forever... so far so good

Old enough to know better, young enough to do it again

Embrace the inner rebel - don't sit up straight

Sure I have super powers! I just don't wanna show you

You're awesome... but when the zombies come, I'm tripping you

I am not weird... just plotting

"Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called 'cannibalism' my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies."

I don't obsess! I think intensely!

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried to slam a revolving door

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it.

Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I've never tried.

Shit happens. But mostly to me, so don't worry.

ake Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line.

The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'm BLACK, when I go into the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm BLACK, when I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK, when you grow up you're WHITE, when you're sick, you're GREEN, when you go in the sun you turn RED, when you're cold you turn BLUE and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me coloured? Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

Fun things to do in an elevator:

1. Crack open your briefcase or purse,
and while peering inside ask:"Got enough air in there?"

2. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator.
Wear yours upside-down.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open,
and then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

4. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake
and ask them to call you Admiral.

5. On the highest floor, hold the door open
and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny
you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

6. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while,
and then proudly announce: "I've got new socks on!"

7. Meow occasionally.

8. Holler "Chutes away!"whenever the elevator descends.

9. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

10. Stare at another passenger for a while,
then slowly back into the corner horrified,
saying “You’re one of THEM!”

11. When the elevator is silent,
look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"

12. Say, "I wonder what all these do."
and push the red buttons.

13. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

14. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce
to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

15. Announce in a demonic voice:
"I must find a more suitable host body."

16. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

17. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator,
then run back on.

18. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes then stop suddenly
and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.

19. When there's only one other person in the elevator,
tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

20. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock.
Smile, and go back for more.

21. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches
to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

22. Swat at flies that don't exist.

23. Bring a chain saw, but don't use it.
If anyone asks why you have it, say
"Just in case..." mysteriously.

24. Look at your phone, and act as if your reading a text,
then get a frightened look on your face and scream:
"Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.

25. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

26. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead
and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper,
"Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of
being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

29. When the doors close, announce to the others,
"It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

30. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood,
stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(Why wait that long?)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(Destruction has a bigger effect)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(Everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Just start them)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(Just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(Like Nike says, "Just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(Just leave ‘em in the middle)