Hey, guys~

i guess i should introduce myself...

Name: Tenru

Age:18

Hobbies: You don't need to know...

Sex: Female

Hair: curly and brown

Eye: green

Here's my new policy: One review, one chapter. Ten or more, I finish the story.
Got it? Good...

Couples that i love

Naru/Mai

Itachi/Sakura

Hiden/Sakura

Naruto/Hinata

Bella/ Jacob

Daine/Numair

Nawat/Aly

Gaara/Sakura

Couples that i hate(and will only read if it's a good story)

Mai/Gene

Lin/Yasuhara

Itachi/sasuke(they're brother's for god's sake)

Itachi/any male

Sakura/sasuke

Naru/masako

Naru/Lin

Love you guys~

Zetsu: Translation: She'll put Mai, Sakura, and Naruto in a prison full of horny men if you don't review~

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina the Mischevious, SnowNeko, Pink Hi-Lighter, pointy star, Bruce n' Charlie, naru-chan-13 kags-shessy,Inubabie, Hanikamiya Mitsukai, AisoKaze, Tenru wingstorm

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.- I believe in God!!

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):)

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

5. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

6. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

7. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

8. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

9. WORLD DOMINATION! Most PWNZORS reason! I have already called dibs on JAPAN!

10. We have Itachi

WHAT TO DO WHEN SHE...

1) When she acts shy - say i love you

2) When she runs away from you - chase her

3) When she puts her face near yours - kiss her (DUH)

4) When she kicks and punches you - hold her tight

5) When shes silent - Shes thinking how to say i love you

6) When she ignores you - she wants all your attention

7) When she pulls away -grab her by the waist and never let go

8) When you see her at her worst - tell her shes BEAUTIFUL

9) When she screams at you - tell her you love her, you have to mean it

10) When you see her walking - Sneak up behind her grab her by the waist and kiss her

11) When shes scared - hold her and tell her everything is ok 'cause shes with you'

12) When she looks like somthings the matter - kiss her and tell her not to worry

13) When she holds you hand - play with her fingers

20 ways to spend in Walmart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie

Random quotes.

"The king of vampire's is pissed at me...the king of werewolves is pissed at me..hell! even Father time is pissed at me! And death...actually owes me a favor...mabye that's a good thing...hmm"

-a random friend

"I couldn't say goodbye to her until i said hello..."

-Stalemate, Iris Johansen

"Pain doesn't hurt if it's all you ever felt."

-Rocky todd

"Slow down Sugar Queen, I just got up. It’s way too early in the morning, and all I heard was blah blah blah something about taking over the world"

-Bending Academy, Beijing Girl (Fanfiction)

"Such is love. It's hits unexpectedly, and then it's a roller coaster from then on..."

- Troy C. (AKA: Boss)

“For all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are these, 'It might have been.'”

- John Greenleaf Whittier

‘Love is a wonderful, terrible thing’”

-Shakespeare

"I have the heart of an eight year old, the mind of a genius, the body of a sixteen year old(-_-') and the inability to control either of them... Sorry if it bothers you.."

-Troy C. ( when i first met him)

“Person 1:You should be careful where you place your heart, Miko. Those who wear theirs on their sleeve often find they have lost it along the way.

Person 2:Better on a sleeve than hidden away in a place so dark that only a few dare to look for it.”

- Crime and Punishment , Serephina of the Kamis(Fanfic)

"I’ll have you know that this demon slayer outfit has caused many demons to run from me. Just like this wall, its ‘mere presence prevents invasion’...Wait… that didn’t come out quite right."

-The Broken Miko, RosieB(Fanfic)

Person 1:"Well hello, Mr. Grumpy Shit..."

Person 2:"Shit?"

Person 1:"It's part of the name.."

Person 2:"Okay... But I'm not happy at all"

-a random conversation between me(person 1) and a friend(person 2)