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Author has written 5 stories for Twilight. I love sarcasm, I love witty people, if you're smart-funny, I'll love you. I hate when people think they're funny, and they're just not. At all. It's just shitty and kills me a little more inside. I love all things Twilight with the exception of Breaking Dawn. Honestly, after the first few chapters, I just wanted to claw my eyes out and burn the pages. Sorry SM. I have an undying love for Robert Pattinson and anything and everything central to him. I adore the man; it's ridiculous, it's sometimes scary and completely OTT but I do not care. I've never been obsessed with anyone or anything until now and I've got to say, it's pretty damn fun. Drink.Eat.Sleep.Fuck.Smile.Frown.Read.Write.Speak.Listen.Share.Poop.Hug.Kiss.Laugh.Cry.Love life. Beaucoup d'amour. 22nd September 09- SORRY I'M BEING SO TERRIBLE AT UPDATING (STILL). Well it's really just Nude and X&Y, X&Y is a priority. CC I find I can write all the time, so that's not a problem. And it's September, RL is always shitty in September, so I apologise profusely. Thank you all so much for generally being kickass. As per. 29th October 09- All stories except Chasing Cars are on hiatus. They unofficially were anyway to be honest, but just so you know. None of them will be deleted, they will be completed in due time, I'm just not sure when. Don't think I've forgotten them. Thank you all for actually giving a shit and asking what's going on. (Does that sound sarcastic? Because it's not!) For those reading 'X&Y', here are some links to music, I took away the other links, they were annoying me. 'Postcards From Far Away'- Coldplay Jut in case you've never heard the Candy Cave song 'If I Ain't Got You'- Alicia Keys 'Anyone Else But You'- The Mouldy Peaches
The card Bell gives to Edward for his birthday (Card by Edward Monkton) Polyvore Sets: Chasing Cars, Chapter 19+ Nude: Edward | |||||||||
1. Chasing Cars » reviewsBella, a self confessed cat lady and the beautiful Daddy E. Two strangers, one night, a whole lot of drink, a bag of marshmallows, a fluffy rug and used condoms, or lack of, leaves B and E with more than just hangovers. AH AU OOC LanguageTwilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 210,668 - Reviews: 536 - Updated: 1-3-10 - Published: 5-27-09 - Bella & Edward2. X&Y » reviewsI wasn’t taking the slow route anymore, playing boring gentleman Edward, oh no. I’d done that, and now we were here, in no-mans-land. So I was pulling out all the stops, Bella wouldn’t know what hit her, and for once, it wouldn’t be the doorframeOOC,AHTwilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 321,893 - Reviews: 780 - Updated: 8-25-09 - Published: 2-25-09 - Edward & Bella3. PPPS I love you reviewsOneshot- may become a series of one shots. Edward is jaded and lost after the death of his wife. He trudges through each day, silently grieving his loss, when he recieves a letter from her in the post. AH, AUTwilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,282 - Reviews: 41 - Published: 8-20-09 - Edward & Bella4. Nude » reviewsShe's cold and tired, and tired of being a teenager. Bella struggles with demons from her past, even more so without the constant support of best friend Alice, but will popular Edward be able to save her from herself? OOC AH ExB Language,Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,279 - Reviews: 61 - Updated: 8-6-09 - Published: 5-7-09 - Bella & Edward5. X,Y&Z » reviewsOk, so this goes with 'X&Y', it's just something I'm playing around with really, Alice's point of view from chapter 28 of 'X&Y' onwards, Summary inside, I'll explain it there! AH, OOC, Possible lemons... ON HIATUS, I'LL GET BACK TO IT WHEN X&Y IS FINISHEDTwilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,566 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 5-4-09 - Published: 4-21-09 - Alice