Alice is haunted by a recurring dream. The problem is she can't remember it, but as pieces begin to fall into place, she realizes the puzzle is an assignment: if she doesn't put it together, someone's going to die. AU Originally written for FGB Autism.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,846 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 6-10-11 - Published: 4-1-11 - Alice & Jasper - Complete
A fun, humorous take on the Cullens...HAZZARD COUNTY STYLE. Silly crossover with the Dukes of Hazzard classic TV series. AH/AU...rated M for innuendo, language, and limes/lemons. Collaboration between shalu & CarminMoon.
Crossover - Dukes of Hazzard & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,373 - Reviews: 133 - Updated: 4-21-11 - Published: 4-26-09
In this modern fairytale warped, Twi'd & retold, Alice is held prisoner for a debt that isn't hers, and a talent she doesn't possess. A red-eyed devil offers his assistance, but at a price. AU. Written for the Foxy Fics fundraiser. Now complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,514 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 4-2-11 - Published: 1-25-11 - Alice - Complete
A couple weeks before Christmas, Bella accidentally opens a letter that wasn't intended for her. Mistake? Fate? Christmas miracle? You decide. AH Originally written for Southern Fanfiction Review's Christmas O/S collection.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,475 - Reviews: 48 - Published: 12-23-10 - Bella & Edward - Complete
A tale of a Red Riding Hood ... Alice senses a presence in the woods, watching her. She sees red eyes in her dreams, and between the trees. Tonight she ventures out to meet him. O/S for MaleficentKnits birthday. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,882 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 11-25-10 - Alice & Jasper - Complete
AU/AH Esme has the hots for her son Jasper's coach, but she thinks she's too old for him. Odds are she's wrong. Jasper's birthday pool party might provide the occasion for them both to come clean. Written for the Support Stacie Auction.
Hastily needing to get out of town, Alice offers the contents of her wallet to the cab driver to get her as far away as possible. Where will they end up? 2ND-PLACE WINNER of the "To Go Amongst Mad People" contest. **TO BE CONTINUED**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,822 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 1-31-10 - Alice & Jasper
Yeah, the title sounds ridonk, but it tickles me all dirty-like. This is a final epi for Mrs. The King's Poughkeepsie, as requested by the Fandom Gives Back Auction winner. I collaborated and wrote the midde/Jasper&Alice bit. M for a f***ing reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,461 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-12-10 - Complete
This ridiculous CrackFic is dedicated/inspired by the awesome Unicorns Unlimited ladies. The boys man the phones for fanfic readers overcome by...crotchsplosions. RATED M for good reason. **ETA: leaving Status open for poss future chaps**