Well I'm taking down what I had since it's an embarrassment to FanFiction contributors everywhere. I'm more of the read and review type =) as you can tell from my ass-load of favorites...I just can't resist!! Go read those instead. Works of art. But something MIGHT go up here...maybe...if I feel like it...but probably not...I suck at writing. As my story over on FictionPress clearly shows (what, you think I'll tell you what my account over there is? As if. It's an embarrassment to life itself). oh boy. you can feel the high self-esteem rolling off me in waves.

Name: Monika, although people insist on spelling in Monica. oh well.

Nickname: moe-neeka (blame my friends)

Age: 15

School: Stalker High School

Address: 1283982 Why-the-hell-do-you-want-to-know Ave. in the town of CREEPER, USA

so yeah those are the basics.

stuff i like: LOTR, Iron Man, Minority Report, Watchmen, Batman, Boondock Saints, Batman Beyond, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Mentalist, Harry Potter, HOUSE, and some other stuff i can't think of now

stuff i hate with a burning passion: TWILIGHT. unless it's making fun of it XD

Just to warn you, if a Twilight die-hard fan girl approaches me, you might wanna back away because I will definitely throw up. Or just punch her in the face. I like the latter better.

um yeah. so there isn't anything on here. for something better and more entertaining (especially if you are NOT a twilight fan) go to The.Sexy.Fruitcup's profile.

Or if you're into other amazing stuff, visit Supaslim's page. Or Joker88. or Dunyazade. Good stuff.

Favorite Movie of the Week: Boondock Saints

Favorite Song of the Week: Smooth Criminal (RIP MJ)

Favorite Book of the Week: One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

Favorite Show of the Week: House, MD

If you talk to inanimate objects, copy this into your profile.

If you try to murder your alarm cloak every morning, copy this into your profile.

If your reading these and thinking; why am I reading these, then copy this into your profile.

so, I'm done rambling. I like to keep things short, but it doesn't usually work out. ah well. this is shorter than some other profiles...you know what I'm talking about. those that you get a few sentences in then realize the scroll bar to the side is about the thickness of a stick of gum. and they only have three stories. tell me, do ANY of you get even halfway through those huge monologues? or for the ppl that have them, do you REALLY think someone's gonna bother to READ all that?! deep breath ok, rambling officially done.

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