Freedom-To-Fly
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since: 02-11-09, id: 1835467, Profile Updated: 06-11-10
country: Australia
Author has written 2 stories for Maximum Ride, and Misc. Books.

Hello

Name: Lauren

Just going to talk about a buch on Randomness soz if i start to annoy you

Any How...

(these seem to all be movies and tv series and clips and stuff for the following list, just thought that i should tell you incase you thought that i was a little bit loopy and going on about stuff that makes absoloutly no sense. i didn't plan it like that though. this was meant to originally be a list of stuff i like but now it's well movies and stuff. Oh Well...)

I love Dr Who... Robin Hood (the BBC TV Series), Harry Potter (movies, i havn't read the books yet, but no need to fear i plan too, so not all hope for me is lot yet), The Lord of the Rings(movies, yes i know another movie series that i havnt read the books to yet, but for this one i don't want to, but don't hold that against me), Torchwood, Push, The Secret Life Of Bees, Eragon, Michael Jackson's Music Videos, the X-men movies, the dark knight, the covernant, hight school musical 1 and 2 not really 3 but please don't hold liking HSM against me, and theres so many more that just really don't want to come to my head at this present time oh and yes twilight and New Moon.

Some Of My Favourite Books:

Twilight Saga

Maximum ride

Enchanted Wood

Stolen

The Pact

Random statements...

If You absolutely Love any of the above books Copy this onto your profile...

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, put this in your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters of books you've read in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

I'm the kind of person who walks into a door and apologizes.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Copy and Paste this if you have ever said "Like" twice in one senence.

If you have ever turned around and questioned how you got on those subjects after an entire conversation, copy and paste this in to your profile.

If you fight with your computer put this in your profile

If you absolutely CANNOT live without one or all of these books series (Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, Twilight), copy and paste this into your profile!

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just one review, paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whatsoever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it have written, and you are one of the aforementioned people, copy and paste this into your profile.

Random Quotes

COPY ONTO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU LIKE

~ I’d be good to be a glow worm because a glow worms never glum how can you be glum if the sun shines out your bum

~ I believe we are all worms but i am a glow worm

~ reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body

Sir Richard Steele

You can cover a great deal of country in books

Andrew Land

Everybody hates me because i'm so universally liked

Peter de Vries

Like anyone else, there are days i feel beautiful and days i don't, and when i don't i do something about it

Cheryl Tieqs

JUST MORE RANDOM STUFF (have fun reading, if you dare)

~If you have ever run into a door copy and paste this to your profile.

~If your best friend is insane copy and paste this to your profile.

~If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy and paste this to your profile.

~If you've ever tripped over your own feet copy and paste this to your profile.

~If you have ever copied and pasted something to your profile copy and paste this to your profile

~If you have a true friend copy and paste this to your profile.

~92 of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breath anymore. Repost this if you are one of the 8 how would be laughing there butt off.

~If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can' t fight to save your life copy and paste this to your profile.

~If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smake yourself/someone else, copu this into your profile.

~If you are insane copy and paste this to your profile.

~If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

~If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool copy and paste this on your profile.

~If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!(What do you mean not to put this in?NNNOOOOOOO!We will be figured out!What do you mean we?I'm the one person who thinks this is insane.)

~If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason copy and paste this to your profile.

"I'm not Crazy. I'm psycotic. There's a difference"

People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

-If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

- If you hate obnoxious and snobby people, put this in your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have ever wanted to post something cool on your profile for other people to copy&paste to their profiles, but couldn't think of anything, then copy&paste this!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina the Mischevious, SnowNeko, Pink Hi-Lighter, pointy star, Bruce n' Charlie, naru-chan-13, Kuro Uchiha, Silverscale12, Freedom-To-Fly

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever walked and all of a sudden ended up falling on your butt copy this to your profile.

If you have an army of purple cats with rabies and with flame throwers at your command copy this onto your profile.

If you hate homework, join the club and copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/burst into song randomly, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile!

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( i fall up the steps to school every time i go up them... sadly...) EverD, (When I did it, my friends said I defied physics. I don't know why though...) Wishing_for_a_Zoro_plushie (err... people laughed, and not to mention I was wearing a skirt XD ) Sangorulz (in school while wearing heels...clutz), Coco Gash Jirachi (I had a bruise on my chin for days... I'm a ditz...), Mastersword124356( Then I fell backwards),Spottedpaw12(then i slid back down.), Osorezuxunmei-nashi(yeah... happens half the time... proud of it >XD) Freedom-To-Fly

If you think that snow days are awesome, copy and paste this onto your profile

If your teacher hates you or someone else in your class with white hot intensity, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think that you should booby-trap your front door, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever burst out laughing for NO REASON, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think that 1,000 books isnt enough, add your name to this list
Spottedpaw12, Osorezuxunmai-nashi, Freedom-To-Fly

ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja!

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

'Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?'

'Common sense is the enemy of comedy.'

'Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART.'

'Knowledge is power; power is the root of all evil. Therefore study to be evil.'

'I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!'

'Boys don't fall for me; I trip them.'

'They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you stood there and yelled 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill many people.'

'There are very few problems that can not be solved using a large amount of explosives.'

'I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die'

'I used to have super powers but my therapist took them away.'

'It is not enough to succeed; others must fail.'

'The devil sold his soul to Gaara.'

'You know what! Earth sucks, I’m going home.'

'Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity.'

'If you laugh I will laugh. If you cry I will cry and if you jump out a window I will laugh.'

'Why don't you slip into something more comfortable; like a coma?'

'What is this 'kindness' you speak of?'

'It’s all fun and games until someone gets a fork in the eye THEN IT'S EVEN FUNNIER!'

'Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you keep on talking.'

'Define normal.'

'She who walks with wolves, learns to howl.'

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( _ _ )_l IF YOU LIKE CATS, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO UR PROFILE.

My parents keep asking how school was. It's like saying, 'How was that drive-by shooting?' You don't care how it was, you're lucky to get out alive."

“Curiosity didn’t kill the cat; it made the kittens.”

“At all the weddings, my aunts used to come up to me and tug on my cheeks saying, 'You're next!' They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.”

"If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change."

"I've learned that there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead, some come from behind, but I've bought a big bat, and I'm ready you see. Now my troubles, they're going to have troubles with me."

"The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist."

"NyQuil: The stuffy, sneezy, why-the-hell-is-the-room-spinning medicine."

"Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I had to kill because they pissed me off."

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my uncle, not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."

"I smile because you've all finally driven me insane."

"Evil is just Live spelt backwards."

"SMILE! It scares people!"

"When arguing with an idiot, make sure the other person isn't doing the same thing."

"I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh!"

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever tried to go into the backyard and ran into the glass door that you didn't see, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever choked on air ( or any other substance that you thought impossible to choke on ), copy this in your profile

If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this in your profile

If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged on the table repeatedly, and received weird looks from anyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Michi-Baka, Neji's fangirl, Yukisgirlfriend, Jinzouningen, Osorezuxunmei-nashi, Freedom-To-Fly

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this in your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile -

If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugarhigh, copy this into your profile


1. Under The Radar reviews
A teenage girl makes the discovery of her life when she finds out that she has special abilities. Her family may not be who they seem and how do you pick between the person who helped you to escape or the person that you thought that you loved.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-28-09
2. Freedom A poem By Maximum Ride reviews
Max shares what it is like to be free using her poetic side. Reviews are appreciated, thanks!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-27-09 - Max - Complete