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| shalu |
Author has written 20 stories for Dukes of Hazzard, and Twilight. Idk why profiles won't allow links anymore, so I'm taking most of the stuff out. Mini-Playlist for YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE: • You Know What You Are (NIN) | |||||
1. Maelström » reviewsJasper's motorcycle breaks down in the pouring rain. A light in the distance leads him to something he thought he lost, but the discovery may drag him under. SLASH, JxETwilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,650 - Reviews: 650 - Updated: 12-20-12 - Published: 8-2-10 - Jasper & Edward - Complete2. Erotic Literature reviewsAH/AU, SLASH. Jasper, a writer struggling with his second book, emerges from seclusion only to discover the heart of his stories.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-30-12 - Jasper & Edward - Complete3. Pile of Ashes » reviewsAlice is haunted by a recurring dream. The problem is she can't remember it, but as pieces begin to fall into place, she realizes the puzzle is an assignment: if she doesn't put it together, someone's going to die. AU Originally written for FGB Autism.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,846 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 6-10-11 - Published: 4-1-11 - Alice & Jasper - Complete4. The Cullens of Hazzard » reviewsA fun, humorous take on the Cullens...HAZZARD COUNTY STYLE. Silly crossover with the Dukes of Hazzard classic TV series. AH/AU...rated M for innuendo, language, and limes/lemons. Collaboration between shalu & CarminMoon.Crossover - Dukes of Hazzard & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,373 - Reviews: 133 - Updated: 4-21-11 - Published: 4-26-095. Devil » reviewsIn this modern fairytale warped, Twi'd & retold, Alice is held prisoner for a debt that isn't hers, and a talent she doesn't possess. A red-eyed devil offers his assistance, but at a price. AU. Written for the Foxy Fics fundraiser. Now complete.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,514 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 4-2-11 - Published: 1-25-11 - Alice - Complete6. Best Christmas Present Ever reviewsA couple weeks before Christmas, Bella accidentally opens a letter that wasn't intended for her. Mistake? Fate? Christmas miracle? You decide. AH Originally written for Southern Fanfiction Review's Christmas O/S collection.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,475 - Reviews: 48 - Published: 12-23-10 - Bella & Edward - Complete7. Emmett Cullen, Ghost Hunter reviewsEmmett drags his brothers to the Swan Asylum to hunt for ghosts. Comedy, mayhem, and comedic mayhem ensue. AU Originally posted in the 30 Days of Emmett series. A little cracktacular.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,880 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-6-10 - Emmett - Complete8. Black Friday reviewsEmmett gets dragged to the mall for a post-Turkey Day shopathon. What loot will he score? ; AH/AU. Originally written for 30 Days of Emmett aka, Emmetthon. To be continued?Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-1-10 - Emmett & Rosalie9. Red reviewsA tale of a Red Riding Hood ... Alice senses a presence in the woods, watching her. She sees red eyes in her dreams, and between the trees. Tonight she ventures out to meet him. O/S for MaleficentKnits birthday. AUTwilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,882 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 11-25-10 - Alice & Jasper - Complete10. Mooning Over My Hammy » reviewsFor the Love of OJward entry. Bella needs to sober up before going home. A late night stop at Denny's provides her with more than breakfast, thanks to an old crush. E/BTwilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,372 - Reviews: 113 - Updated: 11-8-10 - Published: 7-30-10 - Bella & Edward - Complete11. First Things First » reviewsAlice Cullen turns seventeen today. She wants nothing more than to give her virginity to Jasper Whitlock. Will it be the fantasy she imagined? Or will she be humiliated? AHTwilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,482 - Reviews: 56 - Updated: 9-8-10 - Published: 9-1-10 - Alice & Jasper - Complete12. Come Clean reviewsAU/AH Esme has the hots for her son Jasper's coach, but she thinks she's too old for him. Odds are she's wrong. Jasper's birthday pool party might provide the occasion for them both to come clean. Written for the Support Stacie Auction.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,640 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 5-24-10 - Emmett & Esme - Complete13. Tempest in the Key of E reviewsO/S, AU/AH/OOC. Bella has fairly specific tastes when it comes to men. What happens when Alice's pianist brother rocks her foundation a bit? Submission for MsKathy's Haiti fic fundraiser.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,285 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 2-28-10 - Bella & Edward - Complete14. Sunday Sundae reviewsO/S Entry for the FML Contest. AU/AH. Emmett and Rosalie have dessert...obviously, it goes a bit awry. M for language and a bit o' citrus smut.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,182 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 2-2-10 - Emmett & Rosalie - Complete15. Going Home reviewsHastily needing to get out of town, Alice offers the contents of her wallet to the cab driver to get her as far away as possible. Where will they end up? 2ND-PLACE WINNER of the "To Go Amongst Mad People" contest. **TO BE CONTINUED**Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,822 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 1-31-10 - Alice & Jasper16. Poughgasm: The Final Frontier reviewsYeah, the title sounds ridonk, but it tickles me all dirty-like. This is a final epi for Mrs. The King's Poughkeepsie, as requested by the Fandom Gives Back Auction winner. I collaborated and wrote the midde/Jasper&Alice bit. M for a f***ing reason.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,461 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-12-10 - Complete17. Echoes of the Second Hand reviewsEntry for the Les Femmes Noires contest. AU/OOC. She's seen her death, and sees it repeated every night. Who is this man that will be her murderer? And why is she resigned to wait for him?Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,769 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 11-14-09 - Complete18. Ed, Jas, and Em & The OnCrotch Call Center » reviewsThis ridiculous CrackFic is dedicated/inspired by the awesome Unicorns Unlimited ladies. The boys man the phones for fanfic readers overcome by...crotchsplosions. RATED M for good reason. **ETA: leaving Status open for poss future chaps**Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,269 - Reviews: 127 - Updated: 10-23-09 - Published: 6-26-0919. You Know What You Are reviews"For the Love of Jasper" One-Shot Contest: Who is in control? Jasper thinks he has settled into his existence, but Alice brings an earthquake of doubt to crack his foundation. AUTwilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,142 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 10-13-09 - Published: 9-18-09 - Jasper & Alice - Complete20. Requiem reviewsAH/AU. OneShot for the Tattward and Inkella contest. Alice has a mission written on her arm in ink, with one last task to fulfill. Is the new apprentice up for the task? AxJTwilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,744 - Reviews: 51 - Updated: 8-11-09 - Published: 7-20-09 - Alice & Jasper - Complete
