Well, hello.

my fanfic addiction has progressed in almost the exact pattern as any other addiction.

it all started when my friend told me, in a laughing voice, 'do you know people publish stories on the internet where characters from books and movies do it and stuff?' I laughed and scrunched up my nose, slightly disgusted by the idea. weeks later, after a bottle of vodka, said friend and i decided to look into this phenomenon, and stumbled upon this very website. we browsed the available categories, looked at some harry/draco slash because it was funny, then stumbled our way over to a breaking dawn 'fade to black' story... we laughed, admitted that it was a little bit sexy, and closed the window. weeks later, in a moment of excruciating boredom, i found myself back on the page, on my own, and took the plunge, clicking on a link of a noncanon, all human story. from there, my addiction raged, until i was producing product of my own, becoming friends with other suppliers, and now -- well, here we are. i've escalated from enjoying the buzz of reading a good story to being consumed by the crushing, constant need for reviews, and let's face it - there's no going back once you reach that point, is there?

no one i come into contact with in my life knows i do this, but secretly, i absolutely adore this monkey on my back. and all of you, for reading my stories and feeding my addiction.

I now have a blog just ripe for the reading, and video-watching, and whatever else i put up there. I'm a very fickle thing.

www.netra.tumblr.com

Enjoy... or don't. I'm not your mother.

If that doesn't float your boat, twitter me sexy - www.twitter.com/netrasexual

I also have one of these now, so ask away, about the fic, or anything else that may interest you: http://www.formspring.me/netra90

Also, check this amazing banner jamiearkin made for 47 Days because it is amazeballs: http://yfrog.com/gzfikapj

So, I think that's it.

I'll leave you with this though:

reviewers make better lovers. i'm not making that up, it's scientific fact.