I'm just your average freak (not on a lease, fortunately... unless of course, something kinky is about to happen) I do enjoy fanfiction.. However, I hit my block on writing for awhile. All unfinished stories can be considered on hold until i can decide what to do with them. Fortunately, my dearest readers, i AM willing to pass on an unfinished story onto a writer whom i think will do it justice. Please message me if you want to continue one of my stories, and, after i check out your writing style, we will talk.

Edited June, 14, 2011

Random quotes.

"The king of vampire's is @#!*% at me...the king of werewolves is @#!*% at me.. @#!*% ! even Father time is @#!*% at me! And death...actually owes me a favor...mabye that's a good thing...hmm"

-a random friend

"I couldn't say goodbye to her until i said hello..."

-Stalemate, Iris Johansen

"Pain doesn't hurt if it's all you ever felt."

-Rocky todd

"Slow down Sugar Queen, I just got up. It’s way too early in the morning, and all I heard was blah blah blah something about taking over the world"

-Bending Academy, Beijing Girl (Fanfiction)

"Such is love. It's hits unexpectedly, and then it's a roller coaster from then on..."

- Boss

“For all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are these, 'It might have been.'”

- John Greenleaf Whittier

‘Love is a wonderful, terrible thing’”

-Shakespeare

"I have the heart of an eight year old, the mind of a genius, the body of a sixteen year old(-_-') and the inability to control either of them... Sorry if it bothers you.."

- Boss

“Person 1:You should be careful where you place your heart, Miko. Those who wear theirs on their sleeve often find they have lost it along the way.

Person 2:Better on a sleeve than hidden away in a place so dark that only a few dare to look for it.”

- Crime and Punishment , Serephina of the Kamis(Fanfic)

"I’ll have you know that this demon slayer outfit has caused many demons to run from me. Just like this wall, its ‘mere presence prevents invasion’...Wait… that didn’t come out quite right."

-The Broken Miko, RosieB(Fanfic)

Person 1:"Well hello, Mr. Grumpy @#!*% ..."

Person 2:" @#!*% ?"

Person 1:"It's part of the name.."

Person 2:"Okay... But I'm not happy at all"

-a random conversation between me(person 1) and a friend(person 2)

Person 1:“I merely think outside the box.”

Person 2: “Yeah, right. You get outside the box, kick the crap out of it and then duct tape and super glue it to the shape you want. No thanks. I’m staying away from the stupid box.”

-Only in Vegas, Skin(fanfic)

"The saddest of times is when love goes from 'is to be' to 'would have been'"

-me, in one of my random thoughtful moods

"Rise and rise again... until lambs become lions..."

Robin Hood (the movie)

"Amor vincit omnia: love conquers all."

Rules for Life

RULE 1
Life is not fair - get used to it.

RULE 2
The world won't care about your self-esteem.
The world will expect you to accomplish something
BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

RULE 3
You will NOT make 40 thousand dollars a year right out of high school.
You won't be a vice president with car phone, until you earn both.

RULE 4
If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.
He doesn't have tenure.

RULE 5
Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity.
Your grandparents had a different word for burger flipping they called it
Opportunity.

RULE 6
If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes,
learn from them.

RULE 7
Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now.
They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to
you talk about how cool you are. So before you save the rain forest from the
parasites of your parent's generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.

RULE 8
Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life has not.
In some schools they have abolished
failing grades and they'll give you as many times as you want to get the right
answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.

RULE 9
Life is not divided into semesters.
You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you
find yourself. Do that on your own time.

RULE 10
Television is NOT real life.
In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

RULE 11
Be nice to nerds.
Chances are you'll end up working for one.